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Satan babbled thru Bill Baker <wbaker@postwini.spermcon.orgy> AGAIN in
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More sex on your brain, I see. No surprise, really.
No, it's Latin for "therefore," you monument to stupidity.
I ain't stupid!
Yes, you are.
No more than heterosexuals.
That's a lie!
No, you're the one who lies.
Straight women get real pleasure from a man's hard ding-a-ling.
And lesbians don't.
Since the lesbians reject that key component to sexual fulfillment -
they got to use any number of foreign objects down there to get even one
tenth of the pleasure a decent married woman gets. Most of them never
get more than a third of the usual pleasure quotient from all them nasty
fingers and tongues and banana's and vibrating gizmo's they use - often
one after t'other after t'other. What lesbians really need is a MAN to
help them thru their frustration.
Lesbians have no such frustrations. You have no idea what they feel.
In your opinion.
No - in God's opinion of Creator of the Universe!
OK, in the opinion of your fictional sky pixie.
Bullsh*t.
Do you even know what Mexican smegma smells like?
No, and I don't believe you do either.
Can you logically tell me what is wrong with homosexuality in that
case? Without using the words, "God," "Christian," or "Bible?"
Neither does riding a bicycle. Neither does fishing. Going by your
"logic," that must mean that both of those things are also "contrary
to nature."
No. They don't - normally - involve nobody's reproductive organs. They
have a very obvious function and purpose.
Yes, to feel pleasure. And, optionally, to procreate.
"Worshiping" and "intended purpose" are both related to God. This
sentence is invalid.
Your rule was "without using the words, 'God,' 'Christian,' or 'Bible?'"
- with all that weird punctuation - and I didn't use none of them. The
"worshipping" has to do with hedonistic flesh worship - not with
Almighty God.
Doesn't matter.
You can call it flesh loving if you wanna.
I can also call it true love, in many cases.
Also - you can substitute "obvious" for "intended" if you insist.
If you're going to say "obvious," then it's obvious that the sexual organs
were made at least partly for pleasure.
I said, "in that case." That is, a homosexual who does nothing else
wrong and stays committed to his partner and his partner to him.
That almost never happens
Even though it does, that's not what I said.
- but even then it's the homo sex that is evil. God said so in His
book. Even if the homo sexual does everything else right - if he goes
to bed with even one man and knows him carnally - he's a sinner damned
to hell except he repent.
You used the word "God." And you referred to the Bible. That invalidates
this whole paragraph.
Besides, that sentence is your opinion only.
No - it's Divine Law!
No it isn't.
No, you didn't.
Yes I did. I didn't use the three words you wanted me to exclude.
You used them indirectly.
Them was your only stipulations. I won! Now send me my royalty's!
Sue me.
Begging for more money, I see.
Jesus said "Ask and ye shall receive." I asked - now REMIT!
Sue me.
Then that makes him a repeater of lies.
How can you be sure it was a lie? Did you know old Billie Jean King?
This all happened before you was in grade school - so how could you
know? Thurgood showed me newspaper clippings about her.
Show me one newspaper clipping from a mainstream secular newspaper that
says that she "licked all her opponents."
No it doesn't.
So now promiscuity is OK.
No, I didn't say that. I just said it doesn't make her typically evil.
Will you tell me Bill - are you promiscuous?
No, I won't tell you. It's none of your business.
I know I spelt it wrong before. It's such a long, ugly word that I
wanted to get thru it quicker. Now I spelt it right.
Good for you.
In your opinion.
In real life. Just look around you.
I do. It's your opinion.
Some people are really prejudiced, HUH?
You are prejudiced against me.
Nope. I judge you based on the ugly things you say.
They knew they couldn't sell nothing healthy like vitamins with a
confessed lesbian a doing the hawking. It was obvious the vitamins
didn't protect her from no spiritual illness.
Some people are really prejudiced, HUH?
So you're going by hearsay from brainwashed people.
They ain't brain washed. They come to our Holy Church to repent and
find True Peace. They won't never find that in no queer club.
Torturing someone until they confess is brainwashing.
"Tortured," eh? I knew your cult brainwashed people. No wonder they
"confess" to all sorts of ridiculous things!
We don't brain wash nobody! A little light torture sometimes helps to
bring repressed memory's out of people. We got our rack all ready for
Bard once she comes to her senses and agrees to let us perform Holy
Exorcism on her.
That is the very definition of brainwashing. And I hope she reads this.
She'll never agree to your exorcism if she knows that that's what is
waiting for her.
If you write for it, it must be the biggest pack of lies anyone's ever
seen.
No! Every word is Gospel true - I guarantee it!
If you guarantee it, it must be the biggest pack of lies anyone's ever
seen.
You're generalizing again.
What do leather men do then? Stand around a buffing their chaps?
Different things. Just because a person is into leather doesn't mean
they're into fisting.
That's just proof that I am, always was, and always will be too smart
to listen to you.
When you're a sinking in the ocean of fire with demons a biting into
your flesh - you remember that - while I throw flowers down from heaven
that burn up before they ever get to you. Then we'll see who's smart.
Fine by me.
Because it's not true.
That is exactly where the cures come from - Faith in God. God heals our
afflictions if we surrender to His Will.
*****.
Show me medical proof of a person who had AIDS and was then cured. And
I want to see proof that they even had AIDS in the first place.
Too bad we don't allow no blasphemers into our Church to look at our
sacred records. Send somebody else that's circumcised - or a willing to
get circumcised - and after the proper preparation he can review our
case history's.
Yep, I knew you wouldn't let a qualified doctor look at your records.
You're just a bunch of frauds, quacks and charlatans.
So do some straight women.
Not to the extent that the lesbians does.
You're probably seeing some mannish women and mistaking them for lesbians.
So do most black men.
I wouldn't say that.
I would.
And there is a big difference between a well proportioned bubble butt
and a backside three feet wide that you got to squeeze thru door ways
and into seats too. The latter is what you're more likely to find on
lesbians.
*****.
When Black women balloon up they tend to get fat all over - and that's
mostly on account of they don't keep all kosher kitchens and eat too
much junk food on account of white imperialist oppression in the Black
Community. How many five star eatery's do you find in the ghetto?
As our new Black Queen, Mother Holiness will right that wrong too -
among many others - and the true beauty of the Black Woman will be
apparent to everybody.
So then it will never happen.
Bullsh*t.
It's true. Sneak into any lesbian bar. Tell me - do you ever do any
drag?
I've been in lesbian bars. You're talking out of your *****.
That must be when the vacuum between your ears turns on.
There ain't no vacuum in my ears.
Well, there certainly isn't a brain that you use.
Besides - lots of people hears the suction at the queer clubs.
Who else besides you? Your brainwashed cult members?
That's what tends to draw the weak and feeble minded in to all the
action. How do you know where there's an orgy Bill? Don't you walk
thru the queer part of town 'til you hear a lot of sucking and a
slurping from some tacky over decorated house with pink flamingo's and a
blue orb on the lawn?
As I understand it, people who go to orgies generally get invited, or go
looking on the internet.
You don't know them because they're such a tiny minority if they even
exist at all.
Oh - they exist. NAMBLA has at least three chapters in New Sodom alone.
*****. Give me their addresses.
There are also straight men like that. I guess that proves that all
heterosexuals are evil, HUH?
No - on account of so few of them indulge in perversion. Queers - on
the other hand - live for perversion.
No more than heterosexuals.
No, because most gays do not live with shame and guilt.
Oh please! Every queer I ever met feels some sense of shame over his or
her filthy homo lusts. Get real! That stuff is disgusting!
Yeah, "every queer you ever meet." You go out of your way to try to find
gays who are having some sort of trouble in their lives. And even if
they're not, you question them until you can twist their words to conform
to your narrow world view, just like you're doing with Bard.
Wrong again. You're just trying to twist the world to conform to your
narrow views again.
Those are God's views - not mine. Homo sexuality is sinfula nd pretty
much everybody that ain't a taking something knows it!
Nope. Wrong again.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Stop a laughing. I told you our Holy Church was founded by the Lord
Jesus almost 2000 years ago.
That's what I'm laughing about!
Projecting again, I see. Neither one of those verses says anything
about "homosexual lust."
It's implied.
Oh, so now you're adding to the Bible, eh? You do know what it says about
people who do that, don't you?
It's so obviously the work of the devil.
What, the Bible? Yes, I suppose so.
Why do you think the Church of Satan encourages bi sexual
experimentation?
Going by that "logic," the Christian church must condone cannibalism,
because they encourage people to eat the body and blood of Jesus.
I sure am. I am even more happy and well-adjusted since I left
Christianity.
You'll spend all eternity a regretting that decision.
No I won't. Not even if I go to "hell."
What - besides the devil a doing his dirty business - made you throw
away your faith so casually? It was that Godless German that always
used to threaten me - wasn't it? He introduced you to that Satanic web
site.
Nope. It was the realization that I was more moral than the biblegod.
And if that website is so "Satanic," then why do many Christians post
there?
Because none of that stuff is any of your business.
Why not? Are you ashamed of it all?
No, it's just none of your business.
If I repeated that, my tongue would probably catch fire from lying too
much. I'll stick to "Yet another lie. Yet another lie."
But I don't never lie. I AM the Truth!
You are a liar.
Sure, sure.
It was - every word. Most vampire movies are about homo sexual activity
that really happened somewheres. A lot of them typify homo sexual
behavior in general.
Yeah, I'm sure that your mind is so far gone that you think that fiction
is really fact.
Unaccredited. Therefore it is a VBS college, just like the one Kent
Hovind went to.
Who said it wasn't accredited? It is.
Show me proof that it is, then. I've never seen it's name on any lists of
accreditation.
What's wrong with Midwestern Baptist College? That's the one Brother
Kent went to.
It's also unaccredited. It's just a diploma mill.
That's more of your filthy prejudice a talking.
Nope, that's the enemies of Christianity - TRUTH and FACTS - talking.
That should be good for a laugh.
Laugh now - BURN later - in hell.
OK, I will. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I bet he wouldn't have issues at all if he left your cult.
What cult? Ours is the One TRUE Church!
That's what I said. Your cult.
Popular culture admits no such thing. And even if it did, it would be
wrong.
No - I think it's right. Most lesbians drink menstrual blood at some
point in their sex rituals. Blood drinking is vampirism. Case closed.
Most lesbians do no such thing. Case closed.
Well good for you. Neither have I.
But don't you got smegma problems now?
Nope.
I think they're worse.
What you think is not only irrelevant, but ridiculous.
And they only get worse with age. Have you had any prostate problems
yet Bill?
Nope.
And Bard has no memory problems now, so she isn't confused.
Oh give me a break! She wanders in a world of darkness and confusion.
She doesn't know what God gave her ovary's for!
No, you wander in a world of darkness and confusion, because you don't
really know what a lesbian is.
Since you've never had sex with a woman, you have no basis to make that
claim.
Sex with a woman is futile and unGodly. Why would I wanna sin like
that?
See? You have no basis to make that claim.
You most certainly can. A woman's height has no bearing on the size of
a c*ck she can take.
I said length and depth - not height and weight.
Then why did you say "midget?"
Sorry, but no matter how much you try to sell him to me, I'm not into
decrepit old fogies.
Well he ain't none of them things - and he's totally straight too. I
guess you prefer boys. Let's hope they're at least over eighteen when
you get to them.
Nope, I'm still not interested in what you're selling.
I'm already suffering with laughter every time I read your words.
You'll suffer much more in hell!
That's fine, as long as I have fun now.
It still doesn't sound like people are confused.
They are - trust me!
I don't, because you are a liar.
No. I refuse to have sex with you
Sex? I wouldn't let you. I'm already married and you got smegma
issue's anyways!
Playing hard-to-get isn't going to work, either.
or join your cult.
What cult? I ain't no part of no cult. I'm a True Christian.
Your cult.
Stop trying to recruit me.
I wouldn't. You can't even be saved at this point. You're DAMNED!
That's a relief.
You've never heard any such thing at the center - first of all because
they won't let you in, and secondly because it never happens at the
center.
I got my spy's in there and that's exactly the kinda stuff they say.
Your spies lie.
It's also come out under torture during the purgings and cleansings we
do periodically to root out hidden sin.
Torture is just another word for brainwashing.
Nor should they. That would be no help at all.
That would answer their silly "questions" with Divine Wisdom and
guidance.
No, it would answer their sensible questions with stupid myths and fairy
tales.
Even IF that's true, you want to shut down their center. Turnabout is
fair play.
But that queer center is evil. Our Holy Church does nothing but good
24/7.
If that was true, you'd want to keep the center open, not shut it down.
So in other words, you get the ones who are either desperate or can't
settle down with one person. It figures.
That's 80% of the queer population though.
Maybe out of the ones you see. But you always try to twist everything
they say to fit your narrow world view, just like you're doing with Bard.
You are.
No - I ain't. You're just full of prejudice and hate for God's People
and God's Truth.
No, I see you for what you really are. A brainwashed idiot with a fear of
facts and truth.
And there's no mind simpler than yours!
My mind ain't simple! Your lust is what's simple. It's gone to the
dogs!
So tell me all about my lust, since you seem to know so much about me.
Of course not, because you're insane. Luckily, you're not the one
homosexuals have to convince.
I ain't insane - and I got the inside track on queer recruitment. It's
of the devil and from the pit!
Yep - insanity personified.
Not if it's always from the same person, and that same person is always
faithful to them.
Which happens about once a year for the average queer.
Well as long as it's always with the same person that one time every year.
Of course. Promiscuity is unsafe whether you're gay or straight.
Well - why is it affecting the queer community way more than the
straight community then?
It's not.
That's hard to believe, since you link EVERYTHING to sex.
No I don't. I link everything to God - Who created sex for procreation
only.
See? You even link God to sex.
If by "queer" you mean "strange," then I would agree.
Queer is both strange AND homo sexual.
Well then, I only agree with the strange part.
You're really afraid of going to hell, aren't you?
No - I ain't - on account of I know I got me an big mansion up in
heaven. You just got yourself a hot crater in hell.
You're obviously afraid of it, because you keep talking about it.
And we all know what that means, HUH?
They're a slurping strangers spooge!
Just like people in your cult, HUH?
Just how many gay people's homes have you snooped through?
Thousands.
Name them all. And give me their addresses.
If the number is significantly less than three million, then you have
no basis for your claims.
Where'd you get that number from?
That's about half the homosexual population in the U.S., if you figure
that about 2% of the population is gay.
Do you have ANY pornography - straight or queer - hard core or soft -
where you live? Tell the truth now.
No.
Those "Spiritual Things" must be in the gutter, then.
No - they're in holy heaven!
If you keep your mind on them, then they're in the gutter.
See? I told you.
You tell me all kinds of stupid things. Normal love making between
husband and wife is a blessing from God. Why should I forsake it?
If your relationship was not based on sex, it wouldn't matter if you did
or not.
How do you know I even have queer sex?
Even if you don't have none - you defend it. You even excuse bare
backing and felching.
No I don't.
Just because you lie all the time doesn't mean other people are the
same way.
But I don't never lie. You just misunderstand the Sacred Truth that I
preach all the time.
"Sacred Truth" must be the same as "lies."
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Every word was true. Most lesbians want a veggy taste down there on
account of they think it's healthy. That's why a lot of them let
banana's dissolve down there in all the juices - or peel the cucumbers
so their cranny's will taste like pickles.
LOL!!!
No it doesn't.
Who are you to tell me what does and does not matter to me - or to God?
I am just telling you facts.
You LOST your religion - remember - along with any hope of salvation.
You will BURN!
Yawn.
Pure drivel.
No - pure Truth, Wisdom and Holiness.
That's what I said - pure drivel.
So now you're admitting you have smegma?
No - I am pure. I meant BY your smegma.
Well, since that's not true, I would have to conclude that you meant your
smegma.
There's no such thing that I've ever heard of. Can you point me to a
link to someone who sells such stuff?
Why? Do you want some?
I knew you didn't have a link.
Every man's semen is white, unless they have some sort of venereal
disease, and then it might turn yellow. But it never turns black. I
defy you to show me one example where it has.
How DARE you defy me - heathen!
I will defy you with every word I type.
Lots of things can discolor spooge. Some men get blood in theirs and
there's all kinds of infections besides veneral disease that can do it.
Maybe you can't discern black spooge if you can't see no aura's. That's
your limitation - not mine.
Ah, so you're talking about your hallucinations. I see.
I will when you stop lying.
I don't never lie as it is. When will YOU get circumcised?
You constantly lie.
You think so, eh?
I KNOW so - and I notice you avoided the question. Do you rim?
I already answered that question once. If you don't want to believe it,
that's your problem. I know how much trouble you fundies have with truth
and facts.
I'm still a praying for queers that still can be saved - Which sure
ain't you -
Reverend Mother Fucker
With an F as in False Fables!
The Lord's Tasty Little Lamb Chop
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Lurlean Lie #3:
Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you do.
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