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"Borzoi" |
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12 Apr 2004 12:56:26 AM |
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Re: I didn't see YOU in CHURCH today! |
KATO wrote:
"His Divine Shadow" <hisshadow@bigmailbox.net> wrote in message
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The Power of Order Destroyed Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga
Remailer's
Planet on 4/11/04 11:04 AM.
God does not forgive.
If he existed , he'd probably hate trolls.
ROFLMAO!
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VVV
His Shadow
Q. what has linux in common with a teepee?
A. no windows, no gates, apache inside
This is NOT something to joke about.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: I didn't see YOU in CHURCH today! |
12 Apr 2004 09:39:40 PM |
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"Borzoi" <snoman120264-no-spam@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Q. what has linux in common with a teepee?
A. no windows, no gates, apache inside
This is NOT something to joke about.
If we can't joke about operating systems, what can se joke about?
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: I didn't see YOU in CHURCH today! |
12 Apr 2004 11:13:15 PM |
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Q. what has linux in common with a teepee?
A. no windows, no gates, apache inside
This is NOT something to joke about.
If we can't joke about operating systems, what can se joke about?
Solaris users? :}
(flllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: I didn't see YOU in CHURCH today! |
12 Apr 2004 04:07:38 PM |
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"Borzoi" <snoman120264-no-spam@hotmail.com> wrote:
"> > > > God does not forgive.
"> > >
"> > > If he existed , he'd probably hate trolls.
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"> > ROFLMAO!
"> This is NOT something to joke about.
Maybe not, but people thinking they can speak for God certainly IS something
that deserves some mocking!
A little allegorical tale. . .
There once was a man who arrived in Heaven, and he asked if he could be given a
tour of Hell -- so St. Peter escorts the man to go on a tour of Hell. . .
First they pass the outer rooms, which contain various fires of torment; Peter
describes each as they pass. . . "That contains woodfires burning the souls of
those who committed arson." and "That room contains fires burning at 451`F, for
those who destroyed books/knowledge." and so on. . .
Then they come upon some other rooms, containing a variety of torments,
including one where rapists were shackled to the walls and repeatedly sodomized
by large demons with huge fiery 'tools'
He saw many rooms, each with a different punishment and apt reason for it, then
Peter starts to short-turn the fellow before he could look into the last room,
from which he heard the worst screams of all -- Peter explains that that room
is the most terrible afflictions of all inflicted without end, day & night, and
is not a sight any good man could endure. . . the fellow accepts this, but is
still curious, and asks, "Sir, what is it that anybody could have done so much
worse than all these we've seen thus far? WHO is in that chamber of ultimate
suffering?"
Peter shakes his head sadly and answers, "Those, my son, are the fundamentalist
Christians -- you see, God doesn't take kindly to being told what He thinks!"
Then the man is finally led into Heaven, and, on his way to his designated
Mansion, he sees a chamber that looks much like the ones he just saw in Hell,
but there are no screams coming from within, and it is completely shrouded in
cloths, so not a sound or bit of light can enter. . . he naturally inquires
what that is and Peter answers. . .
"You're right, that's not a chamber of punishment here in Heaven -- God forbid!
That there contains the JWs, Mormons, and other elitists -- they actually think
they're the only ones up here!"
Your friend,
<+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope," the Bishop of ROM!)
Ask me how to connect with me in any of 5 Instant Messengers
(Please quote with "gapope wrote...")
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In essentials, unity;
In non-essentials, liberty;
in all things, charity. -- Baxter quoting Augustine
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| User: "His Divine Shadow" |
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| Title: Re: I didn't see YOU in CHURCH today! |
12 Apr 2004 06:28:53 PM |
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The Power of Order Destroyed Borzoi's Planet on 4/11/04 11:56 PM.
KATO wrote:
"His Divine Shadow" <hisshadow@bigmailbox.net> wrote in message
news:BC9F7F0D.32BE3%hisshadow@bigmailbox.net...
The Power of Order Destroyed Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga
Remailer's
Planet on 4/11/04 11:04 AM.
God does not forgive.
If he existed , he'd probably hate trolls.
ROFLMAO!
--
VVV
His Shadow
Q. what has linux in common with a teepee?
A. no windows, no gates, apache inside
This is NOT something to joke about.
What? Linux?
--
VVV
His Shadow
And like grandma used to say, "Start drinking at noon. Crucify the
retarded."
Mark Driver
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