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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mel" |
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04 Nov 2004 09:28:47 AM |
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Re: george bush... Antichrist elect |
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:21:30 -0700, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote in message <1099556391.V8spYd/Va3x/mdqf+Ety0g@teranews>:
ur_droll, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
oxygen, hurled 3 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Wed, 3 Nov 2004 23:13:46 +1300 with this little
gem.. <Kc2id.2788$op3.115331@news.xtra.co.nz>:
congratulations sh'ame'rica
Kerry's a fuckin' ***** for backing off without checking the
provisionals, considering the types of people who were forced to use
'em most likely voted for Kerry. I hope Osama follows through with
his threat and wipes out half the damn country..
which half would you like him to wipe out?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: george bush... Antichrist elect |
05 Nov 2004 06:11:00 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:69cko0lpncif20l075n3sa56ptr8mhg1j2@4ax.com...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:21:30 -0700, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote in message <1099556391.V8spYd/Va3x/mdqf+Ety0g@teranews>:
ur_droll, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
oxygen, hurled 3 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Wed, 3 Nov 2004 23:13:46 +1300 with this little
gem.. <Kc2id.2788$op3.115331@news.xtra.co.nz>:
congratulations sh'ame'rica
Kerry's a fuckin' ***** for backing off without checking the
provisionals, considering the types of people who were forced to use
'em most likely voted for Kerry. I hope Osama follows through with
his threat and wipes out half the damn country..
which half would you like him to wipe out?
how about the half where you're hiding in fag boy.
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to
be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork
instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are
you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was
the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly
in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in
your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day ................................... $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day .......... $2.50
Access to support ................................. $1.00
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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| Title: Re: george bush... Antichrist elect |
05 Nov 2004 02:44:20 AM |
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Mel, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 23 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Thu, 04 Nov 2004 17:28:47 +0200 with this little gem..
<69cko0lpncif20l075n3sa56ptr8mhg1j2@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:21:30 -0700, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote in message <1099556391.V8spYd/Va3x/mdqf+Ety0g@teranews>:
ur_droll, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
oxygen, hurled 3 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Wed, 3 Nov 2004 23:13:46 +1300 with this little
gem.. <Kc2id.2788$op3.115331@news.xtra.co.nz>:
congratulations sh'ame'rica
Kerry's a fuckin' ***** for backing off without checking the
provisionals, considering the types of people who were forced to use
'em most likely voted for Kerry. I hope Osama follows through with
his threat and wipes out half the damn country..
which half would you like him to wipe out?
Everything north of the Mason-Dixon line, and west of the
Mississippi..
...which would include Mexico and Canada
bet you never thought ZA would end up being one of the safest places
in the world to live
--
MÐ
http://ÑðsMÐ.blogspot.com/
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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