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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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01 Sep 2004 04:19:27 PM |
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Re: geroge bush is an ***** |
Mos wrote:
Some bozo in Colorado name of Coors is running
for office. Wants to lower the drinking age.
Well, duh.....
in France, parents get their children drinking wine from about age 10.
it is a well known fact that people who eat a "Mediteranean" diet, which has
red wine as an integral part of it, suffer a lower incidence of heart
disease.
if you drink a couple of cases of red wine a day in moderation, you are
doing yourself a favour.
if you abstain, you are going to experience SUDDEN DEATH at age 40!
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 03:39:19 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your arm, you
can snort it.
putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you picking
up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
needles now.
heroin can be snorted, smoked and injected.
crack can only be smoked.
there is a simple reason why i have never even tried heroin. when you become
addicted to heroin, you get ill if you go off it. if you stop using crack,
you feel absolutely fine. you may experience cravings for it, but i found
that i could distract myself by getting involved in something.
Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy. Crack you've got
no choice because of changes it makes in the brain. Heroin doesn't do
that.
i don't care how nice heroin (and other opiates) may be, i'm not interested
in dealing with the consequences of a heroin addiction.
Just what I thought. All talk and no balls.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 03:51:09 AM |
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"St. Jacknapes" <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message
news:cigs8g$9uh$5@pita.alt.net...
:
: In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
:
: > St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >>>>>>>>>> Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
: > >>>>>>>>> ***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
: > >>>>>>>> Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
: > >>>>>>>> foul.
: > >>>>>>> all South African wines are good to drink.
: > >>>>>> Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
: > >>>>> is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
: > >>>> I don't care about US dollars.
: > >>>>> US dollars, that's about R39
: > >>>>> Aus dollars, that is R27.
: > >>>>> I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little
box
: > >>>>> for R18.95.
: > >>>>> That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
: > >>>> If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian
: > >>>> (also S.A) wine? :-P
: > >>>>> 1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of
the
: > >>>>> wine is more than adequate.
: > >>>> I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
: > >>> No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
: > >> never tried it. never will.
: > > Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
: >
: > apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
: >
: > > If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your arm,
you
: > can snort it.
: >
: > putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you
picking
: > up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
:
: I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
: needles now.
:
: > heroin can be snorted, smoked and injected.
: >
: > crack can only be smoked.
: >
: > there is a simple reason why i have never even tried heroin. when you
become
: > addicted to heroin, you get ill if you go off it. if you stop using
crack,
: > you feel absolutely fine. you may experience cravings for it, but i
found
: > that i could distract myself by getting involved in something.
:
: Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy. Crack you've got
: no choice because of changes it makes in the brain. Heroin doesn't do
: that.
:
: > i don't care how nice heroin (and other opiates) may be, i'm not
interested
: > in dealing with the consequences of a heroin addiction.
:
: Just what I thought. All talk and no balls.
:
?Can't ya see the lumps in his cheeks??
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 06:40:31 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:6HS2d.3878$JQ4.336218@news.xtra.co.nz...
"St. Jacknapes" <god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message
news:cigs8g$9uh$5@pita.alt.net...
:
: In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
:
: > St. Jacknapes wrote:
: > >>>>>>>>>> Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
: > >>>>>>>>> ***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
: > >>>>>>>> Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff
is
: > >>>>>>>> foul.
: > >>>>>>> all South African wines are good to drink.
: > >>>>>> Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
: > >>>>> is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
: > >>>> I don't care about US dollars.
: > >>>>> US dollars, that's about R39
: > >>>>> Aus dollars, that is R27.
: > >>>>> I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little
box
: > >>>>> for R18.95.
: > >>>>> That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
: > >>>> If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian
: > >>>> (also S.A) wine? :-P
: > >>>>> 1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of
the
: > >>>>> wine is more than adequate.
: > >>>> I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
: > >>> No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
: > >> never tried it. never will.
: > > Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
: >
: > apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
: >
: > > If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your
arm,
you
: > can snort it.
: >
: > putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you
picking
: > up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
:
: I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
: needles now.
:
: > heroin can be snorted, smoked and injected.
: >
: > crack can only be smoked.
: >
: > there is a simple reason why i have never even tried heroin. when you
become
: > addicted to heroin, you get ill if you go off it. if you stop using
crack,
: > you feel absolutely fine. you may experience cravings for it, but i
found
: > that i could distract myself by getting involved in something.
:
: Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy. Crack you've got
: no choice because of changes it makes in the brain. Heroin doesn't do
: that.
:
: > i don't care how nice heroin (and other opiates) may be, i'm not
interested
: > in dealing with the consequences of a heroin addiction.
:
: Just what I thought. All talk and no balls.
:
?Can't ya see the lumps in my cheeks??
try swallowing kiwi.
A couple has a male friend who's visiting from out-of-state, when an
unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling.
Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby
hotel, and be on his way in the morning.
"Nonsense," says the wife. "Our bed is plenty big enough for all three of
us, and we're all friends here." The husband concurs, and
before long they're settled in: husband in the middle, wife on his left,
friend on his right.
After a while, the husband begins snoring, and the wife sneaks over to the
friend's side of the bed, and invites him to have sex
with her. Naturally, he'd like to, but he's reluctant. "We're in the same
bed with your husband!
He'll wake up, and he'll kill me."
"Don't worry about it," she says, "he's such a sound sleeper, he'll never
notice. If you don't believe me, just yank a hair off of
his *****. He won't even wake up."
So the friend yanks a hair off the husband's *****, and sure enough, she's
right. Her husband sleeps right through having a hair
yanked out of his *****. So, she and the friend have sex, and then she goes
back to her side of the bed.
After about twenty minutes, though, she's back on his side of the bed,
asking him to do it again. The same argument follows,
another hair is yanked from the husband's corn hole, and again they have
sex. This keeps up for about half the night, until after
about the sixth time, when the wife goes back to her side.
Then the husband rolls over, and whispers to his friend, "I don't mind that
you're shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my ***** as your
scoreboard?"
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
19 Sep 2004 01:05:07 AM |
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On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 04:39:19 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <cigs8g$9uh$5@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your arm, you
can snort it.
putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you picking
up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
needles now.
too little, too late, too bad.
i have never hung out with addicts who spike themselves and i never will. in
fact, i'm done hanging out with all kinds of addicts, even the recovered
ones. if they're using drugs, they're total assholes and if they're clean,
they're still total fucking assholes.
i've come full circle in my thinking.
Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy.
sure. i got that covered. i simply won't use it ever.
the NA people would irritate me intensely because whenever i would say that,
they'd follow up with "YET". no, there's no fucking yet. the NA fuckheads
think that everyone is as fucked up as they are and will do any kind of
drug.
i never used crack because i hated myself. i smoked it because i liked it.
and i stopped smoking it because it wasted my time and my money.
i'm not going to rave on like the NA folks do, about how good my life is now
etc. etc. my life still has low points. somedays i have all kinds of ***** in
it, usually caused by other people. and sometimes i think to myself how a
piece of rock would taste now. well, i know. it would taste just great, but
i can't afford it. i can afford to buy the first few hundred, but after that
i'll go back to being bust.
Crack you've got no choice because of changes it makes in the brain.
Heroin doesn't do that.
you got them backwards. you can stop using crack and not feel ill. you'll
mostly feel very tired for quite awhile because crack users skimp on sleep
over an extended period.
opiates alter the brain so that you become physically dependent on them.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
20 Sep 2004 02:10:07 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 04:39:19 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <cigs8g$9uh$5@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your arm, you
can snort it.
putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you picking
up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
needles now.
too little, too late, too bad.
i have never hung out with addicts who spike themselves and i never will. in
fact, i'm done hanging out with all kinds of addicts, even the recovered
ones. if they're using drugs, they're total assholes and if they're clean,
they're still total fucking assholes.
i've come full circle in my thinking.
Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy.
sure. i got that covered. i simply won't use it ever.
the NA people would irritate me intensely because whenever i would say that,
they'd follow up with "YET". no, there's no fucking yet. the NA fuckheads
think that everyone is as fucked up as they are and will do any kind of
drug.
i never used crack because i hated myself. i smoked it because i liked it.
and i stopped smoking it because it wasted my time and my money.
i'm not going to rave on like the NA folks do, about how good my life is now
etc. etc. my life still has low points. somedays i have all kinds of ***** in
it, usually caused by other people. and sometimes i think to myself how a
piece of rock would taste now. well, i know. it would taste just great, but
i can't afford it. i can afford to buy the first few hundred, but after that
i'll go back to being bust.
Crack you've got no choice because of changes it makes in the brain.
Heroin doesn't do that.
you got them backwards. you can stop using crack and not feel ill. you'll
mostly feel very tired for quite awhile because crack users skimp on sleep
over an extended period.
opiates alter the brain so that you become physically dependent on them.
You're wrong. Opiates addict the entire system. Cocaine alters synapse
receptors related to Serotonin. That's why the cravings & depression
when you quit. I agree with you on this: ***** NA, or any other 12 step
horse *****. If you can't handle your drugs, then don't fucking do them.
I've done just about every drug made and when/IF it got out of hand, I
walked away on my own two fucking feet. Fucking crybabies.
I got busted for drunk driving back in 1996. The fucking court made me
go to AA for one night. What a buncha losers. They stand up and amuse
one another with stories of their drunken past, and you can tell that
they miss those days terribly. One guy stood up and started telling a
story about one night of hell with an insane guy he'd went to high
school with. He was riding in the back seat of the friend's car and it
was packed with other people drinking and having a good time as they
drove around. The crazy guy driving tells everyone the we're going to
have some fun by driving on the new freeway that was still under
construction. It had cement mixers, equipment, etc, scattered all over
it, and at one point he freeway just ended. Go off and you were dead.
The guy gets going about 100 MPH,and to make it more exciting, he turns
his head lights off. He says that was the most scared he'd been in his
life. He claims he quit drinking for 6 months afterward. He pauses,
looks around the smoky AA room with a mischievous grin, and sez " And
that MADMAN DRIVER is THAT GUY RIGHT THERE!!!" and points right at me.
--
St. Jackanapes
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http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
20 Sep 2004 07:46:35 AM |
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:10:07 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <cilvp9$tuk$1@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 04:39:19 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <cigs8g$9uh$5@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your arm, you
can snort it.
putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you picking
up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
needles now.
too little, too late, too bad.
i have never hung out with addicts who spike themselves and i never will. in
fact, i'm done hanging out with all kinds of addicts, even the recovered
ones. if they're using drugs, they're total assholes and if they're clean,
they're still total fucking assholes.
i've come full circle in my thinking.
Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy.
sure. i got that covered. i simply won't use it ever.
the NA people would irritate me intensely because whenever i would say that,
they'd follow up with "YET". no, there's no fucking yet. the NA fuckheads
think that everyone is as fucked up as they are and will do any kind of
drug.
i never used crack because i hated myself. i smoked it because i liked it.
and i stopped smoking it because it wasted my time and my money.
i'm not going to rave on like the NA folks do, about how good my life is now
etc. etc. my life still has low points. somedays i have all kinds of ***** in
it, usually caused by other people. and sometimes i think to myself how a
piece of rock would taste now. well, i know. it would taste just great, but
i can't afford it. i can afford to buy the first few hundred, but after that
i'll go back to being bust.
Crack you've got no choice because of changes it makes in the brain.
Heroin doesn't do that.
you got them backwards. you can stop using crack and not feel ill. you'll
mostly feel very tired for quite awhile because crack users skimp on sleep
over an extended period.
opiates alter the brain so that you become physically dependent on them.
You're wrong. Opiates addict the entire system.
and i want that like i want a hole in my head.
Cocaine alters synapse
receptors related to Serotonin. That's why the cravings & depression
when you quit.
i never suffered from depression when i quit crack. in fact, i felt better,
upbeat, positive.
it was when i was using crack and coming off it that i would feel depressed.
I agree with you on this: ***** NA, or any other 12 step
horse *****. If you can't handle your drugs, then don't fucking do them.
I've done just about every drug made and when/IF it got out of hand, I
walked away on my own two fucking feet. Fucking crybabies.
NA cannot help a single person to get off drugs.
I got busted for drunk driving back in 1996. The fucking court made me
go to AA for one night. What a buncha losers. They stand up and amuse
one another with stories of their drunken past, and you can tell that
they miss those days terribly. One guy stood up and started telling a
story about one night of hell with an insane guy he'd went to high
school with. He was riding in the back seat of the friend's car and it
was packed with other people drinking and having a good time as they
drove around. The crazy guy driving tells everyone the we're going to
have some fun by driving on the new freeway that was still under
construction. It had cement mixers, equipment, etc, scattered all over
it, and at one point he freeway just ended. Go off and you were dead.
The guy gets going about 100 MPH,and to make it more exciting, he turns
his head lights off. He says that was the most scared he'd been in his
life. He claims he quit drinking for 6 months afterward. He pauses,
looks around the smoky AA room with a mischievous grin, and sez " And
that MADMAN DRIVER is THAT GUY RIGHT THERE!!!" and points right at me.
nice story, but i don't believe a word of it.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
20 Sep 2004 08:37:50 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:10:07 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <cilvp9$tuk$1@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 04:39:19 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <cigs8g$9uh$5@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Crack & tobacco are more addictive than heroin.
apparently crack is the most addictive drug known to man.
If you too big a ***** (like I assume) to stick a needle in your arm, you
can snort it.
putting needles into one's body is a very big health risk. hence you picking
up HCV (hepatitis C virus).
I picked up HCV in 1970 doing heroin. As an adult, I know to use clean
needles now.
too little, too late, too bad.
i have never hung out with addicts who spike themselves and i never will. in
fact, i'm done hanging out with all kinds of addicts, even the recovered
ones. if they're using drugs, they're total assholes and if they're clean,
they're still total fucking assholes.
i've come full circle in my thinking.
Don't let yourself get addicted to the heroin, dummy.
sure. i got that covered. i simply won't use it ever.
the NA people would irritate me intensely because whenever i would say that,
they'd follow up with "YET". no, there's no fucking yet. the NA fuckheads
think that everyone is as fucked up as they are and will do any kind of
drug.
i never used crack because i hated myself. i smoked it because i liked it.
and i stopped smoking it because it wasted my time and my money.
i'm not going to rave on like the NA folks do, about how good my life is now
etc. etc. my life still has low points. somedays i have all kinds of ***** in
it, usually caused by other people. and sometimes i think to myself how a
piece of rock would taste now. well, i know. it would taste just great, but
i can't afford it. i can afford to buy the first few hundred, but after that
i'll go back to being bust.
Crack you've got no choice because of changes it makes in the brain.
Heroin doesn't do that.
you got them backwards. you can stop using crack and not feel ill. you'll
mostly feel very tired for quite awhile because crack users skimp on sleep
over an extended period.
opiates alter the brain so that you become physically dependent on them.
You're wrong. Opiates addict the entire system.
and i want that like i want a hole in my head.
Cocaine alters synapse
receptors related to Serotonin. That's why the cravings & depression
when you quit.
i never suffered from depression when i quit crack. in fact, i felt better,
upbeat, positive.
it was when i was using crack and coming off it that i would feel depressed.
I agree with you on this: ***** NA, or any other 12 step
horse *****. If you can't handle your drugs, then don't fucking do them.
I've done just about every drug made and when/IF it got out of hand, I
walked away on my own two fucking feet. Fucking crybabies.
NA cannot help a single person to get off drugs.
I got busted for drunk driving back in 1996. The fucking court made me
go to AA for one night. What a buncha losers. They stand up and amuse
one another with stories of their drunken past, and you can tell that
they miss those days terribly. One guy stood up and started telling a
story about one night of hell with an insane guy he'd went to high
school with. He was riding in the back seat of the friend's car and it
was packed with other people drinking and having a good time as they
drove around. The crazy guy driving tells everyone the we're going to
have some fun by driving on the new freeway that was still under
construction. It had cement mixers, equipment, etc, scattered all over
it, and at one point he freeway just ended. Go off and you were dead.
The guy gets going about 100 MPH,and to make it more exciting, he turns
his head lights off. He says that was the most scared he'd been in his
life. He claims he quit drinking for 6 months afterward. He pauses,
looks around the smoky AA room with a mischievous grin, and sez " And
that MADMAN DRIVER is THAT GUY RIGHT THERE!!!" and points right at me.
nice story, but i don't believe a word of it.
You don't belive I'm insane, especially drunk behind the wheel?
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
I got busted for drunk driving back in 1996.
I have never been busted for drunk driving.
The fucking court made me
go to AA for one night. What a buncha losers. They stand up and amuse
one another with stories of their drunken past, and you can tell that
they miss those days terribly. One guy stood up and started telling a
story about one night of hell with an insane guy he'd went to high
school with. He was riding in the back seat of the friend's car and it
was packed with other people drinking and having a good time as they
drove around. The crazy guy driving tells everyone the we're going to
have some fun by driving on the new freeway that was still under
construction. It had cement mixers, equipment, etc, scattered all over
it, and at one point he freeway just ended. Go off and you were dead.
The guy gets going about 100 MPH,and to make it more exciting, he turns
his head lights off. He says that was the most scared he'd been in his
life. He claims he quit drinking for 6 months afterward. He pauses,
looks around the smoky AA room with a mischievous grin, and sez " And
that MADMAN DRIVER is THAT GUY RIGHT THERE!!!" and points right at me.
nice story, but i don't believe a word of it.
You don't belive I'm insane, especially drunk behind the wheel?
i'm never going to find out.
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21 Sep 2004 11:50:16 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
I got busted for drunk driving back in 1996.
I have never been busted for drunk driving.
That was my third time. Oddly, I was pulled over for my normal reckless
driving style every time, not for drunk driving. They noticed I was
drunk when they came to write me a ticket.
The fucking court made me
go to AA for one night. What a buncha losers. They stand up and amuse
one another with stories of their drunken past, and you can tell that
they miss those days terribly. One guy stood up and started telling a
story about one night of hell with an insane guy he'd went to high
school with. He was riding in the back seat of the friend's car and it
was packed with other people drinking and having a good time as they
drove around. The crazy guy driving tells everyone the we're going to
have some fun by driving on the new freeway that was still under
construction. It had cement mixers, equipment, etc, scattered all over
it, and at one point he freeway just ended. Go off and you were dead.
The guy gets going about 100 MPH,and to make it more exciting, he turns
his head lights off. He says that was the most scared he'd been in his
life. He claims he quit drinking for 6 months afterward. He pauses,
looks around the smoky AA room with a mischievous grin, and sez " And
that MADMAN DRIVER is THAT GUY RIGHT THERE!!!" and points right at me.
nice story, but i don't believe a word of it.
You don't belive I'm insane, especially drunk behind the wheel?
i'm never going to find out.
See, you just aren't adventurous.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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22 Sep 2004 03:14:27 PM |
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Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
I have never been busted for drunk driving.
White lie noted. Tacit admission noted.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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22 Sep 2004 12:26:58 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
I have never been busted for drunk driving.
White lie noted. Tacit admission noted.
I was wondering what he HAD been busted for, since it wasn't drunk
driving?
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| User: "tramboy" |
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22 Sep 2004 02:03:58 PM |
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In article <ciscm0$id7$1@pita.alt.net>,
says...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
I have never been busted for drunk driving.
White lie noted. Tacit admission noted.
I was wondering what he HAD been busted for, since it wasn't drunk
driving?
Hey, DUI doesn't necessarily mean driving drunk. It just means you were
driving under the influence of... something.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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22 Sep 2004 03:13:49 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...
In article <ciscm0$id7$1@pita.alt.net>,
says...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
I have never been busted for drunk driving.
White lie noted. Tacit admission noted.
I was wondering what he HAD been busted for, since it wasn't drunk
driving?
Hey, DUI doesn't necessarily mean driving drunk. It just means you were
driving under the influence of... something.
When I was a teenager the cops would charge me with "Intoxication" if
they could smell booze. If they couldn't smell any alcohol, they'd
charge me with "Endangering My Morals and Health and the Morals and
Health of Others..." despite the obvious fact that I had no morals to
endanger in the first fucking place, a point that I would always bring
up with the arresting cops, much to their amusement. My complaints about
the charge never kept me from getting a free ride down to my second
home, the Columbus Juvenile Detention Center.
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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22 Sep 2004 02:47:14 PM |
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tramboy wrote:
Hey, DUI doesn't necessarily mean driving drunk. It just means you
were driving under the influence of... something.
In your case I think we can confidently rule out "brains".
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15 Sep 2004 09:22:32 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:04:02 -0400, St. Jacknapes
<god-lied-2-U2-@church.org> wrote in message <ci8t29$68p$6@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy <die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.faq.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the name
of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I give
less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what happens
when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few more hours,
and the voices in his head will have him sculpting
knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot, anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post my
valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf. piece
of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Why not? Ever taken morphine in the hospital? If you had to?
Each molecule of H is converted by the body into 2 molecules of
morphine. It's really the same compound, only more of it.
Chemistry, realm of wonders...
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16 Sep 2004 07:18:55 AM |
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On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:22:32 -0700, Father Haskell <frahaskell@hell.gov>
wrote in message <4148F8E8.4F9E@hell.gov>:
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:04:02 -0400, St. Jacknapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy <die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.faq.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the name
of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I give
less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what happens
when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few more hours,
and the voices in his head will have him sculpting
knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot, anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post my
valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf. piece
of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Why not? Ever taken morphine in the hospital? If you had to?
the strongest opiate i have had is pethadine (sp?). it was pretty good.
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17 Sep 2004 04:11:27 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:tn7ik0lo0cfp4slhtemocvci1fpk7or1h5@4ax.com...
On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:22:32 -0700, Father Haskell <frahaskell@hell.gov>
wrote in message <4148F8E8.4F9E@hell.gov>:
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:04:02 -0400, St. Jacknapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.fag.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the
name
of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I
give
less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what
happens
when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few more
hours,
and the voices in his head will have him sculpting
knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot,
anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post
my
valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf.
piece
of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little
box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian
(also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of
the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
never tried it. never will.
Why not? Ever taken morphine in the hospital? If you had to?
the strongest opiate i have had is pethadine (sp?). it was pretty good.
whatcha gonna use when you go to prison fag boy?
Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher
singled him out. "If I gave you $200," the teacher began,"
and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan,
what would you have?" "An orgy," Johnny answered.
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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17 Sep 2004 01:37:42 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ci6sd4$euq$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.faq.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the
name of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you
fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I
give less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what
happens when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few
more hours, and the voices in his head will have him
sculpting knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot, anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post
my valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf. piece
of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian (also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
I don't know about heroin. But I'm sure you could find an armful of
heroine.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 02:32:35 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ci6sd4$euq$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.faq.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the
name of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you
fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I
give less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what
happens when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few
more hours, and the voices in his head will have him
sculpting knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot, anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post
my valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf. piece
of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little box
for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian (also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of the
wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
I don't know about heroin. But I'm sure you could find an armful of
heroine.
Already have. Her name's Kathy & I have a date next week - and she's
already my heroine. Time to dump this girl I'm living with. Packin' my
bags.
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 02:39:48 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in message
<ci6sd4$euq$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.faq.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the
name of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you
fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I
give less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what
happens when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few
more hours, and the voices in his head will have him
sculpting knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot,
anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post
my valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf.
piece of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little
box for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian (also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of
the wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
I don't know about heroin. But I'm sure you could find an armful of
heroine.
Already have. Her name's Kathy & I have a date next week - and she's
already my heroine. Time to dump this girl I'm living with. Packin' my
bags.
Did Kathy sweep you off your feet?
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 03:07:34 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:40:51 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in message
<ci6sd4$euq$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:57:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:11:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 12:54:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:29:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 21:05:30 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
mel@atj.faq.com
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 20:15:55 -0400, tramboy
<die@you.fucker>
she's an atjer. she's gonna stomp yer ***** now.
you afjc putz are no match for us.
[...]
Well, so far he's started with remarks about my
sexual preference, age, IQ, and weight. I bet
next are driving habits and my table manners.....
<squeaky luke skywalker voice>
There's a reason why the word "flame" appears in the
name of the alt.FLAME.jesus.christ newsgroup, you
fuckwit.
</luke>
<jabba the hutt voice>
ho ho ho ho.
put him in.
</jabba>
If you don't like that,
then don't crosspost; I won't reciprocate, because I
give less than a ***** about what you like.
<FX sounds of tramboy being swallowed whole>
<BURRRRP!>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PSA: The word-salad above is a good example of what
happens when a schizo fails to take his meds. A few
more hours, and the voices in his head will have him
sculpting knicknacks out of his own turds.
LOL fear me, fool.
Where did you manage to pick up this Ramboy idiot,
anyway?
one of Brianna's crowd... afjc.
i've decided to invite them to the party every time i post
my valuable inciteful comments.
Darling, 'incite'ful is exactly right :-D
spot on! you can choose something from the bottom shelf.
piece of used chewing gum? still has some flavour.
Don't you have any schnapps? I ran out :-S
***** the Germans! i drink local wines! :-)
Here the best Australian wine is cask wine, the bottle stuff is
foul.
all South African wines are good to drink.
Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?
is that Aus dollars or US dollars?
I don't care about US dollars.
US dollars, that's about R39
Aus dollars, that is R27.
I regularly buy 1 litre of Robertson Dry White Wine in a little
box for R18.95.
That's Aus$4.15 / US$2.95
If it's good, that's a bargain. Are you sure it's not South
Australian (also S.A) wine? :-P
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the quality of
the wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient ways.
No *****. Wine is hideous. Gimme an arm full of heroin any day.
I don't know about heroin. But I'm sure you could find an armful of
heroine.
Already have. Her name's Kathy & I have a date next week - and she's
already my heroine. Time to dump this girl I'm living with. Packin' my
bags.
Did Kathy sweep you off your feet?
<chuckle> oh yeah! The girl I live with has problems with my past as a
druggie & revolutionary back during the Vietnam war. I've had a somewhat
unusual life. If you want me to tell you a humorous story about when I &
Kathy were 15, I will.
--
St. Jackanapes
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-0- ULC Ordained Saint & Zenophobic -0-
The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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HALAH'S OPEN FORUM: http://forums.clickhalah.com/
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
17 Sep 2004 07:12:37 PM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
<chuckle> oh yeah! The girl I live with has problems with my past as a
druggie & revolutionary back during the Vietnam war.
how would any of those affect her?
I've had a somewhat
unusual life. If you want me to tell you a humorous story about when I &
Kathy were 15, I will.
if the story is sordid, i want to her it.
--
zoogar
http://www.atjfaq.com/
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
18 Sep 2004 09:52:27 PM |
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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote
St. Jacknapes wrote:
<chuckle> oh yeah! The girl I live with has problems with my past as a
druggie & revolutionary back during the Vietnam war.
how would any of those affect her?
I've had a somewhat
unusual life. If you want me to tell you a humorous story about when I &
Kathy were 15, I will.
if the story is sordid, i want to her it.
Alright, you're her. Now what?
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