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"Cary Kittrell" |
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01 Feb 2007 01:50:25 PM |
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Re: Diet/Exercise Equally Useful for Weight Loss |
In article <b0o0s2dm4lsnna45qvqjvd3ppjl58nqoh0@4ax.com> writes:
On 30 Jan 2007 04:27:24 -0800, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<love1@thetruth.com> wrote:
neighbor Jack (spamf...@spam.heaven) wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee
The information has been freely given to the public attending
Foundation sponsored health fairs:
http://TheHealthFair.com
A DVD recording of the presentation of this information has been
freely given to those who have donated charitably to the Wellness
Foundation:
http://TheWellnessFoundation.com
So why not give the information freely here?
Already have:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e4cb7b29f9950011?
QUOTE
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There is no book for the 2PD-OMER Approach:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp
The solution is freely downloadable off the Internet:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/wtloss.asp
"In 1997, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing
Mt. Everest and learned that despite their exhausting regimen,
the climbers consumed only 10 lbs of food per week. That's less
than 2 lbs of food per day! Since none of the climbers died from
starvation, my initial thought was that 2 lbs of food per day
should be more than adequate for us non-climbing folks."
Of course, climbers of Mount Everest are:
-- incredibly fit athletes, who:
-- ate so little, not because it was all they
would wish, but because:
-- like climbers everywhere, they begrudge
e v e r y s i n g l e g r a m that
they have to carry six miles up through
cold, impossible terrain, and scant
oxygen, so they:
-- choose the most concentrated possible
foodstuffs available, meaning that two
pounds of mountaineer's food is quite
different from two pounds from your
local produce section or meat counter,
and finally that:
-- these dietary restrictions, imposed
by necessity, were in effect for at
most weeks at a time.
Not that I am denigrating the benefits for some of
us, possibly most of us, in lowering our caloric intakes.
I just point out that you're comparing apples and raccoons.
-- cary
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04 Feb 2007 11:46:26 PM |
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"In 1997, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing
Mt. Everest and learned that despite their exhausting regimen,
the climbers consumed only 10 lbs of food per week. That's less
than 2 lbs of food per day! Since none of the climbers died from
starvation, my initial thought was that 2 lbs of food per day
should be more than adequate for us non-climbing folks."
On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 19:50:25 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell wrote:
Of course, climbers of Mount Everest are:
-- incredibly fit athletes, who:
-- ate so little, not because it was all they
would wish, but because:
-- like climbers everywhere, they begrudge
e v e r y s i n g l e g r a m that
they have to carry six miles up through
cold, impossible terrain, and scant
oxygen, so they:
-- choose the most concentrated possible
foodstuffs available, meaning that two
pounds of mountaineer's food is quite
different from two pounds from your
local produce section or meat counter,
and finally that:
-- these dietary restrictions, imposed
by necessity, were in effect for at
most weeks at a time.
Not that I am denigrating the benefits for some of
us, possibly most of us, in lowering our caloric intakes.
I just point out that you're comparing apples and raccoons.
-- cary
The climbers were incredibly fit, in what respect? As to ability to max
caloric intake to energy system output? Oxygen (in)dependent
environments?
The point is that regardless of their "fitness", they were able to push
their ( your words) incredible fitness to the max on an incredible lack
of food per pound.
Btw, when you went on the 2PD, what were your experiences?
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| User: "GaryG" |
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05 Feb 2007 02:02:49 AM |
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"Mu" <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4aetz7jfvaip.1g30bfmsxm3a7$.dlg@40tude.net...
"In 1997, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing
Mt. Everest and learned that despite their exhausting regimen,
the climbers consumed only 10 lbs of food per week. That's less
than 2 lbs of food per day! Since none of the climbers died from
starvation, my initial thought was that 2 lbs of food per day
should be more than adequate for us non-climbing folks."
On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 19:50:25 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell wrote:
Of course, climbers of Mount Everest are:
-- incredibly fit athletes, who:
-- ate so little, not because it was all they
would wish, but because:
-- like climbers everywhere, they begrudge
e v e r y s i n g l e g r a m that
they have to carry six miles up through
cold, impossible terrain, and scant
oxygen, so they:
-- choose the most concentrated possible
foodstuffs available, meaning that two
pounds of mountaineer's food is quite
different from two pounds from your
local produce section or meat counter,
and finally that:
-- these dietary restrictions, imposed
by necessity, were in effect for at
most weeks at a time.
Not that I am denigrating the benefits for some of
us, possibly most of us, in lowering our caloric intakes.
I just point out that you're comparing apples and raccoons.
-- cary
The climbers were incredibly fit, in what respect? As to ability to max
caloric intake to energy system output? Oxygen (in)dependent
environments?
The point is that regardless of their "fitness", they were able to push
their ( your words) incredible fitness to the max on an incredible lack
of food per pound.
2 pounds of simple "trail mix" is about 4200 kcalories. Most people who
aren't trying to climb Everest would easily gain weight on that "diet".
Btw, when you went on the 2PD, what were your experiences?
Why would anyone want to go on a "diet" that's never been seriously studied,
makes no recommendations regarding macro or micro nutrients, and is only
espoused by a single Usenet whacko who claims it was inspired by God (or,
IMAX...not sure which)? This same whacko last year predicted that the world
would soon end due to a "global earthquake" and a "nuclear exchange".
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: Diet/Exercise Equally Useful for Weight Loss |
05 Feb 2007 07:20:08 PM |
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GaryG <sorrynoemail@NOSPAMX.com> wrote:
"Mu" <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4aetz7jfvaip.1g30bfmsxm3a7$.dlg@40tude.net...
"In 1997, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing
Mt. Everest and learned that despite their exhausting regimen,
the climbers consumed only 10 lbs of food per week. That's less
than 2 lbs of food per day! Since none of the climbers died from
starvation, my initial thought was that 2 lbs of food per day
should be more than adequate for us non-climbing folks."
On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 19:50:25 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell wrote:
Of course, climbers of Mount Everest are:
-- incredibly fit athletes, who:
-- ate so little, not because it was all they
would wish, but because:
-- like climbers everywhere, they begrudge
e v e r y s i n g l e g r a m that
they have to carry six miles up through
cold, impossible terrain, and scant
oxygen, so they:
-- choose the most concentrated possible
foodstuffs available, meaning that two
pounds of mountaineer's food is quite
different from two pounds from your
local produce section or meat counter,
and finally that:
-- these dietary restrictions, imposed
by necessity, were in effect for at
most weeks at a time.
Not that I am denigrating the benefits for some of
us, possibly most of us, in lowering our caloric intakes.
I just point out that you're comparing apples and raccoons.
-- cary
The climbers were incredibly fit, in what respect? As to ability to max
caloric intake to energy system output? Oxygen (in)dependent
environments?
The point is that regardless of their "fitness", they were able to push
their ( your words) incredible fitness to the max on an incredible lack
of food per pound.
2 pounds of simple "trail mix" is about 4200 kcalories. Most people who
aren't trying to climb Everest would easily gain weight on that "diet".
Btw, when you went on the 2PD, what were your experiences?
Why would anyone want to go on a "diet" that's never been seriously studied,
makes no recommendations regarding macro or micro nutrients, and is only
espoused by a single Usenet whacko who claims it was inspired by God (or,
IMAX...not sure which)? This same whacko last year predicted that the world
would soon end due to a "global earthquake" and a "nuclear exchange".
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
--
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
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| User: "Charlotte L. Blackmer" |
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| Title: Re: Diet/Exercise Equally Useful for Weight Loss |
07 Feb 2007 02:57:13 PM |
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In article <050220071820080130%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote:
GaryG <sorrynoemail@NOSPAMX.com> wrote:
[climbing Mt Everest on 2 lb of highly concentrated food a day]
On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 19:50:25 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell wrote:
Not that I am denigrating the benefits for some of
us, possibly most of us, in lowering our caloric intakes.
*bing* And that's caloric intake, rather than just weighing the amount of
food consumed. (Which latter is useful for food diaries, which are a
useful help in recognizing one's own eating patterns.)
I just point out that you're comparing apples and raccoons.
Yo!
The climbers were incredibly fit, in what respect? As to ability to max
caloric intake to energy system output? Oxygen (in)dependent
environments?
The point is that regardless of their "fitness", they were able to push
their ( your words) incredible fitness to the max on an incredible lack
of food per pound.
2 pounds of simple "trail mix" is about 4200 kcalories. Most people who
aren't trying to climb Everest would easily gain weight on that "diet".
Yeppers.
Btw, when you went on the 2PD, what were your experiences?
Why would anyone want to go on a "diet" that's never been seriously studied,
makes no recommendations regarding macro or micro nutrients, and is only
espoused by a single Usenet whacko who claims it was inspired by God (or,
IMAX...not sure which)? This same whacko last year predicted that the world
would soon end due to a "global earthquake" and a "nuclear exchange".
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
I don't seem to have gotten a response from them about my
real-world experiences with the 2PD diet either. Funny that.
(I can just imagine what my physician's response would have been had I
discussed it with him. He is from Brooklyn and is a pretty straight
shooter. "What are you thinking?" Or he would just give me The Look over
his glasses.)
Poo-poohing exercise is a Seriously Bad Idea. As one data point, I'm
weaker post my last weight-loss because I didn't exercise, so some of
my muscle mass went as well.
Charlotte
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| User: "Mu" |
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08 Feb 2007 03:33:54 AM |
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Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
On Wed, 7 Feb 2007 20:57:13 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
I don't seem to have gotten a response from them about my
real-world experiences with the 2PD diet either. Funny that.
Nor will you. There is a different standard set for failing diets who
have books written about them and working ways of eating (2PD).
(I can just imagine what my physician's response would have been had I
discussed it with him. He is from Brooklyn and is a pretty straight
shooter. "What are you thinking?" Or he would just give me The Look over
his glasses.)
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Poo-poohing exercise is a Seriously Bad Idea. As one data point, I'm
weaker post my last weight-loss because I didn't exercise, so some of
my muscle mass went as well.
The problem with exercise is that it has fallen outside of the modern
lifestyle. Manual labor, for most, is a thing of the past, so there are
few hypertrophic events in one's life.
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| User: "Charlotte L. Blackmer" |
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| Title: Re: Diet/Exercise Equally Useful for Weight Loss |
08 Feb 2007 10:54:32 AM |
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In article <1wt95wcevis6o.uj8i7jo3ejbz.dlg@40tude.net>,
Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
On Wed, 7 Feb 2007 20:57:13 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
I don't seem to have gotten a response from them about my
real-world experiences with the 2PD diet either. Funny that.
Nor will you. There is a different standard set for failing diets who
have books written about them and working ways of eating (2PD).
Did you read my experiences? It doesn't sound like you did.
(I can just imagine what my physician's response would have been had I
discussed it with him. He is from Brooklyn and is a pretty straight
shooter. "What are you thinking?" Or he would just give me The Look over
his glasses.)
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
*eyes roll*
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Dude, I already know that deprivation is a bad idea for me. It creates a
scarcity mentality and causes me to make bad food choices. I lost about
30 lb and have kept it off for a very long term by getting off that wagon.
I can't function in society if I'm overhungry. When I'm hungry, I eat.
When I'm not hungry any more, I stop eating. I try to select a balance of
foods. It works.
Diets need to be medicated? What's that all about? It's certainly not
my doctor's philosophy.
Poo-poohing exercise is a Seriously Bad Idea. As one data point, I'm
weaker post my last weight-loss because I didn't exercise, so some of
my muscle mass went as well.
The problem with exercise is that it has fallen outside of the modern
lifestyle. Manual labor, for most, is a thing of the past, so there are
few hypertrophic events in one's life.
That's not a good reason to poo-pooh exercise.
Charlotte
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Diet/Exercise Equally Useful for Weight Loss |
08 Feb 2007 07:17:21 PM |
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neighbor Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
friend Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
*eyes roll*
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Dude, I already know that deprivation is a bad idea for me.
Hunger arises not from deprivation but from optimizing intake amount.
It creates a
scarcity mentality and causes me to make bad food choices.
The "scarcity mentality" comes from the false belief that "hunger is
bad."
Hunger is increased not from lack but from delay.
I lost about
30 lb and have kept it off for a very long term by getting off that wagon.
Eating less down to the optimal amount is not dieting. There is no
deprivation.
I can't function in society if I'm overhungry.
That would be because you still false believe that "hunger is bad."
We all end up brainwashed to have this false belief if we do not have
it in our hearts that "hunger is good."
When I'm hungry, I eat.
Those who have the false belief that "hunger is bad" are compelled to
overeat when they are hungry.
When I'm not hungry any more, I stop eating. I try to select a balance of
foods. It works.
The healthiest people are the hungriest people.
Andrew <><
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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11 Feb 2007 08:22:29 PM |
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False prophet Andrew B. Chung spammed:
neighbor Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
You haven't convicted Charlotte yet, Chung? Better get cracking.
friend Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
*eyes roll*
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Dude, I already know that deprivation is a bad idea for me.
Hunger arises not from deprivation but from optimizing intake amount.
It creates a
scarcity mentality and causes me to make bad food choices.
The "scarcity mentality" comes from the false belief that "hunger is
bad."
Hunger is increased not from lack but from delay.
I lost about
30 lb and have kept it off for a very long term by getting off that wagon.
Eating less down to the optimal amount is not dieting. There is no
deprivation.
I can't function in society if I'm overhungry.
That would be because you still false believe that "hunger is bad."
We all end up brainwashed to have this false belief if we do not have
it in our hearts that "hunger is good."
When I'm hungry, I eat.
Those who have the false belief that "hunger is bad" are compelled to
overeat when they are hungry.
When I'm not hungry any more, I stop eating. I try to select a balance of
foods. It works.
The healthiest people are the hungriest people.
Idiot.
[cowardly snecked AUK restored]
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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09 Feb 2007 11:53:11 AM |
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On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:17:21 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
neighbor Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
friend Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
*eyes roll*
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Dude, I already know that deprivation is a bad idea for me.
Hunger arises not from deprivation but from optimizing intake amount.
It creates a
scarcity mentality and causes me to make bad food choices.
The "scarcity mentality" comes from the false belief that "hunger is
bad."
Hunger is increased not from lack but from delay.
I lost about
30 lb and have kept it off for a very long term by getting off that wagon.
Eating less down to the optimal amount is not dieting. There is no
deprivation.
I can't function in society if I'm overhungry.
That would be because you still false believe that "hunger is bad."
We all end up brainwashed to have this false belief if we do not have
it in our hearts that "hunger is good."
When I'm hungry, I eat.
Those who have the false belief that "hunger is bad" are compelled to
overeat when they are hungry.
When I'm not hungry any more, I stop eating. I try to select a balance of
foods. It works.
The healthiest people are the hungriest people.
Then Ethopians must be fabulously healthy...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The problem with defending the purity of the English
language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse
*****. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English
has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them
unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
- James D. Nicoll
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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11 Feb 2007 08:23:15 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:17:21 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
neighbor Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
friend Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
*eyes roll*
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Dude, I already know that deprivation is a bad idea for me.
Hunger arises not from deprivation but from optimizing intake amount.
It creates a
scarcity mentality and causes me to make bad food choices.
The "scarcity mentality" comes from the false belief that "hunger is
bad."
Hunger is increased not from lack but from delay.
I lost about
30 lb and have kept it off for a very long term by getting off that wagon.
Eating less down to the optimal amount is not dieting. There is no
deprivation.
I can't function in society if I'm overhungry.
That would be because you still false believe that "hunger is bad."
We all end up brainwashed to have this false belief if we do not have
it in our hearts that "hunger is good."
When I'm hungry, I eat.
Those who have the false belief that "hunger is bad" are compelled to
overeat when they are hungry.
When I'm not hungry any more, I stop eating. I try to select a balance of
foods. It works.
The healthiest people are the hungriest people.
Then Ethopians must be fabulously healthy...
Once again Chung never fails to amaze and astound.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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12 Feb 2007 09:14:49 AM |
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:23:15 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:17:21 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
neighbor Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
friend Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
Physicians are bred in the same sheeple thinking that most peeple are.
*eyes roll*
Hunger is bad, diets need to be medicated.
Dude, I already know that deprivation is a bad idea for me.
Hunger arises not from deprivation but from optimizing intake amount.
It creates a
scarcity mentality and causes me to make bad food choices.
The "scarcity mentality" comes from the false belief that "hunger is
bad."
Hunger is increased not from lack but from delay.
I lost about
30 lb and have kept it off for a very long term by getting off that wagon.
Eating less down to the optimal amount is not dieting. There is no
deprivation.
I can't function in society if I'm overhungry.
That would be because you still false believe that "hunger is bad."
We all end up brainwashed to have this false belief if we do not have
it in our hearts that "hunger is good."
When I'm hungry, I eat.
Those who have the false belief that "hunger is bad" are compelled to
overeat when they are hungry.
When I'm not hungry any more, I stop eating. I try to select a balance of
foods. It works.
The healthiest people are the hungriest people.
Then Ethopians must be fabulously healthy...
Once again Chung never fails to amaze and astound.
Every single time he posts that "behold in amazement" thing, I swear I
hear, "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"If 50 million people believe a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing" - Anatole France
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| User: "Mu" |
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07 Feb 2007 01:22:24 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:20:08 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:20:08 -0700, in
sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diet,sci.med.nutrition,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.atheism
you wrote:
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
Sorry, missed your question. Here's my answer.
*PLONK*
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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11 Feb 2007 08:20:31 PM |
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Mu <nocowinthismu@gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:20:08 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:20:08 -0700, in
sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diet,sci.med.nutrition,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.athe
ism
you wrote:
Note: no response from either of the physiology "experts".
Sorry, missed your question. Here's my answer.
*PLONK*
Coward. Here's my answer:
*POINK*
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
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20 Mar 2007 04:16:55 PM |
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brother Free Gift wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
neighbor Unsaved White Trash wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Adrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The use of the 2PD-OMER Approach by an obese person overeating a
"trail mix" diet will still result in weight loss.
What, praying ceaselessly to gob, except for maybe an occasional
milk and Oreo break, won't do the trick?
Trail mix as in granola? That's high energy. If you eat a lot of
that
without moving your ***** somehow, such as by taking a hike (hence the
term
TRAIL mix) then you're not going to lose weight.
Oh, damn. I thought that Trail Mix meant that it was made up of things
that were picked up off the forest floor by someone walking along a
hiking trail. You know, like a healthier mystery meat.
Picked off the bounty of the forest floor, yes. Healthy, maybe,
until coconut oil is used for the fat portion. That stuff could clog
arteries faster than the grease in the catch drum under a pig
smoker.
Coconuts?? Since when do you find coconuts lying along a forest trail?
That's just silly!
I guess you bring some along so you can blend the wonders of your hunt into
a nice faux meatloaf.
EEESH! My mother raised us believing that coconut was poisonous!
Eventually we realized that she was pulling our legs, but we still hate
coconut in things. candy bars, cakes. Not the flavor - I love Pina
Coladas! But eating coconut is like chewing shredded grass. My younger
sister got married and told the caterer that there should be absolutely
NO coconut in her wedding cake. Big mistake! It came with coconut
between every ***** layer. She was livid! I said it was an omen of a
short marriage. It lasted 4 years.
Coconuts give you brain damage. Just ask Keith Richards.
LOL!
That coconut might have fallen on someone's head if Keef hadn't
picked it.
I was staggering down a street in Key West one balmy night in 1986 when
I heard a loud *BOOM!* to my right, startling the crap out of me, and
quickly bringing me out of my happy buzz. I couldn't figure out what in
the ***** had happened, until I looked at the Mercedes parked along the
dark street. The engine hood had a round 3" dent in it that looked like
a bowling ball had dropped from the sky and hit it. As buzzed as I wuzz,
I knew that it was highly unlikely that a bowling ball had fallen from
MIR or the Space Shuttle. That's when I noticed that I was walking under
a ***** load of coconut palms that lined the entire winding street.
Apparently, the people who had lined the street with Mercedes and other
expensive cars hadn't bothered to look up as they headed to the bars.
While I stood there contemplating the situation, I heard another loud
*BOOM!* - and then another. I realized that my cranium was in extreme
danger, and that I'd better get my bonehead out of the area before I was
shipped back to Philadelphia as a vegetable.
What kind of a sick god would have created such a menace?
Jehovah that's who! He's probably put a fix in were I to sue him. maybe
if I snuck up to heaven and planted a bunch of coconut trees around that
damn chair that all the Christians want to site on the right side of.
You know, that chair's going to be terribly unbalanced. God in the
middle, and a few billion Christians sitting on the chair's right arm.
Christ, that's going to be one hell of an accident. It's a good thing
that I'll be downstairs in the hot tub when it happens.
Proof that there is a Creator God!
One with a sense of humor...
"Cast your net over the right side of the boat ! " -- LORD Jesus
Christ instructing Simon Peter, the fisherman, on how to catch a
boatload of fish after Peter had failed to catch any fish after
spending all night trying.
Where is the right side of the boat ?
The side where HE is at :-)
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way, dear brother Melchezidek whom I
love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially dear Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/4211.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
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24 Mar 2007 11:55:48 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
brother Free Gift wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
neighbor Unsaved White Trash wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Adrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The use of the 2PD-OMER Approach by an obese person overeating a
"trail mix" diet will still result in weight loss.
What, praying ceaselessly to gob, except for maybe an occasional
milk and Oreo break, won't do the trick?
Trail mix as in granola? That's high energy. If you eat a lot of
that
without moving your ***** somehow, such as by taking a hike (hence the
term
TRAIL mix) then you're not going to lose weight.
Oh, damn. I thought that Trail Mix meant that it was made up of things
that were picked up off the forest floor by someone walking along a
hiking trail. You know, like a healthier mystery meat.
Picked off the bounty of the forest floor, yes. Healthy, maybe,
until coconut oil is used for the fat portion. That stuff could clog
arteries faster than the grease in the catch drum under a pig
smoker.
Coconuts?? Since when do you find coconuts lying along a forest trail?
That's just silly!
I guess you bring some along so you can blend the wonders of your hunt into
a nice faux meatloaf.
EEESH! My mother raised us believing that coconut was poisonous!
Eventually we realized that she was pulling our legs, but we still hate
coconut in things. candy bars, cakes. Not the flavor - I love Pina
Coladas! But eating coconut is like chewing shredded grass. My younger
sister got married and told the caterer that there should be absolutely
NO coconut in her wedding cake. Big mistake! It came with coconut
between every ***** layer. She was livid! I said it was an omen of a
short marriage. It lasted 4 years.
Coconuts give you brain damage. Just ask Keith Richards.
LOL!
That coconut might have fallen on someone's head if Keef hadn't
picked it.
I was staggering down a street in Key West one balmy night in 1986 when
I heard a loud *BOOM!* to my right, startling the crap out of me, and
quickly bringing me out of my happy buzz. I couldn't figure out what in
the ***** had happened, until I looked at the Mercedes parked along the
dark street. The engine hood had a round 3" dent in it that looked like
a bowling ball had dropped from the sky and hit it. As buzzed as I wuzz,
I knew that it was highly unlikely that a bowling ball had fallen from
MIR or the Space Shuttle. That's when I noticed that I was walking under
a ***** load of coconut palms that lined the entire winding street.
Apparently, the people who had lined the street with Mercedes and other
expensive cars hadn't bothered to look up as they headed to the bars.
While I stood there contemplating the situation, I heard another loud
*BOOM!* - and then another. I realized that my cranium was in extreme
danger, and that I'd better get my bonehead out of the area before I was
shipped back to Philadelphia as a vegetable.
What kind of a sick god would have created such a menace?
Jehovah that's who! He's probably put a fix in were I to sue him. maybe
if I snuck up to heaven and planted a bunch of coconut trees around that
damn chair that all the Christians want to site on the right side of.
You know, that chair's going to be terribly unbalanced. God in the
middle, and a few billion Christians sitting on the chair's right arm.
Christ, that's going to be one hell of an accident. It's a good thing
that I'll be downstairs in the hot tub when it happens.
Proof that there is a Creator God!
One with a sense of humor...
"Cast your net over the right side of the boat ! " -- LORD Jesus
Christ instructing Simon Peter, the fisherman, on how to catch a
boatload of fish after Peter had failed to catch any fish after
spending all night trying.
Where is the right side of the boat ?
The side where HE is at :-)
Why, that's a real howler and a knee-slapper, Brother Andy! I can't wait
to tell it to my friends this Sunday. Do you have anymore of these
hilarious jokes?
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way, dear brother Melchezidek whom I
love unconditionally.
I'd be careful who I toss my love out to on the Internet, Brother Andy.
There are wolves in sheep's clothing everywhere. Some people pretend to
be something that they are not, for nefarious purposes. You know,
creating fake websites to lure in the vulnerable and unwary. They create
elaborate on-line identities to reel in even the most cautious on-line
traveler. Why? Financial gain.
I've noticed a big trend in the last couple of years where these
nefarious types pretend to be Christian in order to gain the trust of
real believers. Unfortunately criminals know that a Christian will tend
to let their guard down when they think that they're talking to a fellow
Christian. I've seen fake sites offering Christian investing, etc. Why,
these confidence men know more about the bible than many Christians do
themselves. They play their parts well.
I only warn you because you have let it be known that you are a
cardiologist, and to some of these crooks you sound like a perfect
target for their schemes. Or maybe even identity theft! Be careful, my
friend. Those who we travel with on-line may not be who or what they say
they are.
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws
MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
"Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick
something off of you?" - Apple Tree - The Wizard of Oz
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31 Mar 2007 09:20:58 AM |
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satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
brother Free Gift (Melchezidek) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
neighbor Unsaved White Trash wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Adrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The use of the 2PD-OMER Approach by an obese person overeating a
"trail mix" diet will still result in weight loss.
What, praying ceaselessly to gob, except for maybe an occasional
milk and Oreo break, won't do the trick?
Trail mix as in granola? That's high energy. If you eat a lot of
that
without moving your ***** somehow, such as by taking a hike (hence the
term
TRAIL mix) then you're not going to lose weight.
Oh, damn. I thought that Trail Mix meant that it was made up of things
that were picked up off the forest floor by someone walking along a
hiking trail. You know, like a healthier mystery meat.
Picked off the bounty of the forest floor, yes. Healthy, maybe,
until coconut oil is used for the fat portion. That stuff could clog
arteries faster than the grease in the catch drum under a pig
smoker.
Coconuts?? Since when do you find coconuts lying along a forest trail?
That's just silly!
I guess you bring some along so you can blend the wonders of your hunt into
a nice faux meatloaf.
EEESH! My mother raised us believing that coconut was poisonous!
Eventually we realized that she was pulling our legs, but we still hate
coconut in things. candy bars, cakes. Not the flavor - I love Pina
Coladas! But eating coconut is like chewing shredded grass. My younger
sister got married and told the caterer that there should be absolutely
NO coconut in her wedding cake. Big mistake! It came with coconut
between every ***** layer. She was livid! I said it was an omen of a
short marriage. It lasted 4 years.
Coconuts give you brain damage. Just ask Keith Richards.
LOL!
That coconut might have fallen on someone's head if Keef hadn't
picked it.
I was staggering down a street in Key West one balmy night in 1986 when
I heard a loud *BOOM!* to my right, startling the crap out of me, and
quickly bringing me out of my happy buzz. I couldn't figure out what in
the ***** had happened, until I looked at the Mercedes parked along the
dark street. The engine hood had a round 3" dent in it that looked like
a bowling ball had dropped from the sky and hit it. As buzzed as I wuzz,
I knew that it was highly unlikely that a bowling ball had fallen from
MIR or the Space Shuttle. That's when I noticed that I was walking under
a ***** load of coconut palms that lined the entire winding street.
Apparently, the people who had lined the street with Mercedes and other
expensive cars hadn't bothered to look up as they headed to the bars.
While I stood there contemplating the situation, I heard another loud
*BOOM!* - and then another. I realized that my cranium was in extreme
danger, and that I'd better get my bonehead out of the area before I was
shipped back to Philadelphia as a vegetable.
What kind of a sick god would have created such a menace?
Jehovah that's who! He's probably put a fix in were I to sue him. maybe
if I snuck up to heaven and planted a bunch of coconut trees around that
damn chair that all the Christians want to site on the right side of.
You know, that chair's going to be terribly unbalanced. God in the
middle, and a few billion Christians sitting on the chair's right arm.
Christ, that's going to be one hell of an accident. It's a good thing
that I'll be downstairs in the hot tub when it happens.
Proof that there is a Creator God!
One with a sense of humor...
"Cast your net over the right side of the boat ! " -- LORD Jesus
Christ instructing Simon Peter, the fisherman, on how to catch a
boatload of fish after Peter had failed to catch any fish after
spending all night trying.
Where is the right side of the boat ?
The side where HE is at :-)
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
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| User: "Unsaved White Trash" |
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31 Mar 2007 03:55:19 PM |
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <achung@emorycardiology.com> wrote in message
news:1175350858.367610.299480@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
brother Free Gift (Melchezidek) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
neighbor Unsaved White Trash wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Adrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The use of the 2PD-OMER Approach by an obese
person overeating a
"trail mix" diet will still result in weight
loss.
What, praying ceaselessly to gob, except for
maybe an occasional
milk and Oreo break, won't do the trick?
Trail mix as in granola? That's high energy.
If you eat a lot of
that
without moving your ***** somehow, such as by
taking a hike (hence the
term
TRAIL mix) then you're not going to lose
weight.
Oh, damn. I thought that Trail Mix meant that it
was made up of things
that were picked up off the forest floor by
someone walking along a
hiking trail. You know, like a healthier mystery
meat.
Picked off the bounty of the forest floor, yes.
Healthy, maybe,
until coconut oil is used for the fat portion.
That stuff could clog
arteries faster than the grease in the catch drum
under a pig
smoker.
Coconuts?? Since when do you find coconuts lying
along a forest trail?
That's just silly!
I guess you bring some along so you can blend the
wonders of your hunt into
a nice faux meatloaf.
EEESH! My mother raised us believing that coconut was
poisonous!
Eventually we realized that she was pulling our legs,
but we still hate
coconut in things. candy bars, cakes. Not the flavor - I
love Pina
Coladas! But eating coconut is like chewing shredded
grass. My younger
sister got married and told the caterer that there
should be absolutely
NO coconut in her wedding cake. Big mistake! It came
with coconut
between every ***** layer. She was livid! I said it
was an omen of a
short marriage. It lasted 4 years.
Coconuts give you brain damage. Just ask Keith Richards.
LOL!
That coconut might have fallen on someone's head if Keef
hadn't
picked it.
I was staggering down a street in Key West one balmy night in
1986 when
I heard a loud *BOOM!* to my right, startling the crap out of
me, and
quickly bringing me out of my happy buzz. I couldn't figure out
what in
the ***** had happened, until I looked at the Mercedes parked
along the
dark street. The engine hood had a round 3" dent in it that
looked like
a bowling ball had dropped from the sky and hit it. As buzzed as
I wuzz,
I knew that it was highly unlikely that a bowling ball had
fallen from
MIR or the Space Shuttle. That's when I noticed that I was
walking under
a ***** load of coconut palms that lined the entire winding
street.
Apparently, the people who had lined the street with Mercedes
and other
expensive cars hadn't bothered to look up as they headed to the
bars.
While I stood there contemplating the situation, I heard another
loud
*BOOM!* - and then another. I realized that my cranium was in
extreme
danger, and that I'd better get my bonehead out of the area
before I was
shipped back to Philadelphia as a vegetable.
What kind of a sick god would have created such a menace?
Jehovah that's who! He's probably put a fix in were I to sue him.
maybe
if I snuck up to heaven and planted a bunch of coconut trees around
that
damn chair that all the Christians want to site on the right side
of.
You know, that chair's going to be terribly unbalanced. God in the
middle, and a few billion Christians sitting on the chair's right
arm.
Christ, that's going to be one hell of an accident. It's a good
thing
that I'll be downstairs in the hot tub when it happens.
Proof that there is a Creator God!
One with a sense of humor...
"Cast your net over the right side of the boat ! " -- LORD Jesus
Christ instructing Simon Peter, the fisherman, on how to catch a
boatload of fish after Peter had failed to catch any fish after
spending all night trying.
Where is the right side of the boat ?
The side where HE is at :-)
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
WOW a cardiologist? What do you do, cut the patient open and then just
stand there and pray? LOL
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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01 Apr 2007 02:48:07 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
brother Free Gift (Melchezidek) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
neighbor Unsaved White Trash wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Adrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The use of the 2PD-OMER Approach by an obese person overeating a
"trail mix" diet will still result in weight loss.
What, praying ceaselessly to gob, except for maybe an occasional
milk and Oreo break, won't do the trick?
Trail mix as in granola? That's high energy. If you eat a lot of
that
without moving your ***** somehow, such as by taking a hike (hence the
term
TRAIL mix) then you're not going to lose weight.
Oh, damn. I thought that Trail Mix meant that it was made up of things
that were picked up off the forest floor by someone walking along a
hiking trail. You know, like a healthier mystery meat.
Picked off the bounty of the forest floor, yes. Healthy, maybe,
until coconut oil is used for the fat portion. That stuff could clog
arteries faster than the grease in the catch drum under a pig
smoker.
Coconuts?? Since when do you find coconuts lying along a forest trail?
That's just silly!
I guess you bring some along so you can blend the wonders of your hunt into
a nice faux meatloaf.
EEESH! My mother raised us believing that coconut was poisonous!
Eventually we realized that she was pulling our legs, but we still hate
coconut in things. candy bars, cakes. Not the flavor - I love Pina
Coladas! But eating coconut is like chewing shredded grass. My younger
sister got married and told the caterer that there should be absolutely
NO coconut in her wedding cake. Big mistake! It came with coconut
between every ***** layer. She was livid! I said it was an omen of a
short marriage. It lasted 4 years.
Coconuts give you brain damage. Just ask Keith Richards.
LOL!
That coconut might have fallen on someone's head if Keef hadn't
picked it.
I was staggering down a street in Key West one balmy night in 1986 when
I heard a loud *BOOM!* to my right, startling the crap out of me, and
quickly bringing me out of my happy buzz. I couldn't figure out what in
the ***** had happened, until I looked at the Mercedes parked along the
dark street. The engine hood had a round 3" dent in it that looked like
a bowling ball had dropped from the sky and hit it. As buzzed as I wuzz,
I knew that it was highly unlikely that a bowling ball had fallen from
MIR or the Space Shuttle. That's when I noticed that I was walking under
a ***** load of coconut palms that lined the entire winding street.
Apparently, the people who had lined the street with Mercedes and other
expensive cars hadn't bothered to look up as they headed to the bars.
While I stood there contemplating the situation, I heard another loud
*BOOM!* - and then another. I realized that my cranium was in extreme
danger, and that I'd better get my bonehead out of the area before I was
shipped back to Philadelphia as a vegetable.
What kind of a sick god would have created such a menace?
Jehovah that's who! He's probably put a fix in were I to sue him. maybe
if I snuck up to heaven and planted a bunch of coconut trees around that
damn chair that all the Christians want to site on the right side of.
You know, that chair's going to be terribly unbalanced. God in the
middle, and a few billion Christians sitting on the chair's right arm.
Christ, that's going to be one hell of an accident. It's a good thing
that I'll be downstairs in the hot tub when it happens.
Proof that there is a Creator God!
One with a sense of humor...
"Cast your net over the right side of the boat ! " -- LORD Jesus
Christ instructing Simon Peter, the fisherman, on how to catch a
boatload of fish after Peter had failed to catch any fish after
spending all night trying.
Where is the right side of the boat ?
The side where HE is at :-)
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
No no no, Andy. That's not how it's supposed to work, remember? GOD is
the one that puts people INTO misery. Remember that Lake of Fire that
Jesus chooses to send all who do not believe in him?
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
John "Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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| User: "Velvet Elvis" |
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31 Mar 2007 10:15:09 AM |
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On 31 Mar 2007 07:20:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<achung@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Hypocritical *****...
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Nothing fails like prayer
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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31 Mar 2007 02:47:45 PM |
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On Mar 31, 10:20 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<ach...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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31 Mar 2007 09:25:09 PM |
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convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
Marana tha
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially dear Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/4211.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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01 Apr 2007 02:49:38 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
Now Andy's got delusions of knowing the mind of Jesus God!
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
John "Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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31 Mar 2007 11:05:04 PM |
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On Mar 31, 10:25 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
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01 Apr 2007 01:45:05 AM |
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convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
May GOD bless you.
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially dear Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/4211.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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01 Apr 2007 03:46:44 AM |
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <love4@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1175409905.296537.14050@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
May GOD bless you.
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
You're even loonier than Melty
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially dear Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/4211.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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01 Apr 2007 02:51:49 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
No, you lack comprehension of how Christianity works. YOU don't know the
mind of God. No one does. But you just made a statement saying that you
knew the mind of god. That makes you a liar & a hypocrite.
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
John "Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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03 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PM |
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On Apr 1, 3:51 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
No, you lack comprehension of how Christianity works. YOU don't know the
mind of God. No one does. But you just made a statement saying that you
knew the mind of god. That makes you a liar & a hypocrite.
Not to mention guilty of the mortal sin of pride.
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03 Apr 2007 07:01:21 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On Apr 1, 3:51 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
No, you lack comprehension of how Christianity works. YOU don't know the
mind of God. No one does. But you just made a statement saying that you
knew the mind of god. That makes you a liar & a hypocrite.
Not to mention guilty of the mortal sin of pride.
I think he just convicted himself. Let's see how he likes diabetes and
epilepsy.
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
John "Melchizedek & Free Gift" Loiodice: SPNAKED! Wed, 28 Mar 2007
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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04 Apr 2007 12:30:11 AM |
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On Apr 3, 8:01 pm, St. Jackanapes <jwe...@jscsjcdjs.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On Apr 1, 3:51 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
No, you lack comprehension of how Christianity works. YOU don't know the
mind of God. No one does. But you just made a statement saying that you
knew the mind of god. That makes you a liar & a hypocrite.
Not to mention guilty of the mortal sin of pride.
I think he just convicted himself. Let's see how he likes diabetes and
epilepsy.
What else could his wrathful LARD jebus throw in? Impotence?
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01 Apr 2007 02:22:15 AM |
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On Apr 1, 2:45 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <l...@thetruth.com>
wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Haskell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/527e5be90ccdc910?
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
<hiss sputter hiss hiss>
May LORD Almighty GOD put you out of your misery soon.
Jesus heard that.
No. HE has read it approvingly.
If "HE" approved, then "HE" is SATAN.
It seems you lack reading comprehension.
What does it mean to "put (someone) out of their misery?"
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