Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message

I imagine that He, like me, loves a good joke like the ones you are
posting on this newsgroup.

I don't know about you Bill but I don't NEVER joke about the things of
God,

Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message

I imagine that He, like me, loves a good joke like the ones you are
posting on this newsgroup.

I don't know about you Bill but I don't NEVER joke about the things of
God,
which is all sacred. I'm a preaching here to lead sinners to a saving
knowledge of Jesus Christ. That knowledge lifts them out of the over
flowing toilet bowl of homo lust and depraved desires and eventually
brings them to heaven once they leave all their sins (lusts) behind.
I can also help you with your sarcastic disposition too.

Actually, none of them have children, and they're not all married.

Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian
and Child of God

Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.11.06.07.20.56.301420@postini.spamcon.org>...

I imagine that He, like me, loves a good joke like the ones you are
posting on this newsgroup.

I don't know about you Bill but I don't NEVER joke about the things of
God,
which is all sacred. I'm a preaching here to lead sinners to a saving
knowledge of Jesus Christ.

Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:<pan.2003.11.06.07.20.56.301420@postini.spamcon.org>...

I imagine that He, like me, loves a good joke like the ones you are
posting on this newsgroup.

I don't know about you Bill but I don't NEVER joke about the things of
God,
which is all sacred. I'm a preaching here to lead sinners to a saving
knowledge of Jesus Christ. That knowledge lifts them out of the over
flowing toilet bowl of homo lust and depraved desires and eventually
brings them to heaven once they leave all their sins (lusts) behind. I
can also help you with your sarcastic disposition too.

Hey, I didn't name the C.U.M. (F.U.C.K.E.R.) cult!

First of all my church AIN'T no cult. And it ain't called that neither.
Now it's just Christians United Ministries. What's wrong with that?
Shouldn't Christians be united in their ministries? Father Hickey came
up with the name First Universal Christian Kingdom, which is a perfect
translation of the Hebrew name of the church, but it wasn't never called
no dirty names nor abbreviations. We're the people of God. I don't
know why you keep a slandering us on account of are all good people that
does the will of God. What do you do but serve the devil and defend the
homo's?

Then I guess you'll be blessing homosexuality, now.

That Bible don't say I got to bless ABOMINATIONS - but I do bless homo's
that come out of that life style after they find Jesus and go straight.
But that's on account of Jesus HEALS them of their evil inclinations.
You need a good healing yourself. I think the homo's have put something
up your butt and whatever it is it's starting to affect your behavior by
making you all cranky.

Oh? Where were the results published?

In our church newsletter, "Kingdom Come!" You wanna subscribe? You can
get twelve FREE issues if you triple tithe to our church.

What a bunch of liars you guys are.

I'd like to see you prove that.

You can't, so I suggest you just give it up.

Homo's all sign this agenda that says they'll spread homo lust and try
to get ABOMINATIONS accepted in society. Don't you remember a signing
it yourself?

If you don't, I think maybe the devil has done something to your brain
and turned off your memory.

Homo's is always having repressed memory problems on account of they
feel so guilty about their personal ABOMINATIONS. On Judgment Day
you'll remember ALL your sins. For some people, that's gonna take a lot
of time. For most homo's, God fills up a whole encyclopedia.

Wrong again, as usual.

I am not! I heard all about it on the Savage Nation.

You would know, since that's where you get yours.

No! God watches over me and keeps all the devils away from me. I think
a few of them have crawled up your butt and is a dominating you thru the
rectum.

Suuuuurrrrrrrre!

Come join and you'll see. There's no perversions or ABOMINATIONS
allowed no more.

I'm sure you do!

Yes but they put on the whole armor of God and ain't never tempted to
give sodomy a try. We sure don't send no ex homo's in there to stumble.
We sent only straight prayer soldiers with lots of resolve to resist
the temptations of the dark rooms where you can usually hear the sucking
and splattering noises, which always accompnies the homo's, all the way
out on the street.

No, just in the C.U.M. (F.U.C.K.E.R.) cult, right?

I don't know nothing about no cult.

Our CHURCH is called Christians United Ministries. I don't think
there's nothing wrong with that name.

Whatever.

You'd better get right with God or you're gonna SUFFER the ultimate
penalty.

Whatever you say, Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/Thurgood/Lurlean.

I am Lurlean. You're just all confused.

*Yawn*

Turn or BURN Bill. Judgment Day is a coming fast!

Except, of course, for the ones who aren't.

I think the queers you know is all living a lie.

They must be getting something from your church. That's why they're a
putting on this big act to show you how "normal" and "decent" they want
you to think they are.

But when the sun goes down and you go back home, that's when they go to
the real kinky gay bars you don't know about - the one's that's got the
slings and and the cattle prods and the branding irons in the basement
and where kids gets killed in porno snuff films. You need to get a good
look at the seedy queer underworld that some of your best friends
belongs to. It's disgusting. And MOST queers is involved in it. They
hold Satanic masses in them gay bars and sacrifice pre pubescent boys
and girls to the devil during their orgy's. Just ask some of your
friends to tell you what really goes on in the devil's temple.

Monogamy is pretty much a joke among the heterosexuals in California,
too, from what I hear.

Not always. There's a lot of people that lives in sin and God will sure
punish all of them too, but they wouldn't be carrying on like that if it
wasn't for all the homo's showing them how. It's them queer teachers
they got in all the public schools now that's a telling kids they got to
express themselves no matter what form that takes - with dope smoking,
whoring, fornicating, adulterating, sodomizing, shrimping and LITERAL
butt licking.

I don't hear any of that.

Are you deaf? You need to go to places where common queers hangs out.

Of course, I don't live in California, either.

Thank God for that. But there was some of that back in Aberdeen too,
just not so blantant and in your face as it is out here at the end of
the world.

Oops! That's a lie right there!

No it ain't. I don't lie. I always tell the truth

- even if it's sometimes the hidden truth that people like you just
don't understand and don't wanna accept.

And I know plenty of them who have had the opportunity to cheat, but
haven't.

Go find one under sixty and you'll see I'm right! They can't resist
temptation. They've just got you all snowed under.

That's their business.

Not if they're breathing the same air I do - not to mention corrupting
people with their sins. I guess you think if they wanted to have incest
or bestiality or smoke crack that would be all right too.

Name one law that has been broken by them getting married in a foreign
country.

This country don't recognize the homo PERVERSION of marriage.

If they want to live by Canadian law - which violates God's law - let
them MOVE up to Canada and live in an igloo

with the other Canadians that ain't come down here for all our greenery
- and I ain't just talking about the grass and the lettuce neither.
Them Canadians just want our money - just like the Mexicans. You'd
think they didn't have none of their own.
Now I know they can only grow crops in Canada for one month out of the
year when the glacier retreats north, but they've decided to live there
where there's so many Arabs now.

There's no such city.

Well over there they call it Krung Thep, but who cares. Most people
here calls it Bang *****.

All the queers go over there to worship Buddha, smoke dope and get some
young yellow nookie HUH? Have you ever been there Bill? Have you ever
done it with a Thai Boy while you was a smoking a Thai stick? Tell the
truth now!

Whatever.

I'm a talking about HELL Bill. It's where the homo's go -- below,
below, below.

Penny's what?

Penny's and puny red cents Bill, but not much else.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

No! But the floodgates are open, and the TIDE is rolling in and
drowning the whole country in bean dip.

I see, you counted all the homosexuals in Canada? Exactly how many
homosexuals have not gotten married?

If you count all the fags, dykes, bi's, tranny things and new recruits
that ain't completely converted yet, you got almost 1.2 million that
ain't MOCKED marrige yet in Canada.

Or maybe they just haven't found the right person to settle down with.

You could say that, but since they're so lustful you could also say they
won't never. In the meantime they'll just keep screwing and screwing
and screwing around 'til they get the AIDS. Even that don't stop all of
them.

Arabs appeal to the pain and shame freaks? This explanation ought to
be good.

Use your head Bill. It's all about terrorism. You never know whether
one of the Arabs is gonna slit your throat or blow up the whole house
once they get their daddy and all his wives and children over here on
welfare.

Yeah, whatever.

Smegma stinks. I guess you smear yours on crackers for extra exotic
thrills HUH?

Boy, do you sound dumb when you try to play doctor.

I'm a faith healer. I can cure dry bone disease in women that repents.
Whores and dykes that won't repent just suffer.

Then I guess Mississippi really is the cesspool of American education,
if all other states know enough to call it osteoporosis.

Dry bone disease is more straighforward. You probably don't call a
woman's special time the curse neither - even though that's exactly what
it is. A woman gets free from the curse by having lots of baby's. That
saves her from the dry bone disease too.

Care to provide medical proof for that? I don't trust your say-so.

Just come to our church and see.

You can't trust nothing no doctor says. They're just the agents of the
big dope company's. Just go to any doctor's office and you'll see all
kinds of pills and creams and gels for sale. The doctor's got to supply
that dope to you to make you feel better, but it's all the same kind of
dope you can buy on the streets. I notice that most homo's is into the
dope HUH?

Practically all of them smokes marijuana and takes LSD. A lot is into
the cocaine too if they can afford it. Ecstasy and Special K and that
meth stuff are almost all homo drugs - and most homo's use Prozac or
Paxil or Zoloft or Xanax to get over their feelings of guilt over all
them nasty things they does with their butts. What kind of drugs to you
take? Viagra??? They're all on that too. And they have booze PUMPED
into their living rooms too.

Them, and the ones that just don't screw around because they're
faithful.

If they're faithful, they ain't gay. Gay MEANS promiscuous.

And I suppose you have some proof of these "orgy rooms" other than your
loony cult's say-so?

I've seen them myself. Come out here and you can too. I'm sure you'll
put on your tightest jeans and do the old ***** teasing routine you did
at the gay bar before when some old queen tried to come on to you and
you played hard to get. Is it true that they turn up all the bar stools
in gay bars back east so the queers can sit on the legs and feel
something up their butts?

I don't need to. These people are the kind of people who will brag
about everything they do, without shame. And we have no bath houses or
torture chambers here.

You mean that you know of. Like I said they got you snowed under.

Just a guess: Because you live in California?

That has something to do with it, but there's queers all over the place.
You should see what they do down in New Orleans - which is probably the
crime capital of the whole country!

Actually, none of them have children, and they're not all married.

None of them is married in the eyes of God - not a one. And if you
really knew half of what they do in their sex venues, you'd get sick and
stop trying to cover up their wickedness and evil!

You would know, since you're no stranger to lying.

No Bill I ALWAYS tell the whole truth

- even if it's the truth you don't wanna hear on account of it exposes
the real fag sin style ("done screwed him, done screwed you / let's go
look for someone new").

"Supposed to be?" I guess this is your way of covering your ***** when
it doesn't happen.

It's gonna happen. It just may not shower as much fallout on earth this
time, but it will FRY at least a few sinners.

I'll bet that it doesn't happen.

You HOPE it won't on account of you know the homo's is all DOOMED.

Such entertainment! More material for my sig file.

You better be sending me royalty checks!

There's another one!

That's $500 a pop for you!

Please point out the Bible verse that says, "What a loon!" Any of the
mainstream translations will do.

They didn't use them exact words, but the verse I had in mind was Mark
3:21.

Still a praying hard for you,


Sister Lurlean Tucker
True Fire Baptized Christian
and Child of God