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09 Jun 2007 09:42:33 AM |
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Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
Keith E. wrote:
this thread has been declared TOO GHEY for ATJ.
Send your complaints to Max.
You've always been good at chiding me when I'm not around..
So quit running away.
You think I'm cute.. don'tya
<shrug> You see one *****, you've seen 'em all.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
You're a living example of excessive optimism.
...I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt...
So sexy it hurts
I'm a model you know what I mean
The very model of a modern Major General.
Gilbert and Sullied-van are strictly Verboten in ATJ! By ORDER!
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm sure you have this mp3 right, Keith?
It's in the same folder as my Barry Manilow mp3s.
AAAaaaaggGGhhHhHHHhhhhhhH!!!!
that actually hurt!
God, I love Right Said Fred!
<listening to "Hastings Street Opera">
do you eat Piano Fats or do you just cook with it?
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
22 Jun 2007 10:51:49 PM |
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On Jun 23, 12:22 pm, "Mike" <skellarnos...@gmail.com> wrote:
"Richard Catto" <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182553241.054115.319270@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
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23 Jun 2007 08:19:31 AM |
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"ur_droll" <Chex@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
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On Jun 23, 12:22 pm, "Mike" <skellarnos...@gmail.com> wrote:
"Richard Catto" <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182553241.054115.319270@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
He's been doing it for so long I call it osmosis.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
23 Jun 2007 10:02:46 AM |
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On Jun 24, 1:19 am, "Mike" <skellarnos...@gmail.com> wrote:
"ur_droll" <C...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
news:1182570709.429319.223090@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 23, 12:22 pm, "Mike" <skellarnos...@gmail.com> wrote:
"Richard Catto" <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182553241.054115.319270@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
He's been doing it for so long I call it osmosis.
Oh well... have to give him credit for taking the cocks outta his
mouth long enough to phone me and congratulate us Kiwis for beating
them at rugby
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| User: "Mike" |
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23 Jun 2007 10:42:28 PM |
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"ur_droll" <Chex@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
news:1182610966.481693.45780@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or
kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
He's been doing it for so long I call it osmosis.
Oh well... have to give him credit for taking the cocks outta his
mouth long enough to phone me and congratulate us Kiwis for beating
them at rugby
That's a no-brainer. Just throw a banana in the center of the field at the
start of the game.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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| User: "Richard Catto" |
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23 Jun 2007 07:00:39 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
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23 Jun 2007 08:20:08 AM |
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182600039.840961.8250@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or
kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
The lapdog returns. Just like clockwork.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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23 Jun 2007 07:20:51 AM |
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On Jun 24, 12:00 am, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
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| User: "Richard Catto" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
23 Jun 2007 07:28:21 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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23 Jun 2007 07:34:35 AM |
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On Jun 24, 12:28 am, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
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| User: "Richard Catto" |
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23 Jun 2007 07:48:56 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
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25 Jun 2007 11:54:10 PM |
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Keith E. wrote:
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
I never figured you for a romantic.
I just want to be held.
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26 Jun 2007 10:18:07 AM |
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On Jun 25, 11:54 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
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Keith E. wrote:
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
I never figured you for a romantic.
I just want to be held.
I will hold you, darling!
Art Deco
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Darth Deco, Sith Lord of alt.astronomy
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Official alt.astronomy FAQ:
<http://www.screedbomb.info/alt.astronomy/>
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something
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26 Jun 2007 07:22:15 PM |
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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
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26 Jun 2007 08:16:18 PM |
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"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message news:260620071822158785%erfc@caballista.org...
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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
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26 Jun 2007 05:53:36 AM |
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On Jun 26, 4:54 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
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Keith E. wrote:
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
I never figured you for a romantic.
I just want to be held.
Talk to the police and confess that yer giving free blow jobs to
kaffirs in the hope that they'll catch aids from you. I'm sure
they'll be happy to "hold you"
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26 Jun 2007 10:29:03 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
On Jun 26, 4:54 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
Keith E. wrote:
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
I never figured you for a romantic.
I just want to be held.
Talk to the police and confess that yer giving free blow jobs to
kaffirs in the hope that they'll catch aids from you. I'm sure
they'll be happy to "hold you"
tt;dw (tried that; doesn't work)
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26 Jun 2007 10:32:12 AM |
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"Richard Catto" <pumba@muizenberg.org.za> wrote in message
news:1182871743.759467.85760@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
I never figured you for a romantic.
I just want to be held.
Talk to the police and confess that yer giving free blow jobs to
kaffirs in the hope that they'll catch aids from you. I'm sure
they'll be happy to "hold you"
tt;dw (tried that; doesn't work)
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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27 Jun 2007 11:00:07 AM |
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
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27 Jun 2007 02:35:32 PM |
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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27 Jun 2007 03:53:30 PM |
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
that is damn sweet of you!
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
27 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PM |
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
that is damn sweet of you!
I've heard that's because of the Chinese food.
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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28 Jun 2007 04:32:49 AM |
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
that is damn sweet of you!
I've heard that's because of the Chinese food.
who cares what you've heard?
i want the facts, not a load of waffle!
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28 Jun 2007 07:20:58 AM |
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"Richard Catto" <pumba@muizenberg.org.za> wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
that is damn sweet of you!
I've heard that's because of the Chinese food.
who cares what you've heard?
i want the facts, not a load of waffle!
Who gives a ***** what you want?
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
28 Jun 2007 10:22:05 AM |
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
that is damn sweet of you!
I've heard that's because of the Chinese food.
who cares what you've heard?
i want the facts, not a load of waffle!
Who gives a ***** what you want?
i think Parsons is more on your level because you sure as ***** are not
going to talk to me like that!
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| User: "Mike" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
28 Jun 2007 05:32:45 PM |
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@muizenberg.org.za> wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
asd <APPLICATION STILL DENIED!!!>
YOU CAN'T DENY _ME_!!!
OK, *****. You can suck my ***** one more time.
that is damn sweet of you!
I've heard that's because of the Chinese food.
who cares what you've heard?
i want the facts, not a load of waffle!
Who gives a ***** what you want?
i think Parsons is more on your level because you sure as ***** are not
going to talk to me like that!
***** you, you useless piece of *****!
--
"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
23 Jun 2007 07:53:28 AM |
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On Jun 24, 12:48 am, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
ur_droll wrote:
You're a queer kinda bloke.
I'd rather use pr0n.
you don't have any options
i have billions of options.
No rickiboi... your options are either your ***** in yer hand or kaffir
***** in yer mouth
your lust is palpable!
It's amazing how your vocabulary improved after you gave an English
professor a blow-job.
He idolised that professor and is just parroting his observations
you're not allowed to go gatkruiping by Mike.
back in yer box!!!
I ain't one of yer blow up dolls
imagine for a moment that you were...
So... how ya doin', gorgeous?
shouldn't you be blowing into my penis?
gosh, you're in a hurry!!
can't we just sit and talk for a while?
I don't want to listen to yer crying
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| User: "Richard Catto" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
15 Jun 2007 06:17:24 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
God, I love Right Said Fred!
<listening to "Hastings Street Opera">
do you eat Piano Fats or do you just cook with it?
BZZZZT Sorry, Waller and Domino are both wrong guesses.
I'll have one Fats Domino to go and a Waller on rhye. hold the mayo.
Not here, you won't.
btw, you have your paper hat on backwards.
The party atmosphere went to my head.
*laughs* and that's not all that's gonna go to your head, if you're
not careful.
*points gun* empty your cash drawers, please.
Can't. Too busy straightening my hat.
i'll take the hat too. i'm a collector.
So I can see.. by the different coloured arse hairs that are coiled
around yer pair of teeth... nice touch!
You (and Parsons) can sit this round out as spectators.
Perhaps you could start browsing WordPress themes for your new blogs?
I've seen some lovely pink themes that are to die for!!!
Shall I email you the zip files?
Don't be silly... I wouldn't want to cause a delay to yer "dying"...
off you go
We built this city! We built this city on Rock and Roll!
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| User: "Parsons" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
15 Jun 2007 07:46:09 AM |
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1181906244.247623.65990@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
ur_droll wrote:
God, I love Right Said Fred!
<listening to "Hastings Street Opera">
do you eat Piano Fats or do you just cook with it?
BZZZZT Sorry, Waller and Domino are both wrong guesses.
I'll have one Fats Domino to go and a Waller on rhye. hold
the mayo.
Not here, you won't.
btw, you have your paper hat on backwards.
The party atmosphere went to my head.
*laughs* and that's not all that's gonna go to your head, if
you're
not careful.
*points gun* empty your cash drawers, please.
Can't. Too busy straightening my hat.
i'll take the hat too. i'm a collector.
So I can see.. by the different coloured arse hairs that are coiled
around yer pair of teeth... nice touch!
You (and Parsons) can sit this round out as spectators.
Perhaps you could start browsing WordPress themes for your new blogs?
I've seen some lovely pink themes that are to die for!!!
Shall I email you the zip files?
Don't be silly... I wouldn't want to cause a delay to yer "dying"...
off you go
We built this city! We built this city on Rock and Roll!
Four mud huts don't count as a city.
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| User: "Richard Catto" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
15 Jun 2007 08:04:03 AM |
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Parsons wrote:
God, I love Right Said Fred!
<listening to "Hastings Street Opera">
do you eat Piano Fats or do you just cook with it?
BZZZZT Sorry, Waller and Domino are both wrong guesses.
I'll have one Fats Domino to go and a Waller on rhye. hold
the mayo.
Not here, you won't.
btw, you have your paper hat on backwards.
The party atmosphere went to my head.
*laughs* and that's not all that's gonna go to your head, if
you're
not careful.
*points gun* empty your cash drawers, please.
Can't. Too busy straightening my hat.
i'll take the hat too. i'm a collector.
So I can see.. by the different coloured arse hairs that are coiled
around yer pair of teeth... nice touch!
You (and Parsons) can sit this round out as spectators.
Perhaps you could start browsing WordPress themes for your new blogs?
I've seen some lovely pink themes that are to die for!!!
Shall I email you the zip files?
Don't be silly... I wouldn't want to cause a delay to yer "dying"...
off you go
We built this city! We built this city on Rock and Roll!
Four mud huts don't count as a city.
i hopez u iz not being a racist punk, 'cos i'd hate to havta turn yore
punkazz into the pigz!
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| User: "Parsons" |
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| Title: Re: Hell Explained by Chemistry Student |
15 Jun 2007 08:28:25 AM |
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"Richard Catto" <ctneditor@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1181912643.506334.250300@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
Parsons wrote:
God, I love Right Said Fred!
<listening to "Hastings Street Opera">
do you eat Piano Fats or do you just cook with it?
BZZZZT Sorry, Waller and Domino are both wrong
guesses.
I'll have one Fats Domino to go and a Waller on rhye.
hold
the mayo.
Not here, you won't.
btw, you have your paper hat on backwards.
The party atmosphere went to my head.
*laughs* and that's not all that's gonna go to your head, if
you're
not careful.
*points gun* empty your cash drawers, please.
Can't. Too busy straightening my hat.
i'll take the hat too. i'm a collector.
So I can see.. by the different coloured arse hairs that are
coiled
around yer pair of teeth... nice touch!
You (and Parsons) can sit this round out as spectators.
Perhaps you could start browsing WordPress themes for your new
blogs?
I've seen some lovely pink themes that are to die for!!!
Shall I email you the zip files?
Don't be silly... I wouldn't want to cause a delay to yer "dying"...
off you go
We built this city! We built this city on Rock and Roll!
Four mud huts don't count as a city.
i hopez u iz not being a racist punk, 'cos i'd hate to havta turn yore
punkazz into the pigz!
You must think you're strong, The only thing strong about you is your
breath. Have a certs.
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