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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mel" |
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03 Nov 2004 10:16:35 AM |
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Re: John Kerry is really C-3PO |
On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 15:55:18 -0800, "badlands420" <bung@hole.com> wrote in
message <CsadnWXCypL8gxXcRVn-1Q@mpowercom.net>:
People work for you? Do they know you spend your day responding to posts
in alt.fan.starwars?
***** yeah they do. You've already been immortalized on the bulletin board
downstairs.
nobody in my real life knows anything about any of the people i correspond
with in here.
that's as it should be.
hey, who i am kidding? i don't have a real life. i'm a bot. i went to a
plastic surgeon in early 2004 and asked if they could make me into a bionic
human being.
so they did the surgery and everything was going along fine until the
computer rejected my body.
next time, i'm going with a genuine Intel processor.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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| Title: Re: John Kerry is really C-3PO |
04 Nov 2004 02:37:01 AM |
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Mel, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 30 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:16:35 +0200 with this little gem..
<8lsho05pki1is631ris1cvin56bggfdq87@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 15:55:18 -0800, "badlands420" <bung@hole.com> wrote in
message <CsadnWXCypL8gxXcRVn-1Q@mpowercom.net>:
People work for you? Do they know you spend your day responding to posts
in alt.fan.starwars?
***** yeah they do. You've already been immortalized on the bulletin board
downstairs.
nobody in my real life knows anything about any of the people i correspond
with in here.
that's as it should be.
hey, who i am kidding? i don't have a real life. i'm a bot. i went to a
plastic surgeon in early 2004 and asked if they could make me into a bionic
human being.
so they did the surgery and everything was going along fine until the
computer rejected my body.
next time, i'm going with a genuine Intel processor.
if you don't wanna be rejected for your body, you'd do best with
comatose, blind, or severely retarded women..
...should you ever decide to swing that way
--
MÐ
http://ÑðsMÐ.blogspot.com/
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Rune Børsjø" |
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| Title: Re: John Kerry is really C-3PO |
03 Nov 2004 10:28:41 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:16:35 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
<piggybacking>
If Kerry is C3PO, the protocol droid, then Bush must be R2D2... the
little unintelligible droid who does everything he's told.
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