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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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In Genesis 2:15 Yahweh puts Adam in the garden to "tend and keep it".
But no mention is made of tools. So how is Adam supposed to till the
soil, as per the earlier reference in Gen 2:5? Did god expect him to use
his ***** or something? I mean I can see him using it to "water the
plants".

But this ummmm....raises.....another interesting question. Did Adam have
a ***** at the time? After all, Eve hadn't been created yet, so how could
god "design" adam's ***** to properly penetrate a chick who hadn't been
made yet? I've already noted in a previous post, BTW, that gawd doesn't
seem to give a ***** about circumcising Adam's ***** splitter yet. He
doesn't get a hair up his ***** to do that until thousands of years later.

Anyway, if he did have a *****, but Eve wasn't around to get him hot and
bothered, I'd imagine that his "tool" would be particularly stiff or
usable for too many chores.

Well, God made Adam in his own image, which of course means that God must
have a ***** too.
But what the hell would God do with a *****?

You mean besides jerk off all the time and occasionally poke it into
bimbos named Mary? :)

I guess the next question would be if god is able to reach his ***** with
his mouth. To paraphrase Lewis Black, no wonder God never wants to leave
the house.