In alt.christnet.prayer Whosoever barfed up...
Recently my wife and I performed a special act of faith in financial giving
to God's Kingdom through the office of our local church. We gave far beyond
our normal level and we did it in faith because we need a breakthrough in
that area of life.
If you'd given your fucking money away you wouldn't be in this situation
in the first place. And now you want your god to get you out of this
mess?
Ever since then, opposition to our hope for a harvest has increased
dramatically. My investments are floundering, my wife and I are both in a
strike situation at our jobs. Money has gotten very tight and we are having
a tough time of it.
I expected this because the enemy will try and thwart a spiritual endeavour.
But I need prayer, man I need prayer.
whosoever
"Wahh! I'm a self-centered ***** who has made a complete mess of my
investments and I need Jesus to bail my lazy ***** out of this jam. Boo-
Hoo! You owe me one, God! I gave you some cash now I'm calling in what's
owed me! Look here, Jesus, I'm first in line with my prayer hand out!
Ignore the prayers of the homeless & poverty stricken who only pray for
a bowl of soup. Those scum certainly haven't "performed a special act of
faith in financial giving to God's Kingdom"...so move them to the back
of the line! I held up my end of the deal, God. Now it's time for you to
make me wealthy!"
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~ St. Jackanapes -
Bearer of The One True Liver
- http://www.jackanapes.ws -
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