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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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01 Sep 2004 04:19:27 PM |
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Re: geroge bush is an ***** |
Mos wrote:
Some bozo in Colorado name of Coors is running
for office. Wants to lower the drinking age.
Well, duh.....
in France, parents get their children drinking wine from about age 10.
it is a well known fact that people who eat a "Mediteranean" diet, which has
red wine as an integral part of it, suffer a lower incidence of heart
disease.
if you drink a couple of cases of red wine a day in moderation, you are
doing yourself a favour.
if you abstain, you are going to experience SUDDEN DEATH at age 40!
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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17 Sep 2004 06:18:05 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Keith E. wrote:
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:20:12 -0400 was a day just like any other,
until St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...
In article <ci61o7$eol$a@pita.alt.net>,
god-lied-2-U2-@church.org says...
I went to that Classmates.com last month, and lo & behold, my
class is having a reunion in November. I never graduated from
there, having been sent away by the fine State of Ohio for 6
months for getting high. I'm thinking of crashing the party.
There's fun to be had on that website. Register as people who
never existed and then ***** with all the other people who go
there looking for old HS friends. Heh. To *really* start
some *****, register as somebody who died.
Ooooooo! Oooooooo! I know just who to sign up as. This kid,
unlike myself, was loved by all, druggies & jocks & straights
alike. I even liked him and I hate everyone. Of course Mr.
Perfect was riding his brand new motorcycle high one night up a
long windy and tree lined road. The pot must have made him miss
curve and he went off the road and kissed a tree. His ride to
the dirt hole had 5 miles worth of cars. Closed casket, which
his beautiful & perfect girlfriend threw herself on as they
lowered the casket into the hole (to my lifelong amusement)....
Tommy Timmons may be coming back from the dead! Ha ha!
Make sure you get together with the girlfriend. No way she'd
turn down a guy risen from the dead.
That's a great slogan for an impotence cure.
All girls are impressed by a second cumming. And as a male, it's
pretty much a miracle when it really does happen.
Now are you referring to a second cumming in the sense of being
able to do it twice consecutively, or in the sense of being able
to do it again after being impotent for some time?
Because I've never found a male's second cumming to not be
forthcumming.
It all depends on the female. And no, I've never been impotent. Even
***** faced drunk.
Have you ever experienced the fourthcumming?
To be perfectly honest, yes. But that was in my heyday in my 30's
with a brilliant yet nymphomaniac nurse who would NOT leave me alone.
I was the only guy to ever give her multiple orgasms, she said. The
things I used to do for money...Oh well...
I hope she paid you well. In kind?
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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18 Sep 2004 03:33:25 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Keith E. wrote:
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:20:12 -0400 was a day just like any other,
until St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...
In article <ci61o7$eol$a@pita.alt.net>,
god-lied-2-U2-@church.org says...
I went to that Classmates.com last month, and lo & behold, my
class is having a reunion in November. I never graduated from
there, having been sent away by the fine State of Ohio for 6
months for getting high. I'm thinking of crashing the party.
There's fun to be had on that website. Register as people who
never existed and then ***** with all the other people who go
there looking for old HS friends. Heh. To *really* start
some *****, register as somebody who died.
Ooooooo! Oooooooo! I know just who to sign up as. This kid,
unlike myself, was loved by all, druggies & jocks & straights
alike. I even liked him and I hate everyone. Of course Mr.
Perfect was riding his brand new motorcycle high one night up a
long windy and tree lined road. The pot must have made him miss
curve and he went off the road and kissed a tree. His ride to
the dirt hole had 5 miles worth of cars. Closed casket, which
his beautiful & perfect girlfriend threw herself on as they
lowered the casket into the hole (to my lifelong amusement)....
Tommy Timmons may be coming back from the dead! Ha ha!
Make sure you get together with the girlfriend. No way she'd
turn down a guy risen from the dead.
That's a great slogan for an impotence cure.
All girls are impressed by a second cumming. And as a male, it's
pretty much a miracle when it really does happen.
Now are you referring to a second cumming in the sense of being
able to do it twice consecutively, or in the sense of being able
to do it again after being impotent for some time?
Because I've never found a male's second cumming to not be
forthcumming.
It all depends on the female. And no, I've never been impotent. Even
***** faced drunk.
Have you ever experienced the fourthcumming?
To be perfectly honest, yes. But that was in my heyday in my 30's
with a brilliant yet nymphomaniac nurse who would NOT leave me alone.
I was the only guy to ever give her multiple orgasms, she said. The
things I used to do for money...Oh well...
I hope she paid you well. In kind?
No, in cash, beer, vodka and drugs.
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: geroge bush is an ***** |
24 Sep 2004 10:07:45 PM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Keith E. wrote:
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:20:12 -0400 was a day just like any other,
until St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...
In article <ci61o7$eol$a@pita.alt.net>,
god-lied-2-U2-@church.org says...
I went to that Classmates.com last month, and lo & behold,
my class is having a reunion in November. I never
graduated from there, having been sent away by the fine
State of Ohio for 6 months for getting high. I'm thinking
of crashing the party.
There's fun to be had on that website. Register as people
who never existed and then ***** with all the other people
who go there looking for old HS friends. Heh. To *really*
start some *****, register as somebody who died.
Ooooooo! Oooooooo! I know just who to sign up as. This kid,
unlike myself, was loved by all, druggies & jocks & straights
alike. I even liked him and I hate everyone. Of course Mr.
Perfect was riding his brand new motorcycle high one night
up a long windy and tree lined road. The pot must have made
him miss curve and he went off the road and kissed a tree.
His ride to the dirt hole had 5 miles worth of cars. Closed
casket, which his beautiful & perfect girlfriend threw
herself on as they lowered the casket into the hole (to my
lifelong amusement)....
Tommy Timmons may be coming back from the dead! Ha ha!
Make sure you get together with the girlfriend. No way she'd
turn down a guy risen from the dead.
That's a great slogan for an impotence cure.
All girls are impressed by a second cumming. And as a male, it's
pretty much a miracle when it really does happen.
Now are you referring to a second cumming in the sense of being
able to do it twice consecutively, or in the sense of being able
to do it again after being impotent for some time?
Because I've never found a male's second cumming to not be
forthcumming.
It all depends on the female. And no, I've never been impotent.
Even ***** faced drunk.
Have you ever experienced the fourthcumming?
To be perfectly honest, yes. But that was in my heyday in my 30's
with a brilliant yet nymphomaniac nurse who would NOT leave me
alone. I was the only guy to ever give her multiple orgasms, she
said. The things I used to do for money...Oh well...
I hope she paid you well. In kind?
No, in cash, beer, vodka and drugs.
More useful.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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15 Sep 2004 01:20:14 AM |
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tramboy wrote:
In article <ci61o7$eol$a@pita.alt.net>,
says...
I went to that Classmates.com last month, and lo & behold, my class is
having a reunion in November. I never graduated from there, having been
sent away by the fine State of Ohio for 6 months for getting high. I'm
thinking of crashing the party.
There's fun to be had on that website. Register as people who never
existed and then ***** with all the other people who go there looking for
old HS friends. Heh. To *really* start some *****, register as somebody
who died.
Such as the girls' field hockey coach. Your lurid imaginations should
be up to filling in the rest of the story.
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| User: "Mel" |
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12 Sep 2004 10:34:24 PM |
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On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 01:15:25 GMT, "Mothergodwacker" <laferme@attglobal.net>
wrote in message <Nw61d.7830$Fl6.3304@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com>:
"Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote in message
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 16:51:19 -0400, fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
BWAH. That was very funny. I lost it after the axe handle beatings.
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
The true identity of jeezus revealed at last, the landlord of heyall! If
jeezus is waiting in your non-existant hell, dumbcunt, then....all the
sinners would be happy?? He's there to run the machinery? What?
Even for an xtian, you are either totally confused or completely deranged.
I pick door #2!!!!!!!
*****!
I guess you just don't understand how it works then.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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13 Sep 2004 02:01:51 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:kb1ak0tkog3i0o1av0ospk4cm00h1cc08f@4ax.com...
: On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 01:15:25 GMT, "Mothergodwacker"
<laferme@attglobal.net>
: wrote in message <Nw61d.7830$Fl6.3304@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com>:
: >"Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote in message
: >> On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 16:51:19 -0400, fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari.
wrote:
: >>> BWAH. That was very funny. I lost it after the axe handle beatings.
: >> Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
: >The true identity of jeezus revealed at last, the landlord of heyall! If
: >jeezus is waiting in your non-existant hell, dumbcunt, then....all the
: >sinners would be happy?? He's there to run the machinery? What?
: >Even for an xtian, you are either totally confused or completely
deranged.
: >I pick door #2!!!!!!!
: >*****!
:
: I guess you just don't understand how it works then.
It doesn't
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| User: "Mel" |
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12 Sep 2004 10:34:22 PM |
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On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<10k9qk3ofeqsp06@corp.supernews.com>:
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: geroge bush is an ***** |
13 Sep 2004 08:46:15 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
news:n91ak0pl79klnfhm0k8cdb0d85oahp2dqk@4ax.com:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<10k9qk3ofeqsp06@corp.supernews.com>:
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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14 Sep 2004 03:45:31 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Phÿltêr said...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
news:n91ak0pl79klnfhm0k8cdb0d85oahp2dqk@4ax.com:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<10k9qk3ofeqsp06@corp.supernews.com>:
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
Then who has the keys to the outhouse? I gotta go!!
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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13 Sep 2004 12:07:27 PM |
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Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes back
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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14 Sep 2004 06:27:48 AM |
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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> astounded us with:
news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de:
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes back
Get a grip, he ain't coming back, seeing as he didn't exist to go away in the
first place.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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13 Sep 2004 01:36:10 PM |
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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
: Phÿltêr wrote:
: > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
: >> On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
: >> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
: >>> Artemia Salina wrote:
: >>>> Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
: >>> Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
: >> Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
: > No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
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: i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes back
you dumb fucking moron
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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18 Sep 2004 06:48:04 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:CNl1d.2095$JQ4.127217@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
: Phÿltêr wrote:
: > "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> astounded us with:
: >> On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
: >> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
: >>> Artemia Salina wrote:
: >>>> Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
: >>> Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
: >> Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
: > No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
:
: i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes back
I'm a dumb fucking moron
that you are kiwi.
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, George Bush said "I am president of the United
States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly
300 million people, and I have this great legacy to build.", so he takes
the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, said "I'm Micheal Jordan, one the best NBA
Basketball players ever, Basketball needs me, so I can't afford
to die.", so he takes the second parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of an ex
President of the United States, a New York Senator, and I am
the smartest woman in the world.", so she takes the third parachute and
exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth
passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will
sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."
The boy scout said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. The
world's smartest woman just took my backpack."
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| User: "newBjorn" |
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13 Sep 2004 07:35:12 PM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message news:<CNl1d.2095$JQ4.127217@news.xtra.co.nz>...
"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
: Phÿltêr wrote:
: > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
: >> On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
: >> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
: >>> Artemia Salina wrote:
: >>>> Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
: >>> Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
: >> Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
: > No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
:
: i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes back
you dumb fucking moron
Unfortunately, usenet is an extremely effective vector for retard memes.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: geroge bush is an ***** |
14 Sep 2004 03:20:49 AM |
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"newBjorn" <newbjorn@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ddb1575a.0409131635.2962da52@posting.google.com...
: "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:<CNl1d.2095$JQ4.127217@news.xtra.co.nz>...
: > "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
: > news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
: > : Phÿltêr wrote:
: > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
: > : >> On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
: > : >> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
: > : >>> Artemia Salina wrote:
: > : >>>> Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
: > : >>> Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
: > : >> Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
: > : > No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
: > :
: > : i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
: >
: > you dumb fucking moron
:
: Unfortunately, usenet is an extremely effective vector for retard memes.
Yer've met polly and mose
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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18 Sep 2004 07:09:28 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:vSx1d.2354$JQ4.165340@news.xtra.co.nz...
"newBjorn" <newbjorn@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ddb1575a.0409131635.2962da52@posting.google.com...
: "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:<CNl1d.2095$JQ4.127217@news.xtra.co.nz>...
: > "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
: > news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
: > : Phÿltêr wrote:
: > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> astounded us with:
: > : >> On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
: > : >> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
: > : >>> Artemia Salina wrote:
: > : >>>> Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
: > : >>> Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
: > : >> Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
: > : > No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
: > :
: > : i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
: >
: > you dumb fucking moron
:
: Unfortunately, usenet is an extremely effective vector for retard memes.
Yer've met polly and mose
and if you took a bath you might get to meet them kiwi.
Once, a queer man went to heaven. At the Great Gate Saint Peter was waiting
for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in.
"Follow me."
he said, opening the gate and walking in. After some walk, Saint Peter's
keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the
keys. That was something the queer man just couldn't
resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Peter was
furious.
"If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! Follow me, we're
almost there."
After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the queer man
jumped on him. Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided
to give the queer guy one last chance. Again they walk and for the third
time Peter drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The queer
guy, having no self control jumps on him. Peter is now fed up and sends
the gay guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine
inspection but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire,
no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of
blankets freezing his ***** off.
"Why is it so cold down here?" Peter asks.
"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" Satan replied.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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13 Sep 2004 08:14:50 PM |
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newBjorn wrote:
"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:<CNl1d.2095$JQ4.127217@news.xtra.co.nz>...
"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
you dumb fucking moron
Unfortunately, usenet is an extremely effective vector for retard
memes.
You know droll well.
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| User: "newBjorn" |
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14 Sep 2004 05:50:45 PM |
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message news:<10kchgc23975090@corp.supernews.com>...
newBjorn wrote:
"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:<CNl1d.2095$JQ4.127217@news.xtra.co.nz>...
"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:2qm2eoFr0empU1@uni-berlin.de...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
you dumb fucking moron
Unfortunately, usenet is an extremely effective vector for retard
memes.
You know droll well.
I know you're a *****.
*****.
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B Witbotl.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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14 Sep 2004 11:06:39 PM |
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newBjorn wrote:
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:<10kchgc23975090@corp.supernews.com>...
You know droll well.
I know you're a *****.
You don't know much.
*****.
No thanks, Mrs. Off.
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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14 Sep 2004 11:17:58 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
newBjorn wrote:
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:<10kchgc23975090@corp.supernews.com>...
You know droll well.
I know you're a *****.
You don't know much.
*****.
No thanks, Mrs. Off.
What wit.
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "newBjorn" |
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15 Sep 2004 04:40:45 PM |
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St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message news:<ci8fqf$g1u$0@pita.alt.net>...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
newBjorn wrote:
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:<10kchgc23975090@corp.supernews.com>...
You know droll well.
I know you're a *****.
You don't know much.
*****.
No thanks, Mrs. Off.
What wit. (?)
fuckwit
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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17 Sep 2004 02:16:59 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, newBjorn said...
St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message news:<ci8fqf$g1u$0@pita.alt.net>...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
newBjorn wrote:
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:<10kchgc23975090@corp.supernews.com>...
You know droll well.
I know you're a *****.
You don't know much.
*****.
No thanks, Mrs. Off.
What wit. (?)
fuckwit
shitfit
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "yòwîè" |
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26 Sep 2004 02:04:47 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes back
Back from where?
--
'You just revealed yourself as one of Satan's minions...
No Christian calls others "Pauline braggers, Idiot and Nit",
not even Satan's minions.'
- The inimitable Pastor Frank
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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26 Sep 2004 08:30:12 AM |
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yòwîè wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
Back from where?
He nipped out to the store for some smokes
and a six pack of beer....
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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27 Sep 2004 08:17:22 AM |
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> astounded us with:
news:10ldh32ndtt9of8@corp.supernews.com:
yòwîè wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
Back from where?
He nipped out to the store for some smokes
and a six pack of beer....
and the ***** hasn't been seen since. Last time I spot him a twenty....
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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27 Sep 2004 09:19:38 AM |
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Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> astounded us with:
news:10ldh32ndtt9of8@corp.supernews.com:
yòwîè wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
i think you should discuss his non-existence with Him when He comes
back
Back from where?
He nipped out to the store for some smokes
and a six pack of beer....
and the ***** hasn't been seen since. Last time I spot him a twenty....
You got off cheap....
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| User: "Baldin Pramer" |
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18 Sep 2004 08:48:05 AM |
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Phÿltêr wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> astounded us with:
news:n91ak0pl79klnfhm0k8cdb0d85oahp2dqk@4ax.com:
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 20:31:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<10k9qk3ofeqsp06@corp.supernews.com>:
Artemia Salina wrote:
Jesus will be waiting in HELL for the both of you when you die!
Odd place for Jesus to hang out....
Jesus goes wherever He likes. He has the keys to the Kingdom.
No he fucking doesn't, he doesn't exist.
Now that's just crazy talk. He's laying brick next door as we speak.
Baldin
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| User: "Mel" |
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10 Sep 2004 08:10:00 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 01:13:00 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <chrd5g$iqq$4@pita.alt.net>:
We had an ugly girl named Pat. I started at this school in 4th grade,
and I heard about her the first week. I guess the kids had been ragging
on her since 1st grade. The constant abuse caused her to pick at her
chin constantly, and she always sported a bloody 3" scabby hole there
the three years I was at that school. I as walking past her house with a
friend one day, and being an artist, I whipped out a pack of sidewalk
chalk I'd just shoplifted from Woolworth's. I'm drawing obscene pix of
her when her drunken father comes flying out of the house and chases us
away with a ball bat. I was laughing so hard I was afraid he'd catch me.
well if i ever had a kid under my care who was so bullied at school, i'd
quietly and silently find each single one of the perpetrators and deep six
every single one of them.
they'd disappear without trace and no one would ever find out what happened
to them. ever.
i'd let their parents suffer agonies for the rest of their natural lives.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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11 Sep 2004 03:18:34 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:ppm2k01d8tgr6t5rg6njat8r705arak81s@4ax.com...
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 01:13:00 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <chrd5g$iqq$4@pita.alt.net>:
We had an ugly girl named Pat. I started at this school in 4th grade,
and I heard about her the first week. I guess the kids had been ragging
on her since 1st grade. The constant abuse caused her to pick at her
chin constantly, and she always sported a bloody 3" scabby hole there
the three years I was at that school. I as walking past her house with a
friend one day, and being an artist, I whipped out a pack of sidewalk
chalk I'd just shoplifted from Woolworth's. I'm drawing obscene pix of
her when her drunken father comes flying out of the house and chases us
away with a ball bat. I was laughing so hard I was afraid he'd catch me.
well if i ever had a kid under my care who was so bullied at school, i'd
quietly and silently find each single one of the perpetrators and deep six
every single one of them.
just like the coward you are fag boy.
they'd disappear without trace and no one would ever find out what
happened
to them. ever.
that's because you'd eat them fag boy.
i'd let their parents suffer agonies for the rest of their natural lives.
i'll bet you'd be getting your cookies off over that fag boy.
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT
HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH
A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING
A FAX."
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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14 Sep 2004 12:54:56 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 01:13:00 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <chrd5g$iqq$4@pita.alt.net>:
We had an ugly girl named Pat. I started at this school in 4th grade,
and I heard about her the first week. I guess the kids had been ragging
on her since 1st grade. The constant abuse caused her to pick at her
chin constantly, and she always sported a bloody 3" scabby hole there
the three years I was at that school. I as walking past her house with a
friend one day, and being an artist, I whipped out a pack of sidewalk
chalk I'd just shoplifted from Woolworth's. I'm drawing obscene pix of
her when her drunken father comes flying out of the house and chases us
away with a ball bat. I was laughing so hard I was afraid he'd catch me.
well if i ever had a kid under my care who was so bullied at school, i'd
quietly and silently find each single one of the perpetrators and deep six
every single one of them.
they'd disappear without trace and no one would ever find out what happened
to them. ever.
i'd let their parents suffer agonies for the rest of their natural lives.
So you have scar on your chin, too? Figures.
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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