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15 Sep 2005 07:59:13 AM |
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Re: Choosing a wife |
On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 19:32:33 GMT, "ArtDent" <par@noyd.invalidname> wrote in
message <lV_Ve.11761$_84.4832@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net>:
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.
they all ***** and he never sees them again until they have run out. then
they drag their drug addicted asses back to him for a refill.
he then shoots them all dead, rapes their corpses, dismembers them, cooks
the pieces and feeds his dogs for 3 months.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her
hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
she's a lying *****.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs,
i don't play golf, will never play golf, so take the fucking clubs back,
*****!
men do not play golf. homosexual deviants play golf.
some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.
she's still lying.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.
she's an ungrateful *****.
if i gave a woman $5000 (and I wouldn't), i'd expect her to instantly sink
to her knees and suck me dry. no other response is appropriate.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
he still fucked up. the only valid choice is to not marry any of the
bitches.
the one with the biggest ta tas is just good humping material, nothing more.
Men are like that, you know.
arseholes are like that.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Choosing a wife |
15 Sep 2005 08:32:13 AM |
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Jon <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote in alt.atheism
ArtDent <par@noyd.invalidname> wrote in
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs,
i don't play golf, will never play golf, so take the fucking clubs back,
*****!
men do not play golf. homosexual deviants play golf.
No no, you've got it all wrong! Golf is man against the course,
nothing homosexual about it.
It's the team sports with men rubbing against each other and showering
together and patting each other on the butts that are homosexual in
nature. Like football and basketball and soccer...
Any man who likes those sports is obviously a closet homosexual,
but doesn't wanna admit it.
Bowling is another fine example of a manly non-homosexual sport.
Man against the alley and the pins. No rubbing against and fondling
the other men in the competition...
Baseball is sort of in-between, since there's not much physical
contact between players, but they still pat each other on the butt and
shower together, like the football and basketball homos.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Choosing a wife |
15 Sep 2005 06:33:55 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 13:32:13 GMT, Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net>
wrote in message <rctii15fe2kn8e7lgq2vdb8pdub2aag4mg@4ax.com>:
Jon <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote in alt.atheism
ArtDent <par@noyd.invalidname> wrote in
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs,
i don't play golf, will never play golf, so take the fucking clubs back,
*****!
men do not play golf. homosexual deviants play golf.
No no, you've got it all wrong! Golf is man against the course,
nothing homosexual about it.
It's the team sports with men rubbing against each other and showering
together and patting each other on the butts that are homosexual in
nature. Like football and basketball and soccer...
Any man who likes those sports is obviously a closet homosexual,
but doesn't wanna admit it.
Bowling is another fine example of a manly non-homosexual sport.
Man against the alley and the pins. No rubbing against and fondling
the other men in the competition...
Baseball is sort of in-between, since there's not much physical
contact between players, but they still pat each other on the butt and
shower together, like the football and basketball homos.
there is only ONE kind of sport that is non-homosexual.
sitting on a couch watching pr0n, fondling yer ***** and drinking beer.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "655321" |
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| Title: Re: Choosing a wife |
15 Sep 2005 07:39:12 PM |
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Jon wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 13:32:13 GMT, Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net>
wrote in message <rctii15fe2kn8e7lgq2vdb8pdub2aag4mg@4ax.com>:
Jon <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote in alt.atheism
ArtDent <par@noyd.invalidname> wrote in
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs,
i don't play golf, will never play golf, so take the fucking clubs back,
*****!
men do not play golf. homosexual deviants play golf.
No no, you've got it all wrong! Golf is man against the course,
nothing homosexual about it.
It's the team sports with men rubbing against each other and showering
together and patting each other on the butts that are homosexual in
nature. Like football and basketball and soccer...
Any man who likes those sports is obviously a closet homosexual,
but doesn't wanna admit it.
Bowling is another fine example of a manly non-homosexual sport.
Man against the alley and the pins. No rubbing against and fondling
the other men in the competition...
Baseball is sort of in-between, since there's not much physical
contact between players, but they still pat each other on the butt and
shower together, like the football and basketball homos.
there is only ONE kind of sport that is non-homosexual.
sitting on a couch watching pr0n, fondling yer ***** and drinking beer.
Sorry, no dice, Cowboy. There is an undeniable element of gayness in
getting a hard-on by watching a video of another man wielding a large,
stiff meat-plunger... even if it's on a woman (and especially if it's
goin' in her poop-chute).
655321
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Choosing a wife |
15 Sep 2005 09:15:44 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:39:12 GMT, 655321
<DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> wrote in message
<QuoWe.2190$5n4.1997@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>:
Jon wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 13:32:13 GMT, Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net>
Jon <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote in alt.atheism
ArtDent <par@noyd.invalidname> wrote in
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs,
i don't play golf, will never play golf, so take the fucking clubs back,
*****!
men do not play golf. homosexual deviants play golf.
No no, you've got it all wrong! Golf is man against the course,
nothing homosexual about it.
It's the team sports with men rubbing against each other and showering
together and patting each other on the butts that are homosexual in
nature. Like football and basketball and soccer...
Any man who likes those sports is obviously a closet homosexual,
but doesn't wanna admit it.
Bowling is another fine example of a manly non-homosexual sport.
Man against the alley and the pins. No rubbing against and fondling
the other men in the competition...
Baseball is sort of in-between, since there's not much physical
contact between players, but they still pat each other on the butt and
shower together, like the football and basketball homos.
there is only ONE kind of sport that is non-homosexual.
sitting on a couch watching pr0n, fondling yer ***** and drinking beer.
Sorry, no dice, Cowboy. There is an undeniable element of gayness in
getting a hard-on by watching a video of another man wielding a large,
stiff meat-plunger... even if it's on a woman (and especially if it's
goin' in her poop-chute).
i watch Alien pr0n.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Choosing a wife |
15 Sep 2005 06:33:57 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 14:30:53 GMT, "Misleart Chuff" <misleart@ameritech.net>
wrote in message <xAfWe.689$gK.220@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net>:
"Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote in message
: smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
: Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
An appropriate .sig, anyway.....still, you're just an idiot, Melvin.
ja, it is. no i'm not. Mel's name is Mel, nothing else.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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