On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 21:14:42 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<47mjd1dbb30e4v43tss1k5ih1tciqm1iau@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 12:40:58 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamond_desire@hotmail.com> wrote:
Jules wrote:
Did you say *Summer May I?* before you made any references to me? She did
forbid you to do that, you know.
Oh Jules - really, it's flattering that you pay so much attention to me. Now
I'll say this once and plan to never say anything to you again: Thanks, but
no thanks. I just don't swing that way. You're just jealous that others can
have reasonable conversations
"reasonable conversations"?
you want a reasonable conversation on Usenet?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
you fucken arsehole!
[ btw that was addressed to Summer - this comment is here, so Dougie can
follow along with the rest of us. the fucken *****. ]
whereas you're left with little to do but
snipe. The crush will pass, I promise.
and you don't snipe? what is wrong with you? are you stupid?
what possible other purpose could there be for participating in Usenet?
[ this is still to summer, dougie. note the double '>'. ]
SUMMER *stands on lakeshore casting line*
LARRY: What are you doing?
SUMMER: casting for troll - I hear there's a big tourney over atj side. I
was looking for trophy.
well, look what you gorn and dun. you hooked me.
it's a bit like landing a 5 metre (note the 'r' before the 'e', dougie)
great white shark and pulling it aboard a 4 metre boat.
well, you'll find out.
GREG: You really don't want to do that.
SUMMER: oh but it would be fun - I've never caught a troll before
LARRY: Really Summer, not a good idea.
MILT: Don't do it! Just say no!
TONY: If she's gonna be that stupid, let her learn a lesson.
SUMMER: *cranking rapidly on reel* I caught one! I caught one! It's gotta be
huge. Holy sweet mother of . . . what ~is~ it ?
MOS: It's a Julez. Ugly thing. You can tell by the slime.
LARRY: Just cut the line. Quickly.
ALAN: That is the only thing you can do.
if Alan snagged a dead female body in the middle of a great lake, he'd
rejoice at the prospect of having sex and a meal on the same night.
SUMMER: A good angler doesn't leave hooks in poor defenseless creatures.
MOS: It's just stupid, not defenseless. It eats hooks for breakfast.
GREG: Then spews tetanus at the rest of the world. Don't feed the trolls.
YEAH, Summer! Of course in Jules case you may have wanted to use a
harpoon instead of a rod and reel.
Jules is harmless. it's me you should worry about.
i hold the power of life and death over your group, you know.
[ now, i've switched to chatting with Larry - hope yer still following
along, dougie. ]
Jules, baby, it is ever so apparent that you have subscribed to
rec.humor
....duh...
since you read the posts written only in rec.humor and then
crosspost your replies to both rec.humor and atj.
i r a komputer genuis.
Are things that slow in atj that you've got to troll two ponds?
i'm always on the lookout for fresh blood. anyway, atj is all trolled out.
You're smart as a whip and can be scathingly funny when you choose to be.
i hate suck ups, Larry. that comment is going to cost you.
Trolling drops you in the same class with Mel.
Is that really where you want to be?
the way, Larry tells it, you'd think i invented Usenet.
Since you're in my killfile per your suggestion I won't be able to
read your reply. Think about what I said, though.
i'd like you to read my suggestion very carefully.
....slit yer throat...
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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