"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message news:<g6nl609gel0ib9khhna3v7l7b92m4c21a2@4ax.com>...
On 31 Mar 2004 02:16:45 -0800,
(maff) wrote in
alt.tasteless.jokes:
Haven't you heard of the Civil War?
You're thinking of "The War of Northern Aggression", or as the more
genteel refer to it, "The Late Unpleasantness".
If you're willing to sacrifice your life and money for the Confederacy
then go for it.
Jefferson Davis
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=18510aff.0312170407.24246f4a%40posting.google.com
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