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Religions > Atheism |
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"Jules" |
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11 Jun 2005 12:48:06 AM |
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Re: Jedi Sex |
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 06:58:01 GMT, Chris Garcia
<NcOhSrPiAsM@chrisgarcia.com>
wrote in message <Xns96701405E15DDNcOhSrPiAsMchrisgarc@68.1.17.6>:
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
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When Jedi make love, do they use the Force and their telepathic powers
to enhance their sexual pleasure? Do they use "force condoms"?
No, but they do follow the rule "If it don't fit, don't Force it"
if the girl is too tight, stab her in the *****.
Or choose a girl over the age of 10.
HTH
Jule§
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: Jedi Sex |
11 Jun 2005 01:09:52 AM |
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"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 06:58:01 GMT, Chris Garcia
<NcOhSrPiAsM@chrisgarcia.com>
wrote in message
<Xns96701405E15DDNcOhSrPiAsMchrisgarc@68.1.17.6>:
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
news:42A7E264.9462E6B1
@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
When Jedi make love, do they use the Force and their
telepathic powers to enhance their sexual pleasure? Do they use "force
condoms"?
No, but they do follow the rule "If it don't fit, don't
Force it"
if the girl is too tight, stab her in the *****.
Or choose a girl over the age of 10.
HTH
Sounds like she's offering daughters.
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| User: "Jules" |
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| Title: Re: Jedi Sex |
11 Jun 2005 01:44:04 AM |
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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
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"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:42aa34c5$0$13942$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:f52ja1lp2b552nnhi8opsmul1p9uum1d4s@4ax.com...
On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 06:58:01 GMT, Chris Garcia
<NcOhSrPiAsM@chrisgarcia.com>
wrote in message
<Xns96701405E15DDNcOhSrPiAsMchrisgarc@68.1.17.6>:
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
news:42A7E264.9462E6B1
@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
When Jedi make love, do they use the Force and their
telepathic powers to enhance their sexual pleasure? Do they use "force
condoms"?
No, but they do follow the rule "If it don't fit, don't
Force it"
if the girl is too tight, stab her in the *****.
Or choose a girl over the age of 10.
HTH
Sounds like she's offering daughters.
Put your ***** back in your pants, Mos. Besides, I thought you liked 'em
hairy and ethnic?
Jule§
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Jedi Sex |
11 Jun 2005 04:02:07 PM |
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On Sat, 11 Jun 2005 10:18:06 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42aa34c5$0$13942$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 06:58:01 GMT, Chris Garcia
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
When Jedi make love, do they use the Force and their telepathic powers
to enhance their sexual pleasure? Do they use "force condoms"?
No, but they do follow the rule "If it don't fit, don't Force it"
if the girl is too tight, stab her in the *****.
Or choose a girl over the age of 10.
HTH
Jule§
i must try that someday.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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