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30 Oct 2006 04:11:23 AM |
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Re: Bash Athanasius? was Re: Helping Ninure |
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately. Report
the results back as soon as possible.
Thank you.
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou scolding crookback. Your purpled hands do reek and smoke.
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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| Title: Re: Bash Athanasius? was Re: Helping Ninure |
30 Oct 2006 08:54:17 AM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com>
wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately. Report
the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first.
Everything that make 'you' exists in your brain. Physical damage or chemical
imbalance can cause a complete change in personality.
When brain activity ceases there is no 'you' to go anywhere.
Scary, huh? But its true.
Thank you.
I appreciate your politeness.
Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: Bash Athanasius? was Re: Helping Ninure |
30 Oct 2006 08:01:25 AM |
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Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately.
Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
Everything that make 'you' exists in your brain. Physical damage or
chemical
imbalance can cause a complete change in personality.
When brain activity ceases there is no 'you' to go anywhere.
Scary, huh? But its true.
Thank you.
I appreciate your politeness.
Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou jaded hindmost man. Thou spider-legged swasher.
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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30 Oct 2006 10:23:57 AM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:46:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com>
wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately.
Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
I'm sure you meant that in a friendly way.
Everything that make 'you' exists in your brain. Physical damage or
chemical
imbalance can cause a complete change in personality.
When brain activity ceases there is no 'you' to go anywhere.
Scary, huh? But its true.
Thank you.
I appreciate your politeness.
Barry
=====
Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou jaded hindmost man. Thou spider-legged swasher.
Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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30 Oct 2006 09:44:16 AM |
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Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the bone-idle fisherman,
stewed:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:46:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately.
Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
I'm sure you meant that in a friendly way.
No, not at all. It was just another way to tell you to ***** right off and
die without you realising it. As you can see, it worked.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou dolt. Thou distempered, dish-eared crafty devil.
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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| Title: Re: Bash Athanasius? was Re: Helping Ninure |
30 Oct 2006 06:47:48 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:29:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com>
wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the bone-idle fisherman,
stewed:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:46:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately.
Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
I'm sure you meant that in a friendly way.
No, not at all. It was just another way to tell you to ***** right off and
die without you realising it. As you can see, it worked.
A parable of Christianity
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely
dressed couple. The man spoke first: Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's arse with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his arse?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's arse, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the
***** out of you."
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropists. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do
what ever wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his
arse."
Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."
Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a
little kiss on the arse?"
Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."
John: "Then come kiss Hank's arse with us."
Me: "Do you kiss Hank's arse often?"
Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."
Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"
John: "Well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."
Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"
Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and he kicks the *****
out of you."
Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's arse, left town, and got the million dollars?"
John: "My mother kissed Hank's arse for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the
money."
Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"
John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."
Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who
got the money?"
Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win
a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street."
Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"
John: "Hank has certain 'connections.' "
Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."
John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss
Hank's arse he'll kick the ***** of you."
Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight from him..."
Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."
Me: "Then how do you kiss his arse?"
John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his arse. Other times we kiss Karl's arse,
and he passes it on."
Me: "Who's Karl?"
Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's arse. All we had to do
was take him out to dinner a few times."
Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss
his arse, and that Hank would reward you?"
John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy;
see for your self."
John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of Karl" letterhead. There were
eleven items listed:
1.Kiss Hank's arse and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2.Use alcohol in moderation.
3.Kick the ***** out of people who aren't like you.
4.Eat right.
5.Hank dictated this list himself.
6.The moon is made of green cheese.
7.Everything Hanks says is right.
8.Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9.Don't drink.
10.Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11.Kiss Hank's arse or he'll kick the ***** out of you.
Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's Letterhead."
Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."
Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."
John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."
Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"
Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."
Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the ***** out of
people just because they're different?"
Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."
Me: "How do you figure that?"
Mary: "Item 7 says `Everything Hanks says is right.' That's good enough for me!"
Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."
John: "No way! Item 5 says `Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides , item 2 says `Use alcohol in
moderation,' Item 4 says `Eat right,' and item 8 says `Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.'
Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."
Me: "But 9 says `Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says`The moon is made of
green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."
John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never
been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."
Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."
Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just
as easily be green cheese."
Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came from the Earth has been
discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."
John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"
Me: "We do?"
Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."
Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank
dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no
different than saying `Hank's right because he says he's right.'"
John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of
thinking."
Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"
Mary blushes. John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way.Anything else is wrong."
Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"
John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."
Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"
Mary looks positively stricken. John shouts: "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any
kind are wrong!"
Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"
Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: "I am not listening to this. La la la,la la, la la la."
John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."
Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."
Mary faints. John catches her: "Well, if I'd known you where one of those I wouldn't have wasted my
time. When Hank kicks the ***** out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss
Hank's arse for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."
With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou dolt. Thou distempered, dish-eared crafty devil.
Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: Bash Athanasius? was Re: Helping Ninure |
30 Oct 2006 06:31:07 PM |
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Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the ingrown philologist,
meowed:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:29:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the bone-idle fisherman,
stewed:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:46:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally
enhanced drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself
immediately. Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
I'm sure you meant that in a friendly way.
No, not at all. It was just another way to tell you to ***** right
off and die without you realising it. As you can see, it worked.
A<BITCHSLAP>
You replied to that post once already, retard.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou egregious murderer. Thou ruttish, bellyless unlettered
small-knowing soul.
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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30 Oct 2006 05:58:37 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:29:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com>
wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the bone-idle fisherman,
stewed:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:46:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally enhanced
drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself immediately.
Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
I'm sure you meant that in a friendly way.
No, not at all. It was just another way to tell you to ***** right off and
die without you realising it. As you can see, it worked.
You are far too clever for me, and you even managed to evade the original discussion
which was getting beyond you.
I am impressed.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou dolt. Thou distempered, dish-eared crafty devil.
Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
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30 Oct 2006 06:30:29 PM |
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Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the crazy printer, gabbled:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:29:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the bone-idle fisherman,
stewed:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:46:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the eater of common weeds,
reprobated:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:56:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote:
Barry OGrady <god_free_jones@yahoo.com>, the horizontally
enhanced drycooper, cringed:
Death still means the cessation of existence.
Proof is required for your claim. Please kill yourself
immediately. Report the results back as soon as possible.
Since that won't work I'll report first<BITCHSLAP>
Logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi.
I'm sure you meant that in a friendly way.
No, not at all. It was just another way to tell you to ***** right
off and die without you realising it. As you can see, it worked.
You are far too clever for me,
Did someone tell you that or did you figure it out yourself?
and you even managed to evade the
original discussion
which was getting beyond you.
I am impressed.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose
is because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog
George
Thou dolt. Thou distempered, dish-eared crafty devil.
Barry
=====
Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou beetle. Thou vapour.
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