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"Hugo S. Cunningham" |
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09 Dec 2003 03:00:40 PM |
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Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
[rec.scouting.issues dropped, alt.atheism added]
On 9 Dec 2003 11:19:32 -0800, (Rob Wade) wrote:
This is what you get when you allow "gay marriage"
By Ralph Ranalli, Globe Staff, 12/8/2003
It packed gusting winds and a snowy punch. It set or tied snowfall
records around New England. Yet in the end, the weekend's powerful
northeaster may well be remembered as one that could have been much,
much worse.
[rest deleted]
They better watch out if He really gets mad! The blasphemously named
city of Darwin, Australia has been flattened by two typhoons, as well
as by that well-known Bible-believing organization, the Imperial
Japanese Air Force.
--Hugo S. Cunningham
"He's making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
"He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!"
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
09 Dec 2003 05:31:58 PM |
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And so upon Tue, 09 Dec 2003 21:00:40 +0000:
<piggybacking>
[rec.scouting.issues dropped, alt.atheism added]
On 9 Dec 2003 11:19:32 -0800, (Rob Wade) wrote:
This is what you get when you allow "gay marriage"
By Ralph Ranalli, Globe Staff, 12/8/2003
It packed gusting winds and a snowy punch. It set or tied snowfall
records around New England. Yet in the end, the weekend's powerful
northeaster may well be remembered as one that could have been much,
much worse.
[rest deleted]
Wait, wait. God's "judgement" on the Northeast is... SNOW?
So he'll be punishing Southern California with sunshine and Florida with
rain eh?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
http://nullusfides.blogspot.com/
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
09 Dec 2003 06:31:41 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <see.blog@sig.below> wrote
Wait, wait. God's "judgement" on the Northeast is... SNOW?
Not even a record amount of snow.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
09 Dec 2003 10:19:41 PM |
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And so upon Tue, 09 Dec 2003 19:31:41 -0500 didst JTEM speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <see.blog@sig.below> wrote
Wait, wait. God's "judgement" on the Northeast is... SNOW?
Not even a record amount of snow.
Yeah but, see? I mean, see? Legalize gay marriage and look what you get.
WINTER!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
http://nullusfides.blogspot.com/
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| User: "Hugo S. Cunningham" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
09 Dec 2003 11:14:08 PM |
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On Tue, 09 Dec 2003 22:19:41 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<see.blog@sig.below> wrote:
And so upon Tue, 09 Dec 2003 19:31:41 -0500 didst JTEM speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <see.blog@sig.below> wrote
Wait, wait. God's "judgement" on the Northeast is... SNOW?
Not even a record amount of snow.
Yeah but, see? I mean, see? Legalize gay marriage and look what you get.
WINTER!
Is this what Carl Sagan and the Union of Concerned Scientists mean by
"Brimstone Winter"?
--Hugo S. Cunningham
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| User: "No One" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
09 Dec 2003 11:54:31 PM |
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(Hugo S. Cunningham) writes:
On Tue, 09 Dec 2003 22:19:41 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<see.blog@sig.below> wrote:
And so upon Tue, 09 Dec 2003 19:31:41 -0500 didst JTEM speak thusly:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <see.blog@sig.below> wrote
Wait, wait. God's "judgement" on the Northeast is... SNOW?
Not even a record amount of snow.
Yeah but, see? I mean, see? Legalize gay marriage and look what you get.
WINTER!
Is this what Carl Sagan and the Union of Concerned Scientists mean by
"Brimstone Winter"?
No. It means that God wants newly married gay couples who want to go
skiing on their honeymoon to have a good time.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
10 Dec 2003 02:45:40 AM |
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"No One" <noone@nospam.pacbell.net> wrote
No. It means that God wants newly married gay couples who
want to go skiing on their honeymoon to have a good time.
And wear *Fabulous* sweaters.
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| User: "Fritz" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
27 Dec 2003 02:26:11 AM |
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JTEM wrote:
"No One" <noone@nospam.pacbell.net> wrote
No. It means that God wants newly married gay couples who
want to go skiing on their honeymoon to have a good time.
And wear *Fabulous* sweaters.
And tight pants.
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Fritz
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Religion = dictator.
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| User: "Jimmy" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
10 Dec 2003 11:20:16 AM |
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On Tue, 09 Dec 2003 17:31:58 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<see.blog@sig.below> wrote:
Wait, wait. God's "judgement" on the Northeast is... SNOW?
I think the problem here is that the skiers, snow boarders and
resorts were all *praying* for snow. (See their bumper stickers
for more info).
A couple of months ago I was watching Pat Robertson on his 700
club raising money for his ministry, when he talked about a
major tropical storm/hurricane that was supposed to hit in
NC that day and then devastate VA where Pat is located. Pat
described how the last time this had happened they had put out
the call to pray amongst their faithful and the storm had turned
around and headed out to sea. He had some nice little maps of what
had happened. He even described how Jesus had turned around a storm
in the bible and that he'd do it again if they prayed enough.
('course, it takes money to pray, send it in ;-)
Well, wouldn't ya know, the storm hit VA the next day and hit it
hard. Pat came on and said "all our prayers were worthwhile,
because no one was killed". He must have missed the news of at
least three people who died due to that storm - I can't imagine
he would have ignored that for simple political advantage.
LOL, except for the dead people.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: God get back at Massachusetts |
10 Dec 2003 05:40:16 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 10 Dec 2003 17:20:16 +0000 didst Jimmy speak thusly:
Well, wouldn't ya know, the storm hit VA the next day and hit it
hard. Pat came on and said "all our prayers were worthwhile,
because no one was killed". He must have missed the news of at
least three people who died due to that storm - I can't imagine
he would have ignored that for simple political advantage.
No, no, no. Nobody *important was killed!
The ones who *were killed weren't Robertssss... um... god's wrath,
judgment on sinners, probably gay anyway, etc.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
http://nullusfides.blogspot.com/
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