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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Mel"
Date: 03 Oct 2004 09:49:25 PM
Object: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work!
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<1ui0m05co4kcr7q6lt3jei7ldlfbhsrecd@4ax.com>:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP
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User: "GP of ATJ"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 07 Oct 2004 02:30:01 PM
"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<1ui0m05co4kcr7q6lt3jei7ldlfbhsrecd@4ax.com>:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?


Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

and then you killed him right fag boy?
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was
praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
He replied, "1 second."
The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to
you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one of
your pennies?"
And God replied, "Just wait a sec."


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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 13 Oct 2004 09:51:02 PM
Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<1ui0m05co4kcr7q6lt3jei7ldlfbhsrecd@4ax.com>:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?


Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 14 Oct 2004 01:26:29 PM
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <ckkpim$hth$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
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User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 15 Oct 2004 08:44:40 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <ckkpim$hth$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.


i wish her better luck in future.

So how did you avoid the manslaughter charge?
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User: "Mos Not@YourHouse"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 16 Oct 2004 12:16:22 PM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckkpim$hth$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.


i wish her better luck in future.


So how did you avoid the manslaughter charge?

Sexual favours......
.


User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 16 Oct 2004 04:20:42 AM
Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckkpim$hth$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.


i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 16 Oct 2004 09:28:06 PM
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <ckqp5c$1sr$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.
--
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Mel the Defiler
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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 27 Oct 2004 03:36:30 AM
Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckqp5c$1sr$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.


i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 30 Oct 2004 08:33:33 AM
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <clnmmg$5m3$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.
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Mel the Defiler
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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 06 Nov 2004 01:03:44 AM
Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <clnmmg$5m3$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.


Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 07 Nov 2004 07:36:01 AM
On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cmht0g$ap4$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition,
porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.
--
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Mel the Defiler
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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 08 Nov 2004 10:16:23 PM
Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cmht0g$ap4$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.


where the ***** do you think i stay?

i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 09 Nov 2004 02:54:27 PM
On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:16:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cmpgal$p8d$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>

i have enough flour. send powdered coke instead.
i can sell that.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 18 Nov 2004 05:54:24 PM
Mel wrote:

On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:16:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cmpgal$p8d$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>


i have enough flour. send powdered coke instead.

i can sell that.

The coke I know comes in syrup form.
Am I supposed to put an (R) next to that?
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 24 Nov 2004 10:05:08 AM
On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:54:24 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cnjcnh$qs5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:16:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>

i have enough flour. send powdered coke instead.
i can sell that.

The coke I know comes in syrup form.
Am I supposed to put an (R) next to that?

Coca-Cola has the same nickname as cocaine (R) because "coca" is the name of
the plant whose leaves contain cocaine. btw the word "coca" simply means
plant.
a little bit of cocaine never hurt anyone.
ask the Indians of South America who chew coca leaves. it gives them a boost
and allows them to work at high altitudes. the Spanish Conquistadors were
the first arseholes who decided to prohibit the consumption of cocaine. they
soon discovered that the Indians could not work for long at altitude when
deprived of their coca leaves.
the mere fact that the consumption of something could be harmful is not
sufficient reason to proscribe it. if that was the sole criteria, then fried
fatty foods would have to be banned too.
but anyway. it's not an argument which is subject to normal rules of logic.
it's all raw emotion and nothing more.
drugs will kill you, so they say. so will tobacco, alcohol, cholestrol and
bullets. water is also a major killer. we should ban water. especially when
it all comes together in deep pools because drowning is a big danger,
especially to innocent young children. shame on water. bad bad bad water.
just like every year, there are people who get into a car and manage to wrap
themselves up into a tight little wreck, there are people who lay their
hands on hard drugs and kill themselves. the vast majority of drivers do not
die, just as the vast majority of drug users do not kill themselves.
it's really a matter of separating the drug fiction from the drug facts.
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User: "GP of ATJ"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 25 Nov 2004 02:57:35 PM
"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:54:24 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote
in
message <cnjcnh$qs5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:16:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfag.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com>
wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>

i have enough flour. send powdered coke instead.
i can sell that.

The coke I know comes in syrup form.
Am I supposed to put an (R) next to that?


Coca-Cola has the same nickname as cocaine (R) because "coca" is the name
of
the plant whose leaves contain cocaine. btw the word "coca" simply means
plant.

a little bit of cocaine never hurt anyone.

ask the Indians of South America who chew coca leaves. it gives them a
boost
and allows them to work at high altitudes. the Spanish Conquistadors were
the first arseholes who decided to prohibit the consumption of cocaine.
they
soon discovered that the Indians could not work for long at altitude when
deprived of their coca leaves.

the mere fact that the consumption of something could be harmful is not
sufficient reason to proscribe it. if that was the sole criteria, then
fried
fatty foods would have to be banned too.

but anyway. it's not an argument which is subject to normal rules of
logic.
it's all raw emotion and nothing more.

drugs will kill you, so they say. so will tobacco, alcohol, cholestrol and
bullets. water is also a major killer. we should ban water. especially
when
it all comes together in deep pools because drowning is a big danger,
especially to innocent young children. shame on water. bad bad bad water.

just like every year, there are people who get into a car and manage to
wrap
themselves up into a tight little wreck, there are people who lay their
hands on hard drugs and kill themselves. the vast majority of drivers do
not
die, just as the vast majority of drug users do not kill themselves.

it's really a matter of separating the drug fiction from the drug facts.

you're the expert on the drugs fag boy.
Things You'll Never Hear Yoda Say
What expect you from someone 900 years old? English perfect???
Size matters not...hey, what are you laughing at?
Lift THAT ship?! You must be out of your mind
I cannot teach him. IQ of 30 has he. Hangs upside down in ice caves.
Duct Tape...the Force it is like. Both a light side and a dark side it has.
Binds the universe together it does!
Remember all that stuff Obi-Wan taught you? Forget it.
Yeah, well oneness with the universe doesn't put food on the plate, junior.
No...there is another. Let's hope as stupid, she is not.
Never underestimate the powers of the dark side. Or is that Regis Philbin?
I cannot teach him. Land an X-wing, he cannot even.
Never underestimate the power of the dark side... or duct tape.
Yeah yeah. Force this!
Anger, fear, merchandising...the Dark Side are they!
I didn't want this job! I wanted Marlon Brando's role in 'Apocalypse Now!'
No Force? Take this, impudent nonbeliever! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So how did you like the funhouse in the cave, Luke?
Quite frankly, Mr. Skywalker, if Obi-Wan wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled.
Oh, yes, well if you're going could you take this robe to the cleaners for
me? I've been wearing it for over 800 years on this stinkhole and it
doesn't... Oh, judge me on my smell, will you?
Well it may be spooky, but it saves cost on burial plots and it beats
cremation.
Luke, don't ask what the Force can do for you.. But what you can do for the
Force.


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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 07 Dec 2004 12:18:03 AM
Mel wrote:

On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:54:24 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cnjcnh$qs5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:16:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel"
<mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>

i have enough flour. send powdered coke instead.
i can sell that.

The coke I know comes in syrup form.
Am I supposed to put an (R) next to that?


Coca-Cola has the same nickname as cocaine (R) because "coca" is the
name of the plant whose leaves contain cocaine. btw the word "coca"
simply means plant.

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

a little bit of cocaine never hurt anyone.

Some tend to go for a lotta bit.

ask the Indians of South America who chew coca leaves. it gives them
a boost and allows them to work at high altitudes. the Spanish
Conquistadors were the first arseholes who decided to prohibit the
consumption of cocaine. they soon discovered that the Indians could
not work for long at altitude when deprived of their coca leaves.

the mere fact that the consumption of something could be harmful is
not sufficient reason to proscribe it. if that was the sole criteria,
then fried fatty foods would have to be banned too.

A lot of "illegal" drugs were originally medicines, or pick-me-ups until
they got overly abused.

but anyway. it's not an argument which is subject to normal rules of
logic. it's all raw emotion and nothing more.

drugs will kill you, so they say. so will tobacco, alcohol,
cholestrol and bullets. water is also a major killer. we should ban
water. especially when it all comes together in deep pools because
drowning is a big danger, especially to innocent young children.
shame on water. bad bad bad water.

I once looked up water and it had a toxicity level, it was something insane
like a few hundred litres per day would kill you.

just like every year, there are people who get into a car and manage
to wrap themselves up into a tight little wreck, there are people who
lay their hands on hard drugs and kill themselves. the vast majority
of drivers do not die, just as the vast majority of drug users do not
kill themselves.

it's really a matter of separating the drug fiction from the drug
facts.

I would be against drug abuse, but not reasonable drug use.
--
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User: "Steven M remove wax and invalid to reply"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 07 Dec 2004 12:40:54 AM
Je Tue, 7 Dec 2004 16:18:03 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
skribis:

I once looked up water and it had a toxicity level, it was something insane
like a few hundred litres per day would kill you.

Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC)
do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic
substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric
acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic
substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards
and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a
thimbleful.
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-- William of Occam, as in Occam's Razor
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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 07 Dec 2004 01:06:54 AM
Steven M (remove wax and invalid to reply) wrote:

Je Tue, 7 Dec 2004 16:18:03 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
skribis:

I once looked up water and it had a toxicity level, it was something
insane like a few hundred litres per day would kill you.


Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC)
do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic
substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric
acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic
substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards
and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a
thimbleful.

It was some toxicity guidebook thingy that I looked in, and it was listing
LD50s (or half lethal doses).
Mind you, a few hundred litres of anything in one day is going to kill you,
so it's not surprising that water is so dangerous. Drowning, I guess, is
just one example of ingestion on part of that scale.
--
Polly
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Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 07 Dec 2004 12:05:24 PM
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 16:18:03 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cp3huv$o5p$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Mel wrote:

On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 09:54:24 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 14:16:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:30 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:20:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>

Mel wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:58:23 -0700, Larry Krzewinski

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:27:21 +0200, "Mel"
<mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by
definition, porn. it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?

Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

Valentine's day? Bummer.

i wish her better luck in future.

The timing was off.

i don't support Valentine's day. it's just another day.

It's the day before my birthday.

Feb 15: mail bomb Polly day.

Awwww, anthrax just for me? How sweet.

where the ***** do you think i stay?
i'm not a chemist. i wouldn't know anthrax from wheat flour.

<packages up flour to send to Mel>

i have enough flour. send powdered coke instead.
i can sell that.

The coke I know comes in syrup form.
Am I supposed to put an (R) next to that?

Coca-Cola has the same nickname as cocaine (R) because "coca" is the
name of the plant whose leaves contain cocaine. btw the word "coca"
simply means plant.

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your mouth go
numb.

a little bit of cocaine never hurt anyone.

Some tend to go for a lotta bit.

not me. i believe in using cocaine in moderation. ROFLOL!!!

ask the Indians of South America who chew coca leaves. it gives them
a boost and allows them to work at high altitudes. the Spanish
Conquistadors were the first arseholes who decided to prohibit the
consumption of cocaine. they soon discovered that the Indians could
not work for long at altitude when deprived of their coca leaves.
the mere fact that the consumption of something could be harmful is
not sufficient reason to proscribe it. if that was the sole criteria,
then fried fatty foods would have to be banned too.

A lot of "illegal" drugs were originally medicines, or pick-me-ups until
they got overly abused.

the word "abuse" is overly used. people think that crackheads go on sprees
of violence, gunning people down in the streets all to get their daily fix.
i only did that once, okay. i dunno what the big deal is.

but anyway. it's not an argument which is subject to normal rules of
logic. it's all raw emotion and nothing more.
drugs will kill you, so they say. so will tobacco, alcohol,
cholestrol and bullets. water is also a major killer. we should ban
water. especially when it all comes together in deep pools because
drowning is a big danger, especially to innocent young children.
shame on water. bad bad bad water.

I once looked up water and it had a toxicity level, it was something insane
like a few hundred litres per day would kill you.

sure. you can die from drinking too much water.
what is a much bigger problem, though, is not drinking any water. that can
be a real killer.
ditto for drugs. if you don't ever use drugs, you will die. i guarantee it.
:-)
so use drugs and drink lots of water. all in moderation. :-)

just like every year, there are people who get into a car and manage
to wrap themselves up into a tight little wreck, there are people who
lay their hands on hard drugs and kill themselves. the vast majority
of drivers do not die, just as the vast majority of drug users do not
kill themselves.
it's really a matter of separating the drug fiction from the drug
facts.

I would be against drug abuse, but not reasonable drug use.

<jack nicholson>
well that's good to know. i'm sure that many drug addicts will read this
post of yours and a light will go on in their heads. you just saved
thousands of lives with this innocuous little post of yours. you have my
thanks and the thanks of humanity. you're a real good person to know.
i haveta go now. nice chatting to you.
</jack nicholson>
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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 08 Dec 2004 07:59:47 AM
Mel wrote:

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.


lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your
mouth go numb.

Well that'd be fun <rolls eyes>

a little bit of cocaine never hurt anyone.

Some tend to go for a lotta bit.


not me. i believe in using cocaine in moderation. ROFLOL!!!

Uh huh.

A lot of "illegal" drugs were originally medicines, or pick-me-ups
until they got overly abused.


the word "abuse" is overly used. people think that crackheads go on
sprees of violence, gunning people down in the streets all to get
their daily fix.

I mean abuse as in abuse that harms themselves.

i only did that once, okay. i dunno what the big deal is.

Maybe you should have gunned yourself down, and seen how big the deal was.

I once looked up water and it had a toxicity level, it was something
insane like a few hundred litres per day would kill you.


sure. you can die from drinking too much water.

what is a much bigger problem, though, is not drinking any water.
that can be a real killer.

They're right when they say whoever controls the water....

ditto for drugs. if you don't ever use drugs, you will die. i
guarantee it. :-)

so use drugs and drink lots of water. all in moderation. :-)

Isn't lots and moderation an oxymoron?

I would be against drug abuse, but not reasonable drug use.


<jack nicholson>

well that's good to know. i'm sure that many drug addicts will read
this post of yours and a light will go on in their heads. you just
saved thousands of lives with this innocuous little post of yours.
you have my thanks and the thanks of humanity. you're a real good
person to know.

i haveta go now. nice chatting to you.

</jack nicholson>

Jack *****, you mean.
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User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 09 Dec 2004 07:45:40 AM
Pollywolly wrote:

Mel wrote:

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your
mouth go numb.

Well that'd be fun <rolls eyes>

it's very nice.
you should try it.
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User: "GP of ATJ"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 09 Dec 2004 05:30:29 PM
"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:31s1amF3fad7dU1@individual.net...

Pollywolly wrote:

Mel wrote:

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your
mouth go numb.

Well that'd be fun <rolls eyes>


it's very nice.

when's the last time you were off drugs fag boy?


you should try it.

i don't need drugs fag boy.
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A. An intern with braces.


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User: "Pollywolly"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 10 Dec 2004 06:59:10 AM
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:

Pollywolly wrote:

Mel wrote:

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your
mouth go numb.

Well that'd be fun <rolls eyes>


it's very nice.

you should try it.

No spanks.
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Loving Stupid People since April 2003
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User: "Mel"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 10 Dec 2004 08:42:03 AM
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 22:59:10 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cpc6j7$vtd$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:

Pollywolly wrote:

Mel wrote:

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your
mouth go numb.

Well that'd be fun <rolls eyes>

it's very nice.
you should try it.

No spanks.

you can have some spanks too. :-)
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User: "GP of ATJ"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 10 Dec 2004 03:14:17 PM
"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:i19jr0dlv0aichb1l6ssbcrui15oohrtlg@4ax.com...

On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 22:59:10 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote
in
message <cpc6j7$vtd$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:

Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg wrote:

Pollywolly wrote:

Mel wrote:

I hate Coca Cola - tastes foul.

lots of people love it. cocaine tastes pretty good too. makes your
mouth go numb.

Well that'd be fun <rolls eyes>

it's very nice.
you should try it.

No spanks.


you can have some spanks too. :-)

your skanky mommy should've beat your fat ***** years ago fag boy.
Amish Humor
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold,
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The
body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The
boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them
between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He
said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my
legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the
boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is
frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The
slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says,
"Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.


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User: "Larry Krzewinski"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 04 Oct 2004 12:03:03 AM
On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 04:49:25 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?


Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP

It'll be 32 years for my wife and I in 4 days, 37+ years if you count
in the dating and engagement.
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 15 Oct 2004 08:43:59 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 04:49:25 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Oh, like Mrs. Larry lets you see porn...

We do have mirrors in our bedroom.

anything involving your wife or ex-wife is not, by definition, porn.
it cannot be and it will never be.
even if what she is doing is not with you.
as soon as you are married, sex becomes utterly boring.
the horniness flies out the window.

When were you married, Mel?


Feb 12 1994 - Feb 14 2001. RIP


It'll be 32 years for my wife and I in 4 days, 37+ years if you count
in the dating and engagement.

Fucking loser!
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User: "Greg Evans"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 18 Oct 2004 10:46:48 AM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

It'll be 32 years for my wife and I in 4 days, 37+ years if you count
in the dating and engagement.

=20
Fucking loser!

Better than being an un-laid one like you, eh?
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User: "ur_droll"

Title: Re: How to Play Dumb and Make It Work! 18 Oct 2004 01:12:55 PM
"Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:2ti6r8F208okjU1@uni-berlin.de...
St. Jackanapes wrote:

It'll be 32 years for my wife and I in 4 days, 37+ years if you count
in the dating and engagement.


Fucking loser!

Better than being an un-laid one like you, eh?
His daddy popped his cherry when he was 7
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