On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 23:50:18 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<horgm1tpmmf9f6u24et8i8ff189mao0ucv@4ax.com>:
I was listening to satellite radio in the car today and some
interesting Texas news was announced. It seems this Texan would
collect his feces, microwave them until dry,
much better to sun dry them.
you spread sheets of newspaper outside and you ***** directly onto them.
if you have a dog, keep it away or it will eat the faeces (note correct
spelling).
and then grate them into almost a powder with a grater.
when they are bone dry - which takes 24 to 48 hours, pick them up with
gloves.
place them in a liquidiser (blender), that you use for no other purpose.
He then took the dried grated feces to
his local store and sprinkled them over the fresh baked goods.
add some of the faecal powder to chocolate cake mix.
invite your friends over for tea!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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