On Sat, 2 Feb 2008 02:06:32 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <db85b9ed-be72-4674-a912-a4e960e7424f@p69g2000hsa.googlegroups.com> SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net> writes:
On Feb 1, 2:16=A0pm,
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <544233ae-1aee-49eb-9f06-61ecd1118...@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.=
com> SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net> writes:
On Jan 30, 8:14=3DA0pm, Enkidu <fox_rgf...@trashmail.net> wrote:
lorad...@cs.com wrote in news:3b8160ea-e68e-4f52-9a13-05e1d44b7ee7
@s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
On Jan 30, 5:35=3DA0pm, whitesmith <apasse...@hushmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 26, 2:10 pm, Joe <useful_in...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Story athttp://Muvy.org
Two possible reasons:
1. Bush knows about (helped plan) the next major terror strike on=
USA,
and wants to be somewhere safe.
2. Bush expects to be tried as a war criminal, wants to be somewh=
ere
he can't be extradited from.
I got a whole laundry list of reasons. Read 'em and weep:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, =3DA0unless =3D=
A0you're=3D
=3DA0a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our pray=
ers
for your recovery.
The United States should get =3DA0out =3DA0of =3DA0the =3DA0United =
=3DA0Nations, =3D
=3DA0
and =3DA0our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Ira=
q.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big =3DA0Mon=
ey =3DA0=3D
but
crack down on individuals who use marijuana to =3DA0relieve =3DA0th=
e =3DA0pai=3D
n
=3DA0of
illness. (Just one puff leads to insanity, don't you know? Want
proof?
Just watch BUSH play the banjo.)
"Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving th=
eir
jobs to India for eventual outsourcing to China.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but mul=
ti-
national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with=
out
regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred =3DA0of =3DA0homosexuals =
=3DA0and
pedophiles.
[Editor's note: Homosexuality is venial provided you have a wide
stance;
likewise for pedophiles whose names are prefixed with Father, Broth=
er
or Your Eminence, any or all of whom may be needed to save the fall=
en
members of our Radio/TV Ministry.]
The best way to improve military morale is to =3DA0praise =3DA0the =
=3DA0troop=3D
s
=3DA0in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you run =3DA0for
governor of California as a Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to =3DA0belittle =3DA0our =3DA0lon=
g-time =3DA0=3D
all
ies,
then demand their participation in a Coalition of the Deluded that
brings terrorism to the doorstep of those who play on Team BUSH.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at hea=
rt.
Corollary belief: Al Capone made his millions peddling beer on a
Chicago
street corner after the repeal of Prohibition.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing =3DA=
0healt=3D
h
care to all Americans is socialism.
Evolution, global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science,
but creationism should be taught in schools.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a =3DA0bad =3DA0guy =
=3DA0when =3D
=3DA0BU
SH's
daddy (a/k/a Big Daddy) made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did=
business =3DA0with =3DA0him and a bad guy when BUSH needed a "we ca=
n't find=3D
Bin
Laden" diversion.
A president's lying about =3DA0an =3DA0extramarital =3DA0affair =3D=
A0is =3DA0an
impeachable
offense. A president's lying to =3DA0enlist =3DA0support =3DA0for =
=3DA0a =3DA0war=3D
=A0wh
ose
sole purpose
is enrichment of his cronies is solid defense policy, even if
thousands die.
Government =3DA0should =3DA0limit =3DA0itself =3DA0to =3DA0those =
=3DA0powers =3DA0 na=3D
med
=3DA0=3DA0 in
the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages, =3DA0censoring =
=3DA0the
Internet and wiretapping everybody who might maybe perhaps be linke=
d
in some unspecified way to terrorism or Something Gosh Durned Bad.
The public has a right to know =3DA0about =3DA0Hillary's =3DA0cattl=
e =3DA0trade=3D
s,
=3DA0but
George BUSH's driving record is none of our business.
States' rights means the Attorney General can tell states legislatu=
res
what local voter initiatives =3DA0they =3DA0have =3DA0a =3DA0right =
=3DA0to adopt.=3D
What Bill Clinton and Barack Obama did in the 1960s are of vital
national
interest, =3DA0but what BUSH did in the '80s is irrelevant.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, =3DA0but=
=3DA0tr=3D
ade
with China and Vietnam are vital to the spirit of international
harmony.
The Pledge of Allegiance, if recited daily with a tear in the eye a=
nd
a hand on
the heart, may protect us from evil spirits that cloud our minds as=
we
sleep,
turning us into godless commies and babbling liberals the moment we=
wake.
Belonging to the middle class requires an annual income of at least=
$10
million. Less brands you a plebian, whose meager rights are determi=
ned
by King George BUSH, Big Daddy and Veep Vader (from an Undisclosed
Location of course).
There are four branches of government: the executive, the legislati=
ve,
the
judicial, and through the magic of signing statements, the Capo di
tutti
capi--BUSH, by the grace of right-wing head cases and weak-kneed
opposition, King of =3DA0America, Emperor of Banana Republics, Prin=
ce of
Texas,
Generalissimo of the Grand Army of (former) Weekend Warriors, Admir=
al
of
the Armadas, and Chicken-in-Chief of the Texas Air National Guard.
God Bless (the new and all-red) United States of America!
Torch the Reichstag late in oh-eight!
Heil BUSH!
Heil BUSH!
Heil BUSH!
..And yet the new democrat majorities in both houses fall down in
ineffectual heaps in way of response.
Amazing.
Indeed. Thomas Jefferson would be collecting firewood to burn the *****=
ers
alive, and wondering why we weren't ahead of him with a vat of tar and=
a
bushel of feathers.
I don't have any tar and feathers I can contribute to the effort, but
I've got a shitload of used kitty litter. =A0Can we do anything
meaningful with that?
Feathers, pfffft! =A0I'VE got enough cat hair around to construct
several entire cats out of. =A0
Me too. Is there any useful purpose for the stuff? Can we card it
and spin it and then knit sweaters out of it, or something? Use it to
line diapers for the besprogged? Man, if it were worth something, I'd
be *rollin'* in dough.
Well, a semi-girlfriend once offered .... hmm, let's be perfectly
clear here that she was a semi-girlfriend, not a semi-girl friend,
the last thing I need is still more rumors...who was very much
into the whole knitting/spinning/crocheting thing once offered
to knit me something out of cat hair if I would save up enough.
I had nine cats at the time, eight of them orange, so Bastet
knows all I would have had to do would be to put on something
black, and then roll around the floor once a day.
She thought it was quite do-able. However, I think that after all these
centuries of selective breeding, wool has certain advantages
that other fur doesn't -- I dunno, oils and cross-linking
barbules or something; I'm pretty much making it up at this
point -- but still, I'll always regret not taking her up
on this.
-- cary
I have a sweater and 3 pair of socks woven from my malamutes fur. Now
long passed on..sniff. I dont wear them anymore of course, but they
were quite warm and comfortable.
Gunner
.
