Here is the way that atheists explain the world. Get ready for a good
laugh.

1. First, there was only random atomic motion of dead atoms. This
continued for billions of yearsuntil....

2. Somehow, in the pre-biotic soup of earth, some of these dead atoms
magically sprang to life. The dead chemicals of the pre-biotic soup
somehow sloshed around, and magically constructed the 3.5 billion
base-pairs of the first DNA strand.

3. But simply constructing the first DNA strand was not enough. Because
at precisely the same time, the necessary enzymes for DNA replication
also magically appeared.

4. Not only that. For some unknown magical reason, the first DNA strand
suddenly decided to replicate it's own complicated double helix
structure. Even though the Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxygen, and Nitrogen atoms
that DNA is composed of is PRECISELY THE SAME as any other dead
atoms..... nevertheless, for some magical reason, the first DNA strand
decided to replicate it's own structure.

5. This first DNA replication, conducted by recently dead atoms,
involved all the inherent morphological difficulties that would be
expected when you have to spin and unzip 3.5 billion base pairs. But
somehow, it all happened, as if by magic.

6. After the first DNA strand magically felt the need to replicate
itself, this replication continued for billions of years. It is
important to realize that the whole show is being conducted by the VERY
SAME ATOMS that were originally dead and non-living. So these dead
atoms were magically replicating DNA structure for no good reason.

7. But it gets better. After magically replicating DNA for awhile,
these very same dead atoms magically became aware of their own
existence. (the appearance of the first human brain.)

8. After magically becoming aware of their own existence, these dead
atoms went on to invent all kinds of technology, including the internet
and the newsgroup "talk.origins."

9. These very same dead atoms are, at this very moment, causing me to
type this posting. And they are causing you to read it. Because
according to atheists, the human mind, and in point of fact the ENTIRE
HUMAN RACE, is nothing but a complicated arrangement of dead atoms.

10. There is some humor for you! Now go pray to God that you are never
such a fool as to believe in that hogwash.