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"Cary Kittrell" |
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30 Jul 2007 11:39:59 AM |
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Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
-- cary
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| User: "Ted J L" |
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| Title: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
30 Jul 2007 10:14:36 PM |
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In article <f8l48v$hqk$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>, says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
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"Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."
2 Timothy 3:12
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
31 Jul 2007 12:23:41 AM |
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"Ted J L" <publicmien@yahoo.com.INV> wrote in message
news:wOxri.36952$G23.31700@newsreading01.news.tds.net...
In article <f8l48v$hqk$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>,
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicmien@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with
distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of
God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
So much for free will, eh?
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| User: "JTEM" |
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31 Jul 2007 03:17:41 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:
So much for free will, eh?
A lot you know...
The bible is 100% accurate & stuff. The earth is
only 6,000 years old. NASA proved it. They ran
this computer program, see, and they found out
that a day was missing from the earth's history.
And then, um, and then they read the bible and
found out that Moses lengthened the day & stuff,
so the Israelites could fight. And then this other
time, God made the sun go backwards for
Hezekiah. When NASA put these facts into their
program they discovered that the bible was 100%
right and science is wrong.
IT'S TRUE!
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| User: "James Powell" |
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31 Jul 2007 04:38:22 PM |
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"Ted J L" <publicmien@yahoo.com.INV> wrote in message
news:wOxri.36952$G23.31700@newsreading01.news.tds.net...
In article <f8l48v$hqk$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>,
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicmien@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with
distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of
God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
Then you should not be amazed. After all, it was foretold.
Now go peddle your nonsense somewhere it might be appreciated. If you want
to stay, try answering the rebuttal to the flood theory posted above.
James Powell
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
31 Jul 2007 12:17:44 PM |
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In article <wOxri.36952$G23.31700@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
In article <f8l48v$hqk$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>, says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
Well, that's just sort of the way I am. I haven't been too good on
accepting the truth of Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Sun Myung Moon,
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Claude Vorlihon, the Upanishads, or the
Dao De Jing either.
What do you think I should do about this chronic lack of
suggestability I seem to be plagued with?
-- cary
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| User: "" |
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31 Jul 2007 05:42:55 PM |
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On Jul 30, 11:14 pm, (Ted J L) wrote:
In article <f8l48v$hq...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>, says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27...@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
No, what's truly amazing is how many of you ignorant wretches still
believe that nonsense actually happened, in spite of the last 150
years of research and discovery.
http://tinyurl.com/2vhs39
http://tinyurl.com/2kg43d
http://tinyurl.com/3ay5hm
http://tinyurl.com/2wskdr
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
See, even your ancient scribes *knew* that without your ignorance,
they'd have to go out and dirty their hands doing REAL work.
"Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."
2 Timothy 3:12-
Oh, please. Are your churches burning? Are your children being sent to
re-education camps? Hardly. The only thing happening in the US right
now is that all of us who don't believe that crap are tired of keeping
quiet about it. Especially in light of the fact that the current bunch
of liars and lunatics in DC use more religious rhetoric in their
moronic statments than any US Gov't in living memory.
I'll make a deal with you. All you Christian Crybabies go back to your
little tax-free torture temples, get your insipid Bronze Age mythology
OUT of my government's laws, and I'll never "persecute" you again.
That's right. Keep your damn redneck bigot mouths shut about "unborn
babies", "the gay agenda", and "suffering is good for the soul". Take
that stupid "Ten Commandments" you stole from the older religions out
of my courthouse. You clowns never heard the phrase "live and let
live"? If not, it's far past time for those of us who are modern
humans to damn well *teach* it to you.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Aug 2007 10:46:09 AM |
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Nominated portion:
<panamfloyd@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185921775.089231.286550@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
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Oh, please. Are your churches burning? Are your children being sent to
re-education camps? Hardly. The only thing happening in the US right
now is that all of us who don't believe that crap are tired of keeping
quiet about it. Especially in light of the fact that the current bunch
of liars and lunatics in DC use more religious rhetoric in their
moronic statments than any US Gov't in living memory.
I'll make a deal with you. All you Christian Crybabies go back to your
little tax-free torture temples, get your insipid Bronze Age mythology
OUT of my government's laws, and I'll never "persecute" you again.
That's right. Keep your damn redneck bigot mouths shut about "unborn
babies", "the gay agenda", and "suffering is good for the soul". Take
that stupid "Ten Commandments" you stole from the older religions out
of my courthouse. You clowns never heard the phrase "live and let
live"? If not, it's far past time for those of us who are modern
humans to damn well *teach* it to you.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
Seconds?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "George Ricker" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
01 Aug 2007 12:42:48 PM |
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In article <5hbo48F3jlr88U1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Nominated portion:
<panamfloyd@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185921775.089231.286550@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
snip
Oh, please. Are your churches burning? Are your children being sent to
re-education camps? Hardly. The only thing happening in the US right
now is that all of us who don't believe that crap are tired of keeping
quiet about it. Especially in light of the fact that the current bunch
of liars and lunatics in DC use more religious rhetoric in their
moronic statments than any US Gov't in living memory.
I'll make a deal with you. All you Christian Crybabies go back to your
little tax-free torture temples, get your insipid Bronze Age mythology
OUT of my government's laws, and I'll never "persecute" you again.
That's right. Keep your damn redneck bigot mouths shut about "unborn
babies", "the gay agenda", and "suffering is good for the soul". Take
that stupid "Ten Commandments" you stole from the older religions out
of my courthouse. You clowns never heard the phrase "live and let
live"? If not, it's far past time for those of us who are modern
humans to damn well *teach* it to you.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
Seconds?
Seconded.
--
George Ricker
"Godless in America" by George Ricker is now available at
online book sellers, like amazon.com, and most book retailers.
Go to http://www.godlessinamerica.com for more information.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
05 Aug 2007 08:11:03 AM |
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George Ricker wrote:
In article <5hbo48F3jlr88U1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
Nominated portion:
<panamfloyd@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185921775.089231.286550@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
snip
Oh, please. Are your churches burning? Are your children being sent to
re-education camps? Hardly. The only thing happening in the US right
now is that all of us who don't believe that crap are tired of keeping
quiet about it. Especially in light of the fact that the current bunch
of liars and lunatics in DC use more religious rhetoric in their
moronic statments than any US Gov't in living memory.
I'll make a deal with you. All you Christian Crybabies go back to your
little tax-free torture temples, get your insipid Bronze Age mythology
OUT of my government's laws, and I'll never "persecute" you again.
That's right. Keep your damn redneck bigot mouths shut about "unborn
babies", "the gay agenda", and "suffering is good for the soul". Take
that stupid "Ten Commandments" you stole from the older religions out
of my courthouse. You clowns never heard the phrase "live and let
live"? If not, it's far past time for those of us who are modern
humans to damn well *teach* it to you.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
Seconds?
Seconded.
Recorded
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
02 Aug 2007 12:19:31 AM |
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Robibnikoff:
Seconds?
Theist's honorary second here :)
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Olrik" |
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30 Jul 2007 10:28:06 PM |
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On Jul 30, 11:14 pm, (Ted J L) wrote:
In article <f8l48v$hq...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>, says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27...@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
That's because it's religion 101. A preemptive strike, if you will
(see your sig).
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
More reason to treat xianity (or any other religions, for that matter)
as a colossal catastrophe.
Olrik
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"Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."
2 Timothy 3:12
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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31 Jul 2007 05:11:10 PM |
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On Jul 30, 8:14 pm, (Ted J L) wrote:
In article <f8l48v$hq...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>, says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27...@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of God
is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
How about the prophesy that Jesus would return within his disciples
lifetimes? *That* one sure failed miserably.
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
That's not a prophesy, moron, that's a platitude.
"Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."
2 Timothy 3:12
Nobody is persecuting you. If you want real persecution, try being an
atheist in 21st century America.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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01 Aug 2007 07:37:04 AM |
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On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:14:36 +0000, Ted J L wrote:
In article <f8l48v$hqk$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>,
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu says...
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicmien@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists, the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary
ages, with distinctive life forms in each age, as evolutionists
allege, but of just one age, that of the great flood. No wonder, then,
that practically all living organisms are represented in the rocks of
the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain point, no
vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And after that, fish,
but no land animals. And then, moving up, we see amphibians, and then
reptiles, but no birds? And then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but
only for a while, and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the
geologic column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of
God is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
"For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will
bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."[1COR 1:19]
Yeah, it's called the fallacy of poisoning the well.
<snork>
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards,
witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling
from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that *we* are the
ones that need help?" - Jon Stoll
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| User: "bowman" |
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30 Jul 2007 11:24:51 PM |
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Ted J L wrote:
What's truly amazing is how such an unwillingness to accept the truth of
God is clearly prophesied in the Holy Bible:
"No, it was to shame the wise that God chose what is foolish by human
reckoning , and to shame the strong that he chose what is weak by human
reckoning"
1 Corinthians 1:27
"And when the lambs whisper among themselves, "These birds of prey are evil,
and does that not give us the right to say that whatever is opposite of a
bird of prey must be good?" there is nothing intrinsically wrong with such
an argument -- though the birds of prey will look somewhat quizzically and
say, "We have nothing against these good lambs; in fact, we love them;
nothing tastes better than a tender lamb"
The Genealogy of Morals 1:13
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Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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30 Jul 2007 11:51:15 AM |
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:39:59 +0000 (UTC), in alt.atheism ,
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell) in
<f8l48v$hqk$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu> wrote:
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net> (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth creationists,
the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary ages, with distinctive
life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege, but of just one age,
that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that practically all living
organisms are represented in the rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain
point, no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And
after that, fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up,
we see amphibians, and then reptiles, but no birds? And
then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but only for a while,
and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the geologic
column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
What is also amazing is that these ages were noticed and investigated
before Darwin set sail. Creationism dies with that and with the
recognition of the existence of Ice Ages. Darwin/evolution did not
replace young Earth creationism, that was already gone, it filled the
vacuum left by their disappearance.
--
Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Fossil Record: Just One Age |
30 Jul 2007 01:20:28 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:39:59 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27393@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicmien@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists, the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary
ages, with distinctive life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege,
but of just one age, that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that
practically all living organisms are represented in the rocks of the
geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain point, no
vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And after that, fish,
but no land animals. And then, moving up, we see amphibians, and then
reptiles, but no birds? And then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but
only for a while, and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the
geologic column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
Very meticulous in the way it sorted things...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours."
- Dr. House
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| User: "Michael Price" |
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01 Aug 2007 02:10:33 AM |
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On Jul 31, 4:20 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:39:59 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27...@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicm...@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists, the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary
ages, with distinctive life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege,
but of just one age, that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that
practically all living organisms are represented in the rocks of the
geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain point, no
vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And after that, fish,
but no land animals. And then, moving up, we see amphibians, and then
reptiles, but no birds? And then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but
only for a while, and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the
geologic column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
Very meticulous in the way it sorted things...
Well obviously there are no really heavy vertibrates, and no
slightly
less heavy fish and no slightly less heavy than that really amphibians
etc.
The dinosaus had for some reason remarkably consistent buoyancy
and therefore sunk at the same time as the sediments settled. It's
all quite simple once you adopt the proper attitude to interesting
questions.
--
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01 Aug 2007 11:24:27 AM |
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In article <1185952233.536519.173070@m37g2000prh.googlegroups.com> Michael Price <nini_pad@yahoo.com> writes:
On Jul 31, 4:20 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:39:59 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27...@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicm...@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists, the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary
ages, with distinctive life forms in each age, as evolutionists allege,
but of just one age, that of the great flood. No wonder, then, that
practically all living organisms are represented in the rocks of the
geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain point, no
vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And after that, fish,
but no land animals. And then, moving up, we see amphibians, and then
reptiles, but no birds? And then dinosaurs, lots of dinosaurs -- but
only for a while, and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs anyhwere in the
geologic column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
Very meticulous in the way it sorted things...
Well obviously there are no really heavy vertibrates, and no
slightly
less heavy fish and no slightly less heavy than that really amphibians
etc.
The dinosaus had for some reason remarkably consistent buoyancy
and therefore sunk at the same time as the sediments settled. It's
all quite simple once you adopt the proper attitude to interesting
questions.
Well, it's simple really if you merely visualize the "flood
column" as being like one of those Galileo's thermometers.
You know, those liquid-filled thingies containing little
balls filled with liquids of slightly differing densities,
which float or sink depending on the ambient temperature?
So: you got yer flood column, with really light
thingies, like mastadons, floating on top, and yer
mid-range critters, like donosaurs, floating near the
middle, and really dense things, like Carboniferous
dragonflies and ferns sinking to the bottom like
the Wall Street Journal's future credibility.
-- cary
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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01 Aug 2007 07:36:01 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:10:33 -0700, Michael Price wrote:
On Jul 31, 4:20 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:39:59 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <rA7ri.36902$G23.27...@newsreading01.news.tds.net>
publicm...@yahoo.com.INV (Ted J L) writes:
"...In actuality, as documented in many books by young-earth
creationists, the fossil record is not a record of long evolutionary
ages, with distinctive life forms in each age, as evolutionists
allege, but of just one age, that of the great flood. No wonder,
then, that practically all living organisms are represented in the
rocks of the geologic column.
And isn't it just the most amazing thing that up til a certain point,
no vertebrates are seen in this "geologic column". And after that,
fish, but no land animals. And then, moving up, we see amphibians,
and then reptiles, but no birds? And then dinosaurs, lots of
dinosaurs -- but only for a while, and then <POOF!> no more dinosaurs
anyhwere in the geologic column. Und so weiter?
Quite an amazing flood, that one.
Very meticulous in the way it sorted things...
Well obviously there are no really heavy vertibrates, and no
slightly
less heavy fish and no slightly less heavy than that really amphibians
etc.
The dinosaus had for some reason remarkably consistent buoyancy and
therefore sunk at the same time as the sediments settled. It's all
quite simple once you adopt the proper attitude to interesting
questions.
It all makes so much sense!
(After you hit your head with a brick enough times)
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"What the hell is an aluminum Falcon?"
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