Mel wrote:

On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:07:52 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<3kk32aFunqh7U1@individual.net>:

Douglas D. Anderson wrote:

Who were the pioneers and colonists who settled the New World, but
only the strongest, most courageous, talented and able-bodied? And
what did that leave behind in the Old World?

A lot of people who were very relieved that those intolerant,
narrow-minded Puritan dinks had finally left.

Who you callin' narra' mindid there, pardner? You can't be from
around here, an' come to think of it, din't Ah see you on one a' them
degenerate TV shows about dark skinned people that talk funny?

Muffy, darling, there seems to be a disreputable street person on the
front
porch getting rather vocal about something or other - be a dear and have
the
butler give him a dollar and escort him off the premises, will you? I've
got to go mix the martinis and see how Cook is coming along with dinner.

In South Africa, we hit the Armed Response button and ADT comes around
and
escorts them away at gunpoint, if necessary.

On Saturday evening I was around at a friend's house and someone decided
to
park their Toyota Venture right across their driveway, for unknown
reasons.

Upon further investigation, a couple was found asleep in the front seats.
My
friend called ADT (not the police), and they came round and discovered
that
the folks in the vehicle were totally drunk and had decided to stop for
the
night and sleep it off. They were gently persuaded to move to a more
suitable location.

Lucky for them my friend called ADT and not the cops. The cops would have
most likely arranged accommodation for them until Monday morning.

Was that b4 or after ya swallowed?..... are all yer customers "friends"