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"Jon" |
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13 Dec 2005 07:22:02 PM |
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Re: hemel hempstead |
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:27:19 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<Xrpnf.39350$ME5.38941@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
buggsy wrote:
A massive explosion at an oil depot in hemel hempstead hertfordshire has
caused millions of pounds worth of improvement to the town
That sounds a bit like Elizabeth, New Jersey. One time a young couple
were "necking" in their car in Manhattan, and the girl whispered in a
soft and husky voice into his ear, "I want you to kiss me where it
stinks..." so he drove her to the quayside in Elizabeth, NJ.
if any girl said that to me, i'd shove her out of the car right there.
just the thought of bad odour sickens me.
if i detect any evil smell on a woman, she's ruined for life. i will never
go near her again. it's over. right there.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?=" |
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| Title: Re: hemel hempstead |
21 Dec 2005 04:54:32 AM |
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On Tuesday 13 December 2005 06:22 pm, Jon wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:27:19 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<Xrpnf.39350$ME5.38941@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
buggsy wrote:
A massive explosion at an oil depot in hemel hempstead hertfordshire has
caused millions of pounds worth of improvement to the town
That sounds a bit like Elizabeth, New Jersey. One time a young couple
were "necking" in their car in Manhattan, and the girl whispered in a
soft and husky voice into his ear, "I want you to kiss me where it
stinks..." so he drove her to the quayside in Elizabeth, NJ.
if any girl said that to me, i'd shove her out of the car right there.
just the thought of bad odour sickens me.
if i detect any evil smell on a woman, she's ruined for life. i will never
go near her again. it's over. right there.
<sound of 3 billion women spraying themselves with skunk scent>
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: hemel hempstead |
21 Dec 2005 05:55:55 AM |
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M=D0 wrote:
On Tuesday 13 December 2005 06:22 pm, Jon wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:27:19 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<Xrpnf.39350$ME5.38941@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
buggsy wrote:
A massive explosion at an oil depot in hemel hempstead hertfordshire =
has
caused millions of pounds worth of improvement to the town
That sounds a bit like Elizabeth, New Jersey. One time a young couple
were "necking" in their car in Manhattan, and the girl whispered in a
soft and husky voice into his ear, "I want you to kiss me where it
stinks..." so he drove her to the quayside in Elizabeth, NJ.
if any girl said that to me, i'd shove her out of the car right there.
just the thought of bad odour sickens me.
if i detect any evil smell on a woman, she's ruined for life. i will ne=
ver
go near her again. it's over. right there.
<sound of 3 billion women spraying themselves with skunk scent>
that would have been funnier if you had said "eau de skunk".
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| User: "Sanitys little helper" |
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| Title: Re: hemel hempstead |
14 Dec 2005 01:29:31 AM |
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On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:22:02 +0200, Jon wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:27:19 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<Xrpnf.39350$ME5.38941@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
buggsy wrote:
A massive explosion at an oil depot in hemel hempstead hertfordshire has
caused millions of pounds worth of improvement to the town
I went to Hemel once. It was shut.
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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we eat, drink and be merry.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Richard Brookman" |
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| Title: Re: hemel hempstead |
19 Dec 2005 02:50:33 PM |
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....and Sanity's little helper spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:22:02 +0200, Jon wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:27:19 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<Xrpnf.39350$ME5.38941@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
buggsy wrote:
A massive explosion at an oil depot in hemel hempstead
hertfordshire has caused millions of pounds worth of improvement
to the town
I went to Hemel once. It was shut.
I spent a week in Hemel, one evening last year.
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Rich
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