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Religions > Atheism |
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"Cary Kittrell" |
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02 Feb 2005 08:36:45 PM |
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Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
In article <Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69….188.138.161> Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> writes:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
So, if the next time a flock of these knocks on my door, will
greeting them with a double armful of cats be of some advantage
to me?
Thanks for this one, Fred.
-- cary
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
02 Feb 2005 09:34:16 PM |
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Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69....188.138.161> Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> writes:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows
beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created
perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six
thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time
(c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the
'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed,
modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being
reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution,
strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences
in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study
these
matters deeply)....
So, if the next time a flock of these knocks on my door, will
greeting them with a double armful of cats be of some advantage
to me?
I have six cats! <Smacks self on forehead> *That's* why I haven't
been bothered by the JWs lately!
Okay, everybody, if you want the JWs to leave you alone, go out and
adopt enough cats to total 6. I know there are those of you who would
rather have JWs than cats, but hey, just tryin' to get the word out,
here. ;->
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herder
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
08 Feb 2005 07:22:03 PM |
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On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 20:36:45 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69….188.138.161> Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> writes:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
So, if the next time a flock of these knocks on my door, will
greeting them with a double armful of cats be of some advantage
to me?
Now I know the JWs are mad - if I didn't before.
I just flew back from a week in the Bay Area (work + my girlfriend).
Picked up the cats this lunchtime. They were not happy, and haven't
been letting me out of their sight today. They're people too.
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 11:11:57 AM |
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In article <g54i019rb2vv6f0gr6u9u4budad4714678@4ax.com>,
calee@optonline.net says...
On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 20:36:45 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69?.188.138.161> Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> writes:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
So, if the next time a flock of these knocks on my door, will
greeting them with a double armful of cats be of some advantage
to me?
Now I know the JWs are mad - if I didn't before.
I just flew back from a week in the Bay Area (work + my girlfriend).
Picked up the cats this lunchtime. They were not happy, and haven't
been letting me out of their sight today. They're people too.
A friend of mine would occasionally leave his cat alone for a
weekend. He would leave the water dripping into a bowl in the
sink so she would have fresh water, leave access to the food
sack and a freshly cleaned litter box. Invariably, the night
that he returned, sometime after he'd go to bed she'd leave him
a nice, fresh little present right in front of the toilet. And
he'd invariably step in it, getting up to take a leak in the
dark. I'd say the cat was expressing her opinion rather
fluently. And so did he, I gather. :)
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 05:16:13 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:11:57 GMT, Siobhan Burke
<siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net> wrote:
In article <g54i019rb2vv6f0gr6u9u4budad4714678@4ax.com>,
calee@optonline.net says...
On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 20:36:45 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69?.188.138.161> Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> writes:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
So, if the next time a flock of these knocks on my door, will
greeting them with a double armful of cats be of some advantage
to me?
Now I know the JWs are mad - if I didn't before.
I just flew back from a week in the Bay Area (work + my girlfriend).
Picked up the cats this lunchtime. They were not happy, and haven't
been letting me out of their sight today. They're people too.
A friend of mine would occasionally leave his cat alone for a
weekend. He would leave the water dripping into a bowl in the
sink so she would have fresh water, leave access to the food
sack and a freshly cleaned litter box. Invariably, the night
that he returned, sometime after he'd go to bed she'd leave him
a nice, fresh little present right in front of the toilet. And
he'd invariably step in it, getting up to take a leak in the
dark. I'd say the cat was expressing her opinion rather
fluently. And so did he, I gather. :)
Manure occurrith......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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