Count 1 wrote:

OTTAWA - Federal broadcast regulators have
cleared the Arabic Al-Jazeera television
network for viewing by Canadians via cable and
satellite.

So let's produce some programming:
"Moslem Eye for the Canadian Guy"
A team of moslem consultants re-shapes the
life of a secular Canadian citizen.
The Moslem Team descends upon the guy's
house and immediately shoot his dog. They
throw all the furniture out the window, but do
not replace it with anything. In the bathroom,
they dispose of all razors and shaving products,
since these will be illegal in the Kalifah state. In
the dressing-room, all clothing is removed, and
the team goes to a mall where they buy huge
shirts which hang down to the guy's knees.
They plan a party for the Canadian and all his
friends, to show off his new style, and the only
food served is tea and a few dips. During the
entire program, the team is always shouting, all
at once. While rummaging around in the
Canadian's closets, the team finds his Playboy
collection, which causes them all to pass out;
they are removed from the premises in
ambulances. The Canadian stands in his
doorway, watching the ambulances pull away,
scratching his head and looking astonished.
Credits roll.

Next week: The Moslem Team re-makes a
co-ed dorm at the University.