On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:41:39 -0400, wrote in
alt.atheism
On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 13:31:24 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In Genesis 2:15 Yahweh puts Adam in the garden to "tend and keep it".
But no mention is made of tools. So how is Adam supposed to till the
soil, as per the earlier reference in Gen 2:5? Did god expect him to use
his ***** or something? I mean I can see him using it to "water the
plants".
But this ummmm....raises.....another interesting question. Did Adam have
a ***** at the time? After all, Eve hadn't been created yet, so how could
god "design" adam's ***** to properly penetrate a chick who hadn't been
made yet? I've already noted in a previous post, BTW, that gawd doesn't
seem to give a ***** about circumcising Adam's ***** splitter yet. He
doesn't get a hair up his ***** to do that until thousands of years later.
Anyway, if he did have a *****, but Eve wasn't around to get him hot and
bothered, I'd imagine that his "tool" would be particularly stiff or
usable for too many chores.
Now, I know that some of you killjoys are gonna say that adam could just
use tree branches and *****, but (1), he was supposed to be keeping the
garden, not wrecking it (2) he couldn't break off that big a branch with
his bare hands and (3) he'd have use some kind edged rocks or something
to sharpen up the tip. Why could god just provide him a fucking rake or
a plow and a team of horses, or something? After all, god allegedly
provides them clothes when he boots their asses out of the Garden.
This also brings up another question. How the ***** could God expect Adam
to do gardening initially with no clothes. If you've ever done any
farming, it's pretty obvious that you can get burnt to a crisp without a
hat and clothes. You'll also get cut up and blistered without gloves or
shoes. So WTF was gawd thinking?
And when god does punt adam and eve from the garden, how does he get it
tended? If the answer is that he does it himself, then this means that
he didn't need adam and eve in the first place. So why did he really
need them.
Furthermore, why did god make a whole world if he really wanted adam and
eve to obey him and be able to stay in the tiny little garden forever?
If God were all powerful, could (presumably) he create a ***** that he
can't satisfy?
It created itself and is never satisfied.
This episode brought to you by Absolute and Becks, with a little
ummmmm say,,,, sparsely.
More to come.
Sunyata
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
