Once again, I was getting my groceries at the Food Lion. As I exited
the store, I spotted "them"!

It easy to spot "them", they ride around in vans, they dredd like it
the 1950's, and they are all walkig around the parking lot trying not
to look conspicious.
And they are all carrying pamplets in their hands! Yes, it the
"Christains!" That crazy weirdo religion that likes to start wars and
set buildings on fire.
So as I placed my grocery bags in my truck, on of "them" approcahed me.
And I was ready for "them". I had Subgenius Pamplets #1 & #2 ready.
The young girls was foolishly unaware of what she recieved in exchange
for her pamplet. She looked at the cover of Pamplet #1 and saw the
"World Ends Tommorow.." Tag Line and was all excited like she got
another Christain Bulldada plamplet.
As I drove away,laughing of course, I noticed "thier" pamplet.
Oh, it was slick. Full color, nice graphics. But the front cover had a
"tag line" about Sun Cancer, adn the read was about the Holiday at the
beach.
Now, how desperate are "they" when they have to hide their bulldada
behind a public service announcement!
Obviously these "Christains" are in a bind! Must need cash to pay off
some lawsuit or but the siclence of some alter boy.
I hope "Bob" drives them crazy like that Jehova's Witness two months
ago. "Whats does it mean!....What does it mean!"