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"Mel the Defiler" |
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08 Jan 2004 08:45:27 AM |
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Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:448b3ea2f7cb7338b239305c77a0079e@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely not!!!??
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
08 Jan 2004 09:46:22 PM |
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Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:448b3ea2f7cb7338b239305c77a0079e@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
09 Jan 2004 02:02:23 AM |
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On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:46:22 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <9a3af8ee5e0721571ea8a7f181ad9aee@news.1usenet.com>:
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:448b3ea2f7cb7338b239305c77a0079e@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
ya really need to get Americans to pass some kind of intelligence test
before you allow them out of the country, though.
This past Monday (Jan 05) I was in a bank to deposit some cash into my
account and there happened to be two American tourists in their early 50s
ahead of me in the queue to deposit a cheque into some account, theirs or a
third parties, I couldn't discern.
Anyway the teller passed their deposit slip back to them and said that they
needed to fill in a "deposit reference". they were completely stumped.
didn't have the first clue what they should put there. the woman protested
that some "girly, across the way" from the same bank filled in the deposit
slip on their behalf and if she didn't fill that in, they certainly didn't
know what to put there. and back and forth it went. one teller window
blocked for 5 minutes and finally they had to leave because the thing just
wasn't getting resolved. they went out, loudly complaining about our
democracy, for some strange reason.
('democracy' is a favourite word with American tourists, no matter what
subject they are discussing. decoding a bit, I believe that American
tourists freely substitute the word 'democracy' for 'country' . it's not a
lovely 'country' you have here, it's what a wonderful 'democracy' you have.
In connection, with Zimbabwe, I'm sure a gushing couple of Americans might
utter that it was such an amazing dictatorship they visited. stunning views
of dictators, simply takes yer breath away!)
a short while later I happened to be served by the same teller who processed
my cash deposit without a hitch or query. of course my deposit reference was
filled out. it contained my name, written in block letters.
yes, it's incredibly difficult to use banks in South Africa. Ya need to have
some intelligence. it's mandatory.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
09 Jan 2004 05:13:21 AM |
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"Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote in message
news:8dmsvvgltuh5p4524tdrtgkif0nk9r9bsi@4ax.com...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:46:22 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <9a3af8ee5e0721571ea8a7f181ad9aee@news.1usenet.com>:
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:448b3ea2f7cb7338b239305c77a0079e@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely
not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
ya really need to get Americans to pass some kind of intelligence test
before you allow them out of the country, though.
This past Monday (Jan 05) I was in a bank to deposit some cash into my
account and there happened to be two American tourists in their early 50s
ahead of me in the queue to deposit a cheque into some account, theirs or
a
third parties, I couldn't discern.
Anyway the teller passed their deposit slip back to them and said that
they
needed to fill in a "deposit reference". they were completely stumped.
didn't have the first clue what they should put there. the woman protested
that some "girly, across the way" from the same bank filled in the deposit
slip on their behalf and if she didn't fill that in, they certainly didn't
know what to put there. and back and forth it went. one teller window
blocked for 5 minutes and finally they had to leave because the thing just
wasn't getting resolved. they went out, loudly complaining about our
democracy, for some strange reason.
Maybe they fucked up and meant bureaucracy
('democracy' is a favourite word with American tourists, no matter what
subject they are discussing. decoding a bit, I believe that American
tourists freely substitute the word 'democracy' for 'country' . it's not a
lovely 'country' you have here, it's what a wonderful 'democracy' you
have.
In connection, with Zimbabwe, I'm sure a gushing couple of Americans might
utter that it was such an amazing dictatorship they visited. stunning
views
of dictators, simply takes yer breath away!)
a short while later I happened to be served by the same teller who
processed
my cash deposit without a hitch or query. of course my deposit reference
was
filled out. it contained my name, written in block letters.
yes, it's incredibly difficult to use banks in South Africa. Ya need to
have
some intelligence. it's mandatory.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
09 Jan 2004 08:05:35 AM |
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On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 21:13:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
wrote in message <btm2ci$8ep$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:46:22 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely
not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
ya really need to get Americans to pass some kind of intelligence test
before you allow them out of the country, though.
This past Monday (Jan 05) I was in a bank to deposit some cash into my
account and there happened to be two American tourists in their early 50s
ahead of me in the queue to deposit a cheque into some account, theirs or
a third parties, I couldn't discern.
Anyway the teller passed their deposit slip back to them and said that
they needed to fill in a "deposit reference". they were completely stumped.
didn't have the first clue what they should put there. the woman protested
that some "girly, across the way" from the same bank filled in the deposit
slip on their behalf and if she didn't fill that in, they certainly didn't
know what to put there. and back and forth it went. one teller window
blocked for 5 minutes and finally they had to leave because the thing just
wasn't getting resolved. they went out, loudly complaining about our
democracy, for some strange reason.
Maybe they fucked up and meant bureaucracy
not the first time I've heard Americans moaning about democracy.
***** DEMOCRACY.
I don't know what makes Americans so hung up on democracy.
in 10 000 years time, it will not exist.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
10 Jan 2004 06:27:54 AM |
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"Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote in message
news:f8btvvomj60bfe01hcbdi1npik478kamgv@4ax.com...
On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 21:13:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
wrote in message <btm2ci$8ep$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:46:22 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely
not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
ya really need to get Americans to pass some kind of intelligence test
before you allow them out of the country, though.
This past Monday (Jan 05) I was in a bank to deposit some cash into my
account and there happened to be two American tourists in their early
50s
ahead of me in the queue to deposit a cheque into some account, theirs
or
a third parties, I couldn't discern.
Anyway the teller passed their deposit slip back to them and said that
they needed to fill in a "deposit reference". they were completely
stumped.
didn't have the first clue what they should put there. the woman
protested
that some "girly, across the way" from the same bank filled in the
deposit
slip on their behalf and if she didn't fill that in, they certainly
didn't
know what to put there. and back and forth it went. one teller window
blocked for 5 minutes and finally they had to leave because the thing
just
wasn't getting resolved. they went out, loudly complaining about our
democracy, for some strange reason.
Maybe they fucked up and meant bureaucracy
not the first time I've heard Americans moaning about democracy.
***** DEMOCRACY.
I don't know what makes Americans so hung up on democracy.
in 10 000 years time, it will not exist.
They like to pretend that it matters what the unwashed masses want <wrinkles
nose>
HTH.
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Polly
Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
09 Jan 2004 10:31:30 PM |
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Fri, 09 Jan 2004 10:02:23 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:46:22 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <9a3af8ee5e0721571ea8a7f181ad9aee@news.1usenet.com>:
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:448b3ea2f7cb7338b239305c77a0079e@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
ya really need to get Americans to pass some kind of intelligence test
before you allow them out of the country, though.
This past Monday (Jan 05) I was in a bank to deposit some cash into my
account and there happened to be two American tourists in their early 50s
ahead of me in the queue to deposit a cheque into some account, theirs or a
third parties, I couldn't discern.
Anyway the teller passed their deposit slip back to them and said that they
needed to fill in a "deposit reference". they were completely stumped.
didn't have the first clue what they should put there. the woman protested
that some "girly, across the way" from the same bank filled in the deposit
slip on their behalf and if she didn't fill that in, they certainly didn't
know what to put there. and back and forth it went. one teller window
blocked for 5 minutes and finally they had to leave because the thing just
wasn't getting resolved. they went out, loudly complaining about our
democracy, for some strange reason.
('democracy' is a favourite word with American tourists, no matter what
subject they are discussing. decoding a bit, I believe that American
tourists freely substitute the word 'democracy' for 'country' . it's not a
lovely 'country' you have here, it's what a wonderful 'democracy' you have.
In connection, with Zimbabwe, I'm sure a gushing couple of Americans might
utter that it was such an amazing dictatorship they visited. stunning views
of dictators, simply takes yer breath away!)
a short while later I happened to be served by the same teller who processed
my cash deposit without a hitch or query. of course my deposit reference was
filled out. it contained my name, written in block letters.
yes, it's incredibly difficult to use banks in South Africa. Ya need to have
some intelligence. it's mandatory.
Here, they say NAME where you're supposed pygthur put your name.
We don't expect foreigners pygthur decipher arcane local terms.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
10 Jan 2004 02:16:28 AM |
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On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 04:31:30 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <3241647cfe03bc47e66e6eea2139a233@news.1usenet.com>:
Fri, 09 Jan 2004 10:02:23 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:46:22 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <9a3af8ee5e0721571ea8a7f181ad9aee@news.1usenet.com>:
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:45:27 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:448b3ea2f7cb7338b239305c77a0079e@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 7 Jan 2004 12:19:24 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
I see you've learnt french cooking.
French cooking is waiting until the meat starts to turn.
Then you make a bunch of sauce to hide the rotting meat flavour.
Put an exorbant price on it and have people come in and think it's
fine cuisine.
Y'also gotta eat it sitting next to an obnoxious ***** who
hasn't washed the stench off since the day he was born.
You don't have to eat sitting next to an American tourist, surely not!!!??
We're only the scourge of the earth. They're _french_, fer
chrissakes!
ya really need to get Americans to pass some kind of intelligence test
before you allow them out of the country, though.
This past Monday (Jan 05) I was in a bank to deposit some cash into my
account and there happened to be two American tourists in their early 50s
ahead of me in the queue to deposit a cheque into some account, theirs or a
third parties, I couldn't discern.
Anyway the teller passed their deposit slip back to them and said that they
needed to fill in a "deposit reference". they were completely stumped.
didn't have the first clue what they should put there. the woman protested
that some "girly, across the way" from the same bank filled in the deposit
slip on their behalf and if she didn't fill that in, they certainly didn't
know what to put there. and back and forth it went. one teller window
blocked for 5 minutes and finally they had to leave because the thing just
wasn't getting resolved. they went out, loudly complaining about our
democracy, for some strange reason.
('democracy' is a favourite word with American tourists, no matter what
subject they are discussing. decoding a bit, I believe that American
tourists freely substitute the word 'democracy' for 'country' . it's not a
lovely 'country' you have here, it's what a wonderful 'democracy' you have.
In connection, with Zimbabwe, I'm sure a gushing couple of Americans might
utter that it was such an amazing dictatorship they visited. stunning views
of dictators, simply takes yer breath away!)
a short while later I happened to be served by the same teller who processed
my cash deposit without a hitch or query. of course my deposit reference was
filled out. it contained my name, written in block letters.
yes, it's incredibly difficult to use banks in South Africa. Ya need to have
some intelligence. it's mandatory.
Here, they say NAME where you're supposed pygthur put your name.
We don't expect foreigners pygthur decipher arcane local terms.
we got a place for NAME too. a deposit reference could be anything - an
account number, your name, whatever. it appears on the statement of the
account for the benefit of the account holder to know what the deposit was
for.
it's pretty logical and straightforward. but I've noticed that American
tourists enjoy making big public scenes when they have a problem.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
10 Jan 2004 10:13:32 PM |
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Sat, 10 Jan 2004 10:16:28 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 04:31:30 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <3241647cfe03bc47e66e6eea2139a233@news.1usenet.com>:
Here, they say NAME where you're supposed pygthur put your name.
We don't expect foreigners pygthur decipher arcane local terms.
we got a place for NAME too. a deposit reference could be anything - an
account number, your name, whatever. it appears on the statement of the
account for the benefit of the account holder to know what the deposit was
for.
it's pretty logical and straightforward. but I've noticed that American
tourists enjoy making big public scenes when they have a problem.
Oh. Here, they say MEMO: where you're supposed pygthur put a
memorandum. We don't expect foreigners pygthur decipher arcane
local terms.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
11 Jan 2004 01:07:23 AM |
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On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 04:13:32 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <52da7bbc88dfd0a23d1094e28a42fb66@news.1usenet.com>:
Sat, 10 Jan 2004 10:16:28 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel the Defiler" <true.king@of.atj.com> wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 04:31:30 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Here, they say NAME where you're supposed pygthur put your name.
We don't expect foreigners pygthur decipher arcane local terms.
we got a place for NAME too. a deposit reference could be anything - an
account number, your name, whatever. it appears on the statement of the
account for the benefit of the account holder to know what the deposit was
for.
it's pretty logical and straightforward. but I've noticed that American
tourists enjoy making big public scenes when they have a problem.
Oh. Here, they say MEMO: where you're supposed pygthur put a
memorandum. We don't expect foreigners pygthur decipher arcane
local terms.
a MEMO to South Africans is a piece of inter-office communication written on
a form. they'd be inclined to write an essay.
for some reason, some South Africans pronounce it MEE-MO instead of MEM-OH.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
09 Jan 2004 02:51:51 AM |
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without a thought for posterity Mel the Defiler plundered three dragon
hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
yes, it's incredibly difficult to use banks in South Africa. Ya need to have
some intelligence. it's mandatory.
So you keep your cash in your mattress, eh, troll?
Ærchie
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: EVICTION NOTICE: Kashia |
09 Jan 2004 06:47:44 AM |
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without a thought for posterity Mel the Defiler plundered three dragon
hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
you didn't like my banking story?
but I bet you have so banking stories to tell, hey babes?
??????? Illiterate fucking *****
thJrEElkfyB7RzJe9pztihBfeLYre
Yep - I agree
Ærchie
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