On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 06:44:52 GMT, MÐ <MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
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Robert Morpheal wrote:

I would never eat fat people. Too much cholesterol, to begin with. Not
very appetizing, unless grilled like a greasey goose ! As for people of
all creeds and nations, some of them might be good on the local menu.
What do you think ? Tell me they are really good for anything else.

They create real GDP growth in otherwise declining nations by driving food
prices through the ceiling due to unexpected spikes in demand, keep the
diet industry alive, provide shade at the beach, pull back on the Earth so
gravity doesn't suck us flat, can be used as an alternate fuel source when
the oil runs out, waddle like cute little hippos, nearly double the soap
industry revenue due to the sheer increase in cubic volume that has to be
lathered (ditto the deodorant industry), will cause minimal damage to
your vehicle should you accidently crash into them due to the increased
shock absorbancy of fat, absorb sound waves in a crowded movie theater,
are never in a hurry to get anywhere due to the universal expectation they
move at a much slower pace, bring back childhood memories of penquins at
the zoo when they try to clap their hands, and provide people the world
over with endless opportunities to laugh.

very tasty when roasted too.