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"St. Jackanapes" |
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05 Jan 2007 11:29:30 PM |
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Re: Jesus Had A Sexual Addiction |
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spewed out...
Melchizedek wrote:
You have never read any of my books.
Read, no. Used, maybe.
As Jesus said: "Cleanliness is next to godliness - especially around the
Holy Bunghole where the Holy Ghost resides"
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Had A Sexual Addiction |
06 Jan 2007 03:08:07 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spewed out...
Melchizedek wrote:
You have never read any of my books.
Read, no. Used, maybe.
As Jesus said: "Cleanliness is next to godliness - especially around the
Holy Bunghole where the Holy Ghost resides"
Or as Kinky Friedman said while contemplating a picture of
jebus he found on an empty dispenser, "What will it be, lord,
my soul, or my pants?"
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Had A Sexual Addiction |
07 Jan 2007 03:02:52 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spewed out...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spewed out...
Melchizedek wrote:
You have never read any of my books.
Read, no. Used, maybe.
As Jesus said: "Cleanliness is next to godliness - especially around the
Holy Bunghole where the Holy Ghost resides"
Or as Kinky Friedman said while contemplating a picture of
jebus he found on an empty dispenser, "What will it be, lord,
my soul, or my pants?"
Ya gotta be practical. It's the soul everytime. I'd rather damn my soul
than get into a crowded elevator with a stinking ***** covered starfish.
If the embarrassment doesn't kill you, the itching will.
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
The Bad Shepherd: http://www.jackanapes.ws/shepherd.html
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| User: "WhewNotSaved" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Had A Sexual Addiction |
07 Jan 2007 07:14:53 AM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:jn2gt.vut.17.10@news.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spewed out...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spewed out...
Melchizedek wrote:
You have never read any of my books.
Read, no. Used, maybe.
As Jesus said: "Cleanliness is next to godliness - especially around
the
Holy Bunghole where the Holy Ghost resides"
Or as Kinky Friedman said while contemplating a picture of
jebus he found on an empty dispenser, "What will it be, lord,
my soul, or my pants?"
Ya gotta be practical. It's the soul everytime. I'd rather damn my soul
than get into a crowded elevator with a stinking ***** covered starfish.
If the embarrassment doesn't kill you, the itching will.
LOL, nice to wake up with a good funny
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
The Bad Shepherd: http://www.jackanapes.ws/shepherd.html
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