On Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:05:50 +0000 (UTC), "~Glorious Appearing~"
<renfrewshire.uk@btinternet.com> wrote:
Essential Doctrines of Christianity
1. Have a low IQ.
2. Be conditioned from birth.
3. Receive weekly re-enforcement's of stupidity at a tax free
parasite house called a church.
4. Never.... EVER... read a science book.
5. Believe you're a worthless piece of *****, bubbling with oozing
maggots.... and it's 'better' to be dead with Jebus.
6. Everyone not thinking like you are filthy scum even though
you're a piece of bubbling *****.
7. Always give the parasites/priests/pastors/shaman/witch doctors
and Pat Robertson MONEY! It's your DUTY! GOD said so! DO IT!
8. You are always right no matter how stupid, illogical or insane
you look to glassy eyed, stunned potential converts looking for a
doorway. (see #3)
9. Christianity actually owns (literally) morals. It's ours.
10. God made Choir boys really cute.
11. Anyone not thinking like you... burns for all eternity in a
suffering torture, worst than ANY nightmare you can imagine and you
get to watch and laugh.
12. Abortion is murder. Miscarriages are God's Will.
13. GOD gets credit for everything good and wholesome. HE never
gets credit for Hurricanes, Tsunamis, diseases or drowned babies.
Nature/Satan/Orsomethinganythingelse does.
14. One plus one plus one equals one. (See #3 and #4)
15. Some Angels can see in front, the back and each side at the
same time.
16. The WAR in heaven is going well but we've lost a few Angels
despite GOD being ALL POWERFUL and that fucking media ***** at the
Gate can kiss GODS *****!
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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