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"Jon" |
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18 Oct 2005 09:21:39 PM |
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Re: Bum Chums |
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:06:08 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<QAc5f.58348$Xl2.23982@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
chin chin wrote:
How the ***** America even manages to get up in the mornings is beyond me
Coming from someone who lives in a country which still has no vote in their
upper legislative house, which is ruled by corruptible wealthy people, and
a country whose citizens pay taxes to support inbred retards like Prince
Charles (who looks and acts like the model for Mad Magazine's "Alfred E.
Neuman), that's actually funny. I get up every day thanking God that I live
in America, which might be far from perfect, but it's a major step forward
from being part of the United Kingdom. Anytime you limeys want to apply
for statehood, you're more than welcome to become the fifty-second state,
right after Puerto Rico.
South Africa is even better.
as long as you keep a low profile, you can pretty much do whatever you want
and nobody will bug you.
exempted are crimes such as murder, robbery and rape. those will always be
investigated, and if you think that the cops are lazy and don't really give
a *****, you will be making a big mistake.
also, if you deal drugs, don't be complacent and think no-one is watching
you. they are. a nigerian was sitting on a pavement in JHB this week with a
box next to him. someone called the police and reported this as suspicious.
the dog squad responded, apprehended him and discovered R3 million worth of
ecstacy tablets in the box. poor schmuck.
that's the problem with being a foreigner, you don't appreciate the context
you operate in. there was a Briton, for example, who travelled to Thailand
with ecstacy tablets sewn into his trousers. he got through customs without
problem and checked into a hotel. without changing out of his drug laden
trousers, he decided to take a walk in a nearby park. it was a hot day, so
he took his shirt off. he was completely unware, of course, that in
Thailand, it is illegal to remove your shirt in public. he was stopped by a
police officer and fined. he was also searched and his cache of drugs
discovered. he now faces the possiblity of being executed.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "lab~rat" |
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| Title: Re: Bum Chums |
19 Oct 2005 02:25:45 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:21:39 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> puked:
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:06:08 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<QAc5f.58348$Xl2.23982@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
chin chin wrote:
How the ***** America even manages to get up in the mornings is beyond me
Coming from someone who lives in a country which still has no vote in their
upper legislative house, which is ruled by corruptible wealthy people, and
a country whose citizens pay taxes to support inbred retards like Prince
Charles (who looks and acts like the model for Mad Magazine's "Alfred E.
Neuman), that's actually funny. I get up every day thanking God that I live
in America, which might be far from perfect, but it's a major step forward
from being part of the United Kingdom. Anytime you limeys want to apply
for statehood, you're more than welcome to become the fifty-second state,
right after Puerto Rico.
South Africa is even better.
as long as you keep a low profile, you can pretty much do whatever you want
and nobody will bug you.
exempted are crimes such as murder, robbery and rape. those will always be
investigated, and if you think that the cops are lazy and don't really give
a *****, you will be making a big mistake.
also, if you deal drugs, don't be complacent and think no-one is watching
you. they are. a nigerian was sitting on a pavement in JHB this week with a
box next to him. someone called the police and reported this as suspicious.
the dog squad responded, apprehended him and discovered R3 million worth of
ecstacy tablets in the box. poor schmuck.
Which is about ten bucks in real money.
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Bum Chums |
19 Oct 2005 03:42:53 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:25:45 GMT, lab~rat <chase@cheese.net> wrote in
message <ga7dl1l0ls35jqgnsjl7hs22cva64cloks@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:21:39 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> puked:
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:06:08 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
chin chin wrote:
How the ***** America even manages to get up in the mornings is beyond me
Coming from someone who lives in a country which still has no vote in their
upper legislative house, which is ruled by corruptible wealthy people, and
a country whose citizens pay taxes to support inbred retards like Prince
Charles (who looks and acts like the model for Mad Magazine's "Alfred E.
Neuman), that's actually funny. I get up every day thanking God that I live
in America, which might be far from perfect, but it's a major step forward
from being part of the United Kingdom. Anytime you limeys want to apply
for statehood, you're more than welcome to become the fifty-second state,
right after Puerto Rico.
South Africa is even better.
as long as you keep a low profile, you can pretty much do whatever you want
and nobody will bug you.
exempted are crimes such as murder, robbery and rape. those will always be
investigated, and if you think that the cops are lazy and don't really give
a *****, you will be making a big mistake.
also, if you deal drugs, don't be complacent and think no-one is watching
you. they are. a nigerian was sitting on a pavement in JHB this week with a
box next to him. someone called the police and reported this as suspicious.
the dog squad responded, apprehended him and discovered R3 million worth of
ecstacy tablets in the box. poor schmuck.
Which is about ten bucks in real money.
it's just under US$500 000, a sum you will not know in your lifetime, bozo.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "lab~rat" |
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| Title: Re: Bum Chums |
21 Oct 2005 06:37:24 AM |
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On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 22:42:53 +0200, "Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> puked:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:25:45 GMT, lab~rat <chase@cheese.net> wrote in
message <ga7dl1l0ls35jqgnsjl7hs22cva64cloks@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:21:39 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> puked:
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:06:08 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
chin chin wrote:
How the ***** America even manages to get up in the mornings is beyond me
Coming from someone who lives in a country which still has no vote in their
upper legislative house, which is ruled by corruptible wealthy people, and
a country whose citizens pay taxes to support inbred retards like Prince
Charles (who looks and acts like the model for Mad Magazine's "Alfred E.
Neuman), that's actually funny. I get up every day thanking God that I live
in America, which might be far from perfect, but it's a major step forward
from being part of the United Kingdom. Anytime you limeys want to apply
for statehood, you're more than welcome to become the fifty-second state,
right after Puerto Rico.
South Africa is even better.
as long as you keep a low profile, you can pretty much do whatever you want
and nobody will bug you.
exempted are crimes such as murder, robbery and rape. those will always be
investigated, and if you think that the cops are lazy and don't really give
a *****, you will be making a big mistake.
also, if you deal drugs, don't be complacent and think no-one is watching
you. they are. a nigerian was sitting on a pavement in JHB this week with a
box next to him. someone called the police and reported this as suspicious.
the dog squad responded, apprehended him and discovered R3 million worth of
ecstacy tablets in the box. poor schmuck.
Which is about ten bucks in real money.
it's just under US$500 000, a sum you will not know in your lifetime, bozo.
And you're sure of that HOW, cumburper?
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: Bum Chums |
21 Oct 2005 09:01:07 AM |
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"lab~rat" <chase@cheese.net> wrote in message
news:avpfl1tv7frvpq7u43qn2th6j5h900epfu@4ax.com
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 22:42:53 +0200, "Jon"
<jon@upfold.co.za> puked:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:25:45 GMT, lab~rat
and discovered R3 million worth of ecstacy tablets in
the box. poor schmuck.
Which is about ten bucks in real money.
it's just under US$500 000, a sum you will not know in
your lifetime, bozo.
And you're sure of that HOW, cumburper?
Like you'll ever go to Seth Afrika to
look at R3 million.
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Bum Chums |
21 Oct 2005 04:45:35 PM |
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On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:37:24 GMT, lab~rat <chase@cheese.net> wrote in
message <avpfl1tv7frvpq7u43qn2th6j5h900epfu@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 22:42:53 +0200, "Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> puked:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:25:45 GMT, lab~rat <chase@cheese.net> wrote in
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:21:39 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> puked:
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:06:08 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
chin chin wrote:
How the ***** America even manages to get up in the mornings is beyond me
Coming from someone who lives in a country which still has no vote in their
upper legislative house, which is ruled by corruptible wealthy people, and
a country whose citizens pay taxes to support inbred retards like Prince
Charles (who looks and acts like the model for Mad Magazine's "Alfred E.
Neuman), that's actually funny. I get up every day thanking God that I live
in America, which might be far from perfect, but it's a major step forward
from being part of the United Kingdom. Anytime you limeys want to apply
for statehood, you're more than welcome to become the fifty-second state,
right after Puerto Rico.
South Africa is even better.
as long as you keep a low profile, you can pretty much do whatever you want
and nobody will bug you.
exempted are crimes such as murder, robbery and rape. those will always be
investigated, and if you think that the cops are lazy and don't really give
a *****, you will be making a big mistake.
also, if you deal drugs, don't be complacent and think no-one is watching
you. they are. a nigerian was sitting on a pavement in JHB this week with a
box next to him. someone called the police and reported this as suspicious.
the dog squad responded, apprehended him and discovered R3 million worth of
ecstacy tablets in the box. poor schmuck.
Which is about ten bucks in real money.
it's just under US$500 000, a sum you will not know in your lifetime, bozo.
And you're sure of that HOW, cumburper?
i'm not sure. i'm picturing you selling curios by the side of the road.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "peachy ashie passion" |
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| Title: Re: Bum Chums |
21 Oct 2005 03:30:39 PM |
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lab~rat wrote:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 22:42:53 +0200, "Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> puked:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:25:45 GMT, lab~rat <chase@cheese.net> wrote in
message <ga7dl1l0ls35jqgnsjl7hs22cva64cloks@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:21:39 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> puked:
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:06:08 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
chin chin wrote:
How the ***** America even manages to get up in the mornings is beyond me
Coming from someone who lives in a country which still has no vote in their
upper legislative house, which is ruled by corruptible wealthy people, and
a country whose citizens pay taxes to support inbred retards like Prince
Charles (who looks and acts like the model for Mad Magazine's "Alfred E.
Neuman), that's actually funny. I get up every day thanking God that I live
in America, which might be far from perfect, but it's a major step forward
from being part of the United Kingdom. Anytime you limeys want to apply
for statehood, you're more than welcome to become the fifty-second state,
right after Puerto Rico.
South Africa is even better.
as long as you keep a low profile, you can pretty much do whatever you want
and nobody will bug you.
exempted are crimes such as murder, robbery and rape. those will always be
investigated, and if you think that the cops are lazy and don't really give
a *****, you will be making a big mistake.
also, if you deal drugs, don't be complacent and think no-one is watching
you. they are. a nigerian was sitting on a pavement in JHB this week with a
box next to him. someone called the police and reported this as suspicious.
the dog squad responded, apprehended him and discovered R3 million worth of
ecstacy tablets in the box. poor schmuck.
Which is about ten bucks in real money.
it's just under US$500 000, a sum you will not know in your lifetime, bozo.
And you're sure of that HOW, cumburper?
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Hi Rat.
if I vote for polite - can you manage it?
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