Robibnikoff wrote:

"Ace Berserker" <redjac2006@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1145908783.342810.151010@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Paradise Concepts is a company specializing in building
waterfalls/ponds for landscape-type applications:

http://www.paradiseconcepts.com/

Obviously, then, this is is not where Andy lives.

HOWEVER....

Floyd: > I live less than thirty minutes away from Mr. Chung's listed
address.

Andy: > Actually, I have not listed my address.

Actually, you HAVE listed your address on the internet, doc:

http://healthdir.net/site/store/11645/index.html

Administrative Contact:
Chung, Andrew
6041 Colt Ridge Trail
Mableton, GA 30126

Yep, that's it. I also have his phone number.

Thank you, zabasearch ;)

I heard a great joke about having an *****'s phone number:


When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
"Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in
number!" and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down
Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an *****!" and
hung up. I wrote his number down with the word '*****' next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, "You're an *****!"

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "*****
calling" would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the
Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID
Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an *****!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting
for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in
his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the
number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ***** (I had
his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
*****, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is", he said.

"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.

"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and
the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an *****!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my
speed dial too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up
with an idea. I called ***** ..1.

"Hello."

"You're an *****!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"*****, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my
black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, *****," and hung up.

Then I called ***** ..2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, *****," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your *****," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, *****, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war
going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there jus t
in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in
front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.


NOW I feel much better.


Anger management really works...

I heard a great joke about having an *****'s phone number:

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <andrew@heartmdphd.com> wrote in
news:1145915237.295873.311190@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:

Ace Berserker wrote:

Paradise Concepts is a company specializing in building
waterfalls/ponds for landscape-type applications:

http://www.paradiseconcepts.com/

Obviously, then, this is is not where Andy lives.

Actually, that would be your assumption.

HOWEVER....

Floyd: > I live less than thirty minutes away from Mr. Chung's listed
address.

Andy: > Actually, I have not listed my address.

Actually, you HAVE listed your address on the internet, doc:

http://healthdir.net/site/store/11645/index.html

Administrative Contact:
Chung, Andrew
6041 Colt Ridge Trail
Mableton, GA 30126

No. This is the mailing address information provided for registering
the HeartMDPhD.com domain and not my home address.

I hope this clears up any confusion. Just trying to help out, in my
own small way. ;-)

Without the LORD, you will remain lost.

My real home address is as follows:

Heaven
c/o LORD Jesus Christ

The streets are paved with gold.
There are no shadows for everything is glowing.
The door is open and never locked.
The house is large with an infinite number of rooms.
There are unimaginable treasures in every room.
However, the way to the house is straight and narrow.
Many simply will be unable to travel on the path to it.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life..." -- LORD Jesus Christ

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich
man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto
you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than
for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. -- Matthew 19:23-24,
Mark 10:23-25

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Ace Berserker wrote:

Paradise Concepts is a company specializing in building
waterfalls/ponds for landscape-type applications:

http://www.paradiseconcepts.com/

Obviously, then, this is is not where Andy lives.

Actually, that would be your assumption.

HOWEVER....

Floyd: > I live less than thirty minutes away from Mr. Chung's listed
address.

Andy: > Actually, I have not listed my address.

Actually, you HAVE listed your address on the internet, doc:

http://healthdir.net/site/store/11645/index.html

Administrative Contact:
Chung, Andrew
6041 Colt Ridge Trail
Mableton, GA 30126

No. This is the mailing address information provided for registering
the HeartMDPhD.com domain and not my home address.

I'll bet it's his wife's address.

I hope this clears up any confusion. Just trying to help out, in my own
small way. ;-)

Without the LORD, you will remain lost.

My real home address is as follows:

Heaven
c/o LORD Jesus Christ

The streets are paved with gold.
There are no shadows for everything is glowing.
The door is open and never locked.
The house is large with an infinite number of rooms.
There are unimaginable treasures in every room.
However, the way to the house is straight and narrow.
Many simply will be unable to travel on the path to it.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life..." -- LORD Jesus Christ

Here are some personal pictures...

Visiting some dear family members:

http://tinyurl.com/qxzas

A birthday celebration for a very dear brother:

http://tinyurl.com/mwlqb

A birthday present for a very dear brother:

http://tinyurl.com/pkq29

Still praying for you, dear neighbor in Jesus' invincible, infinitely
powerful, and most holy name.

Administrative Contact:
Chung, Andrew
6041 Colt Ridge Trail
Mableton, GA 30126

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Ace Berserker wrote:

Paradise Concepts is a company specializing in building
waterfalls/ponds for landscape-type applications:

http://www.paradiseconcepts.com/

Obviously, then, this is is not where Andy lives.

Actually, that would be your assumption.

HOWEVER....

Floyd: > I live less than thirty minutes away from Mr. Chung's listed
address.

Andy: > Actually, I have not listed my address.

Actually, you HAVE listed your address on the internet, doc:

http://healthdir.net/site/store/11645/index.html

Administrative Contact:
Chung, Andrew
6041 Colt Ridge Trail
Mableton, GA 30126

No. This is the mailing address information provided for registering
the HeartMDPhD.com domain and not my home address.

It sure looks like a house in Google Earth. It looks like there are
two red vehicles parked in the driveway. Is that an inflatable pool in
the back yard?

I hope this clears up any confusion. Just trying to help out, in my own
small way. ;-)

Without the LORD, you will remain lost.

That's why we have GPS devices. And Google Earth.

My real home address is as follows:

"Real"?

Heaven
c/o LORD Jesus Christ

Your real home address is in an imaginary place with an imaginary
person? That seems odd.

Why don't you live in that objective,
verifiable house with the inflatable pool?

The streets are paved with gold.

Which should make driving interesting.

There are no shadows for everything is glowing.

Wow, that's got to be hard on the eyes. What happens if you want to
take a nap?

The door is open and never locked.

No privacy? Hope the neighbors don't catch you on the toilet.

The house is large with an infinite number of rooms.

Is the house larger than that one with the two red vehicles? Are the
rooms infinitely small?

There are unimaginable treasures in every room.

Why? For what purpose?

However, the way to the house is straight and narrow.

So traffic only flows one direction? Sounds like a trap.

Many simply will be unable to travel on the path to it.

Because the cars keep sliding off those narrow gold streets?

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Ace Berserker wrote:

Paradise Concepts is a company specializing in building
waterfalls/ponds for landscape-type applications:

http://www.paradiseconcepts.com/

Obviously, then, this is is not where Andy lives.

Actually, that would be your assumption.

Lost the house and had to move into the shop, eh? Cardiologist *and*
fountain builder. Andy can do anything. Just like Barbie!

HOWEVER....

Floyd: > I live less than thirty minutes away from Mr. Chung's listed
address.

Andy: > Actually, I have not listed my address.

Actually, you HAVE listed your address on the internet, doc:

http://healthdir.net/site/store/11645/index.html

Administrative Contact:
Chung, Andrew
6041 Colt Ridge Trail
Mableton, GA 30126

No. This is the mailing address information provided for registering
the HeartMDPhD.com domain and not my home address.