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Mos wrote:
Some bozo in Colorado name of Coors is running
for office. Wants to lower the drinking age.
Well, duh.....
in France, parents get their children drinking wine from about age 10.
it is a well known fact that people who eat a "Mediteranean" diet, which has
red wine as an integral part of it, suffer a lower incidence of heart
disease.
if you drink a couple of cases of red wine a day in moderation, you are
doing yourself a favour.
if you abstain, you are going to experience SUDDEN DEATH at age 40!
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28 Oct 2004 03:37:12 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 00:09:29 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 20:38:40 -0400, tramboy <you@can.blow.me> wrote:
I already know what the problem is. It's a subtle compatibility issue
between EFS and a security product that I have running, and it can only
be corrected by the developer.
Then why blame it on Windows XP? It sounds like your security product
is the problem. Was it written for Windows XP or another Windows
version. If it was written for another version of Windows there is a
work around that's about 90% effective. I've used it a lot in the
past.
Larry
GEEKFIGHT!
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The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.
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27 Oct 2004 10:13:08 PM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:24:59 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <ma40o0hpq5gukk2hqfh1poe3j7pn83542d@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 17:11:54 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
tramboy wrote:
As if XP is much better.
This week's count so far: Two BSODs and three system-hangs.
Sounds like a personal problem. I've been running XP for well over a
year now, and have had maybe three or four system hangs including one
BSOD early on, and only one of which is post-SP2 (and that was my own
fault). But then, I actually know what I'm doing...which is more than
I can say for anyone who has managed to make his system crash multiple
times in one week. There's no substitute for careful skill and proper
system setup. It isn't *that* damn hard. On the other hand, the idea
that a consumer OS takes as much expertise and trouble to install and
maintain as it does (and yes, that includes Mac - and also and
especially Linux) is frustrating. But hey, like it or not, we are in
the "Model T" era of computers; check back in 100 years and see how
things look.
In the meantime, stop bitching and use the technology or don't. Try
there is none.
We've had almost zero system crashes here in the several years we've
been running Windows XP. The few we have had are due to something
we've done. It's actually pretty hard to screw up. I have met people
that describe the exact same problems that tramboy does. They have
expired virus definitions, hundreds of spyware on their machines and
are running broadband without a firewall. Basically they have no idea
what they're doing.
Larry
Exactly. Mine typically runs for 3-4 weeks at a stretch without
getting rebooted, and doesn't even need it then, I just do it anyway.
Works like a charm. I brought it home from the store, and started
installing software. And turning off the cartoon interface
"features". It's NEVER had a BSOD, in nearly two years.
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30 Oct 2004 08:34:19 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 17:11:54 -0400, "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com>
wrote in message <2uah8qF281e1jU1@uni-berlin.de>:
tramboy wrote:
As if XP is much better.
This week's count so far: Two BSODs and three system-hangs.
Sounds like a personal problem. I've been running XP for well over a
year now, and have had maybe three or four system hangs including one
BSOD early on, and only one of which is post-SP2 (and that was my own
fault). But then, I actually know what I'm doing...which is more than
I can say for anyone who has managed to make his system crash multiple
times in one week. There's no substitute for careful skill and proper
system setup. It isn't *that* damn hard. On the other hand, the idea
that a consumer OS takes as much expertise and trouble to install and
maintain as it does (and yes, that includes Mac - and also and
especially Linux) is frustrating. But hey, like it or not, we are in
the "Model T" era of computers; check back in 100 years and see how
things look.
In the meantime, stop bitching and use the technology or don't. Try
there is none.
the history of my computer use by Greg T. Evans, a dirt bag.
***** off.
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| User: "Mel" |
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30 Oct 2004 08:33:21 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:34:16 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<4h10o01sm49fgnma61d4hsdddinaulpqst@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:40:06 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
Guess who is not upgrading from Windows 98SE? ME!!!
Guess whose computer crashes whenever it feels like.
hardly ever.
Hint: Look in the mirror.
You'll be amazed at what I run on Win98SE. I see absolutely no percentage in
upgrading.
Google will have to realise that if they want me to make use of their
desktop search tool, they'll have to make one for my platform. I'm not
upgrading to XP just so I can run their little app.
Also I need a 100% money back guarantee that their little tool will not be
sending a little report through to Google telling them all that is on my
hard drive.
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30 Oct 2004 12:22:52 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:33:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
You'll be amazed at what I run on Win98SE. I see absolutely no percentage in
upgrading.
Google will have to realise that if they want me to make use of their
desktop search tool, they'll have to make one for my platform. I'm not
upgrading to XP just so I can run their little app.
Also I need a 100% money back guarantee that their little tool will not be
sending a little report through to Google telling them all that is on my
hard drive.
Did you ever notice just how little your opinion counts in the real
world, Mel?
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| User: "Mel" |
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30 Oct 2004 08:52:55 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 10:22:52 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<rdj7o05s35ihrvvjveni7gma0hmanl1ncu@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:33:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
You'll be amazed at what I run on Win98SE. I see absolutely no percentage in
upgrading.
Google will have to realise that if they want me to make use of their
desktop search tool, they'll have to make one for my platform. I'm not
upgrading to XP just so I can run their little app.
Also I need a 100% money back guarantee that their little tool will not be
sending a little report through to Google telling them all that is on my
hard drive.
Did you ever notice just how little your opinion counts in the real
world, Mel?
what i find actually is that the opinions i post are often congruent with
many others, especially when it comes to the Internet and Microsoft
software.
fact is, the hardest thing for any business to do is to remain profitable
over an extended period of time.
in the 80s and early 90s Novell was the de facto Network Operating System.
Right now Microsoft is the de facto platform.
Question for you is "will your business survive the demise of Microsoft?"
I know plenty of businesses who were centred around Novell who went under.
They were called Novell System Houses and it sounded very impressive at the
time. They were making tons of money, moving lots of boxes and picking up
support contracts left, right and centre.
Then along came Windows NT and screwed their entire business model into the
ground. Many tried to adapt to the changed IT environment, but unfortunately
they were "typecast" as Novell System Houses. Something they were once so
proud of, became a millstone around their necks.
What's a Microsoft Partner in a LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP) world?
You actually pay Microsoft a annual fee to be known as a Microsoft Partner.
What have they done for you lately? How much business do they throw your
way? Or do they just allow you to use the title "Microsoft Partner" and
throw some CDs your way each year?
I bet I could find almost any answer to any given question about any given
Microsoft product for free in roughly the same amount of time that it would
take you.
I don't use XP myself, yet when confronted with XP related problems, I'm not
at all hamstrung. My CV includes Novell CNE training and Microsoft MCSE
training (Win NT 4 stream). How good is your Linux knowledge? How well do
you know Apache server? MySQL? PHP? HTML? CSS2? XML?
So, what is the percentage in being a Microsoft Partner?
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30 Oct 2004 09:10:35 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:52:55 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
I don't use XP myself, yet when confronted with XP related problems, I'm not
at all hamstrung. My CV includes Novell CNE training and Microsoft MCSE
training (Win NT 4 stream). How good is your Linux knowledge? How well do
you know Apache server? MySQL? PHP? HTML? CSS2? XML?
So, what is the percentage in being a Microsoft Partner?
<grin>
You'll have to find out for yourself. If you're smart enough being a
Microsoft Partner can help you earn a lot of money. There are perks.
One thing I'm not going to tell you is how to make money, Mel.
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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31 Oct 2004 05:19:26 AM |
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:52:55 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
I don't use XP myself, yet when confronted with XP related problems, I'm
not at all hamstrung. My CV includes Novell CNE training and Microsoft
MCSE training (Win NT 4 stream). How good is your Linux knowledge? How
well do you know Apache server? MySQL? PHP? HTML? CSS2? XML?
So, what is the percentage in being a Microsoft Partner?
<grin>
You'll have to find out for yourself.
oh i can read Microsoft's spiel if i want to.
If you're smart enough being a
Microsoft Partner can help you earn a lot of money. There are perks.
One thing I'm not going to tell you is how to make money, Mel.
there's no secret actually. you just do your work for people who can afford
to pay your hourly rate.
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| User: "Mel" |
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26 Oct 2004 03:27:24 AM |
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On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 08:54:01 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
<10nq4s9ebe51u91@corp.supernews.com>:
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:
Mos wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Wed, 20 Oct 2004 16:00:17 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Thu, 21 Oct 2004 06:44:56 +1300 was a day just like any other,
until "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote:
ur_droll wrote:
and I'll have to raise my opinion of you.
You don't want that to happen, now do you?
No..... I'd rather you "raise" me some cash
I'd rather raze my opinion.
Try a waterblaster in your ear
Powerwashers 'R' Us!
What?
http://www.powerwasher.com/
You shouldn't have told him...now he'll be
wanting to give himself a douche all the time.
You got something against self-gratification?
No, but he insists on emailing photos to everybody.
Luckily, I got a spam filter.
it's ineffective. it keeps sending your email out.
You're fucking up. That is the second funny thing
you've said within a year's time. You are in danger
of having your Troll status rescinded. Don't you
want to be like droll when you dumben down ?
fuckkkk off Mos. the only 18yos i'm interested in impressing are attractive
and have juicy cunts.
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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19 Oct 2004 12:07:34 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 21:11:06 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<JesusGotAWhaleOfABoner@ChurchLastSunday.org> wrote in message
<ckv57i$epf$3@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 00:23:01 -0400, St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:31:16 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
it's difficult to improve on water as a drink. when you need
hydrating, nothing is more satisfying than water.
Although Gatorade is trying to prove otherwise.
it tastes horrible.
Our water tastes like it has mineral salts in it.
our does not.
South Africa has very good quality drinking water.
That's not the water that
has the flavour. I bet if you looked up a data sheet for water it
would say flavourless.
that would be an opinion that is not shared by me.
your mother probably allowed you to drink too many sweet fizzy
drinks when you were thirsty as a child.
Mostly juice, or milk drinks actually.
yeah. prolly with Nesquik stirred in.
kids should drink water, not fizzy drinks.
Oh, I don't know. I give all kids fizzy drinks with vodka mixed in.
Shuts the little bastards up.
i'm praying for you, you evil *****. i pray that God sends a truck
to run you over.
The *****'s been trying for 48 years and ain't got me yet. *****
God.
you are in such deep ***** now.
Mel incase you haven't realized, I'm a 48 year old child molester/sex
offender.
*****, ya impotent imposter!
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18 Oct 2004 12:21:36 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 21:11:06 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<JesusGotAWhaleOfABoner@ChurchLastSunday.org> wrote in message
<ckv57i$epf$3@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 00:23:01 -0400, St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:31:16 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
it's difficult to improve on water as a drink. when you need
hydrating, nothing is more satisfying than water.
Although Gatorade is trying to prove otherwise.
it tastes horrible.
Our water tastes like it has mineral salts in it.
our does not.
South Africa has very good quality drinking water.
That's not the water that
has the flavour. I bet if you looked up a data sheet for water it would say
flavourless.
that would be an opinion that is not shared by me.
your mother probably allowed you to drink too many sweet fizzy drinks
when you were thirsty as a child.
Mostly juice, or milk drinks actually.
yeah. prolly with Nesquik stirred in.
kids should drink water, not fizzy drinks.
Oh, I don't know. I give all kids fizzy drinks with vodka mixed in.
Shuts the little bastards up.
i'm praying for you, you evil *****. i pray that God sends a truck to run
you over.
The *****'s been trying for 48 years and ain't got me yet. *****
God.
you are in such deep ***** now.
The ***** took a shot at me earlier this month. Infected my toe, and
got me so high on Methadone pills that I didn't notice. That is until
the ***** I was formerly living with got sick of my ***** & called the
cops & the EMS squad. She sure foiled God's plan. A week in hospital and
I'm back kicking the old Jewish fucker's *****!
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18 Oct 2004 07:13:09 AM |
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In article <ckvjt8$epf$f@pita.alt.net>,
JesusGotAWhaleOfABoner@ChurchLastSunday.org says...
The ***** took a shot at me earlier this month. Infected my toe, and
got me so high on Methadone pills that I didn't notice. That is until
the ***** I was formerly living with got sick of my ***** & called the
cops & the EMS squad.
She called the cops? Geez, what a *****. Those motherfuckers exist for
the sole purpose of terrorizing people and throwing them in jail, so
calling them on somebody is the ultimate offense. And when somebody
close to you calls them on you it's like high treason. I sure hope you
kicked her fucking teeth in or detonated an M80 in her ***** or
something, to teach her a lesson.
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18 Oct 2004 03:03:09 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...
In article <ckvjt8$epf$f@pita.alt.net>,
JesusGotAWhaleOfABoner@ChurchLastSunday.org says...
The ***** took a shot at me earlier this month. Infected my toe, and
got me so high on Methadone pills that I didn't notice. That is until
the ***** I was formerly living with got sick of my ***** & called the
cops & the EMS squad.
She called the cops? Geez, what a *****. Those motherfuckers exist for
the sole purpose of terrorizing people and throwing them in jail, so
calling them on somebody is the ultimate offense. And when somebody
close to you calls them on you it's like high treason. I sure hope you
kicked her fucking teeth in or detonated an M80 in her ***** or
something, to teach her a lesson.
She's still way too useful to me. Not to mention that I left three of my
PCs over there. I've got her totally confused and befuddled by acting
like she did me a favor instead of being furious by her back-stabbing.
As the saying goes, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I posted the whole story of that night on Halah's (low-traffic) Forum in
the AFJC members only area. It's pretty funny. Tell him who you are &
he'll add you to that area...
HALAH'S OPEN FORUM: http://forums.clickhalah.com/
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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19 Oct 2004 12:06:02 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...
In article <ckvjt8$epf$f@pita.alt.net>,
JesusGotAWhaleOfABoner@ChurchLastSunday.org says...
The ***** took a shot at me earlier this month. Infected my toe, and
got me so high on Methadone pills that I didn't notice. That is until
the ***** I was formerly living with got sick of my ***** & called the
cops & the EMS squad.
She called the cops? Geez, what a *****. Those motherfuckers exist for
the sole purpose of terrorizing people and throwing them in jail, so
calling them on somebody is the ultimate offense. And when somebody
close to you calls them on you it's like high treason. I sure hope you
kicked her fucking teeth in or detonated an M80 in her ***** or
something, to teach her a lesson.
She's still way too useful to me. Not to mention that I left three of my
PCs over there. I've got her totally confused and befuddled by acting
like she did me a favor instead of being furious by her back-stabbing.
As the saying goes, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I posted the whole story of that night on Halah's (low-traffic) Forum in
the AFJC members only area. It's pretty funny. Tell him who you are &
he'll add you to that area...
HALAH'S OPEN FORUM: http://forums.clickhalah.com/
email it to me, ya wanker...
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18 Oct 2004 06:42:10 AM |
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 01:21:36 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<JesusGotAWhaleOfABoner@ChurchLastSunday.org> wrote in message
<ckvjt8$epf$f@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 21:11:06 -0400, St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 00:23:01 -0400, St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:31:16 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
it's difficult to improve on water as a drink. when you need
hydrating, nothing is more satisfying than water.
Although Gatorade is trying to prove otherwise.
it tastes horrible.
Our water tastes like it has mineral salts in it.
our does not.
South Africa has very good quality drinking water.
That's not the water that
has the flavour. I bet if you looked up a data sheet for water it would say
flavourless.
that would be an opinion that is not shared by me.
your mother probably allowed you to drink too many sweet fizzy drinks
when you were thirsty as a child.
Mostly juice, or milk drinks actually.
yeah. prolly with Nesquik stirred in.
kids should drink water, not fizzy drinks.
Oh, I don't know. I give all kids fizzy drinks with vodka mixed in.
Shuts the little bastards up.
i'm praying for you, you evil *****. i pray that God sends a truck to run
you over.
The *****'s been trying for 48 years and ain't got me yet. *****
God.
you are in such deep ***** now.
The ***** took a shot at me earlier this month. Infected my toe, and
got me so high on Methadone pills that I didn't notice. That is until
the ***** I was formerly living with got sick of my ***** & called the
cops & the EMS squad. She sure foiled God's plan. A week in hospital and
I'm back kicking the old Jewish fucker's *****!
ti-i-i-ime is on my side.
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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27 Oct 2004 03:34:45 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:31:16 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckqpp7$2d8$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
it's difficult to improve on water as a drink. when you need
hydrating, nothing is more satisfying than water.
Although Gatorade is trying to prove otherwise.
it tastes horrible.
No kidding.
Our water tastes like it has mineral salts in it.
our does not.
South Africa has very good quality drinking water.
What about after the elephants have taken a bath in it?
That's not the water that
has the flavour. I bet if you looked up a data sheet for water it
would say flavourless.
that would be an opinion that is not shared by me.
You're deluded.
your mother probably allowed you to drink too many sweet fizzy
drinks when you were thirsty as a child.
Mostly juice, or milk drinks actually.
yeah. prolly with Nesquik stirred in.
Nah, flavoured beforehand. I still drink full cream milk too. It has a lot
more good stuff in it than bad stuff. They're trying to fortify foods with
conjugated linoleic acid (CLA) which blocks cholesterol absorption. Funnily
enough it's found in full cream milk, so all the people who drink skim are
missing out.
kids should drink water, not fizzy drinks.
Or juice.
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
14 Oct 2004 02:38:57 PM |
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Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:12:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cjo1o1$469$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the
quality of the wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient
ways.
well, now yer contradicting yerself:
"Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?"
Getting drunk is a side effect.
nope. if i want a tasty drink, i buy vanilla coca-cola. if i
want to get wasted, i buy 1 litre of cheap dry white wine. the
taste isn't bad at all either.
My drink fetish is passionfruit and orange juice.
i mostly drink water.
I try to, but it's so boring.
water is the most delicious drink that there is.
Your tastebuds must be non-existent.
or water must taste ***** in your country.
You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said she's a
connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on about some sweet
water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's water, you dumb *****!'.
_You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
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Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
14 Oct 2004 05:18:43 PM |
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"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1097782376./ochvI4sn1Fwo1w9Ss907A@1usenet...
: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
: until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
: >Mel wrote:
: >> On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:12:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
: >> wrote in message <cjo1o1$469$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
: >>> Mel wrote:
: >>>>>>>>>>>> 1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the
: >>>>>>>>>>>> quality of the wine is more than adequate.
: >>>>>>>>>>> I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient
: >>>>>>>>>>> ways.
: >>>>>>>>>> well, now yer contradicting yerself:
: >>>>>>>>>> "Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?"
: >>>>>>>>> Getting drunk is a side effect.
: >>>>>>>> nope. if i want a tasty drink, i buy vanilla coca-cola. if i
: >>>>>>>> want to get wasted, i buy 1 litre of cheap dry white wine. the
: >>>>>>>> taste isn't bad at all either.
: >>>>>>> My drink fetish is passionfruit and orange juice.
: >>>>>> i mostly drink water.
: >>>>> I try to, but it's so boring.
: >>>> water is the most delicious drink that there is.
: >>> Your tastebuds must be non-existent.
: >>
: >> or water must taste ***** in your country.
: >
: >You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said she's
a
: >connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on about some sweet
: >water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's water, you dumb *****!'.
:
: _You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
Ironically...... she was telling the TV that it was a "dumb *****"
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
15 Oct 2004 01:54:59 PM |
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Fri, 15 Oct 2004 11:18:43 +1300 was a day just like any other,
until "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1097782376./ochvI4sn1Fwo1w9Ss907A@1usenet...
: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
: until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
: >
: >You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said she's
a
: >connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on about some sweet
: >water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's water, you dumb *****!'.
:
: _You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
Ironically...... she was telling the TV that it was a "dumb *****"
Hey, it talks at her, doesn't it? It'd be impolite if she didn't
answer.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
16 Oct 2004 04:35:33 AM |
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Keith E. wrote:
Fri, 15 Oct 2004 11:18:43 +1300 was a day just like any other,
until "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1097782376./ochvI4sn1Fwo1w9Ss907A@1usenet...
Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who
said she's a connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling
on about some sweet water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's
water, you dumb *****!'.
_You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
Ironically...... she was telling the TV that it was a "dumb *****"
Hey, it talks at her, doesn't it? It'd be impolite if she didn't
answer.
If that's the case, I must have been terribly impolite in killfiling
ur_droll.
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
16 Oct 2004 04:25:53 AM |
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Keith E. wrote:
Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:12:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cjo1o1$469$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
1 litre of wine is plenty enough to get drunk and the
quality of the wine is more than adequate.
I don't drink wine to get drunk. There are more efficient
ways.
well, now yer contradicting yerself:
"Do they have many $6 wines for a cheap drunk like myself?"
Getting drunk is a side effect.
nope. if i want a tasty drink, i buy vanilla coca-cola. if i
want to get wasted, i buy 1 litre of cheap dry white wine. the
taste isn't bad at all either.
My drink fetish is passionfruit and orange juice.
i mostly drink water.
I try to, but it's so boring.
water is the most delicious drink that there is.
Your tastebuds must be non-existent.
or water must taste ***** in your country.
You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said
she's a connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on
about some sweet water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's water,
you dumb *****!'.
_You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
I watched the ads, and some of the endings when people go booted.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
16 Oct 2004 02:11:00 PM |
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Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:25:53 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said
she's a connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on
about some sweet water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's water,
you dumb *****!'.
_You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
I watched the ads, and some of the endings when people go booted.
Jeez, the ads? That's worse'n I thought.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
27 Oct 2004 03:29:04 AM |
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Keith E. wrote:
Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:25:53 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said
she's a connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on
about some sweet water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's
water, you dumb *****!'.
_You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
I watched the ads, and some of the endings when people go booted.
Jeez, the ads? That's worse'n I thought.
I like to complain about them.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
07 Dec 2004 12:05:35 PM |
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:38:14 -0600, "Steven M (remove wax and invalid to
reply)" <unspam@hal-pcwax.org.invalid> wrote in message
<ftjar0dce2po6d9m8ljc26io3digjk3o09@4ax.com>:
Je Tue, 7 Dec 2004 15:55:54 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
skribis:
Ever since the airwaves here were infiltrated by American shitcoms, my tv
watching has definitely gone down.
"Everyone Loves Raymond" - please, everyone wants to strangle Raymond
"Friends" - yes your job is a joke, and your love life is DOA
"According to Jim" - he should get off the airwaves, heh.
I tend to agree, but I'm curious, where are you? Here in America
Friends is finished, although it lives in reruns.
learn to read a header, dippy.
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
07 Dec 2004 12:31:59 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:v7obr0t6gteq98dnnhg7qd9bd43qh430k0@4ax.com...
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:38:14 -0600, "Steven M (remove wax and invalid to
reply)" <unspam@hal-pcwax.org.invalid> wrote in message
<ftjar0dce2po6d9m8ljc26io3digjk3o09@4ax.com>:
Je Tue, 7 Dec 2004 15:55:54 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
skribis:
Ever since the airwaves here were infiltrated by American shitcoms, my tv
watching has definitely gone down.
"Everyone Loves Raymond" - please, everyone wants to strangle Raymond
"Friends" - yes your job is a joke, and your love life is DOA
"According to Jim" - he should get off the airwaves, heh.
I tend to agree, but I'm curious, where are you? Here in America
Friends is finished, although it lives in reruns.
learn to read a header, dippy.
you haven't learned how to read yet fag boy.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck
defiance.
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webmaster of atjfag.com
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Fag Town news
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| User: "Steven M remove wax and invalid to reply" |
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07 Dec 2004 12:49:03 PM |
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Je Tue, 07 Dec 2004 20:05:35 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> skribis:
Ever since the airwaves here were infiltrated by American shitcoms, my tv
watching has definitely gone down.
"Everyone Loves Raymond" - please, everyone wants to strangle Raymond
"Friends" - yes your job is a joke, and your love life is DOA
"According to Jim" - he should get off the airwaves, heh.
I tend to agree, but I'm curious, where are you? Here in America
Friends is finished, although it lives in reruns.
learn to read a header, dippy.
I saw both .nz and .au in the headers, dippy.
Message-ID: <cp3glf$n3m$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 203-173-20-115.dyn.iinet.net.au
But that's still doesn't mean anything. I know people in Latin
America who post via US ISP's, I see postings from the USA via a
university in Germany.
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Plurality shouldn't be posited without necessity
-- William of Occam, as in Occam's Razor
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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15 Dec 2004 02:22:46 AM |
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Steven M (remove wax and invalid to reply), wasting several more cubic
feet of our planet's precious oxygen, hurled 28 lines of
bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes on Tue, 07 Dec
2004 12:49:03 -0600 with this little gem..
<njubr0hicpnh71q6gi7k5khisqbhamk62m@4ax.com>:
Je Tue, 07 Dec 2004 20:05:35 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> skribis:
Ever since the airwaves here were infiltrated by American shitcoms, my tv
watching has definitely gone down.
"Everyone Loves Raymond" - please, everyone wants to strangle Raymond
"Friends" - yes your job is a joke, and your love life is DOA
"According to Jim" - he should get off the airwaves, heh.
I tend to agree, but I'm curious, where are you? Here in America
Friends is finished, although it lives in reruns.
learn to read a header, dippy.
I saw both .nz and .au in the headers, dippy.
this may be the work of a migratory poster
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Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Mel's meds run out. ROTFLOL!!! |
07 Dec 2004 12:05:33 PM |
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On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 15:55:54 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cp3glf$n3m$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Keith E. wrote:
Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:57:49 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:02:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Sat, 6 Nov 2004 16:53:38 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
<cue another cheesy obscure ad, where you don't know what the
product is until they plaster the logo across the screen for
about 1 second at the end>
But I told you, the channels I watch don't have ads. The only
thing I have to complain about is the cheesy programming.
They serve their programmes with a nice cheddar?
No, it grates on my nerves.
Until they're shredded to pieces?
Until I kill the TV. Now you know why I don't watch much.
Ever since the airwaves here were infiltrated by American shitcoms, my tv
watching has definitely gone down.
LOL @ shitcom.
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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07 Dec 2004 12:31:04 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:76obr05jk94v3fqs3vqaldoldpdea1pc6e@4ax.com...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 15:55:54 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote
in
message <cp3glf$n3m$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Keith E. wrote:
Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:57:49 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:02:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Sat, 6 Nov 2004 16:53:38 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote:
<cue another cheesy obscure ad, where you don't know what the
product is until they plaster the logo across the screen for
about 1 second at the end>
But I told you, the channels I watch don't have ads. The only
thing I have to complain about is the cheesy programming.
They serve their programmes with a nice cheddar?
No, it grates on my nerves.
Until they're shredded to pieces?
Until I kill the TV. Now you know why I don't watch much.
Ever since the airwaves here were infiltrated by American shitcoms, my tv
watching has definitely gone down.
LOL @ shitcom.
you shove a flock of geese up your fat ***** fag boy?
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his *****.
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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16 Oct 2004 04:33:41 PM |
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On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 15:11:00 -0400, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes in message
<1097953520.DNjeCaDuNBTWROFC5qU6sQ@1usenet>:
Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:25:53 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:52:11 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:
You remind of that dumb cow off The Apprentice. The bimbo who said
she's a connoiseur of water. Hahahahahah. She was babbling on
about some sweet water, and I was yelling at the screen 'It's water,
you dumb *****!'.
_You_ were watching "The Apprentice."
I watched the ads, and some of the endings when people go booted.
Jeez, the ads? That's worse'n I thought.
Why would someone volunteer to be humiliated in public by Donald
Trump, for ANY amount of money? He bankrupted a fucking CASINO! He
had a government license to STEAL, and he couldn't stay above water?
And he's going to decide if someone is competent to run a business, or
not?
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Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
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"No doubt about it, 9-11 was orchestrated by Lockheed." - *lexa 'connects the dots' 4/27/04 (cg5t80pl73d7r1s8113tqd19qse0ji0nrq@4ax.com)
"Nope, Lockheed provided the cover for 9-11 due to abuses of it's system. They're guilty as charged. But ultimately it was Bechtel who concocted the
9-11 events." Alexa connects some totally different dots. 8/6/04 (n3p8h0lvp0u3tj0j4vi7gjmo069gb96fhm@4ax.com)
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