[Note: any resemblence between this post and any other post with a
similar title is coincidental and anyway the other poster ought to
have known better. No, Really.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

He is the Maker of Toys, the Giver of Gifts! He is the keeper
of Eight Tiny Reindeer, and of Rudolph! He is the Lord of Space and
Time, able to deliver toys worldwide in a single night.

He always was, He always is, and He always will be. Unmoved,
Unchanged, Undefeated, and never Undone!

He climbs down chimneys where there are no chimneys! He lands on
roofs that have no level bits to land on!

He was persecuted by the Burgermeister Meisterburger and brought
gifts! He faced Winter and the Snow Miser and brought warmth to our
hearts!

He lives at the North Pole and makes toys! He rides on Christmas Eve
and brings presents!

The world can't understand him, The armies can't defeat Him, the
schools can't explain Him, and the leaders can't ignore Him.
Martians couldn't steal Him, non-Christians couldn't confuse Him, and
Jack Skellington couldn't hold Him! Nero couldn't crush Him, Hitler
couldn't
silence Him, The New Age can't replace Him, and Donahue can't explain
Him away!

He is generosity, love, longevity, and Friend. He is goodness,
kindness,
gentleness, and the Spirit of Christmas.

He is unique, righteous, mighty, powerful, and pure. His ways are
right,

His TV specials are eternal,

His goodwill is unchanging, and His mind is on me, making a list,
checking it twice. He is my joy, He is my comfort, He is my friend,
and He gives meaning
to my life!

I love Him because His bond is love, he puts no burdens on me, and His
goal for me is abundant gifts. I believe in Him because He is the
unselfishness of the unselfish, the generosity of the generous.

Ancient of days, self-sufficient, seeking neither rule nor sway nor
dominion over others, tolerant, forgiving, healing, inspiring. And if
that seems impressive to you, try this for size. His goal is a
relationship with ME!

He will never leave me, never forsake me, never mislead me, never
forget me, Never overlook me, and never cancel my appointment in His
appointment book!

When I fall, He lifts me up! When I fail, He forgives! When I am
weak, He is strong! When I am lost, He is the way!

When I am afraid, He is my courage! When I stumble, He steadies me!

When I am hurt, He consoles me! When I am selfish, he inspires me to
generosity!

When I am hungry, He gives gifts of food! When I have no toys, he
gives presents! When I face trials, He is with me!

When I face persecution, He inspires me to endure as he did in! When
I face problems, He comforts me!

When I face loss, He provides for me! When I face Death, He carries
me Home to the North Pole and makes me into an immortal elf! He is
everything for everybody, everywhere, every time, and every way.

He is Santa, he is good, he is faithful. I am His, and He is mine!
He doesn't pick fights and doesn't feel threatened by the world. He
is secure in his self sufficiency.

So, if you're wondering why I feel so secure, understand this... He
said it and that settles it. Santa is real, I am on His side, and
that means all is well.

[Now, can anyone ask for a more convincing proof of Santa's existence
than that? ;->]