On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:52:39 -0700, (Sister Lurlean
Tucker) wrote in message
news:<7908c278.0404252052.6bf03cb1@posting.google.com>:
Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:<pan.2004.04.25.21.18.37.235508@postini.spamcon.org>...
With fundie fantasy drivel.
No - with Divine insight into reality. Did you read "The Gay Blade"? It
tells all about how people turn queer - that and "Wounded Children"
which tells you the sad life story of QUEEN David a coming out at the
queer bath house and then a finding Jesus years later in a dirty gay
bar.
Sounds like more fundie bull to me.
That's putting it mildly. I'd say all of them are full of something
else, and it ain't Gospel truth.
As per usual your mind is deep in the septic tank. Why don't you just
come out and admit you're a devil worshipper?
Because that would be a lie.
You were probably Anton LaVey's queer lover. He beat up on women so
much he must have been queer.
Um hmm...
And rightly dismissed as fundie fantasy drivel.
Not by no True Christians they ain't!
If by "True Christians" you mean "loony fundies," I agree.
Yeah, right. They're about as authoritative as a steaming load.
Don't deep crack rimmers get off on such things BILL???
I don't know. Why don't you ask one?
Because she's no more a woman of god than any other lunatic.
You'll have all eternity to contemplate that nasty slur against one of
Almighty God's Most faithful Servants - once you're deep in HELL!
OK, I'll see you there.
*Yawn*
Can't you get your mouth open wide enough to take them twelve inchers no
more? How sad! They might not let you in the gay bar with the orgy
room no more. Where will you go then - and what will you do?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
The center of your very existence will have been pulled out like an
rotten apple core!
You think so, eh?
You actually think that the day a person dies has anything to do with
what kind of person they were? ROTFLMAO!!!
God was a pouring out His wrath on sinners all over the world that day.
Praise the Lord!
*Chuckle*
Oh, yes, and that's right up there in believability with The Onion and
the Chick tracts. Which is to say, none at all.
Go do some research and you'll find out that most of the reports in that
paper really are true. They just change the names to protect the
innocent.
*Guffaw*
Gee, I wonder why. :-)
I can't say.
I can. Because she's a lunatic fundie, and the publishers rightly ignore
her.
She'll keep a working on it 'til she drops.
If that's what makes her happy.
Yeah, if by "True Christians" you mean "loony fundies."
No - I mean True Christians. Fake "Christians" that believe in
reincarnation and universalism don't count and will go to hell.
You just go on believing that.
I'm not sure, but I think you could probably find something that
equates to that in one of the books.
I don't think so. C.S. Lewis was a Godless atheist that got into
Christianity for the money. I say he was a working for Satan all along
- just like Aldous Huxley and John F. Kennedy.
LOL!
It's there.
No - that's not TRUE rededication. It's all fantasy moralizing.
Which part are you talking about? I'm talking about the part in The Lion,
the Witch and the Wardrobe where Edmund betrays his brother and sisters to
the White Witch (the devil) and is then forgiven by Aslan (Jesus) who
gives his life for Edmund.
It's there.
No way. There wasn't no burning hell on Venus like we KNOW there is
now!
That is just too funny.
Heresy? How so? Just how far did you read?
About half way. There was heresy on the very first page!
There was? It's been a few years since I read it, but if I remember
correctly, the first page just sets up the story by telling the reader
what it was like when their grandparents were children. What part of that
do you think is heresy? And what other parts did you think were heresy?
Um, right.
I promise!
Your promises mean less than nothing to me.
ROTFLMAO!
Ain't your big A off yet - what with all the laughing and a BRAYING you
do every day?
Only when I'm reading your words, my dear. :-)
I will agree with you that most popular literature gives the wrong
ideas about sex, but no matter how much you burn, they will always make
more. And by burning them, you're just supporting the authors, since
you need to own a copy in order to burn it.
No - we get used copy's from saved sinners.
They still had to buy it.
Please. You just parrot lies from that lunatic asylum you call a
church.
But Our Holy Church is the ONE TRUE Church of Almighty God. It doesn't
never teach no error at all in any form.
Except for the ones you parrot in here every day.
No it can't. The worst it can do is give you a fatal disease, and
that's only if it splatters into an open wound.
What's the difference. You die anyways.
The difference is that the chance of that happening is minuscule to say
the least.
OK, I will. Let me know when one comes to the Midwest.
Be more specific about the locale.
It doesn't matter. I can get to almost any place in the Midwest.
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
I sure do. I've seen it happen. Why did the perverts always leave
their feces coated condoms in old Burnin'-*****'s mail box every morning?
They wanted to kill her with their AIDS and they got her all
pozzzitronic like they are - either her or Rufus.
LOL! Oh my, you really are too funny!
Oh really? Care to point me to a link that says that shaking hands
with someone can give you hepatitis?
Try Yahoo! Or www.chick.com.
I checked WebMD.com. Their site says that you absolutely cannot get
hepatitis from casual contact.
The difference being that these diseases were transmitted SEXUALLY.
We don't know that for sure. There's talk about the porno players a
being exposed to dangerous substances - such as spooge and menstrual
blood. Here's some tips for you -
http://www.aim-med.org/HepTable.html
Yup, that just confirms what I already know. None of them are spread
casually.
I haven't seen any of that. All I've seen is her trying to educate you
to the truth, and you going off on your silly fundie rants.
Oh - she's always a telling me how "monogamous" queers is! What a
laugh!
Yes, I know. I've been following the thread. And my experience as far as
how faithful homosexuals are matches hers.
She pretends they don't never even have sex
You're lying. She never said that.
- much less that a whole lot of them has sex with strangers almost every
day - sex that involves your rimming and your fisting and your fleching
and your bare backing. Did I even mention your snow balling? Well now
I did! When's the last time you snow balled Bill?
Your fantasies sure are disgusting.
I knew you didn't have a copy to send me.
I do - to send you BY MAIL only - preferably for a small love offering
to cover the cost of postage.
I will only accept it by e-mail. If you really wanted to prove this thing
exists, and if you really had the proof, you would be eager to make it
available in every form possible.
No, it's not. Mother Hickey founded it herself when she was 16. I
doubt that she's 2,016 years old now.
She founded the Dallas, Texas branch only.
So show me proof that a church named First Universal Christian Kingdom
existed 2,000 years ago.
*cough*[GOD HATES PROFANITY]*cough*
Excuse me, I just had to clear my throat.
Was there a stray pubic hair in it still yet?
No, there was some *cough*******cough in the air. Excuse me, again!
<snip fundie rant>
You mean my TRUE Gospel preaching!
To-may-to, to-mah-to.
I'll admit they're heresies, if you'll admit to your lies, like the one
below.
Lurlean Lie #12:
Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and
gather support from other deviants such as your whores and dope
addicts. news:7908c278.0312061629.623c571@posting.google.com
That ain't no lie - even if it does over simplify the Truth just a
little.
It's a lie.
I'll pray for you again -
Go ahead, you're only making my convictions stronger.
Sister Lurlean Tucker
Beacon of Gospel Truth
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Lurlean Lie #12:
Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and gather
support from other deviants such as your whores and dope addicts.
news:7908c278.0312061629.623c571@posting.google.com
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