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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mel" |
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21 Oct 2004 04:06:25 PM |
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Re: Can Audio Help Mel? |
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:23:32 -0400, (wEb GoDdEsS) wrote
in message <16881-41769F14-539@storefull-3173.bay.webtv.net>:
Mel:
damn girl, don't you go talking trash about Britney.
wEb GoDdEsS:
So, women should be obscene and not heard?
droll:
I don't mind a little sound effect from an enthusiastic ***** sucker
Oh, well, I've never had the volume up when I've read any of Mel's
replies..........(smile)
that pisses me off!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Can Audio Help Mel? |
02 Nov 2004 01:11:10 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:46lfn0plup2od8u6ovpb7nk2lo2ei44ke4@4ax.com...
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:23:32 -0400, (wEb GoDdEsS) wrote
in message <16881-41769F14-539@storefull-3173.bay.webtv.net>:
Mel:
damn girl, don't you go talking trash about Britney.
wEb GoDdEsS:
So, women should be obscene and not heard?
droll:
I don't mind a little sound effect from an enthusiastic ***** sucker
Oh, well, I've never had the volume up when I've read any of Mel's
replies..........(smile)
that pisses me off!
try wetting the bed some more fag boy.
Late one night, an alien spacecraft landed near a deserted gas station.
After a bit, one of the aliens came down the ramp, looked around, and
walked over to one of the gas pumps, where he demanded "Earthling! Take me
to your leader!" The gas pump, of course, did not reply. The alien became
agitated and again demanded "Take me to your leader!" The gas pump remained
silent. Frustrated, the alien went back to the spacecraft where he was
confronted by the captain:
"Report."
"I contacted an earthling - he would not cooperate."
"Hmmm. I will deal with this earthling myself."
"Yes sir. Be careful sir, I have a feeling there could be trouble."
The captain left the ship and approached the gas pump. "Earthling, you will
cooperate. Take me to your leader." The gas pump remained unresponsive.
"Very well." The captain drew his blaster. "If you do not respond by the
count of three, I shall be forced to fire on you. One. Two. Three." ZZZZZT.
WHAM! The gas pump exploded, knocking the alien ***** over teakettle. The
captain jumped up and got back to the ship as fast as his whatevers would
propel him.
"Quickly! Make ready to depart!"
"Yes sir. What happened sir?"
"I fired on the earthling and it responded very forcefully."
"Sorry sir, I was afraid that might happen."
"How did you know that there would be trouble?"
"Well sir, I assumed that anyone who can take his *****, wrap it around his
feet and stick it in his left ear is probably going to be one bad *****."
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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