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"W. Syme" |
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31 Mar 2004 08:56:50 PM |
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Re: In the News: Hordes flocking to 'miracle' lamb |
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:53:28 -0600, William Klee <fnordy2k@yahoo.com>
had the following opinion:
In article <85b06efc62b31560607403d38f233c7b@news.1usenet.com>, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:16:12 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> had
the following opinion:
Ever hear the stories about the Red Heifer?
Enlighten me.
Supposedly, the Great Holy Throwdown on Evil (aka Armageddon, aka The
Final Battle, aka etc) can't happen until after the Jews rebuild their
broken temple. They can't do that until they've got a calf that's
perfectly red. I repeat: perfectly red.
There was a red calf born in
97, IIRC, that had all sorts of people excited, until it sprouted a few
non-red hairs. There's people all over the freaking world breeding red
cows to red bulls, trying to get a perfect red calf.
That's cheating!
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Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "William Klee" |
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| Title: Re: In the News: Hordes flocking to 'miracle' lamb |
31 Mar 2004 10:12:43 PM |
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In article <3d1ba4cce3c90fdd7b75946543537442@news.1usenet.com>, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:53:28 -0600, William Klee <fnordy2k@yahoo.com>
had the following opinion:
In article <85b06efc62b31560607403d38f233c7b@news.1usenet.com>, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:16:12 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> had
the following opinion:
Ever hear the stories about the Red Heifer?
Enlighten me.
Supposedly, the Great Holy Throwdown on Evil (aka Armageddon, aka The
Final Battle, aka etc) can't happen until after the Jews rebuild their
broken temple. They can't do that until they've got a calf that's
perfectly red. I repeat: perfectly red.
There was a red calf born in
97, IIRC, that had all sorts of people excited, until it sprouted a few
non-red hairs. There's people all over the freaking world breeding red
cows to red bulls, trying to get a perfect red calf.
That's cheating!
If it works, it's god swill!
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: In the News: Hordes flocking to 'miracle' lamb |
01 Apr 2004 12:30:51 AM |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 02:56:50 GMT the ET form known as W.
Syme<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> sent a radio signal
across the vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:53:28 -0600, William Klee <fnordy2k@yahoo.com>
had the following opinion:
In article <85b06efc62b31560607403d38f233c7b@news.1usenet.com>, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:16:12 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> had
the following opinion:
Ever hear the stories about the Red Heifer?
Enlighten me.
Supposedly, the Great Holy Throwdown on Evil (aka Armageddon, aka The
Final Battle, aka etc) can't happen until after the Jews rebuild their
broken temple. They can't do that until they've got a calf that's
perfectly red. I repeat: perfectly red.
There was a red calf born in
97, IIRC, that had all sorts of people excited, until it sprouted a few
non-red hairs. There's people all over the freaking world breeding red
cows to red bulls, trying to get a perfect red calf.
That's cheating!
That's xianity.
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