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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Mel"
Date: 25 Jan 2004 08:57:16 PM
Object: Re: Benefits of Being Female
On Sun, 25 Jan 2004 23:16:53 -0000, "gonzo" <rkin@gonzo.esatclear.ie> wrote
in message <bv1j0p$jcg$1@kermit.esat.net>:

Yeah, fucking parasites. As a wise man once said, "If they didn't
have cunts, we'd have to shoot them."

you can do that anyway.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
.

User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 07:47:39 PM
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and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message

<atropos attack>


yeah, I'm not happy with the shane warne. what a

stupid

*****


Yep - he keeps breaking the eleventh commandment.


thou shalt not smoke if thou art being sponsored by

nicabate??


Nope - the eleventh commandment is "Thou shalt not get

caught"


bah! men are too stupid not to


That's why you love us so much


nope. different reason altogether


we can cook?


that's just an adorable bonus


Bone us? Ahhhhhhhhh - now I see what you were getting at - - -

<WEG>


heh. yes, he takes me over the stovetop


Does he marinade you first? <eg>


sometimes


I'm always interested in recipes - - -


he marinades me in love....the...er, sticky kind. and the other kind too


Love is only dirty if it is done right!


that should be the headline on the next woman's weekly

Which only comes monthly - - - -



Bloody good leggie, tho - from someone who used to

trundle

a

few

down,

himself.


I don't really follow any

sports....I'm.....an.....intellectual.


please, please, stop the laughing. I swear it's

true!!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA

Law students are NOT intellectuals!

Ærchie - ex Physics Dept, UWA, where there ARE genuine

intellectuals


uwa eh? well, I'm not just a law student. you know we have

to

do

another

degree undergrad with law?? well, I'm doing 2 others.

that's

right.

biochemistry and egyptian archaeology are my other two,

thanks

for

asking

;)


So - Does the number 3 have any significance in Egyptian

mythology?


yes


can you point me at a webpage?


no. goggle for one yourself. I read it in several BOOKS. one of

which

is

by

Erik Hornung called Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt. good

book.


Off to Ebay - thanks but there is so much "new age" rubbish on

the

web

it

is hard to goggle for good stuff when you are looking for myths

and

their

origins


true. most unis have quite a lot of online stuff these days though.

I

can

spot faulty info a mile away. but, if you want book advice, you've

come

to

the right place. that email addy is valid, if you want other books

on

certain topics. or reliable websites. I do have a collection, just

none

on

egyptian numeracy. weirdos on the web love that *****


Some of what I am doing may seem to be "new age" stuff. I don't see

it

that

way. Part of what I am doing is recording and mapping the

commonality

of

the number 3 in religions, mythologies and superstitions. And

attempting

to

show a cause and a beginning. Did you know there used to be three

seasons?

Spring planing and growth, Autumn ripening and harvest, and Winter!


the egyptians had three seasons. some places have only two. it is a

question

of environment. the earth has always tilted on its axis 32 degrees.

we're

now coming out of a relative iceage. in ancient times, the weather was

much

milder. yet egypt had a summer. the desert hadn't encroached that

much,

but

it still got incredibly hot there. I went in summer. fucking 50

degrees

some

days


Ahhhhhh - you just mixed the "have" and "had" words - my interests lie

back

where early agriculture was developing after the Wurm. At that time

most

agricultural areas recognised three seasons. And that 50C is what I am
headed into in a few days time. Not in Egypt but in the North West.


oooo visiting Old Carthage?? Morocco?

I wish - try Punmu - east of Telfer, west of the Canning Stock Route and
North (well north) od civilisation.


bah! africa's magnificent wherever you are. that's my delusion and I'm
sticking to it

oh, unless you're in the south. it's pretty nasty down there.

Mel is there - - - -



What other EARLY MiddleEastern cultures show

a liking for the number 3? I know about the xian trinity, the

Greek

pre-diliction for 3, the Norse liking for that number as well

as

the

Celtic

cosmology, but it is a bit harder to find references for the

Middle

East

and for Northern Africa. That and their serpent gods. This is

the

one

serious part of my afternoon :)


I have done Cartheginian religion or Mesopotamian/Sumerian etc.

just

Egyptian and Roman, and in the hsc Minoan. they liked snakes a

lot,

btw.

you'd like the Roman festival of the bona dea too.


Well - I would have liked to cause a few women to celebrate it

:)


heh. me too. I think I've lost my chance


Now /that/ is a confusing statement


I'm not single anymore, I can't go out and lick a hot girl. I've got

my

honey to love and lick


Why not both? That would thrill your honey - - - <eg>


no, it wouldn't. you'd be surprised how conservative guys my age (he's a

bit

younger actually) are about that. hehe, when I say I've lost my
chance...well, I got a better offer really


The younger generqation is a great disappointment to me


heh. we're surprisingly moral for people our age. it's the atheism, you
know. not that threesomes and sharing are immoral, but it just doesn't sit
well with some when it comes to their own relationships.

It all depends on /how/ you sit
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!" (Monty Python)


physics eh? damn, and I was testing you with a

schrodinger's

cat

joke

in

another thread. how redundant of me. I'll have to come up

with

something

better. so....classical or quantum??


I replied with Murphy - - - -


I liked it


:)



and do you come here often?


Fairly often - just to pick on dickyboy and drolly


it's like me going to alt.christnet.prayer and picking on the

fools

there.

it really is like shooting fat fish in a barrell


If only they knew just how derivitave their religion

is - - - - -


they *want to be ignorant, I've discovered. it's so sad


It is fun to tell the mormons/SDA's/JW's/etc at the door "Sorry,

no

myths

or superstitions allowed in here." The look on their face as they

splutter

"bu but but this is not -." I simply answer "well, what else is

it?"

as

I

close the door.


lol. I love standing about and trying to convert them.


Done that too - My Baptist upbringing left me with some knowledge of

the

Bible - I just love quoting stuff at them.


hehe me too. I did some biblical archaeology in first year uni.

awesome

ammo

against christians


None of the religions stand up to rigorous examination


that's what I've found


There is /one/ exception, tho - - -


***** worship?? or has my pal (high priest) Al Klein converted you to
cutestianity?? (he's older than you, btw)

Actually, in another group I became Ærchie 1, the Dope Pope - - - -
I don't care how old Al is - I still have dibs on curmudgeonlyness!



Still - it keeps the masses quiet while they contemplate a

world

without

them.


the masses are people who deserve more than that


The masses have never wanted more than that. A good feed, an

occasional

***** and a safe pathway into personal immortality. They may

deserve

more,

but they have never wanted more.


they would if they knew it was there


How many lift their faces from the trough and gaze at the stars?


all of them, from time to time


Really?


ok, maybe not all. but probably a majority


And in looking at the stars, they think to themselves "Ah, I wonder which
one is the soul of Great Aunt Jemima?"


lol. it's more like <shaking fist> stop abductin mar momma!!

Now we are back talking about Drolly Cartman and anal probes - - - -


I'll be in wa this time next week. that's where my

oneandonly

lives.

you

see, I really did meet him on afjc


Damn - I will be heading outa town about then - a new term

begins - - - -


ours doesn't begin til march. thank you 'australia's

innovative

university'


Sydney U or Macquarie U?


the latter. a fine institution for my combination of degrees


I nearly started a history degree there.


I started out there in ancient history


I'll be too busy shagging to see anybody anyways ;)


Ahhhhhhh the joys of youth - it is so wasted on the young!


we're *really* not wasting it!!!!!

No, :( I suppose not :( <curmudgeon mode>


heh. how old are you anyway? you can't be that old


Oh yes I am - - - Actually, I'm even older than that!


ok, methuselah


No - not quite /that/ old


older than me??? <runs>


Oh yes - in fact my daughter is older than you


is she hot?

Nah - she's cool - - -


Grump :(


go out and get some poon. then email me the details. I'm celibate

for

the

week :(

Now /there/ is a great idea - I'll find some poon to sniff, savour

and

suck.


that's the spirit

No - I'm not fucking ectoplasm!!!


bah! go get laid, man!


Oh, I will, I will - probably before you do, girl :)


quiet, you <skips daintily off to go sit on the washing machine>

<BLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTtttt> Damn - you owe me a new monitor!!!!!!!
Flatscreens don't like OJ all over them - - - -
Ærchie
.
User: "the cutest atheist"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 08:20:07 PM
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
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indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:gk3n10hek552ravi9md5adbqsqhpaianr0@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon

hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message

<atropos attack>


yeah, I'm not happy with the shane warne. what a

stupid

*****


Yep - he keeps breaking the eleventh commandment.


thou shalt not smoke if thou art being sponsored by

nicabate??


Nope - the eleventh commandment is "Thou shalt not

get

caught"


bah! men are too stupid not to


That's why you love us so much


nope. different reason altogether


we can cook?


that's just an adorable bonus


Bone us? Ahhhhhhhhh - now I see what you were getting

at - - -

<WEG>


heh. yes, he takes me over the stovetop


Does he marinade you first? <eg>


sometimes


I'm always interested in recipes - - -


he marinades me in love....the...er, sticky kind. and the other kind

too


Love is only dirty if it is done right!


that should be the headline on the next woman's weekly


Which only comes monthly - - - -

well they couldn't call it women's monthly. fucken squeamish men



Bloody good leggie, tho - from someone who used to

trundle

a

few

down,

himself.


I don't really follow any

sports....I'm.....an.....intellectual.


please, please, stop the laughing. I swear it's

true!!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA

Law students are NOT intellectuals!

Ærchie - ex Physics Dept, UWA, where there ARE

genuine

intellectuals


uwa eh? well, I'm not just a law student. you know we

have

to

do

another

degree undergrad with law?? well, I'm doing 2 others.

that's

right.

biochemistry and egyptian archaeology are my other two,

thanks

for

asking

;)


So - Does the number 3 have any significance in Egyptian

mythology?


yes


can you point me at a webpage?


no. goggle for one yourself. I read it in several BOOKS. one

of

which

is

by

Erik Hornung called Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt. good

book.


Off to Ebay - thanks but there is so much "new age" rubbish on

the

web

it

is hard to goggle for good stuff when you are looking for

myths

and

their

origins


true. most unis have quite a lot of online stuff these days

though.

I

can

spot faulty info a mile away. but, if you want book advice,

you've

come

to

the right place. that email addy is valid, if you want other

books

on

certain topics. or reliable websites. I do have a collection,

just

none

on

egyptian numeracy. weirdos on the web love that *****


Some of what I am doing may seem to be "new age" stuff. I don't

see

it

that

way. Part of what I am doing is recording and mapping the

commonality

of

the number 3 in religions, mythologies and superstitions. And

attempting

to

show a cause and a beginning. Did you know there used to be three

seasons?

Spring planing and growth, Autumn ripening and harvest, and

Winter!


the egyptians had three seasons. some places have only two. it is a

question

of environment. the earth has always tilted on its axis 32 degrees.

we're

now coming out of a relative iceage. in ancient times, the weather

was

much

milder. yet egypt had a summer. the desert hadn't encroached that

much,

but

it still got incredibly hot there. I went in summer. fucking 50

degrees

some

days


Ahhhhhh - you just mixed the "have" and "had" words - my interests

lie

back

where early agriculture was developing after the Wurm. At that time

most

agricultural areas recognised three seasons. And that 50C is what I

am

headed into in a few days time. Not in Egypt but in the North West.


oooo visiting Old Carthage?? Morocco?

I wish - try Punmu - east of Telfer, west of the Canning Stock Route

and

North (well north) od civilisation.


bah! africa's magnificent wherever you are. that's my delusion and I'm
sticking to it

oh, unless you're in the south. it's pretty nasty down there.


Mel is there - - - -

yes, I know.
precisely



What other EARLY MiddleEastern cultures show

a liking for the number 3? I know about the xian trinity,

the

Greek

pre-diliction for 3, the Norse liking for that number as

well

as

the

Celtic

cosmology, but it is a bit harder to find references for

the

Middle

East

and for Northern Africa. That and their serpent gods. This

is

the

one

serious part of my afternoon :)


I have done Cartheginian religion or Mesopotamian/Sumerian

etc.

just

Egyptian and Roman, and in the hsc Minoan. they liked snakes

a

lot,

btw.

you'd like the Roman festival of the bona dea too.


Well - I would have liked to cause a few women to celebrate it

:)


heh. me too. I think I've lost my chance


Now /that/ is a confusing statement


I'm not single anymore, I can't go out and lick a hot girl. I've

got

my

honey to love and lick


Why not both? That would thrill your honey - - - <eg>


no, it wouldn't. you'd be surprised how conservative guys my age (he's

a

bit

younger actually) are about that. hehe, when I say I've lost my
chance...well, I got a better offer really


The younger generqation is a great disappointment to me


heh. we're surprisingly moral for people our age. it's the atheism, you
know. not that threesomes and sharing are immoral, but it just doesn't

sit

well with some when it comes to their own relationships.


It all depends on /how/ you sit

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!" (Monty Python)

bravo!!! beautiful!!



physics eh? damn, and I was testing you with a

schrodinger's

cat

joke

in

another thread. how redundant of me. I'll have to come

up

with

something

better. so....classical or quantum??


I replied with Murphy - - - -


I liked it


:)



and do you come here often?


Fairly often - just to pick on dickyboy and drolly


it's like me going to alt.christnet.prayer and picking on

the

fools

there.

it really is like shooting fat fish in a barrell


If only they knew just how derivitave their religion

is - - - - -


they *want to be ignorant, I've discovered. it's so sad


It is fun to tell the mormons/SDA's/JW's/etc at the door

"Sorry,

no

myths

or superstitions allowed in here." The look on their face as

they

splutter

"bu but but this is not -." I simply answer "well, what else

is

it?"

as

I

close the door.


lol. I love standing about and trying to convert them.


Done that too - My Baptist upbringing left me with some knowledge

of

the

Bible - I just love quoting stuff at them.


hehe me too. I did some biblical archaeology in first year uni.

awesome

ammo

against christians


None of the religions stand up to rigorous examination


that's what I've found


There is /one/ exception, tho - - -


***** worship?? or has my pal (high priest) Al Klein converted you to
cutestianity?? (he's older than you, btw)


Actually, in another group I became Ærchie 1, the Dope Pope - - - -

I don't care how old Al is - I still have dibs on curmudgeonlyness!

bah!



Still - it keeps the masses quiet while they contemplate a

world

without

them.


the masses are people who deserve more than that




The masses have never wanted more than that. A good feed, an

occasional

***** and a safe pathway into personal immortality. They may

deserve

more,

but they have never wanted more.


they would if they knew it was there


How many lift their faces from the trough and gaze at the stars?


all of them, from time to time


Really?


ok, maybe not all. but probably a majority


And in looking at the stars, they think to themselves "Ah, I wonder

which

one is the soul of Great Aunt Jemima?"


lol. it's more like <shaking fist> stop abductin mar momma!!


Now we are back talking about Drolly Cartman and anal probes - - - -

ahhhh anal probes


I'll be in wa this time next week. that's where my

oneandonly

lives.

you

see, I really did meet him on afjc


Damn - I will be heading outa town about then - a new

term

begins - - - -


ours doesn't begin til march. thank you 'australia's

innovative

university'


Sydney U or Macquarie U?


the latter. a fine institution for my combination of degrees


I nearly started a history degree there.


I started out there in ancient history


I'll be too busy shagging to see anybody anyways ;)


Ahhhhhhh the joys of youth - it is so wasted on the young!


we're *really* not wasting it!!!!!

No, :( I suppose not :( <curmudgeon mode>


heh. how old are you anyway? you can't be that old


Oh yes I am - - - Actually, I'm even older than that!


ok, methuselah


No - not quite /that/ old


older than me??? <runs>


Oh yes - in fact my daughter is older than you


is she hot?


Nah - she's cool - - -

c'mon, details!


Grump :(


go out and get some poon. then email me the details. I'm

celibate

for

the

week :(

Now /there/ is a great idea - I'll find some poon to sniff,

savour

and

suck.


that's the spirit

No - I'm not fucking ectoplasm!!!


bah! go get laid, man!


Oh, I will, I will - probably before you do, girl :)


quiet, you <skips daintily off to go sit on the washing machine>

<BLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTtttt> Damn - you owe me a new monitor!!!!!!!
Flatscreens don't like OJ all over them - - - -

OJ?? old jizz? ; )
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 09:05:15 PM
without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:mden10pnskid5ee0fpumqplkn2n61t8r8o@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:4p8n10llqck2rplavcgbg60lmntdrkno26@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:gk3n10hek552ravi9md5adbqsqhpaianr0@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon

hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message

<atropos attack>


yeah, I'm not happy with the shane warne. what a

stupid

*****


Yep - he keeps breaking the eleventh commandment.


thou shalt not smoke if thou art being sponsored by

nicabate??


Nope - the eleventh commandment is "Thou shalt not

get

caught"


bah! men are too stupid not to


That's why you love us so much


nope. different reason altogether


we can cook?


that's just an adorable bonus


Bone us? Ahhhhhhhhh - now I see what you were getting

at - - -

<WEG>


heh. yes, he takes me over the stovetop


Does he marinade you first? <eg>


sometimes


I'm always interested in recipes - - -


he marinades me in love....the...er, sticky kind. and the other kind

too


Love is only dirty if it is done right!


that should be the headline on the next woman's weekly


Which only comes monthly - - - -


well they couldn't call it women's monthly. fucken squeamish men

They could've - But Kerry was Packering himself - - - -


Bloody good leggie, tho - from someone who used to

trundle

a

few

down,

himself.


I don't really follow any

sports....I'm.....an.....intellectual.


please, please, stop the laughing. I swear it's

true!!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA

Law students are NOT intellectuals!

Ærchie - ex Physics Dept, UWA, where there ARE

genuine

intellectuals


uwa eh? well, I'm not just a law student. you know we

have

to

do

another

degree undergrad with law?? well, I'm doing 2 others.

that's

right.

biochemistry and egyptian archaeology are my other two,

thanks

for

asking

;)


So - Does the number 3 have any significance in Egyptian

mythology?


yes


can you point me at a webpage?


no. goggle for one yourself. I read it in several BOOKS. one

of

which

is

by

Erik Hornung called Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt. good

book.


Off to Ebay - thanks but there is so much "new age" rubbish on

the

web

it

is hard to goggle for good stuff when you are looking for

myths

and

their

origins


true. most unis have quite a lot of online stuff these days

though.

I

can

spot faulty info a mile away. but, if you want book advice,

you've

come

to

the right place. that email addy is valid, if you want other

books

on

certain topics. or reliable websites. I do have a collection,

just

none

on

egyptian numeracy. weirdos on the web love that *****


Some of what I am doing may seem to be "new age" stuff. I don't

see

it

that

way. Part of what I am doing is recording and mapping the

commonality

of

the number 3 in religions, mythologies and superstitions. And

attempting

to

show a cause and a beginning. Did you know there used to be three

seasons?

Spring planing and growth, Autumn ripening and harvest, and

Winter!


the egyptians had three seasons. some places have only two. it is a

question

of environment. the earth has always tilted on its axis 32 degrees.

we're

now coming out of a relative iceage. in ancient times, the weather

was

much

milder. yet egypt had a summer. the desert hadn't encroached that

much,

but

it still got incredibly hot there. I went in summer. fucking 50

degrees

some

days


Ahhhhhh - you just mixed the "have" and "had" words - my interests

lie

back

where early agriculture was developing after the Wurm. At that time

most

agricultural areas recognised three seasons. And that 50C is what I

am

headed into in a few days time. Not in Egypt but in the North West.


oooo visiting Old Carthage?? Morocco?

I wish - try Punmu - east of Telfer, west of the Canning Stock Route

and

North (well north) od civilisation.


bah! africa's magnificent wherever you are. that's my delusion and I'm
sticking to it

oh, unless you're in the south. it's pretty nasty down there.


Mel is there - - - -


yes, I know.
precisely

Trying to invade all contiguous newsgroups


What other EARLY MiddleEastern cultures show

a liking for the number 3? I know about the xian trinity,

the

Greek

pre-diliction for 3, the Norse liking for that number as

well

as

the

Celtic

cosmology, but it is a bit harder to find references for

the

Middle

East

and for Northern Africa. That and their serpent gods. This

is

the

one

serious part of my afternoon :)


I have done Cartheginian religion or Mesopotamian/Sumerian

etc.

just

Egyptian and Roman, and in the hsc Minoan. they liked snakes

a

lot,

btw.

you'd like the Roman festival of the bona dea too.


Well - I would have liked to cause a few women to celebrate it

:)


heh. me too. I think I've lost my chance


Now /that/ is a confusing statement


I'm not single anymore, I can't go out and lick a hot girl. I've

got

my

honey to love and lick


Why not both? That would thrill your honey - - - <eg>


no, it wouldn't. you'd be surprised how conservative guys my age (he's

a

bit

younger actually) are about that. hehe, when I say I've lost my
chance...well, I got a better offer really


The younger generqation is a great disappointment to me


heh. we're surprisingly moral for people our age. it's the atheism, you
know. not that threesomes and sharing are immoral, but it just doesn't

sit

well with some when it comes to their own relationships.


It all depends on /how/ you sit

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!" (Monty Python)


bravo!!! beautiful!!

The mp3 is great as well :)


physics eh? damn, and I was testing you with a

schrodinger's

cat

joke

in

another thread. how redundant of me. I'll have to come

up

with

something

better. so....classical or quantum??


I replied with Murphy - - - -


I liked it


:)



and do you come here often?


Fairly often - just to pick on dickyboy and drolly


it's like me going to alt.christnet.prayer and picking on

the

fools

there.

it really is like shooting fat fish in a barrell


If only they knew just how derivitave their religion

is - - - - -


they *want to be ignorant, I've discovered. it's so sad


It is fun to tell the mormons/SDA's/JW's/etc at the door

"Sorry,

no

myths

or superstitions allowed in here." The look on their face as

they

splutter

"bu but but this is not -." I simply answer "well, what else

is

it?"

as

I

close the door.


lol. I love standing about and trying to convert them.


Done that too - My Baptist upbringing left me with some knowledge

of

the

Bible - I just love quoting stuff at them.


hehe me too. I did some biblical archaeology in first year uni.

awesome

ammo

against christians


None of the religions stand up to rigorous examination


that's what I've found


There is /one/ exception, tho - - -


***** worship?? or has my pal (high priest) Al Klein converted you to
cutestianity?? (he's older than you, btw)


Actually, in another group I became Ærchie 1, the Dope Pope - - - -

I don't care how old Al is - I still have dibs on curmudgeonlyness!


bah!

Humph - Grump!


Still - it keeps the masses quiet while they contemplate a

world

without

them.


the masses are people who deserve more than that




The masses have never wanted more than that. A good feed, an

occasional

***** and a safe pathway into personal immortality. They may

deserve

more,

but they have never wanted more.


they would if they knew it was there


How many lift their faces from the trough and gaze at the stars?


all of them, from time to time


Really?


ok, maybe not all. but probably a majority


And in looking at the stars, they think to themselves "Ah, I wonder

which

one is the soul of Great Aunt Jemima?"


lol. it's more like <shaking fist> stop abductin mar momma!!


Now we are back talking about Drolly Cartman and anal probes - - - -


ahhhh anal probes

Careful, drolly will hear you and get turned on again

I'll be in wa this time next week. that's where my

oneandonly

lives.

you

see, I really did meet him on afjc


Damn - I will be heading outa town about then - a new

term

begins - - - -


ours doesn't begin til march. thank you 'australia's

innovative

university'


Sydney U or Macquarie U?


the latter. a fine institution for my combination of degrees


I nearly started a history degree there.


I started out there in ancient history


I'll be too busy shagging to see anybody anyways ;)


Ahhhhhhh the joys of youth - it is so wasted on the young!


we're *really* not wasting it!!!!!

No, :( I suppose not :( <curmudgeon mode>


heh. how old are you anyway? you can't be that old


Oh yes I am - - - Actually, I'm even older than that!


ok, methuselah


No - not quite /that/ old


older than me??? <runs>


Oh yes - in fact my daughter is older than you


is she hot?


Nah - she's cool - - -


c'mon, details!

five foot, blue eyes, big bum, makes the best damn hash cookies in
Australia, 29, two kids, lives with the father - she may get married some
time (he's asked, she's said - "mmmmm - someday"), loves Terry Pratchett
and Monty Python.


Grump :(


go out and get some poon. then email me the details. I'm

celibate

for

the

week :(

Now /there/ is a great idea - I'll find some poon to sniff,

savour

and

suck.


that's the spirit

No - I'm not fucking ectoplasm!!!


bah! go get laid, man!


Oh, I will, I will - probably before you do, girl :)


quiet, you <skips daintily off to go sit on the washing machine>

<BLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTtttt> Damn - you owe me a new monitor!!!!!!!
Flatscreens don't like OJ all over them - - - -


OJ?? old jizz? ; )

Ærchie
.



User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 01:13:31 PM
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :

No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually. so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?

There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

Although there are a couple of clubs in Sydney where he would fit right

in

(or should that be "be fitted into"?)


he could come and continue australia's love affair with fat bouncers....

With both right and left Hookes?


Ærchie

.
User: "ur_droll"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 02:05:53 PM
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101nvmr7q2trd14@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
: news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...
: > without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
: > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
: > indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
: >
:
:
: > >> No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!
: > >
: > >nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually. so
: there
: > >is free movement between the two nations
: >
: > Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?
:
: There is some advantages to living in America.
: No Droll for one.
:
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cry some more...... Puleeeeeeeease
.
User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 03:46:15 PM
"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:WVTSb.29761$9k7.559612@news.xtra.co.nz...


"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101nvmr7q2trd14@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
: news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...
: > without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
: > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
: > indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
: >
:
:
: > >> No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!
: > >
: > >nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually. so
: there
: > >is free movement between the two nations
: >
: > Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?
:
: There is some advantages to living in America.
: No Droll for one.
:

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cry some more...... Puleeeeeeeease

You like seeing my tears of joy?
Bad enough we got Mexicans. Not having you
in the states is pure pleasure.
Now, be a good cretin and post edit as usual.
Dork.
.
User: "ur_droll"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 07:40:54 PM
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101o8l8k02s1re9@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:WVTSb.29761$9k7.559612@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > news:101nvmr7q2trd14@corp.supernews.com...
: > :
: > : "Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
: > : news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...
: > : > without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
: > : > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
: > : > indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: > : > >> No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!
: > : > >
: > : > >nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually.
so
: > : there
: > : > >is free movement between the two nations
: > : >
: > : > Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?
: > :
: > : There is some advantages to living in America.
: > : No Droll for one.
: > :
: >
: > BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: >
: > Cry some more...... Puleeeeeeeease
:
: You like seeing my tears of joy?
: Bad enough we got Mexicans. Not having you
: in the states is pure pleasure.
: Now, be a good cretin and post edit as usual.
:
:
:
: Dork.
don't need to when ya beat yerself up 4 me
.



User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 06:59:20 PM
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :



No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually. so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>
Ærchie
.
User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 07:48:13 PM
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:1qjo10lconicq8mp8eee333ear0lrhbf95@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :



No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually. so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie

Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 08:04:11 PM
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:1qjo10lconicq8mp8eee333ear0lrhbf95@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:u8dm10l1me3l17i48qhueeerrkqjmk6qc2@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :



No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually. so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie


Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.

Elisabeth is in America?
Ærchie
.
User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 10:34:22 PM
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:djno10ldqjn84u6o00t9jvag2j8vqps3t7@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :



No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually.

so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie


Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.

Elisabeth is in America?

Ærchie

She could be anywhere, as could I.
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 31 Jan 2004 10:55:39 PM
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:djno10ldqjn84u6o00t9jvag2j8vqps3t7@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :




No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact, actually.

so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie


Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.

Elisabeth is in America?

Ærchie


She could be anywhere, as could I.

<peering round corners>
Ærchie
.
User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 01 Feb 2004 08:29:23 AM
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:sl1p10h0h5rcrongk1q1h4pcf3gli43avg@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:djno10ldqjn84u6o00t9jvag2j8vqps3t7@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :




No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact,

actually.

so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie


Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.

Elisabeth is in America?

Ærchie


She could be anywhere, as could I.

<peering round corners>

Ærchie

Glad you put that "R" in the first word, or I'd really
wonder about you.
.
User: "Ærchie"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 01 Feb 2004 05:53:26 PM
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:sl1p10h0h5rcrongk1q1h4pcf3gli43avg@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :


"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:djno10ldqjn84u6o00t9jvag2j8vqps3t7@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :




No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact,

actually.

so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie


Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.

Elisabeth is in America?

Ærchie


She could be anywhere, as could I.

<peering round corners>

Ærchie


Glad you put that "R" in the first word, or I'd really
wonder about you.

I've learnt never to peer into the wind - - -
Ærchie
.
User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 01 Feb 2004 06:36:13 PM
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:va4r101ecb70ju95e2tipajls91elrsk1k@4ax.com...

without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards

and

indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :

No-one will give him a visa to leave there, thank God!


nz and australia have a no-visa-needed immigration pact,

actually.

so

there

is free movement between the two nations


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Is nowhere safe?


There is some advantages to living in America.
No Droll for one.

<looking for his spare green card>

Ærchie


Not a good idea. I have friends.
Elisabeth likes me.

Elisabeth is in America?

Ærchie


She could be anywhere, as could I.

<peering round corners>

Ærchie


Glad you put that "R" in the first word, or I'd really
wonder about you.

I've learnt never to peer into the wind - - -

Ærchie

I'm not glad you put that "R" in the 5th word.
Now I'm starting to wonder about you.
.









User: "Mel"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 30 Jan 2004 09:15:14 AM
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:48:29 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<h%nSb.34273$Wa.22185@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:

: lol! well, in that case, bring the kiwi juice and I'm yours (sorry
: alt.flame.jesus.christ).
I have it on tap..... wanna try?

you've seduced a woman before, haven't you drolly? don't deny it, I can tell

why would anyone waste time seducing you when they can just zap you with a
taser and do whatever they like to you?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
.

User: "Larry Krzewinski"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 30 Jan 2004 12:27:13 PM
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:22:05 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:

does anyone in here speak english?

alt.tastless.jokes - NO
rec.humor - ONE whose native language is not English
alt.atheism - at least one


and I can speak it almost as well as I can spell tasteless.
(The Americans force me to misspell humour)


***** the merkins


I got first dibbs with the cutest atheist! The list starts here.


I'm an australian sweetheart. and how do you know that cutest isn't a

hag??


Who ever said that I was picky? <g>


heh. well, I only ***** denizens of afjc.....sorry.
(and please don't tell any of them that)


AFJC! Australia's Fresh Juice Club, right. I just sent in my
application. I'm supposed to get two quarts of fresh Kiwi juice next
month.


lol! well, in that case, bring the kiwi juice and I'm yours (sorry
alt.flame.jesus.christ).

I'm really starting to like atheists!

Larry
And don't worry. I don't kiss and tell.


it's all good. I've got a polaroid camera

You may need to get a wide angled lens to capture a certain
"appendage" of mine. <g>
Larry
IfyouknowwhatImean
.
User: "ur_droll"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 30 Jan 2004 12:47:11 PM
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:p88l10t1eo9531l92i74locspu7gqcsh9g@4ax.com...
: On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:22:05 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
:
: >> >> >> >> >>does anyone in here speak english?
: >> >> >> >> >>
: >> >> >> >> >alt.tastless.jokes - NO
: >> >> >> >> >rec.humor - ONE whose native language is not English
: >> >> >> >> >alt.atheism - at least one
: >> >> >> >>
: >> >> >> >> and I can speak it almost as well as I can spell tasteless.
: >> >> >> >> (The Americans force me to misspell humour)
: >> >> >> >
: >> >> >> >***** the merkins
: >> >> >>
: >> >> >> I got first dibbs with the cutest atheist! The list starts here.
: >> >> >
: >> >> >I'm an australian sweetheart. and how do you know that cutest isn't
a
: >> >hag??
: >> >>
: >> >> Who ever said that I was picky? <g>
: >> >
: >> >heh. well, I only ***** denizens of afjc.....sorry.
: >> >(and please don't tell any of them that)
: >>
: >> AFJC! Australia's Fresh Juice Club, right. I just sent in my
: >> application. I'm supposed to get two quarts of fresh Kiwi juice next
: >> month.
: >
: >lol! well, in that case, bring the kiwi juice and I'm yours (sorry
: >alt.flame.jesus.christ).
:
: I'm really starting to like atheists!
:
: >> Larry
: >> And don't worry. I don't kiss and tell.
: >
: >it's all good. I've got a polaroid camera
:
: You may need to get a wide angled lens to capture a certain
: "appendage" of mine. <g>
:
: Larry
: IfyouknowwhatImean
You have large anal polyps.... don't ya mossie?
.
User: "ur_droll"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 30 Jan 2004 12:53:16 PM
"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:PFxSb.28682$9k7.519366@news.xtra.co.nz...
:
: "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
: news:p88l10t1eo9531l92i74locspu7gqcsh9g@4ax.com...
: : On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:22:05 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: : <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
: :
: : >> >> >> >> >>does anyone in here speak english?
: : >> >> >> >> >>
: : >> >> >> >> >alt.tastless.jokes - NO
: : >> >> >> >> >rec.humor - ONE whose native language is not English
: : >> >> >> >> >alt.atheism - at least one
: : >> >> >> >>
: : >> >> >> >> and I can speak it almost as well as I can spell tasteless.
: : >> >> >> >> (The Americans force me to misspell humour)
: : >> >> >> >
: : >> >> >> >***** the merkins
: : >> >> >>
: : >> >> >> I got first dibbs with the cutest atheist! The list starts
here.
: : >> >> >
: : >> >> >I'm an australian sweetheart. and how do you know that cutest
isn't
: a
: : >> >hag??
: : >> >>
: : >> >> Who ever said that I was picky? <g>
: : >> >
: : >> >heh. well, I only ***** denizens of afjc.....sorry.
: : >> >(and please don't tell any of them that)
: : >>
: : >> AFJC! Australia's Fresh Juice Club, right. I just sent in my
: : >> application. I'm supposed to get two quarts of fresh Kiwi juice next
: : >> month.
: : >
: : >lol! well, in that case, bring the kiwi juice and I'm yours (sorry
: : >alt.flame.jesus.christ).
: :
: : I'm really starting to like atheists!
: :
: : >> Larry
: : >> And don't worry. I don't kiss and tell.
: : >
: : >it's all good. I've got a polaroid camera
: :
: : You may need to get a wide angled lens to capture a certain
: : "appendage" of mine. <g>
: :
: : Larry
: : IfyouknowwhatImean
:
:
: You have large anal polyps.... don't ya mossie?
:
Oooop's....... I meant 'larry'
.
User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 30 Jan 2004 01:19:19 PM
"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:vLxSb.28688$9k7.516525@news.xtra.co.nz...


"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:PFxSb.28682$9k7.519366@news.xtra.co.nz...
:
: "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
: news:p88l10t1eo9531l92i74locspu7gqcsh9g@4ax.com...
: : On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:22:05 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: : <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
: :
: : >> >> >> >> >>does anyone in here speak english?
: : >> >> >> >> >>
: : >> >> >> >> >alt.tastless.jokes - NO
: : >> >> >> >> >rec.humor - ONE whose native language is not English
: : >> >> >> >> >alt.atheism - at least one
: : >> >> >> >>
: : >> >> >> >> and I can speak it almost as well as I can spell

tasteless.

: : >> >> >> >> (The Americans force me to misspell humour)
: : >> >> >> >
: : >> >> >> >***** the merkins
: : >> >> >>
: : >> >> >> I got first dibbs with the cutest atheist! The list starts
here.
: : >> >> >
: : >> >> >I'm an australian sweetheart. and how do you know that cutest
isn't
: a
: : >> >hag??
: : >> >>
: : >> >> Who ever said that I was picky? <g>
: : >> >
: : >> >heh. well, I only ***** denizens of afjc.....sorry.
: : >> >(and please don't tell any of them that)
: : >>
: : >> AFJC! Australia's Fresh Juice Club, right. I just sent in my
: : >> application. I'm supposed to get two quarts of fresh Kiwi juice

next

: : >> month.
: : >
: : >lol! well, in that case, bring the kiwi juice and I'm yours (sorry
: : >alt.flame.jesus.christ).
: :
: : I'm really starting to like atheists!
: :
: : >> Larry
: : >> And don't worry. I don't kiss and tell.
: : >
: : >it's all good. I've got a polaroid camera
: :
: : You may need to get a wide angled lens to capture a certain
: : "appendage" of mine. <g>
: :
: : Larry
: : IfyouknowwhatImean
:
:
: You have large anal polyps.... don't ya mossie?
:


Oooop's....... I meant 'larry'

Thank you for the correction, DA.
.
User: "ur_droll"

Title: Re: Benefits of Being Female 30 Jan 2004 01:41:52 PM
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
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:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:vLxSb.28688$9k7.516525@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: > news:PFxSb.28682$9k7.519366@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > :
: > : "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
: > : news:p88l10t1eo9531l92i74locspu7gqcsh9g@4ax.com...
: > : : On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 07:22:05 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : : <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
: > : :
: > : : >> >> >> >> >>does anyone in here speak english?
: > : : >> >> >> >> >>
: > : : >> >> >> >> >alt.tastless.jokes - NO
: > : : >> >> >> >> >rec.humor - ONE whose native language is not English
: > : : >> >> >> >> >alt.atheism - at least one
: > : : >> >> >> >>
: > : : >> >> >> >> and I can speak it almost as well as I can spell
: tasteless.
: > : : >> >> >> >> (The Americans force me to misspell humour)
: > : : >> >> >> >
: > : : >> >> >> >***** the merkins
: > : : >> >> >>
: > : : >> >> >> I got first dibbs with the cutest atheist! The list starts
: > here.
: > : : >> >> >
: > : : >> >> >I'm an australian sweetheart. and how do you know that cutest
: > isn't
: > : a
: > : : >> >hag??
: > : : >> >>
: > : : >> >> Who ever said that I was picky? <g>
: > : : >> >
: > : : >> >heh. well, I only ***** denizens of afjc.....sorry.
: > : : >> >(and please don't tell any of them that)
: > : : >>
: > : : >> AFJC! Australia's Fresh Juice Club, right. I just sent in my
: > : : >> application. I'm supposed to get two quarts of fresh Kiwi juice
: next
: > : : >> month.
: > : : >
: > : : >lol! well, in that case, bring the kiwi juice and I'm yours (sorry
: > : : >alt.flame.jesus.christ).
: > : :
: > : : I'm really starting to like atheists!
: > : :
: > : : >> Larry
: > : : >> And don't worry. I don't kiss and tell.
: > : : >
: > : : >it's all good. I've got a polaroid camera
: > : :
: > : : You may need to get a wide angled lens to capture a certain
: > : : "appendage" of mine. <g>
: > : :
: > : : Larry
: > : : IfyouknowwhatImean
: > :
: > :
: > : You have large anal polyps.... don't ya mossie?
: > :
: >
: >
: > Oooop's....... I meant 'larry'
:
: Thank you for the correction, DA.
No worries...... you just carry on hanging in there
.