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"MrPepper11" |
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04 Nov 2004 10:11:24 AM |
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Re: Bush Says ... |
"Clarissa" <cfowler@revealed.net> wrote in message news:<cmapbf02vk1@enews2.newsguy.com>...
"Donald L Ferrt" <wolfbat359@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:b9eb3efe.0411030545.2deb7d79@posting.google.com...
Bush says ...
Now with my mandate I say to all that oppose me:
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/bushfinger.jpg
God walks beside me and talks to me all the time and tells me to begin
doing
stuff!
I wonder which god tells someone to kill a bunch of inocent people.
It can't be the Creator God. It must be from the hot place.
The candidate of God won. 51%.
The candidate of Evil lost. (Everyone knows evil people speak French).
Now please step aside and let God's people do God's work.
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And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing
shall I do, that I may have eternal life? And he said unto him, Why
callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if
thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. He saith unto him,
Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit
adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,
Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour
as thyself. The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept
from my youth up: what lack I yet? Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt
be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou
shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. - Matthew 19
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Says ... |
06 Nov 2004 06:15:49 AM |
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"MrPepper11" <MrPepper11@go.com> wrote in message
news:57cfd534.0411040811.5fbd9509@posting.google.com...
"Clarissa" <cfowler@revealed.net> wrote in message
news:<cmapbf02vk1@enews2.newsguy.com>...
"Donald L Ferrt" <wolfbat359@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:b9eb3efe.0411030545.2deb7d79@posting.google.com...
Bush says ...
Now with my mandate I say to all that oppose me:
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/bushfinger.jpg
God walks beside me and talks to me all the time and tells me to begin
doing
stuff!
I wonder which god tells someone to kill a bunch of inocent people.
It can't be the Creator God. It must be from the hot place.
The candidate of God won. 51%.
The candidate of Evil lost. (Everyone knows evil people speak French).
Now please step aside and let God's people do God's work.
Freaking lunatic - PLONK
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Says ... |
06 Nov 2004 06:26:45 PM |
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(MrPepper11) wrote in message news:<57cfd534.0411040811.5fbd9509@posting.google.com>...
"Clarissa" <cfowler@revealed.net> wrote in message news:<cmapbf02vk1@enews2.newsguy.com>...
"Donald L Ferrt" <wolfbat359@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:b9eb3efe.0411030545.2deb7d79@posting.google.com...
Bush says ...
Now with my mandate I say to all that oppose me:
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/bushfinger.jpg
God walks beside me and talks to me all the time and tells me to begin
doing
stuff!
I wonder which god tells someone to kill a bunch of inocent people.
It can't be the Creator God. It must be from the hot place.
The candidate of God won. 51%.
The candidate of Evil lost. (Everyone knows evil people speak French).
Now please step aside and let God's people do God's work.
That's what I'm most afraid of.
jwk
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| User: "Eyeball Kid" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Says ... |
06 Nov 2004 07:15:36 PM |
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In article <c6f5ba32.0411061626.217a64e4@posting.google.com>, jwk
<jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote:
MrPepper11@go.com (MrPepper11) wrote in message
news:<57cfd534.0411040811.5fbd9509@posting.google.com>...
"Clarissa" <cfowler@revealed.net> wrote in message
news:<cmapbf02vk1@enews2.newsguy.com>...
"Donald L Ferrt" <wolfbat359@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:b9eb3efe.0411030545.2deb7d79@posting.google.com...
Bush says ...
Now with my mandate I say to all that oppose me:
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/bushfinger.jpg
God walks beside me and talks to me all the time and tells me to begin
doing
stuff!
I wonder which god tells someone to kill a bunch of inocent people.
It can't be the Creator God. It must be from the hot place.
The candidate of God won. 51%.
The candidate of Evil lost. (Everyone knows evil people speak French).
Now please step aside and let God's people do God's work.
That's what I'm most afraid of.
jwk
Mr. Pepper's cool. He thinks that George Bush is a messenger from God.
He is a Man of Faith. He knows that the Distance between Heaven and
Earth is the length of his next prayer.
JW, it is yee who have little Faith in the Healing Power of the Neocon
ideology. All you have to do is bow down before Pope Pretzel and you,
too, will be saved. You might even get a faith-based dollar or two for
your troubles if you can sneak your application past the Moonies. But
hey, that's a topic for another thread.
When you bow down before Pope Pretzel, as all of us eventually will do,
you also have to extend your right arm outward and upward. Keep your
fingers straight. It's the only proper way to pay homage.
E. K.
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"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he
makes and we should just support that."-Britney Spears, 9/2003
"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able
to practice their love with women all across this country."- George W. Bush,
9/6/04
Free humor. Whenever you want. http://www.psmueller.com
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| User: "Beacon of Truth and Light \maybe" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Says ... |
04 Nov 2004 10:35:58 AM |
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Bush says ...
Now with my mandate I say to all that oppose me:
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/bushfinger.jpg
God walks beside me and talks to me all the time and tells me to begin
doing
stuff!
I wonder which god tells someone to kill a bunch of inocent people.
It can't be the Creator God. It must be from the hot place.
The candidate of God won. 51%.
The candidate of Evil lost. (Everyone knows evil people speak French).
Now please step aside and let God's people do God's work.
You mean all those who hear invisible people talking to them in their head?
There's a less flattering word for these types of people...
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Bush Says ... |
04 Nov 2004 01:25:04 PM |
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MrPepper11 wrote:
< snip >
Now please step aside and let God's people do God's work.
Why doesn't this "God" of yours do his own work?
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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