"Secular Fundamentalist" <Peter.Rabbit@answersinPotter.org> wrote in message
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The gates of free.christians slowly swung open, and there stood
"Wrighteous Network" <bible@readit.com>,who intoned thus:
1) Whose name is rendered as "Osee" in the King James translation?
The lead singer of Black Sabbath
2) The "turtles" that the children of Israel brought as a sin offering
before the LORD were in actuality what type of animal?
Mock turtles
3) "Hosanna!" is an acclamation taken from the Hebrew. Its meaning is...
Anna the rottweiler is on heat again
4) Define "winefat" .
The juice from chorizo al vino
5) A Hebrew who took a vow of separation unto the LORD by abstaining from
alcohol and by not shaving his hair was known as a...
Hirsute fundy nutter.
6) How has "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani" been translated?
With a babelfish.
7) Who was "Baalis"?
King of the sheep.
8) What is a "buckler"?
Someone who confesses to the inquisition before even being tortured.
9) What is an "ossifrage"?
A skeleton shattering grenade.
10) "Aholah" was the name given to whom?
An abandoned Honolulu baby.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
*lmao*!
Thanks!
Kathryn
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