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"satyr" |
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06 Jul 2005 10:06:09 PM |
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Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
piggy backing
<GodisNumeroUno@webtv.net> wrote in message
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The banana-the atheist's nightmare.
Note that the banana:
Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
Has a tab for removal of wrapper
Is perforated on wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent
than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
The cucumber - the atheist's nightmare.
Is shaped for human hand
Has smooth, washable surface
Has outward indicators of girth:
Too small,
Just right,
Too big.
Buy them at the supermarket with minimal embarrassment
No need for a wrapper
Eat it or compost it afterwards - biodegradable
Is shaped for human vagina
Has a round end for ease of entry
Pleasing to the clitoris
Has pleasure bumps
Is curved towards the top of the vagina to stimulate the G-spot
Stays firm all night
The seeds won't make you pregnant
Green color is racially neutral
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
07 Jul 2005 08:19:33 AM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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piggy backing
<GodisNumeroUno@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:16923-4281F154-13@storefull-3231.bay.webtv.net...
The banana-the atheist's nightmare.
Note that the banana:
Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
Has a tab for removal of wrapper
Is perforated on wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent
than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
The cucumber - the atheist's nightmare.
Is shaped for human hand
Has smooth, washable surface
Has outward indicators of girth:
Too small,
Just right,
Too big.
Buy them at the supermarket with minimal embarrassment
No need for a wrapper
Eat it or compost it afterwards - biodegradable
Is shaped for human vagina
Has a round end for ease of entry
Pleasing to the clitoris
Has pleasure bumps
Is curved towards the top of the vagina to stimulate the G-spot
Stays firm all night
The seeds won't make you pregnant
Green color is racially neutral
Oooooookay ;P
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Earle Jones" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
07 Jul 2005 06:34:30 PM |
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In article <3j4ogjFoasutU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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piggy backing
<GodisNumeroUno@webtv.net>
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Actually, God is *not* numero uno.
There was a young gaucho named Bruno,
Who said, "There's one thing I do know,
That women are fine,
And children divine,
But the llama is numero uno."
earle
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
07 Jul 2005 08:01:49 PM |
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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 16:34:30 -0700, Earle Jones <earle.jones@comcast.net> wrote:
In article <3j4ogjFoasutU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
news:tn6pc1podgb61tn45uun0d3nfllacqsv8o@4ax.com...
piggy backing
<GodisNumeroUno@webtv.net>
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Actually, God is *not* numero uno.
Which god? You can define any particular god to be anything you want.
Of course, this is an absolutely worthless endeavor, just so much
mental masturbation.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
07 Jul 2005 11:39:02 PM |
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AZ Nomad wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 16:34:30 -0700, Earle Jones <earle.jones@comcast.net> wrote:
In article <3j4ogjFoasutU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
news:tn6pc1podgb61tn45uun0d3nfllacqsv8o@4ax.com...
piggy backing
<GodisNumeroUno@webtv.net>
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Actually, God is *not* numero uno.
Which god? You can define any particular god to be anything you want.
Of course, this is an absolutely worthless endeavor, just so much
mental masturbation.
I reckon, amongst other things, early man designed his gods out of a crying need to
pander to something other than his powerful leader.
These tough guys, demanded allegience, but a god, well gods can be designed and
manipulated to create a nice alternative to groveling to a group leader.
Man is arrogent, gods come from here, and from fear as well
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| User: "Hellbound Alleee" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
06 Jul 2005 10:08:34 PM |
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Wild bananas - as "God intended" - don't look anything like modern,
man-made bananas.
Once again, Christians get an egg in the face from science. Aren't they
getting used to that by now ? How ridiculous.
Hellbound Alleee
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Listen to the Hellbound Alleee Show at http://www.hellboundalleee.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
06 Jul 2005 11:31:42 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Hellbound Alleee
(afrpennycentury@hotmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Wild bananas - as "God intended" - don't look anything like modern,
man-made bananas.
Once again, Christians get an egg in the face from science. Aren't they
getting used to that by now ? How ridiculous.
They're getting used to ignoring it, as they do reality.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
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'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
07 Jul 2005 11:36:01 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Hellbound Alleee
(afrpennycentury@hotmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Wild bananas - as "God intended" - don't look anything like modern,
man-made bananas.
Once again, Christians get an egg in the face from science. Aren't they
getting used to that by now ? How ridiculous.
They're getting used to ignoring it, as they do reality.
The killers in London yesterday did their killing in the name of their
allah.[***** be on him]
Another pathetic mythical belief
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
______________
'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "magilla" |
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| Title: Re: Can u pass this Atheist Test ??? |
07 Jul 2005 11:47:46 PM |
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satyr wrote:
piggy backing
<GodisNumeroUno@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:16923-4281F154-13@storefull-3231.bay.webtv.net...
The banana-the atheist's nightmare.
Note that the banana:
Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
Has a tab for removal of wrapper
Is perforated on wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent
than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
The cucumber - the atheist's nightmare.
Is shaped for human hand
Has smooth, washable surface
Has outward indicators of girth:
Too small,
Just right,
Too big.
Buy them at the supermarket with minimal embarrassment
No need for a wrapper
Eat it or compost it afterwards - biodegradable
Is shaped for human vagina
Has a round end for ease of entry
Pleasing to the clitoris
Has pleasure bumps
Is curved towards the top of the vagina to stimulate the G-spot
Stays firm all night
The seeds won't make you pregnant
Green color is racially neutral
It's better than that:
Note that the penis:
Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Little and limp-too early,
Large and hard-just right,
Limp and dripping-too late.
[no wrapper unless you put one on, which you should]
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
SO
males and females should just go down on penises. Thanks, bro.
Chris
aa2186
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