On Jan 30, 5:35 pm, whitesmith <apasse...@hushmail.com> wrote:

On Jan 26, 2:10 pm, Joe <useful_in...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Story athttp://Muvy.org

Two possible reasons:
1. Bush knows about (helped plan) the next major terror strike on

and wants to be somewhere safe.
2. Bush expects to be tried as a war criminal, wants to be somewhere
he can't be extradited from.

I got a whole laundry list of reasons. Read 'em and weep:

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,  unless  you're

 a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.

The United States should get  out  of  the  United  Nations,  

and  our

highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big  Money  but

crack down on individuals who use marijuana to  relieve  the  pain

 of

illness. (Just one puff leads to insanity, don't you know? Want
proof?
Just watch BUSH play the banjo.)

"Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their
jobs to India for eventual outsourcing to China.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-
national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred  of  homosexuals  and
pedophiles.
[Editor's note: Homosexuality is venial provided you have a wide
stance;
likewise for pedophiles whose names are prefixed with Father, Brother
or Your Eminence, any or all of whom may be needed to save the fallen
members of our Radio/TV Ministry.]

The best way to improve military morale is to  praise  the  troops

 in

speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you run  for
governor of California as a Republican.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to  belittle  our  long-time  all

ies,

then demand their participation in a Coalition of the Deluded that
brings terrorism to the doorstep of those who play on Team BUSH.

HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
Corollary belief: Al Capone made his millions peddling beer on a
Chicago
street corner after the repeal of Prohibition.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing  health
care to all Americans is socialism.

Evolution, global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science,
but creationism should be taught in schools.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a  bad  guy  when  BU

SH's

daddy (a/k/a Big Daddy) made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did
business  with  him and a bad guy when BUSH needed a "we can't find
Bin
Laden" diversion.

A president's lying about  an  extramarital  affair  is  an
impeachable
offense. A president's lying to  enlist  support  for  a  war wh

ose

sole purpose
is enrichment of his cronies is solid defense policy, even if
thousands die.

Government  should  limit  itself  to  those  powers   named

  in

the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages,  censoring  the
Internet and wiretapping everybody who might maybe perhaps be linked
in some unspecified way to terrorism or Something Gosh Durned Bad.

The public has a right to know  about  Hillary's  cattle  trades,

 but

George BUSH's driving record is none of our business.

States' rights means the Attorney General can tell states legislatures
what local voter initiatives  they  have  a  right  to adopt.

What Bill Clinton and Barack Obama did in the 1960s are of vital
national
interest,  but what BUSH did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,  but  trade

with China and Vietnam are vital to the spirit of international
harmony.

The Pledge of Allegiance, if recited daily with a tear in the eye and
a hand on
the heart, may protect us from evil spirits that cloud our minds as we
sleep,
turning us into godless commies and babbling liberals the moment we
wake.

Belonging to the middle class requires an annual income of at least
$10
million. Less brands you a plebian, whose meager rights are determined
by King George BUSH, Big Daddy and Veep Vader (from an Undisclosed
Location of course).

There are four branches of government: the executive, the legislative,
the
judicial, and through the magic of signing statements, the Capo di
tutti
capi--BUSH, by the grace of right-wing head cases and weak-kneed
opposition, King of  America, Emperor of Banana Republics, Prince of
Texas,
Generalissimo of the Grand Army of (former) Weekend Warriors, Admiral
of
the Armadas, and Chicken-in-Chief of the Texas Air National Guard.

God Bless (the new and all-red) United States of America!

Torch the Reichstag late in oh-eight!

Heil BUSH!
Heil BUSH!
Heil BUSH!

..And yet the new democrat majorities in both houses fall down in
ineffectual heaps in way of response.
Amazing.