satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote:

On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 18:33:00 +0000, Lina Morgan
<yajairasmom979@netscape.net> wrote:

Tiffani <bearded@clambake.*****> wrote:

Yes, women masturbate too! Men just may not know it when they hear
women discussing it because they use different terms. Like these:

You should be whipped for posting filth like this. There are children
who read these groups and they don't need more people teaching them
filth. The schools already do that with their liberal agenda.

I missed the original, thanks for reposting.

Go to confession, you filthy scumbag.

3 point shot
accordion solo
airing the orchid
amatripsis
applying lip gloss
audition the finger puppets
basting the meat
basting the tuna
be your own best friend
beat the beaver
beating about the bush
beating around the bush
beating the bush
best orgasm you'll ever get, the
bisecting the triangle
blooming
bouncing the bearded clam
brushing the beaver
buff the beaver
buff the weasel
buffing the box
buffing the jewel
bury the knuckle
butter schlopping
butter the bead
butter the muffin
butter the potato
butting the bead
buttonhole
buzz
buzzing
buzzing the honey hole
buying an E-Ticket
candlesticking
caress oneself
caressing the kitty
catch a buzz
checking the foxhole
checking the oil
checking the status of the I/O port
churning the cream
circling the knoll
clam bake for one
clam twiddling jamboree
clap the *****
clap with one hand
cleaning my fur coat
cleaning the fish
cleaning your fingers
***** bliss
***** fix
***** twit
clitorize
clubbing the taco
combing the brush
cook cucumbers
cook the clam
cook your nookie
countering cunts
creaming the pie
crossing the Great Divide
crossing the middle and index fingers
crossing the swamp
*****-cuddling
dactylate
damming the beaver
deep dishing
dialing 'O' on the (little) pink telephone
dialing the pink phone
dialing the rotary phone
dickless ***** dance
diddle
diddling
diddling Miss Daisy
digging a trench
digging for change
digging for clams
digging for your keys
digging into the trenches
digging the goldmine of love
digit disco
digital special effects
digitate
digitize
digitizing
***** doodling
dip the digit(s)
do a one-finger exercise
do handiwork
do-it-yourself
do the bowling hold
doing laps
doing something for my chapped lips
doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba
doing one's nails
douse the digits
dousing the digits
drilling for oil
drooling
drown the man in the boat
dunk the doughnut
dunking the beaver
dusting the endtable
engaging in safe sex
enjoying a little southern comfort
enjoying yourself
entering no man's land
entering the ring of fire
erase the problem
erasing the problem
explore Carlsbad Caverns
exploring the Deep South
express a secret vice
fan the fur
fanning the fur
fanning the furnace
fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little finger)
feed the bearded clam
feed the beaver
feed the cat
feed the fish
feeding the bearded clam
feeding the other mouth
feeding the slot
feel the fur
female finger fun
fiddle the bean
finger(-job)
finger blast
finger blasting
finger dancing
finger flick
finger fondue
finger *****
finger fun
finger painting
finger pie
fingerbating
fingerdoodling
fingering the *****
fingering the fountain
fingering the skin harp
flick the bean
flicking the minnow
flicking the switch
flip the flaps
flipping through the pages
flit the *****
flossing the cat
fluff the muff
fly automatic
fly manually
flying manual (with hands)
flying on automatic (with vibrator)
four-lip whistling
fret the fiddle-strings
Friday night lip service
frig
frigging
frosting the muffin of love
fucking without complications
furry finger *****
furry fun
fuzzy fun
gagging the clam
gagging the lips of love
genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion
gentle the genitalia
get a date with Slick Mittens
get a fat lip
get a lube job
get a stinky pinky
get to know yourself
getting a stain out of my carpet
getting to know yourself
getting to know yourself personally in the biblical sense
give oneself the finger
giving yourself the finger
glazing a candied yam
go blind
going for the gooey duct
going mining
going on a finger ride
going to the well
grab the goatee
grabbing the gibbon
grease the *****
grease the gash
greasing the skillet
greasing your hips
grissle rub
groping the grotto
gusset typing
harp playing
having sex with someone you love
having some clam dip
hee-haw with the wrinkled mee-maw
hiking the Grand Canyon
hit the slit
hitchhiking south
hold a bowling ball
hoodwink
hooking the fish
hose the hole
hula-hooping
hump the bump
impeaching (the) bush
in the hand cream
invoking Venus
itching the ditch
jazz oneself
jerking the merkin
jill off
jilling off
Jocelyn eldering
jollification
joyce off
juice it up
juicing the clam
jump start the river
killing 45 seconds
killing off
Lady Fingers and Cream
launching a class probe
leave it to beaver
leglock the pillow
let the fingers do the walking
levy break limbo
lip smacking
little southern romance
loob the goob
look in the mirror
looking for uboats
looking for Waldo & his dog
loving thy self
make bumps
make butter
make the tide come in
make waves (for the boy-in-the-boat)
making a finger sandwich
making five fingers
making soup
making the kitty purr
making the oysters smile
man overboard
maritate
ménage à moi
merry widow waltz
mistressbate
moving the stone
muff buffing
muff ruffing
muffing buffing
navel maneuvers
non-penile pleasure pursuit
nulling the void
nuzzle the fuzz
on the waterslide
one hand clapping
one handed clapping
paddling the pink canoe
Palmolive finger dip
pampering the *****
parting the petals
parting the red sea
parting the waters
pause that refreshes, the
pearl diving
pearl fishing
performing a pearl jam
performing for Mr. Swaggart
perling the oyster
pet the petunia
pet the poodle
pet the ***** (cat)
petal pushing
petting Kitty
petting Snoopy
petting the bunny
petting the kitty
petting the *****
piddly diddler
pitching in the bush leagues
play stink-anger
play stinky-pinky
play the clitar
play the fiddle
play the silent trumbone
playing with the pineapple
playing piano
playing solitare
playing the beaver
playing the silent trombone
playing the slots
playing the squeezebox
playing with the man in the boat
plumbing the bottomless pit of passion
poke the *****
poking porky
poking the pie
poking the pucker
polishing the little pink pearl
polishing the nugget
polishing the peanut
polishing the pearl
polishing the wedding ring
pound the mound
practising
praising the orchid
preheating the oven
pressing the pleats
priming the hymen
producing ***** moans
pumping the kooter
punt the *****
pushing the button
***** poking
***** soccer
read Braille
reading in Braille
rheomism
rheononia
ride sidesaddle
ride the curl
ride the tubespout
ride the tubsput
riding the clitoris-saurus
riding the unicycle
riding the waterslide
riding the wild hand
ring for the maid
ringing southern bells
rocking the little man in the boat
rolling the dough
rolling the mink
romancing the rose
romancing thy own
row the little man in the boat
rub-a-dub
rub
rub it off
rub off
rub one's...
rub oneself
rub your cooze 'til you ooze
rubbin nubbin
rubbing one off
rubbing the donut
rubbing the love nubbin
rubbing the nub
rubbing the nubbin
rubbing the red pussycat
rubbing the rhubarb
rubbing the ruby
ruff the muff
scoring the hoop
scratch the crack
scratch the patch
scratch the snatch
scratching the itch
scratching the snatch patch
scrub the cake pan
scrubbing the barrel
scuff the muff
scuffing the muff
search for Spock
see if the baby's home
setting the oysters
shelling the bean
shelling the oyster
Sherman
Sherman tank
shooting hoops
shooting the cat
shooting the rapids
shuffling the Kit-Kat
skimming the cream
slam dunking
slam the clam
slapping the gap
slapping the little man in the canoe
slapping the mackerel
slick abuse
smacking the clam
snatching
soaking in Palmolive
soaking the whisker biscuit
solo sex
southern comfort
southern pleasures
southern romance
southern seduction
spanking Lucy
speed-bagging the bean
spelunking
split the slit
spreading the petals
squeeze the peach
stiffening the upper lip
stink-anger (-finger)
stinky pinky
stir the cauldron
stir the yogurt
stirring the yogurt
stirring it up
stroke the slit
stroking and poking
stoking the furnace
stroking the newt
stroking the snail
strumming
strumming the Big Open
strumming the banjo
stuff the taco
stump-jump
surf the wet
surfing at Finger Beach
surfing the channel
sushi party
swat the twat
sweet slide, the
syntribadism
syntribate
take a finger ride
taking a dip
taking a trip south
taking care of business
TCB
teasing the kitty
testing the plumbing
teasing the taco
teasing the tuna
thumb the button
tickle the crack
tickle the ditty
tickle the mustache
tickle the taco
tickle torture
tickle your fancy
tickling her fancy
tickling the clown
tickling the little man in the boat
tip the middle finger
tiptoe through the twolips
toggling the bit
tossing pink salad
touch oneself
touch typing
touch up
touching up
trail blazing in the bush
traveling past the Mason-Dixon Line
treating yourself right
trolling the bermuda triangle
TT
twatty wank
tweak the twig
tweaking the little man in the boat
twenty twenty
twiddling the bean
twirling the pearl
twit the *****
two fingered (taco) tango
unbuttoning the fur coat
unclogging the drain
virgin's release
visit Father Fingers
visiting Niagra Falls
visiting the safety deposit box
wake the butterfly
walk through the valley of love
wank
wash your fingers
washing the fingers
waste time
watching the butterfly smile
water the hot spot
wax the bean
wax the saddle
wet the whistle
whipping the cat
whipping the nest
wild ride, the
womanipulation
working in the garden
worshiping the finger princess
yawning
See also:
rheomism
rheononia