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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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01 Sep 2004 04:19:27 PM |
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Re: geroge bush is an ***** |
Mos wrote:
Some bozo in Colorado name of Coors is running
for office. Wants to lower the drinking age.
Well, duh.....
in France, parents get their children drinking wine from about age 10.
it is a well known fact that people who eat a "Mediteranean" diet, which has
red wine as an integral part of it, suffer a lower incidence of heart
disease.
if you drink a couple of cases of red wine a day in moderation, you are
doing yourself a favour.
if you abstain, you are going to experience SUDDEN DEATH at age 40!
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 04:17:09 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ur_droll said...
"St. Jacknapes" <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message
news:cie3lk$4n7$k@pita.alt.net...
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: In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
:
: > On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:02:42 -0400, St. Jacknapes
: > <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message
<ci8svq$68p$5@pita.alt.net>:
: > >In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> >
: > >> >> St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >> >>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> >>>
: > >> >>>> newBjorn wrote:
: > >> >>>>> St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U-@church.org> wrote in message
: > >> >>>>> news:<chop5i$c10$l@pita.alt.net>...
: > >> >>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> >>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>> St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >> >>>>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> >>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>> St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >> >>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>> St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> tramboy wrote:
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <chm5cf$ibs$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>,
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> says...
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where did you
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [slap]
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tits. Now.
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hush child.
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me, were you always a brat?
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Just shut up and show him your flabby tits, *****.
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>> So, does Ramboy own you?
: > >> >>>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>>> Nope. Who owns you?
: > >> >>>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>>> A nice young man called Bjorn.
: > >> >>>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>>> I know him. Why don't I know you?
: > >> >>>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>>> Are you sure it's the right Bjorn?
: > >> >>>>>>
: > >> >>>>>> All them fucking Nords are the same.
: > >> >>>>>
: > >> >>>>> ***** you, Jack - I'm a suid nord- that's gotta be different.
: > >> >>>>> We don't last long around this part of the world. You
northeners
: > >> >>>>> have fucked up the ozone layer so bad that 5 minutes outside
: > >> >>>>> sizzles me & turns my milky white complexion the colour of an
: > >> >>>>> angry beetroot.
: > >> >>>>> I guess that's what Polly sees in me.
: > >> >>>>
: > >> >>>> Actually my Bjorn told me a while ago he has a bit of Spanish
and
: > >> >>>> gypsy in him as well.
: > >> >>>> He does sunburn, but not that badly.
: > >> >>>
: > >> >>> Then he's lying. Everyone knows that Spaniards don't get
sunburns.
: > >> >>
: > >> >> I'm darker than the average Spaniard, and I sunburn. (of Indian
: > >> >> blood)
: > >> >
: > >> > Indian? What' a subcontinental wog doing up in Viking land?? Aren't
: > >> > you freezing all year????
: > >>
: > >> Just so I stop confusing you.
: > >>
: > >> I'm a NZ born Indian. Bjorn is an Aussie born Swedish/Spanish/Gypsy
mix.
: > >> We're actually in Brisbane, Australia. Which is damn hot.
: > >
: > >It's about time you quit fucking with my head. Indian as in India, or
in
: > >Christopher "***** if I know where am" Columbus American Indians?
: >
: > One thing you ought to know... when Commonwealth citizens talk of
Indians,
: > they mean those who originate from the Indian sub-continent.
: >
: > An American Indian is not an Indian, he's a Native American.
:
: DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting on
: that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the Midnight
: Sun.
:
: I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians, Chinese,
: Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an old Indian
: friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one long eyebrow?
:
They call them ***** stains
How clever.
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 06:26:06 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ur_droll said...
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting on
that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians,
Chinese, Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an
old Indian friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one
long eyebrow?
They call them ***** stains
How clever.
ur_droll is our resident idiot savant.
Nah, just kidding, I meant to just say resident idiot.
--
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Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 09:21:40 AM |
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Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ur_droll said...
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting
on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians,
Chinese, Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an
old Indian friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one
long eyebrow?
They call them ***** stains
How clever.
ur_droll is our resident idiot savant.
Nah, just kidding, I meant to just say resident idiot.
He has enough stupidity to share with other NGs.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 01:34:43 PM |
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:10klsnk66g9bve6@corp.supernews.com...
: Pollywolly wrote:
: > St. Jacknapes wrote:
: >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ur_droll said...
: >>>> DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting
: >>>> on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
: >>>> Midnight Sun.
: >>>>
: >>>> I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians,
: >>>> Chinese, Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an
: >>>> old Indian friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one
: >>>> long eyebrow?
: >>>>
: >>>
: >>>
: >>> They call them ***** stains
: >>
: >> How clever.
: >
: > ur_droll is our resident idiot savant.
: >
: > Nah, just kidding, I meant to just say resident idiot.
:
: He has enough stupidity to share with other NGs.
hence my letting you cross post
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 05:37:26 PM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:98G2d.3653$JQ4.305679@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:10klsnk66g9bve6@corp.supernews.com...
: Pollywolly wrote:
: > St. Jacknapes wrote:
: >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ur_droll said...
: >>>> DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting
: >>>> on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
: >>>> Midnight Sun.
: >>>>
: >>>> I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians,
: >>>> Chinese, Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an
: >>>> old Indian friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one
: >>>> long eyebrow?
: >>>>
: >>>
: >>>
: >>> They call them ***** stains
: >>
: >> How clever.
: >
: > ur_droll is our resident idiot savant.
: >
: > Nah, just kidding, I meant to just say resident idiot.
:
: He has enough stupidity to share with other NGs.
hence my letting you cross post
but you're still a queer kiwi.
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old,
decided to get married. So Johnny went to
Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad,
thinking this is cute.
"Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just
move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for
both of us."
"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5
a week allowance. That's should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know
all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what
if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 01:42:49 AM |
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Mos wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ur_droll said...
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting
on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians,
Chinese, Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an
old Indian friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one
long eyebrow?
They call them ***** stains
How clever.
ur_droll is our resident idiot savant.
Nah, just kidding, I meant to just say resident idiot.
He has enough stupidity to share with other NGs.
He's so generous with it too.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 02:38:56 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:02:42 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message
<ci8svq$68p$5@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
newBjorn wrote:
St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U-@church.org> wrote in message
news:<chop5i$c10$l@pita.alt.net>...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
tramboy wrote:
In article <chm5cf$ibs$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>,
polly@atjfaq.com says...
Where did you
[slap]
Tits. Now.
Hush child.
Tell me, were you always a brat?
Just shut up and show him your flabby tits, *****.
So, does Ramboy own you?
Nope. Who owns you?
A nice young man called Bjorn.
I know him. Why don't I know you?
Are you sure it's the right Bjorn?
All them fucking Nords are the same.
***** you, Jack - I'm a suid nord- that's gotta be different.
We don't last long around this part of the world. You
northeners have fucked up the ozone layer so bad that 5
minutes outside sizzles me & turns my milky white complexion
the colour of an angry beetroot.
I guess that's what Polly sees in me.
Actually my Bjorn told me a while ago he has a bit of Spanish
and gypsy in him as well.
He does sunburn, but not that badly.
Then he's lying. Everyone knows that Spaniards don't get
sunburns.
I'm darker than the average Spaniard, and I sunburn. (of Indian
blood)
Indian? What' a subcontinental wog doing up in Viking land??
Aren't you freezing all year????
Just so I stop confusing you.
I'm a NZ born Indian. Bjorn is an Aussie born
Swedish/Spanish/Gypsy mix. We're actually in Brisbane, Australia.
Which is damn hot.
It's about time you quit fucking with my head. Indian as in India,
or in Christopher "***** if I know where am" Columbus American
Indians?
One thing you ought to know... when Commonwealth citizens talk of
Indians, they mean those who originate from the Indian sub-continent.
An American Indian is not an Indian, he's a Native American.
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting on
that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still happens to
be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice princess, in which
case, he's S.A.
I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians, Chinese,
Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an old Indian
friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one long eyebrow?
I never had Bert as a friend.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 03:00:53 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:02:42 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message
<ci8svq$68p$5@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
newBjorn wrote:
St. Jacknapes <god-lied-2-U-@church.org> wrote in message
news:<chop5i$c10$l@pita.alt.net>...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
tramboy wrote:
In article <chm5cf$ibs$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>,
polly@atjfaq.com says...
Where did you
[slap]
Tits. Now.
Hush child.
Tell me, were you always a brat?
Just shut up and show him your flabby tits, *****.
So, does Ramboy own you?
Nope. Who owns you?
A nice young man called Bjorn.
I know him. Why don't I know you?
Are you sure it's the right Bjorn?
All them fucking Nords are the same.
***** you, Jack - I'm a suid nord- that's gotta be different.
We don't last long around this part of the world. You
northeners have fucked up the ozone layer so bad that 5
minutes outside sizzles me & turns my milky white complexion
the colour of an angry beetroot.
I guess that's what Polly sees in me.
Actually my Bjorn told me a while ago he has a bit of Spanish
and gypsy in him as well.
He does sunburn, but not that badly.
Then he's lying. Everyone knows that Spaniards don't get
sunburns.
I'm darker than the average Spaniard, and I sunburn. (of Indian
blood)
Indian? What' a subcontinental wog doing up in Viking land??
Aren't you freezing all year????
Just so I stop confusing you.
I'm a NZ born Indian. Bjorn is an Aussie born
Swedish/Spanish/Gypsy mix. We're actually in Brisbane, Australia.
Which is damn hot.
It's about time you quit fucking with my head. Indian as in India,
or in Christopher "***** if I know where am" Columbus American
Indians?
One thing you ought to know... when Commonwealth citizens talk of
Indians, they mean those who originate from the Indian sub-continent.
An American Indian is not an Indian, he's a Native American.
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting on
that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still happens to
be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice princess, in which
case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians, Chinese,
Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an old Indian
friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one long eyebrow?
I never had Bert as a friend.
Good response! So were you born in India or AU?
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 06:19:50 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting on
that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice princess,
in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I live in a large US college town, and grew up with Indians,
Chinese, Japs as my friends. In fact, I just tried to contact an
old Indian friend on Classmates. So tell me, do you only have one
long eyebrow?
I never had Bert as a friend.
Good response! So were you born in India or AU?
I was actually born in New Zealand. I came to Aus about 3 years ago, and
met my boyfriend not long after.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 07:18:36 PM |
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Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting on
that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice princess,
in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 01:53:18 AM |
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Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting
on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice princess,
in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
I guess it depends on people's preferences.
We can stop kissing each other's arses now :-P
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Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
19 Sep 2004 10:07:57 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:53:18 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cigm14$d7s$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been letting
on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the Land of the
Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice princess,
in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
take it off!
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
heh heh heh. never in a million years!
I guess it depends on people's preferences.
We can stop kissing each other's arses now :-P
but you're all puckered up... carry on.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
24 Sep 2004 10:26:28 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:53:18 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cigm14$d7s$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been
letting on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the
Land of the Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice
princess, in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
take it off!
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
heh heh heh. never in a million years!
Pump some iron, I'm sure it would work. You can do the shirts while you're
at it.
I guess it depends on people's preferences.
We can stop kissing each other's arses now :-P
but you're all puckered up... carry on.
:-P
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Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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25 Sep 2004 05:44:17 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:26:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cj2ohj$lcl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:53:18 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been
letting on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the
Land of the Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice
princess, in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
take it off!
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
naaa... we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!!
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
heh heh heh. never in a million years!
Pump some iron, I'm sure it would work. You can do the shirts while you're
at it.
not a ***** am i going to fucking pump iron until i look like King Dong.
i don't need bulging muscles to get laid. the bulge in my pants is enough.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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27 Sep 2004 11:59:46 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:n19bl0h72rg12gl19a9knun2k01bjtqp6d@4ax.com...
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:26:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote
in
message <cj2ohj$lcl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:53:18 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been
letting on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the
Land of the Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice
princess, in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXb
k92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
take it off!
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
naaa... we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!!
go buy a playgirl fag boy.
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
heh heh heh. never in a million years!
Pump some iron, I'm sure it would work. You can do the shirts while
you're
at it.
not a ***** am i going to fucking pump iron until i look like King Dong.
you must not have the strength or you're too lazy fag boy.
i don't need bulging muscles to get laid. the bulge in my pants is enough.
that bulge is a mass of turds in the back of your pants fag boy.
Hunting N F**king
I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in the eighties.
A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General
Store", and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the
store in a rocking chair... I said to him, "What do you folks do around
here?"
He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' *****."
I said, "What do you hunt?"
He said, "Somethin'to *****."
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "tramboy" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
25 Sep 2004 07:43:00 PM |
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In article <n19bl0h72rg12gl19a9knun2k01bjtqp6d@4ax.com>,
says...
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
naaa... we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!!
Nude tiger cubs?
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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03 Oct 2004 12:21:57 AM |
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tramboy wrote:
In article <n19bl0h72rg12gl19a9knun2k01bjtqp6d@4ax.com>,
mel@atj.faq.com says...
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
naaa... we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!!
Nude tiger cubs?
Aren't they always?
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "nemo" |
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26 Sep 2004 08:28:01 AM |
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Mel <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:n19bl0h72rg12gl19a9knun2k01bjtqp6d@4ax.com...
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:26:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote
in
message <cj2ohj$lcl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:53:18 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been
letting on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the
Land of the Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It still
happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice
princess, in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXb
k92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
take it off!
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
naaa... we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!!
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
heh heh heh. never in a million years!
Pump some iron, I'm sure it would work. You can do the shirts while
you're
at it.
not a ***** am i going to fucking pump iron until i look like King Dong.
i don't need bulging muscles to get laid. the bulge in my pants is enough.
The most relevant part of King Dong ia hydraulic, not muscular.
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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03 Oct 2004 12:14:29 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:26:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cj2ohj$lcl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:53:18 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Pollywolly wrote:
St. Jacknapes wrote:
DUH! Who knew you were a fucking UK resident? You've been
letting on that your some kinda fucking ice princess from the
Land of the Midnight Sun.
Erm, I think I already told you I'm in Australia - Aus. It
still happens to be part of the Commonwealth.
Unless you were talking to Mel when talking about an ice
princess, in which case, he's S.A.
Yeah I fucked up. I know the difference.
Yeah, because people are often confusing me and Mel :-)
I doubt it. You are prettier. :-)
:-P. Let's see.
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
take it off!
I'll put a cute tiger cub instead.
naaa... we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!! we want nudes!!!
I don't know any nudes.
versus you without a shirt
http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/272b.shtml
heh heh heh. never in a million years!
Pump some iron, I'm sure it would work. You can do the shirts while
you're at it.
not a ***** am i going to fucking pump iron until i look like King
Dong.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i don't need bulging muscles to get laid. the bulge in my pants is
enough.
Did you not make it to the toilet in time?
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "tramboy" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 06:45:27 AM |
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Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 07:05:22 AM |
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"tramboy" <suckmy@ball.sack> wrote in message
news:MPG.1bb5e9e3885abefa9897a1@news.alt.net...
: Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
: >
: > Me in bed
: >
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXb
k92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
:
: Your face looks like my butt.
LMFAO
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 06:56:59 PM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:bxV2d.3914$JQ4.347428@news.xtra.co.nz...
"tramboy" <suckmy@ball.sack> wrote in message
news:MPG.1bb5e9e3885abefa9897a1@news.alt.net...
: Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
: >
: > Me in bed
: >
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXb
k92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
:
: Your face looks like my butt.
LMFAO
still licking mel's fat ***** off kiwi?
A man was walking his dog by the gas station, and while
talking to a friend, his dog started lapping up some gasoline
that was on the ground. Suddenly, the dog shot off and the
owner ran after him. A short time later, the man came back
with the limp dog in his arms. His friend asked him, "Is he
dead?"
The man answered, "No, he just ran out of gasoline."
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 06:17:46 PM |
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tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
19 Sep 2004 10:34:47 AM |
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On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <ciifmu$1nv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
19 Sep 2004 03:04:50 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:ogaqk0d7elq27ggoccin7lu4jik55lqemc@4ax.com...
On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote
in
message <ciifmu$1nv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXb
k92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
fag boy mel says his face is uglier than his mommies crusty snatch.
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
even with a used diaper on your face people will go blind fag boy.
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The
homicide detective is already there. "What happened?" asks the first
officer. "Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a
doornail." "Good grief," says the second officer. "Didn't we have one
covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?"
"You're right. I'm afraid," said the detective as he took a drag from
his cigar, "this is the work of a cereal killer."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
24 Sep 2004 10:24:21 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ciifmu$1nv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
Better than looking like Beavis
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
25 Sep 2004 05:44:15 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:24:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cj2odk$la5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
Better than looking like Beavis
my culture does not include knowledge of Beavis and Butthead.
i only know the names, i do not know much more.
i don't think i want to know more.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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03 Oct 2004 12:13:07 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:24:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cj2odk$la5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
Better than looking like Beavis
my culture does not include knowledge of Beavis and Butthead.
i only know the names, i do not know much more.
i don't think i want to know more.
Well you're certainly not missing much.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
03 Oct 2004 02:29:45 PM |
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On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:13:07 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cjo1p8$47a$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:24:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cj2odk$la5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
Better than looking like Beavis
my culture does not include knowledge of Beavis and Butthead.
i only know the names, i do not know much more.
i don't think i want to know more.
Well you're certainly not missing much.
the names gave that away.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
08 Oct 2004 06:55:20 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:stb0m0to7qahs14edhr65u1puvnpqgk7i9@4ax.com...
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:13:07 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote
in
message <cjo1p8$47a$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:24:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
wrote in message <cj2odk$la5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 09:17:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
tramboy wrote:
Pollywolly dropped her pants and grunted out this piece of *****:
Me in bed
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~5AAATAAAAEO!DO5k2*h90dvjgrsViXbk92Mstqi37ib*nzrZhhBoCKlQ$$~5AAAVAAAAGOxQ7rTNCl!Jb!fr8JDdd*JCWG4YrL3ZkgYA$
Your face looks like my butt.
You must have a cute butt then.
Polly says, "My face looks like tramboy's cute butt."
No, that still doesn't work...........butthead.
Better than looking like Beavis
my culture does not include knowledge of Beavis and Butthead.
i only know the names, i do not know much more.
i don't think i want to know more.
Well you're certainly not missing much.
the names gave that away.
that you're a queer fag boy?
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.
They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the
partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately,
a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his
sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the seance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?"
A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."
Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's
great. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time, the
grass is so green and the cows have such beautiful eyes." "What do you do
all day?" asked Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some
good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch,
we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we
go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m." Martha was somewhat taken
aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven,
Martha." "Well, then, where are you?" "I'm a bull in Montana."
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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