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"Bill Baker" |
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06 Nov 2003 01:21:05 AM |
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Re: God's Verdict on Homosexuals: GUILTY! |
On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 21:27:32 -0800, (Sister Lurlean
Tucker) wrote in message
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:<pan.2003.11.04.06.42.56.640723@postini.spamcon.org>...
"Learned" where? And isn't "learned" an oxymoron in your C.U.M.
(F.*.C.K.E.R.) cult?
Bill - how do you think the Lord Jesus feels when you call His people
names like that?
I imagine that He, like me, loves a good joke like the ones you are
posting on this newsgroup.
You know as well as I do that's NASTY!
Hey, I didn't name the C.U.M. (F.U.C.K.E.R.) cult!
Don't you want to please God by saying thing's that's good? Then why
don't you?
Bless and do not curse - the Bible says.
Then I guess you'll be blessing homosexuality, now.
Did you read over those words when you was a looking for a loop hole
that lets all the homosexuality in. (Clue: there ain't none!) You sure
say enough good stuff about all your friends the homo's - even though
most of what they're a doing is BAD BAD BAD. Our church did a study of
queer recruitments based on a random survey of 120 queer venues in 20
different states.
Oh? Where were the results published?
Our spy's went everywhere from your gay bars to your hot tubs to your
orgy grotto's in the woods where all kinds of initiation hazing takes
place. They found hundreds of copy's of that filthy queer agenda, and
they took names. Some of them agenda's was signed with blood. Others
was signed with a mixture of spunk plus saliva to keep it from running
all over the foreskin parchment.
What a bunch of liars you guys are.
Just look at what happened at that school out on Long Island - a bunch
of nasty sodomy that's what. The only people a defending it all is your
queers, who wants special sodomy rights as per usual.
Wrong again, as usual.
Why do I get the feeling that all this "soul winning" ends in a
darkened room with soft core gay porn playing in the background?
No way! I think you get your "feelings" from the devil and nowheres
else!
You would know, since that's where you get yours.
Not since my husband threw old Rufus Strange out of our church does
anything like that happen here no more.
Suuuuurrrrrrrre!
We don't allow any kind of FILTH in here now. Now we do send people
into the gay bars to get the sinners out before they're completely
initiated into the rites of Sodom,
I'm sure you do!
but we always do the actual saving outside the den of sin. You don't
find God in no bar nor honky tonk.
No, just in the C.U.M. (F.U.C.K.E.R.) cult, right?
Oh, HORRORS! :-)
And since them so called churches is all luke warm and broad minded, God
is going to SPEW them out of His mouth and right into the bubbling hot
Lake of Fire. That's where ALL the unrepentant homo's goes too - along
with people like you that defends their sins.
Whatever.
Not all homos are as perverted as you,
Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/ Thurgood/Lurlean!
I am JUST Lurlean. Notice how much better I type than Bernadette - even
if don't use all them fancy prissy words she does. Them lezzie's all
get into poetry - especially Virginia Woolf and them other dykey suicide
poets.
Whatever you say, Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/Thurgood/Lurlean.
Gee, how original! Did you stay up all night trying to think up that
phrase?
Nope - but it's true just the same. Homo's ain't really getting
married. They're just making fun of God's sacrament. Marriage is
supposed to make people holy. Nothing queer can't never do that. Queer
lust is a STAIN on anybody's life. Homosexuality is a spreading,
sticky, greasy stain that can ruin the whole family if it ain't stopped
and uprooted by the Blood of Jesus. God wants your garments spotless,
and He ain't going to allow NO stained sex deviants into heaven - no
sir. They either got to get their queer lusts washed away in the blood
or they'll be lost forever - and I mean in hell.
*Yawn*
Except, of course, for the ones who aren't.
Those ones are DEAD!
Except, of course, for the ones who aren't.
Nope.
Well I sure hear the queers joking about monogamy everywhere I go - on
the bus,
at the library, at the post office, at the coffee shop, at the deli.
Monogamy is pretty much a joke among the heterosexuals in California, too,
from what I hear.
In the grocery store there's mostly lezzies, even though there was this
queer man with tattoo's there last week when it was still hot out here.
He actually took his sweaty shirt off right there in the bread aisle and
flexed his muscles to show off for all the other flesh hungry fags. He
stunk so bad though they told him he had to leave on account of he was
scaring other people away. Mostly what I hear when I got out among the
fags is stuff like "Oh Glen's just got him a new husband. He was with
the last one three whole weeks. That's a record for him. They're going
to have a wedding next week, and all ten of his ex husbands will be
there. People are laying odds that he'll go back to Jimbo on account of
he's got a bigger hot tub, but I'm betting him and Roderico (the new
"husband") and Yoshi get into a three way on account of Yoshi's got a
big dog AND a three room dungeon in his basement." Go in any gay bar
and you'll hear the same kind of stuff. Do you think that's real
monogamy? You're stupid if you do!
I don't hear any of that. Of course, I don't live in California, either.
"Pretty sure?" You're getting dangerously close to lying and bearing
false witness again!
But I didn't NEVER do that!
Oops! That's a lie right there!
I'll put it this a way. I ain't seen a queer yet whose head couldn't be
turned - and every single one I know that CAN cheat will cheat.
And I know plenty of them who have had the opportunity to cheat, but
haven't.
And I notice you ignored all the other questions. Ward and George had
pre marital sex back in the olden days when they could still cut it.
They lived in sin for years when sodomy was still illegal.
That's their business.
They went to a foreign country to break the law in this country.
Name one law that has been broken by them getting married in a foreign
country.
That's like going to Bang ***** to have sex with a twelve year old boy.
There's no such city.
The king of Thai Land might not care, but God does. They also got no
respect for American law or true religion. I know where they're headed
- and it's a whole lot more like Kilauea than Waikiki.
Whatever.
That's OK. It will, soon.
Not unless this country falls completely to the devil. It's sure going
that way. They're a shipping all the good jobs to Indonesia and
Bangalore - both of which is full of heathens. They're even a taking
jobs from the Mexicans and giving them to the Chinamen who'll work for
penny's.
Penny's what?
That's why this country is overrun with Mexicans now. They're everywhere
- and they want us to speak Spanish and go to the Catholic church and
say rosary's all day instead of working. Where they're used to be a
border there's just a gigantic welcome mat now, and the traffic don't
never stop moving over it.
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Um...yeah...right. Whatever,
Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/Thurgood/ Lurlean.
Well did they or didn't they? They love all them liberal Canadian laws
but when they want money and dry land instead of that barren cold
glacier they live on they come streaming down across that border. I
notice that there's still a whole lot of queers in Canada that ain't got
married yet.
I see, you counted all the homosexuals in Canada? Exactly how many
homosexuals have not gotten married?
Maybe that wasn't what they'd been waiting decades for after all, HUH?
Or maybe they just haven't found the right person to settle down with.
All they really want is just more sex. Making a mockery of marriage
legal for queers is just a way of them getting more foreign people in
their country to screw and give diseases to. Canada's sure opened its
doors to some weirdo's lately. They got Arabs everywhere now. I guess
they appeal to the pain and shame freaks - I don't know.
Arabs appeal to the pain and shame freaks? This explanation ought to be
good.
And them French one's all got smegma problems anyway and they're going
to have trouble keeping anybody 'til they get circumcised.
Yeah, whatever.
Nope. Only palm trees get that.
You've been a reading them Arab propaganda sites again. Women that has
either too little sex or too much gets smote with the dry bone disease.
Boy, do you sound dumb when you try to play doctor.
They just call it something else now outside of Mississippi.
Then I guess Mississippi really is the cesspool of American education, if
all other states know enough to call it osteoporosis.
Gee, sounds like menopause, which is what almost ALL elderly women, gay
or straight, go through!
Yeah maybe but the dykes and the whores suffer more when that hits on
account of they ain't used their reproductive parts the way they're
supposed to - neither of them.
Care to provide medical proof for that? I don't trust your say-so.
That much is at least true. Good thing all homosexuals don't meet
there.
Not all - but most. Thanks to all them dope cocktails they got now,
there's a whole lot of queers crawling around that's old, tired, ugly,
and too sick to put it to younger men - much as they want to. Them's
the one's that ain't screwing around in the gay bars.
Them, and the ones that just don't screw around because they're faithful.
On Halloween here, all the gay bars was packed and overflowing into the
street. People was suffocating to death and dropping like fly's in them
hot orgy rooms they got in the back. Most of them just lay in there
dead 'til Monday.
And I suppose you have some proof of these "orgy rooms" other than your
loony cult's say-so?
Wow. You really need to get a reality check, because NONE of the
homosexuals I've EVER known do ANY of those things. Not even the
really promiscuous ones.
How can you tell? Do you follow them around everywhere they go and
watch everything they do down at the local bath house and the cross town
torture chamber?
I don't need to. These people are the kind of people who will brag about
everything they do, without shame. And we have no bath houses or torture
chambers here.
How come I don't never have no trouble seeing all these filthy things
just by walking through the queer neighborhoods at night.
Just a guess: Because you live in California?
You're either blind or dumb or all your fag friends just got you snowed
under so you'll keep on defending them. I guess where you live they're
all happily married with children now HUH?
Actually, none of them have children, and they're not all married.
That is such a lie!
You would know, since you're no stranger to lying.
They trade spunk with dykes and then fight in court over who gets the
baby's until the kids are all growed - and screwed - up!
ROTFLMAO!!!
There's supposed to be another huge sunburst next week.
"Supposed to be?" I guess this is your way of covering your ***** when it
doesn't happen.
Deadly rays will come shooting out of the sun and rain down death all
over the earth.
I'll bet that it doesn't happen.
That happens when God throws a big asteroid at the sun and some of the
hot gasses in the sun splash around and send out streams of positrons
and neutrinos that can KILL evildoers. Some sinners get so much
radiation on them that they just blow up and leave a little pile of
ashes behind. If you're a standing too close, you might get burnt up
too!
Such entertainment! More material for my sig file.
I hope a piece of the sun falls directly on Baghdad and burns it all up.
There's another one!
That's pretty much what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah for all the
faggotry that was a going on there.
What a loon!
That's what they said about Jesus too - and they was as wrong then as
you are now!
Please point out the Bible verse that says, "What a loon!" Any of the
mainstream translations will do.
Deep in prayer for you,
Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #56:
"I know that most of them Mexicans got smegma on account of I can smell it for
myself."
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| User: "Sister Lurlean Tucker" |
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| Title: Re: God's Verdict on Homosexuals: GUILTY! |
11 Nov 2003 10:14:54 PM |
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Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<grl2rvoev5ntiqllobvn5r6jfeqcrgngd6@4ax.com>...
Hmm... A lot of saints got that title by being martyred. And
often in a very painful way. Anyone got any ideas how to make Sister L
a saint..? <evil grin>
So now you're wishing I was dead or tortured? What did I ever do to
you? I don't know you from Adam - or should I say Cain??? All a girl
has to do around here is preach a little gospel and in no time at all
she starts a getting death threats from faggots. Here I am a trying
to help people find Jesus and they wanna kill me! Well let me tell
you something BARD, if one of your flock does kill me I'll go straight
to heaven. You'll go even deeper in hell when you die for killing one
of God's special people. You better REPENT!
<sigh>
Did you just finish a playing with yourself? Are you another one of
them porn junky's?
There is no homosexual agenda.
Yes there is. I seen it many times. Don't lie to me. I've been
around queers for a long time and I know how they operate. When they
sign it they swear to the devil that they'll keep it a secret, but the
word always gets out. Every homo that's ever come to our church to
repent admits he signed it - usully in his own blood - but sometimes
with spunk to make it all a sexual experience. Your typical homo
can't get enough sex. At least one of the fags that posts here says
he's signed it - and even one's that says they ain't signed it - who's
probably all liars - agrees with everything in it.
I never signed it.
When was you first recruited? How long have you been in the
lifestyle? What kind of things have they stuffed up your butt?
Sometimes they roll up the agenda in a suppository and give it to you
that way. If you really ain't signed it yet - and that would mean you
was just recently recruited - you will be asked to soon enough. Why
at every gay bar they got newspaper racks full of blank agenda's
waiting to be signed by new inductees into the hole of shame.
None of my friends ever signed it.
What about your recruiter?
It doesn't exist.
It sure does! Why don't you just come off of it and admit it's real.
I know that part of what you promise when you do sign it is that you
won't tell nobody, but it ain't no secret no more. The gay agenda has
come out of the closet too.
So is eating porkf and shrimp.
That's right. That's why we don't do neither. They're not as bad as
homo sexuality though. It's a GROSS ABOMINATION.
It is possible to make a case for any religion being a cult.
It's possible to move mountains too if you pray hard enough - but
don't very many people ever do it.
http://www.mindspring.com/~bab5/BIB/cult.htm
Why do you read such filthy propaganda? Can't you read something
spiritually edifying like "In His Steps" or "The Cross and the
Switchbalde"? Why not check out this site for some real answers:
www.bible.ca
See above... Oh, and just FYI, every religion, everywhere,
says they are one One True Church.
That ain't true. The Jews don't say that. All true Christians
recognize other true Christians regardless of denomination. That's
why even the Catholics won't recognize a Mormon baptism. Do you know
them Mormons proxy baptized Adolf Hitler?
Neither. Can't stand the sight or taste. :)
I was asking Bill that. He was the one that thought he had to remind
me about what the word "*****" is used to mean by sex freaks. Anyhow,
that must make you a lezzie. With a name like Bard I was thinking you
must be a tranny that didn't know what sex you was yet and was having
your ding-a-ling all "snatched". God created semen for a purpose.
It's holy stuff when it's used right. No decent woman should have to
taste it or spend much time near it - but getting a little up in her
little cranny from her LAWFULLY wedded husband every once in a while
is how she gets pregnant. That is one of life's greatest blessings
that I have been blessed with. What turned you all lezzie? Did some
man beat you up or cheat on you? Did your daddy get all frisky with
you when you was a little girl? Did you play the ouija board? Them's
your typical causes. Dykery is usually easier to cure than sodomy on
account of the lusts ain't as strong. Did you ever sleep with
Bernadette? She was still a ***** the whole time she was living a lie
at our church. That's why we got together and threw her and her
***** husband out. Well he was actually a bi sexual but we threw him
out too anyway.
I just had another "whiz quiz" for my job. No drugs.
Not even Prozac??? Most lezzies are on fat control drugs.
Let's see... Eating chicken for dinner. Don't see a sin there.
Reading a book. Don't see a sin there.
You might be missing a sin or two that you just don't recognize. What
kind of book was you reading? A skeptical book from the devil?
That's a sin.
Talking to my parents on the phone.
Do they know you're a lezzie? Didn't they disown you when they found
out? I can just imagine what kind of wild household they brung you up
in. Did you have a funny uncle or a whacked out auntie?
No sin there... Hmm... That covers my plans for the evening. I
don't see any sins, and that covers several hours.
Didn't you play with your private parts tonight? That's a sin.
Dreaming of my violent death is another one. Did you put a new
battery in your personal orgasmatron? That's planning for a sin if
you didn't wind up using it. What about dirty thoughts? Did you LUST
after your neighbor or her big bosoms? Them things is all sins of the
highest degree.
I'll keep on a praying for you, girl,
Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian Gospel Witness
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: God's Verdict on Homosexuals: GUILTY! |
12 Nov 2003 04:50:07 AM |
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"Sister Lurlean Tucker" <Lurlean@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:7908c278.0311112014.469de522@posting.google.com...
Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
news:<grl2rvoev5ntiqllobvn5r6jfeqcrgngd6@4ax.com>...
Hmm... A lot of saints got that title by being martyred. And
often in a very painful way. Anyone got any ideas how to make Sister L
a saint..? <evil grin>
So now you're wishing I was dead or tortured? What did I ever do to
you?
***** you, *****, you're the one saying that when people who have different
politics/beliefs/lifestyles from you die, we're going to be eternally
tortured. I recall you having said that would make you happy.
oh well. there is no hell. I have no soul, so I can't be tortured by your
nasty sky pixie that can't even put a coherant let alone believable theology
together.
well, I'm off to nail cheeses to a bit of wood ;)
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| User: "Light Templar" |
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| Title: Re: God's Verdict on Homosexuals: GUILTY! |
12 Nov 2003 04:21:12 AM |
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"Sister Lurlean Tucker" <Lurlean@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:7908c278.0311112014.469de522@posting.google.com...
Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
news:<grl2rvoev5ntiqllobvn5r6jfeqcrgngd6@4ax.com>...
Hmm... A lot of saints got that title by being martyred. And
often in a very painful way. Anyone got any ideas how to make Sister L
a saint..? <evil grin>
So now you're wishing I was dead or tortured? What did I ever do to
you?
You mean besides being a public idiot?
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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| Title: Re: God's Verdict on Homosexuals: GUILTY! |
09 Nov 2003 12:50:44 AM |
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On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 18:59:21 -0800, (Sister Lurlean
Tucker) wrote in message
news:<7908c278.0311081859.496d9072@posting.google.com>:
Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:<pan.2003.11.07.17.39.01.348636@postini.spamcon.org>...
You're already helping me by providing material for my sig file.
Just be sure you send the royalty checks to Christians United
Ministries.
"The check is in the mail."
Slander? I think you C.U.M. (F.*.C.K.E.R.) loonies have done that
pretty well, yourselves.
Our church is already suing Rufus and Bernadette for doing all kinds of
evil things in the name of our church. Did you know they was running a
queer youth group in the public schools to recruit kids into sodomy. I
guess you wanna be next HUH?
Dearie, I haven't been a youth in YEARS.
LOL! That's rich! Me cranky? That would be like me saying that
you're a liberal.
You're not kind and loving to me.
Nah, I'm just joking with you, the same as you're joking with me.
You're cranky and cantankerous - not to mention mean sometimes. I hope
you feel guilty for the nasty way you've been treating me. I think it's
on account of the demons you got up your butt when you was playing Mr.
Tease in the gay bar.
Think whatever you like.
Sorry, I only read peer reviewed scientific literature if I want facts.
Not some supermarket rag type lies published by your loony cult.
Our church is no cult and the people in it AIN'T loony. If you want the
gospel truth, you'll read our tracts. They are reviewed by our peer
ministers throughout all the TRUE Christian churches. Don't nobody else
count as Father Hickey's peer no way.
So they are decidedly UNscientific, and therefore, UNtrue.
You prove it every time you post.
But I don't NEVER lie! I think I have proved that.
You've actually proved just the opposite.
You've accused me of being a flasher and tangling with the police.
Ain't neither one true. I am a real good person that reads the Bible
every day and goes to church every time they open the doors down there.
Jesus loves me as His child.
A loony child.
I just did.
You only proved that YOU are the liar here. Us true Christians don't
never lie.
We're saintly.
Except you've been caught in your lies, Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/
Thurgood/Lurlean.
No, because it doesn't exist.
You know you signed it on account of you support every word that's in
it. Every word is an ABOMINATION that glorifies every sin known to man.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that you actually wrote parts of the
update.
Think whatever you like, loony.
No, I think your church must have done a frontal lobotomy on you to
make you believe such utter nonsense.
And just what are you calling nonsense? The truth straight from the
Bible that says homo sexual lust is just ABOMINATION?
But the Bible doesn't say that.
LOL!
It's true. You're just barely 30 years old and there's twelve volumes
full of your sins already.
OK, I'll humor you. Suppose you name some of these "sins?"
ROTFLMAO!!! That's like hearing anti-drug messages from Rush Limbaugh!
Michael Savage ain't no hypocrite. I don't like Rush Limbaugh on
account of he's a phone
Rotary, or push-button?
- but Michael Savage is different.
Yeah, he's even more of a nut than Rush is. But you still top him,
honey-pie.
He's a white Jew who defends our borders, our language, and our culture
against wickedness and evil. Are there any illegal immigrants working
for the company you work for?
LOL! What a colorful imagination you have!
You mean what clear insight into the truth!
No, I meant "colorful imagination."
Sorry, I don't join loony cults.
I invited you to join the church of God - not no cult loony or
otherwise.
Same thing.
What an imagination!
It's true. You can hear them moaning and howling and climaxing all over
the floor in there.
Yeah, right. In every gay bar I've ever been in, the music has been too
loud to hear much of anything.
Except for the one you've joined.
That's the TRUE church of God that Jesus founded - not no cult! You're
going to hell if you can't tell the difference.
I can certainly tell the difference between the Roman Catholic Church and
a lunatic asylum, like your cult.
You don't know what ***** is, do you? Well, in your terms, it would be
the same as spunk.
I know that some people calls it that - especially the one's that's all
obsessed with the orgasm and not the baby begetting property's of that
substance that the homo's ignore. Are you saying you like to swallow
the stuff or just spit it out???
I'm saying that you've named your church after spunk.
Ooh, I'm shaking. LOL!!!
You are sinning and God is FURIOUS!
No, *you* are furious, and God and I are laughing.
Whatever you say, Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/Thurgood/Lurlean.
Your poor brain. It didn't survive all the dope you took.
Is that one of the "sins" you saw written in those "twelve volumes full of
my sins?"
Ooh, another original quote. Stay up all night writing that one?
Not that long. Do you really like it that much?
Only if it comes from your loony lips, baby.
Or not.
Show me a queer that ain't living a lie and I'll show you one that's too
old, fat, sick, or ugly to make the lie work. All the others is a
lying!
Oh, so any homosexual that is good-looking is also promiscuous? That must
extend to heterosexuals, too. Are you promiscuous? If not, how ugly are
you?
Either that, or they ARE normal and decent.
NO homo sexual is ever normal or decent. They sin almost constantly.
Or not.
You are really f*cked up in the head.
You know I'm revealing the truth your fag friends want to keep hidden.
Homo sexuals are rapists and murderers.
Some are, most aren't.
As opposed to FIGURATIVE butt-licking? LOL!!!
Yes. Duh!!! I can just guess which one you prefer though HUH???
Guess all you like.
No, I'm not deaf. And I've been to plenty of gay bars.
And just what were you doing in all them gay bars? Looking for
TRICKS???
What did I say in my conversation with Bernadette that you read?
Oops! That's three lies right there! You are going to burn!
No I ain't. You just don't understand the straighforward truth I always
tell.
That's another lie! They're just piling up, now.
No, it's your loony cult that has you all snowed under.
No, they showed me the truth. It's all your faggy friends that have got
YOU snowed under with their filthy queer lies.
Nope.
This is all I got time for right now. Thurgood wants his supper and a
foot massage.
OK, but be sure to bring us another humorous installment.
Still a praying hard for you all day,
Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian
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Funny Lurlean quote #34:
"I hope a piece of the sun falls directly on Baghdad and burns it all up."
--Lurlean provides her own commentary to the lyrics "Re, a drop of golden sun"
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| User: "Sister Lurlean Tucker" |
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09 Nov 2003 12:20:19 PM |
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.11.09.06.50.35.291028@postini.spamcon.org>...
Why do you always cross post my gospel preaching to the Godless
atheist news group? They might not appreciate it.
"The check is in the mail."
And you call me a liar. You're the one that lies all the time - not
me. I'm a good girl that God has blessed. God has cursed you with a
bad sense of humor (you laugh at true religion), misguided affinity's
(you love sick homo's) and ugly racism (you parade Mother Keesha's
preaching before the white supremacists). And you call ME f****ed up.
I suggest you spend more time soul searching with Jesus and less time
picking on people that's already been saved.
Dearie, I haven't been a youth in YEARS.
I mean to be sued - not to join their perverted sexual recruitment
farm. If you haven't been completely recruited though they might be
able to finish the job for you so that butt sex won't hurt no more.
They advertise "painless anal" thrills now for sex crazy couples of
any sex.
Nah, I'm just joking with you, the same as you're joking with me.
I'm totally sincere with you. I honestly pray that God will open your
darkened eyes and let the true Light shine in and wake you up to
reality. Then you'll stop a being so sympathetic to lawbreakers like
homo's, illegal aliens and whores that has abortions all the time.
Think whatever you like.
What I think is usually right. You had to be a getting something out
of a teasing all them lustful fags at the gay bar. I think it was
DEMONS in your rectum! Plus maybe a couple of fingers and maybe even
a TONGUE!!!
So they are decidedly UNscientific, and therefore, UNtrue.
Science admits it's flawed and don't have the whole story yet. The
whole story that matters is in the Holy Bible. Read it and know. Our
newsletters just expands on what's already in there revealed directly
by God Himself.
You've actually proved just the opposite.
That's just what you think on account of your mind is controlled by
the demons you got up in your rectum a squirming around like snakes
and giving you weird impulses to SIN...
A loony child.
No a smart and good child that obeys her heavenly Father dutifully.
Except you've been caught in your lies, Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/
Thurgood/Lurlean.
I'm only Lurlean. Bernadette and her family is liars but Thurgood and
me ain't. We're true Christians.
Think whatever you like, loony.
You've admitted that you lie, so you're the liar - not me. Why is it
a lot of homo's admits to signing the agenda? And why do ALL homo's
that come out of a life of sodomy admit the same? BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
BILL - BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
But the Bible doesn't say that.
Yes it does. Leviticus 18:22. Read it and weep -- then REPENT!
OK, I'll humor you. Suppose you name some of these "sins?"
Spite, anger, mockery, use of obscene language, a keeping company with
sinners and scoffers (see Psalm 1:1), a trying to find loop holes in
the Bible to excuse other sins. Satisfied now?
Rotary, or push-button?
I mean phony.
Yeah, he's even more of a nut than Rush is. But you still top him,
honey-pie.
He autographed my copy of "The Savage Nation" which I keep right under
my Bible on my night stand. It was a very informative book.
No, I meant "colorful imagination."
And you side stepped the issue of illiegal immigrants again. I know
you support them.
Same thing.
Our church ain't no cult and it wasn't never! It's the same church
that Jesus founded two thousand years ago almost.
Yeah, right. In every gay bar I've ever been in, the music has been too
loud to hear much of anything.
Well every now and then they got to change the record, and that's when
you can hear all the SEX. Some of the humping and banging ain't made
by drums though - it's the butt sex the fags are having in the orgy
room. Put your ear to the door and you'll hear exactly what I hear.
You're right that they try to cover up the banging with a lot of loud
disco music though - which glorifies sex!
I can certainly tell the difference between the Roman Catholic Church and
a lunatic asylum, like your cult.
The Roman Catholic church is a false church that sprang up during the
last days of the Roman Empire. The true church kept all its early
records in Greek - not Latin - and there's the historical difference.
The catholic church was always a political group and not the true
church. I thought that the Lutherans knew that. I guess you're just
ignorant when it comes to history. You've been reading too much of
that Godless secular humanist propaganda from the pit.
I'm saying that you've named your church after spunk.
That don't answer my question! Our holy church is called Christians
United Mininstries, not "*****".
No, *you* are furious, and God and I are laughing.
Jesus Christ told me Himself that you're a sinner and a going straight
to homo hell for your mockery of His true Religion and His church,
which he called the First Universal Christian Kingdom and which is now
called Christians United Ministries. What do you got against uniting
with other Christians in spreading the word of God?
Is that one of the "sins" you saw written in those "twelve volumes full of
my sins?"
Not specifically - but something had to warp your mind!
Only if it comes from your loony lips, baby.
Stop obsessing over my body you lustful heathen!
Oh, so any homosexual that is good-looking is also promiscuous?
99% yes.
That must extend to heterosexuals, too.
No it don't. Most straight people ain't possessed by demons. Queer
lust ain't natural. It comes from Satan.
Are you promiscuous?
No way! I have ONLY had sex with my lawfully wedded husband - and
then only enough to get with child by him.
If not, how ugly are you?
I satisfy my husband and that's all that matters - not what nobody
else thinks. A married woman ain't supposed to dress up to please nor
entice no other men.
Or not.
Unless they're at death's door - and even then some keep right on a
screwing around - they are a sinning grievously. They all live on
filthy lust.
Some are, most aren't.
Most are, a few aren't on account of they're sissy's and fruitcakes.
Guess all you like.
All homo's prefer the rimming.
What did I say in my conversation with Bernadette that you read?
I don't remember. What date was that on? You said something about
going in gay bars with your friends and having a homo come up to you
and say you was cute. What you are is vain, just like that foreign
atheist girl that you drug into the conversation to curse at me.
That's another lie! They're just piling up, now.
Only in your warped mind that's devil influenced!
Nope.
Yes! God told me it's true. You fell for all the gay lies that say
sodomy is a decent alternative lifestyle when it's really just an
ABOMINATION from hell.
OK, but be sure to bring us another humorous installment.
When my husband has been satisfied, I might. It's no use argiung with
some people. They've completely sold out to the devil - and I think
you're one of them. Sodomy is more important to you than anything
else.
Still a praying for you all day and half the night,
Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian
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"Sister Lurlean Tucker" <Lurlean@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:7908c278.0311091020.3d97495b@posting.google.com...
Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:<pan.2003.11.09.06.50.35.291028@postini.spamcon.org>...
OK, I'll humor you. Suppose you name some of these "sins?"
keeping company with sinners and scoffers
Jesus did that.
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09 Nov 2003 01:11:10 PM |
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On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 10:20:19 -0800, (Sister Lurlean
Tucker) wrote in message
news:<7908c278.0311091020.3d97495b@posting.google.com>:
Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:<pan.2003.11.09.06.50.35.291028@postini.spamcon.org>...
Why do you always cross post my gospel preaching to the Godless atheist
news group? They might not appreciate it.
Because I feel it is very selfish to restrict your humor to just the
homosexual newsgroups.
"The check is in the mail."
And you call me a liar.
Yep, because you are. You'll notice that I put quotation marks around the
phrase, so that it would not be confused with the truth. Looks like I was
successful, huh?
You're the one that lies all the time - not me.
Oops! There's another lie! And at least I don't go around saying that I
never lie, like you do.
I'm a good girl that God has blessed. God has cursed you with a bad
sense of humor (you laugh at true religion), misguided affinity's (you
love sick homo's) and ugly racism (you parade Mother Keesha's preaching
before the white supremacists). And you call ME f****ed up.
Yep, because you are.
I suggest you spend more time soul searching with Jesus and less time
picking on people that's already been saved.
Oh, but it's so much FUN!
Dearie, I haven't been a youth in YEARS.
I mean to be sued - not to join their perverted sexual recruitment farm.
Go ahead and sue me. Your barratry hasn't gotten you very far.
If you haven't been completely recruited though they might be able to
finish the job for you so that butt sex won't hurt no more. They
advertise "painless anal" thrills now for sex crazy couples of any sex.
Nah, I'm just joking with you, the same as you're joking with me.
I'm totally sincere with you.
Yeah, right.
I honestly pray that God will open your darkened eyes and let the true
Light shine in and wake you up to reality. Then you'll stop a being so
sympathetic to lawbreakers like homo's, illegal aliens and whores that
has abortions all the time.
He has already opened my eyes. That's why I know you are such a fruitcake.
Think whatever you like.
What I think is usually right.
You're so delusional.
You had to be a getting something out of a teasing all them lustful fags
at the gay bar. I think it was DEMONS in your rectum! Plus maybe a
couple of fingers and maybe even a TONGUE!!!
You sure do have some imagination.
So they are decidedly UNscientific, and therefore, UNtrue.
Science admits it's flawed and don't have the whole story yet. The
whole story that matters is in the Holy Bible. Read it and know. Our
newsletters just expands on what's already in there revealed directly by
God Himself.
So where in the Bible does it say that AIDS came from the Spiral Nebula
Ganna?
You've actually proved just the opposite.
That's just what you think on account of your mind is controlled by the
demons you got up in your rectum a squirming around like snakes and
giving you weird impulses to SIN...
Whatever.
A loony child.
No a smart and good child that obeys her heavenly Father dutifully.
That's what I said. A loony child.
Except you've been caught in your lies,
Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/ Thurgood/Lurlean.
I'm only Lurlean. Bernadette and her family is liars but Thurgood and
me ain't. We're true Christians.
Except your Lurlean personality has been caught in lies, too.
Think whatever you like, loony.
You've admitted that you lie, so you're the liar - not me.
Oops! Another lie!
Why is it a lot of homo's admits to signing the agenda? And why do ALL
homo's that come out of a life of sodomy admit the same? BECAUSE IT'S
TRUE BILL - BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
Or, because you only listen to the mental patients at your asylum...er, I
mean, cult.
But the Bible doesn't say that.
Yes it does. Leviticus 18:22. Read it and weep -- then REPENT!
It says nothing about homosexual lust.
OK, I'll humor you. Suppose you name some of these "sins?"
Spite, anger, mockery, use of obscene language, a keeping company with
sinners and scoffers (see Psalm 1:1), a trying to find loop holes in the
Bible to excuse other sins. Satisfied now?
Nope. List more. You've only listed your observations and opinions of
me.
Rotary, or push-button?
I mean phony.
Yeah, he's even more of a nut than Rush is. But you still top him,
honey-pie.
He autographed my copy of "The Savage Nation" which I keep right under
my Bible on my night stand. It was a very informative book.
A nut signed his book for a nut. How appropriate.
No, I meant "colorful imagination."
And you side stepped the issue of illiegal immigrants again. I know you
support them.
Whatever.
Same thing.
Our church ain't no cult and it wasn't never! It's the same church that
Jesus founded two thousand years ago almost.
Sorry, I know the difference between the Roman Catholic Church and a
lunatic asylum.
Yeah, right. In every gay bar I've ever been in, the music has been
too loud to hear much of anything.
Well every now and then they got to change the record,
"Change the record?" You obviously know nothing about DJing. And
therefore, it's obvious that no one in your loony cult has been inside of
a bar, gay or otherwise.
and that's when you can hear all the SEX. Some of the humping and
banging ain't made by drums though - it's the butt sex the fags are
having in the orgy room. Put your ear to the door and you'll hear
exactly what I hear. You're right that they try to cover up the banging
with a lot of loud disco music though - which glorifies sex!
No bar I've been to has such a back room. Maybe they're only present in
San Francisco gay bars.
I can certainly tell the difference between the Roman Catholic Church
and a lunatic asylum, like your cult.
The Roman Catholic church is a false church that sprang up during the
last days of the Roman Empire. The true church kept all its early
records in Greek - not Latin - and there's the historical difference.
The catholic church was always a political group and not the true
church. I thought that the Lutherans knew that. I guess you're just
ignorant when it comes to history. You've been reading too much of that
Godless secular humanist propaganda from the pit.
Or, I just recognize that you're a loony.
I'm saying that you've named your church after spunk.
That don't answer my question! Our holy church is called Christians
United Mininstries, not "*****".
That's what the initials stand for.
No, *you* are furious, and God and I are laughing.
Jesus Christ told me Himself that you're a sinner and a going straight
to homo hell for your mockery of His true Religion and His church,
Such are your delusions.
which he called the First Universal Christian Kingdom and which is now
called Christians United Ministries.
Right. The C.U.M. (F.U.C.K.E.R.) cult.
What do you got against uniting with other Christians in spreading the
word of God?
Is that one of the "sins" you saw written in those "twelve volumes full
of my sins?"
Not specifically - but something had to warp your mind!
In other words, you were lying.
Only if it comes from your loony lips, baby.
Stop obsessing over my body you lustful heathen!
Oh, honey, do you really imagine that I obsess over your body? You poor,
deluded fool.
Oh, so any homosexual that is good-looking is also promiscuous?
99% yes.
So then, most of the homosexuals I know must be ugly.
That must extend to heterosexuals, too.
No it don't. Most straight people ain't possessed by demons. Queer
lust ain't natural. It comes from Satan.
Are you promiscuous?
No way! I have ONLY had sex with my lawfully wedded husband - and then
only enough to get with child by him.
If not, how ugly are you?
I satisfy my husband and that's all that matters - not what nobody else
thinks. A married woman ain't supposed to dress up to please nor entice
no other men.
In other words, you're ugly as sin.
Or not.
Unless they're at death's door - and even then some keep right on a
screwing around - they are a sinning grievously. They all live on
filthy lust.
Or not.
Some are, most aren't.
Most are, a few aren't on account of they're sissy's and fruitcakes.
Since you don't know all homosexuals, you don't know this for sure. And
to say otherwise, means you're lying again.
Guess all you like.
All homo's prefer the rimming.
Nope.
What did I say in my conversation with Bernadette that you read?
I don't remember. What date was that on? You said something about
going in gay bars with your friends and having a homo come up to you and
say you was cute.
And what did I say after that?
What you are is vain,
Someone else calls me cute, and I'm vain? How amusing.
just like that foreign atheist girl that you drug into the conversation
to curse at me.
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
That's another lie! They're just piling up, now.
Only in your warped mind that's devil influenced!
Whatever.
Nope.
Yes! God told me it's true.
Seek help. Hearing voices in your head is a sign of mental illness.
You fell for all the gay lies that say sodomy is a decent alternative
lifestyle when it's really just an ABOMINATION from hell.
You fell for all the lies from your loony cult.
OK, but be sure to bring us another humorous installment.
When my husband has been satisfied, I might. It's no use argiung with
some people. They've completely sold out to the devil - and I think
you're one of them. Sodomy is more important to you than anything else.
Oh, really? Is that another one of those sins you saw in the "twelve
volumes full of my sins?"
Still a praying for you all day and half the night,
Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian
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Be it ever so humble, there's no place like 127.0.0.1
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