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Religions > Atheism |
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"St. Jackanapes" |
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18 Dec 2005 06:59:33 PM |
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Re: Guess who I Found? |
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie spat out...
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:28:03 -0800, WhewNotSaved wrote:
JESUS! Oh yes, he was behind the sofa the whole time.
Did the cat chew his head off?
The cat tried. But Jesus has found a small mouse hole in the wall and
disappeared into it, stopping to catch his breath. Thinking he was safe,
Jesus sat down to conger up some lunch. He had the usual, a fish
sandwich and a glass of cheap red wine. An old shepherd wandered into
the cave, following the scent of rotting fish and stinking foot,
irresistible to a wandering desert Jew. Jesus shared his sandwich with
the old man, who became his first disciple.
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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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| User: "Earle Jones" |
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| Title: Re: Guess who I Found? |
19 Dec 2005 03:35:12 PM |
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In article <do50lk$av0$1@pita.alt.net>,
St. Jackanapes <JESUS_LIED_@_JERUSELUM.org> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie spat out...
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:28:03 -0800, WhewNotSaved wrote:
JESUS! Oh yes, he was behind the sofa the whole time.
Did the cat chew his head off?
The cat tried. But Jesus has found a small mouse hole in the wall and
disappeared into it, stopping to catch his breath. Thinking he was safe,
Jesus sat down to conger up some lunch. He had the usual, a fish
sandwich and a glass of cheap red wine. An old shepherd wandered into
the cave, following the scent of rotting fish and stinking foot,
irresistible to a wandering desert Jew. Jesus shared his sandwich with
the old man, who became his first disciple.
*
Even Jesus knows one doesn't drink red wine with fish.
earle
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Guess who I Found? |
22 Dec 2005 06:38:28 PM |
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Earle Jones wrote:
In article <do50lk$av0$1@pita.alt.net>,
St. Jackanapes <JESUS_LIED_@_JERUSELUM.org> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie spat out...
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:28:03 -0800, WhewNotSaved wrote:
JESUS! Oh yes, he was behind the sofa the whole time.
Did the cat chew his head off?
The cat tried. But Jesus has found a small mouse hole in the wall and
disappeared into it, stopping to catch his breath. Thinking he was safe,
Jesus sat down to conger up some lunch. He had the usual, a fish
sandwich and a glass of cheap red wine. An old shepherd wandered into
the cave, following the scent of rotting fish and stinking foot,
irresistible to a wandering desert Jew. Jesus shared his sandwich with
the old man, who became his first disciple.
*
Even Jesus knows one doesn't drink red wine with fish.
earle
make it dry white riesling instead
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