On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 12:34:28 -0700, quibbler wrote:

Nobody's really sure when the birthday of the charlatan jesus was
supposed to be, though the evidence overwhelmingly suggests that it
was not Dec 25th. I prefer to think that Jesus was born on april
fools because he acted like a fool and his teachings were a joke. So
I wonder how I should commemorate the b'day of jesus tomorrow. I'm
thinking that maybe I should just talk about some of the moronic
teachings of Jesus.

I have a much more important and sacred thing to celebrate on April
1st.

The greatest son ever born on this earth will be eight tomorrow.