svanier wrote:
Especially you Frank.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
I know! Isn't it wonnnnnerful?
s:
Tell the group how I was talking about crime going down back in 1995.
~~~AW~~~:
It's TURE! And as your BEST "wrost" student, who knows EVERYTHING and
forgets NOTHING, I gets to say WHEN eggzactly... So for this fiction, let's
pick a GoodDate&Time... Say, August 19, at 2:00 p.m.
s:
Tell the truth you knucklehead.
~~~AW~~~:
Oh, WE are better than THAT!!! We get to "make-up" the TVRTH!
OK, now let's go over this fiction once and for all...
You were born one morning, it was drizzling rain.
Fighting&Trouble is YOUR middle name.
You were raised in a cane break, by an old mama lion.
Can't no high-tone woman make you walk the line...
Alright, now cut to the scene of the old junked out Datsun B210
StationWagon...
But seriously folks, a new month... And my transformation is complete. I
have finally learned to do the MasterGooRooMooPoo "flip-flop" where I
believe that MGRMP has changed my life and finally after lo, these many
years, I am enlightened with a capital E, and therefore can SEE and tell the
TVRTH as StPehen makes it up as he goes along... Does the phrase: "He lies,
and I swear to it!" have any relelavence here?
I know, I know, it seems like a complete turnabout, but I assure you there
IS a reason... I mean, in the grand plan of things, there HAS to be a reason
that MGRMP& I have been chosen to lead youse guys into the "PromisedLand" or
at least the Promised welfare apartment...
And I vow... Before this day is through, the REAL reason for this seeming
double-cross, will be made clear that is not from the consumption of too
much DosEquis...
I know that I speak for StPehen, when I say: "Once you give your heart&mind
to StPehen, you too can be heartless&mindless... It's GLORIOUS!!!
Well, here it is a NEW MONTH!!! And the sun is "shinning", and it's almost
8:00 p.m. and all is well, afterall, MGRMP's Buddhafield is in full flurry,
crime is dropping like a rock, peace has broken out everywhere. And in a
surprise move, the Islaamic Jihad movement has declared an end to its
terrorist activities, and have forsaken their rather chincy god, and have
pledged allegience to the JudenXtian ethic. BOY!!! I tell ya, that
BuddhaField ***** is some powerful stuff!
In the meantime, American authorities have just announced the capture and
arrest of Allah, and are currently holding him incommunicado in an
"undisclosed location", where vice-president Cheney is personally
questioning the ***** out of him.
Muslims around the world are hailing the liberation from Allah's oppressive
rule, and are mobbing coffeeshops world wide, ordering GrandSlam-like
Breakfasts, cut the eggs&pancakes, just keep that Bacon&Ham coming. With
wine chasers... Don't forget the wine chasers...
Anyway, it is prolly just beginning to dawn on everyone why all of this is
happening today. It's time to turn over a new leaf, so to speak, and like
Rodney King said: "Can't we all get along?"
Well, I have better stuff to do than just futz around straightening out the
world in the name of StPehen, so I had better get with it.
BTW, would someone check and see if Gordon is getting enough Green Leafy
Vegetables?
And in conclusion, I know I speak for StPehen when I say:
~~~HAPPY~~~HAPPY~~~HAPPY~~~ is the ONLY way to go through life... I mean, I
made it... And soon StPehen will be there too. And if HE can do it, ANYONE
can do it! TVRST me! :)
And here's another clue for you all: IT'S A NEW MONTH!!! :)
Heh heh heh heh :)
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